Il Douché and His Discontents: The 2016 Primary Voting Thread, Part 4

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the more mainstream conservatives also have their head stuck up their ass. here's Douthat, whose voice is barely audible from within the cheeks:

But in the end, Trump’s numbers were impressive but not at all a race ender. The states in play were mostly up and down what you might call the Trump Belt — the swath of America, extending from the Deep South up through Appalachia and into New England, where his unusual coalition is strongest. Yet he won less than half the night’s delegates, with vote totals still in the 35 percent range — peaking in Massachusetts and Alabama (an amazing combination), but falling into the 20s outside the Trump Belt (in Oklahoma, Texas, Minnesota) and holding in the 30s elsewhere.

For a candidate who is not only opposed but feared as a race-baiting demagogue by almost the entire party establishment, who looks less electable than any of his rivals in the fall, who has prominent conservatives (including, this week, a sitting United States senator) lining up to swear they’ll never vote for him, who is basically in undeclared war with the last Republican president and the last two party nominees — for such a candidate, 35 percent of the vote still does not seem like it should be enough to win through to the nomination.

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 2 March 2016 15:34 (eight years ago) link

Hillary really needs to hammer home the potential Trump University-zation of America.

Don't Forget To Reince Your Priebus (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 2 March 2016 15:38 (eight years ago) link

tbf, the night wasn't really as impressive for Trump as it was for Clinton. I think there's some validity to Cruz's argument that if the other candidates drop and the party coalesces around him, he may have a slight chance to upset Trump, although it's a long shot. At this point, Rubio, Kasich, and Carson have no real business sticking around.

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Check Yr Scrobbles (Moodles), Wednesday, 2 March 2016 15:39 (eight years ago) link

A reasonably likely scenario that I have not really seen gamed out is: how well does Trump do as a general-election candidate bearing only the half-hearted endorsement of a fractured party? At best! At worst, his nomination will have been wrung out of a contested convention, with Much Butthurt ensuing. Plus a number of reasonably prominent Republicans have already said they'd take their ball and go home rather than support Generalissimo Looneytunes.

Previous primaries have been bitterly contested. Gore and Kerry were not ideal choices, but Democrats at least pretended to come together to anoint them at convention time, and mostly stuck with them through to November. Obama v. Clinton was not a warm love-fest (as you may recall), but Democrats at least pretended to come together to anoint him at convention time.

Usually the major-party candidates go from convention to election day with support from their respective parties. Is that now irrelevant in the Age of Trump (when Everything is Different(tm))?

I'm trying to imagine a Trump general-election campaign where he obviously has allies, but much of the party apparatus is at best like, "oh yeah, and please also vote for... um... the individual at the top of the ticket. Here's an RNC-branded clothespin for you to hold your nose with, should you need it."

brotato (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 2 March 2016 15:50 (eight years ago) link

yet it feels like Cruz has significantly less chance of beating Clinton than Drumpf does. there are no quasi-mystical "Reagan Democrats" out there waiting for Ted Cruz.

evol j, Wednesday, 2 March 2016 15:54 (eight years ago) link

eh, mythical not mystical, duh.

evol j, Wednesday, 2 March 2016 15:56 (eight years ago) link

Quinnipiac had Clinton's "unfavorable" polling at 56% a few months ago. Did they measure Trump's?

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 2 March 2016 15:58 (eight years ago) link

Lol the cnn video way upthread that the kkk wanted to "advance the progressive agenda." How can people believe this stuff?

Treeship, Wednesday, 2 March 2016 16:06 (eight years ago) link

i think an election btwn two of the most hated public figures in the country is karmic justice

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 2 March 2016 16:07 (eight years ago) link

i've seen a scary number of ostensibly not-insane conservatives really going hard on this talking point lately.

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rmde bob (will), Wednesday, 2 March 2016 16:08 (eight years ago) link

‏@pareene
Trump will be brutal for the GOP but the Democrats are going to respond by running a campaign pitched at David Brooks it's gonna be awful

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 2 March 2016 16:09 (eight years ago) link

So weird. Buckley said conservatives are the people who stand athwart history and yell "stop"! The klan totally fits that definition.

Treeship, Wednesday, 2 March 2016 16:11 (eight years ago) link

Lol the cnn video way upthread that the kkk wanted to "advance the progressive agenda." How can people believe this stuff?

If you hate Democrats, progressivism AND black people it's a win win win.

Retro novelty punk (Dan Peterson), Wednesday, 2 March 2016 16:13 (eight years ago) link

true i think it's just that "liberal / progressive" = REALLY BAD and obviously the KKK is really bad, so there you go easy peasy

rmde bob (will), Wednesday, 2 March 2016 16:13 (eight years ago) link

"there are no quasi-mystical "Reagan Democrats" out there waiting for Ted Cruz."

Yes but the argument goes that there is a potential groundswell of TRUE CONS who would come out for the ideologically pure Cruz. His 100% ACU rating means that the die-hard, god-fearing, flag-waving base would FINALLY get Their Candidate, after having been sold out so many times by RINO squish establishmentarians. The guys who are like "I dutifully voted for Juan McLame and Mittbot, and got NOTHING. Just a bunch of RINOs who do nothing to stop the Obama juggernaut. No more. I stay home unless I can finally vote for a candidate I believe in, for the first time since Reagan." A decent proportion of those guys don't trust Trump to stay on point, no matter how much they like what' he's currently saying about immigrants and refugees.

Thing is, those people overlap enough with the "I'll crawl over broken glass to vote against Shrillery" vote that it probably doesn't matter.

brotato chip (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 2 March 2016 16:14 (eight years ago) link

hah, Juan McLame

Nhex, Wednesday, 2 March 2016 16:18 (eight years ago) link

I think there's some validity to Cruz's argument that if the other candidates drop and the party coalesces around him, he may have a slight chance to upset Trump, although it's a long shot.

Also a sizable section of the party don't want Cruz over Trump!

Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 2 March 2016 16:24 (eight years ago) link

btw:

Total votes across Super Tuesday
Clinton —— 2.7 million
Trump —— 2.2 million
Cruz —— 1.7 million
Sanders - 1.6 million
Rubio - 1.4 million

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 2 March 2016 16:25 (eight years ago) link

cheering for van jones in that clip obv but i wish at some point he'd said on tv why exactly the modern democratic party is not the old one. not because of some vague "change" or "evolution" but literally because the southern racists left for the gop. i get why someone doesn't want to get sucked down the quibble hole when the issue is THE FUCKING KLAN and i get that van jones is probably using most of his psychic energy there just to maintain the appearance of unthreatening calm in the face of THE FUCKING KLAN, but this is so clear and indisputable and i have this fear that even anti-trumps across the country are thinking "yeah, get with 2016, we're much less racist now" instead of "WE KICKED OUT THE SEGREGATIONISTS AND INCIDENTALLY LOST A FEW DECADES OF EXECUTIVE POWER FOR IT AND NOW THEY'RE ALL IN YOUR FUCKING PARTY, ASSHOLE, OH AND TO THE EXTENT THAT EMBARRASSED TAX IDEOLOGUES DID MANAGE DISINGENUOUSLY TO PUT A LID ON IT IT SURE ISN'T ON THERE RIGHT NOW"

sorry. i just want to be hearing this explanation everywhere until americans actually have some kind of baseline fucking idea of where they're living and when and instead i keep hearing liars tell me how important it is to "know history"

denies the existence of dark matter (difficult listening hour), Wednesday, 2 March 2016 16:26 (eight years ago) link

i guess when someone is earnestly telling you on television that the klan was the militant arm of progressivism it's hard to know where to start, or why anyone's alive

denies the existence of dark matter (difficult listening hour), Wednesday, 2 March 2016 16:30 (eight years ago) link

Van Jones is a dreadful representative for Dems and liberals. I've cringed every time he's opened his mouth. His instinct around Beltway conservatives on cable shows is kumbaya.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 2 March 2016 16:30 (eight years ago) link

Lol the cnn video way upthread that the kkk wanted to "advance the progressive agenda." How can people believe this stuff

Take the tack that many of these idiots use with "liberals are the real racists!" and it's not too far from there

Darkest Cosmologist junk (kingfish), Wednesday, 2 March 2016 16:30 (eight years ago) link

see also: Margaret Sanger = PROGRESSIVE BABY KILLER & HUEG RACIST

rmde bob (will), Wednesday, 2 March 2016 16:36 (eight years ago) link

sanders speech earlier sounded like they believed the race was over

didn't hear, but i can't believe this was intended as i've gotten 4 fundraising emails since

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 2 March 2016 16:36 (eight years ago) link

Applause for every word of dlh's post, including and especially the all-caps and profanity. That is something I too want broadcast far and wide.

brotato chip (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 2 March 2016 16:37 (eight years ago) link

xxpost Morbs Trump/Hillary—Quinnipiac, national favorable/unfavorable, Feb. 18

1 Sanders 51/36 [+]

2 Kasich 35/18 [+]

3 Rubio 39/37 [+]

4 Clinton 37/58 [-]

5 Trump 37/57 [-]

6 Cruz 36/45 [-]

7 Bloomberg 21/26 [-]

Hadrian VIII, Wednesday, 2 March 2016 16:37 (eight years ago) link

I think Van Jones is generally excellent.

clemenza, Wednesday, 2 March 2016 16:38 (eight years ago) link

sanders speech earlier sounded like they believed the race was over

didn't hear, but i can't believe this was intended as i've gotten 4 fundraising emails since

― we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, March 2, 2016 11:36 AM (28 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Yeah, they are messaging hard that they are going fifty states and will attempt to leverage platform changes if they don't win.

Hadrian VIII, Wednesday, 2 March 2016 16:38 (eight years ago) link

for such a candidate, 35 percent of the vote still does not seem like it should be enough to win through to the nomination.

for such a pundit, the small space between the buttocks does not seem like it should be enough to admit the entire cranium through to the colon

Guayaquil (eephus!), Wednesday, 2 March 2016 16:39 (eight years ago) link

there was some point maybe six years ago when online progressives were all VAN JONES VAN JONES and i figured he was some Occupy guy. Then i read a little bit of his spiel and discovered a boilerplate O-bot.

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 2 March 2016 16:41 (eight years ago) link

xp lol

flopson, Wednesday, 2 March 2016 16:43 (eight years ago) link

Same reaction.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 2 March 2016 16:43 (eight years ago) link

so why did Marquito win Minnesota idgi

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 2 March 2016 16:51 (eight years ago) link

Lesser of the three evils, maybe? Kinda surprised we didn't go for Kasich.

Retro novelty punk (Dan Peterson), Wednesday, 2 March 2016 16:52 (eight years ago) link

dll otm. I thought maybe the dude was making some esoteric point about the klan's philosophy of government but i guess he literally was just rehashing the old classic republican syllogism: democrats used to have a segregationist coalition in the south, democrats are progressives, therefore progressives are racists. They are such idiots.

Treeship, Wednesday, 2 March 2016 16:57 (eight years ago) link

May have been mentioned before, but the robust continuation of the Sanders campaign is good for democrats. They're not tearing into each other and progressives won't feel neglected so long as sanders keeps their favorite issues in the conversation. The worst thing would be for that race to stop and hillary is just waiting around, causing democrats to lose interest

Treeship, Wednesday, 2 March 2016 17:03 (eight years ago) link

really enjoying the folks who are blaming Obama for Trump over the last few days.

rmde bob (will), Wednesday, 2 March 2016 17:03 (eight years ago) link

omg the sanders ppl i know are arguing that whole "well the black vote just went to clinton because of name recognition and the fact that bill is southern" shit gtfo

robbie ca$hflo (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 2 March 2016 17:04 (eight years ago) link

Heather Cox Richardson, a Boston College professor and the author of a new history of the Republican Party, predicts a violent rupture that cleaves the party in two: a hard-line conservatism, as embodied by Pat Buchanan, Newt Gingrich and Mr. Trump, and an old-fashioned strain of moderate Republicanism that recalls Theodore Roosevelt, Dwight Eisenhower and Nelson Rockefeller. “It is going to be really ugly,” she said.

this... seems p wrong? wtf NYT

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 2 March 2016 17:05 (eight years ago) link

Douthat is such a pedantic nerd

Treeship, Wednesday, 2 March 2016 17:05 (eight years ago) link

Sorry that was xpost to will

Treeship, Wednesday, 2 March 2016 17:06 (eight years ago) link

They're not tearing into each other

Bernie's not, but his internet supporters... eh

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 2 March 2016 17:06 (eight years ago) link

the trump phenomenon has nothing to do with hard-line conservatism

ciderpress, Wednesday, 2 March 2016 17:07 (eight years ago) link

A Berniebro triumphantly sent me a link this morning that showed that Bernie's support from black voters increased with improved name recognition but when you looked at the chart he was at 80% name recognition and only 20% support so I don't know how much more support he can wring out of those last 20% who don't know him yet.

Mordy, Wednesday, 2 March 2016 17:07 (eight years ago) link

where are all these modern-day Republicans in the mold of Eisenhower, Rockefeller and Roosevelt. Paul Ryan? Mitch McConnell? Marco Rubio?

xp

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 2 March 2016 17:07 (eight years ago) link

ciderpress otm, isn't that abundantly obvious given Trump's numerous heterodox statements?

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 2 March 2016 17:08 (eight years ago) link

where are all these modern-day Republicans in the mold of Eisenhower, Rockefeller and Roosevelt.

They're all Democrats now.

i like to trump and i am crazy (DJP), Wednesday, 2 March 2016 17:08 (eight years ago) link

OBAMA (in b4 morbz)

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T.L.O.P.son (Phil D.), Wednesday, 2 March 2016 17:08 (eight years ago) link


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