Il Douché and His Discontents: The 2016 Primary Voting Thread, Part 4

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if you want to be a socialist country then move to a socialist country
great ok

chinavision!, Friday, 4 March 2016 03:57 (eight years ago) link

Was going to post the same thing--countries within countries.

clemenza, Friday, 4 March 2016 03:57 (eight years ago) link

kasich:

well let me just say
the little engine that...can
when you're in the arena, you're in the arena

Karl Malone, Friday, 4 March 2016 03:58 (eight years ago) link

there's always internal exile

never have i been a blue calm sea (collardio gelatinous), Friday, 4 March 2016 03:58 (eight years ago) link

good luck usa

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 4 March 2016 03:59 (eight years ago) link

Rubio puts out ad that my pilot was a drug dealer- not true, not my pilot! Guy owned helicopter company- don't think I ever even used.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 4 March 2016 04:01 (eight years ago) link

You guys what the hell did I just watch

i like to trump and i am crazy (DJP), Friday, 4 March 2016 04:02 (eight years ago) link

amazing television, truly an exceptional democracy

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 4 March 2016 04:02 (eight years ago) link

it's a great democracy, a beautiful democracy, it's huge

wizzz! (amateurist), Friday, 4 March 2016 04:03 (eight years ago) link

terrific

chinavision!, Friday, 4 March 2016 04:04 (eight years ago) link

trump talks so much it's crazy!

chinavision!, Friday, 4 March 2016 04:04 (eight years ago) link

"Trump Steaks is gone! You've ruined these companies!"

Treeship, Friday, 4 March 2016 04:09 (eight years ago) link

And says nothing at the same time

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Friday, 4 March 2016 04:09 (eight years ago) link

Ramesh Ponnuru Retweeted

Megan McArdle
‎@asymmetricinfo

Trump’s claiming that he’s going to win New York State in the general. In related news, I am going to play shortstop for the Yankees.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 4 March 2016 04:10 (eight years ago) link

Why did they all pledge to support Trump? It undercuts their criticism. They called him a con artist after all.

Treeship, Friday, 4 March 2016 04:12 (eight years ago) link

This was the first debate I watched and...uh...shit

frogbs, Friday, 4 March 2016 04:14 (eight years ago) link

Yeah i know. It's a relief to know that Donald Trump doesn't have a small dick.

Treeship, Friday, 4 March 2016 04:18 (eight years ago) link

seen on the facebook

"ask Chris Christie how big Trump's dick is. it's buried in his ass"

rmde bob (will), Friday, 4 March 2016 04:19 (eight years ago) link

Flexibility

Treeship, Friday, 4 March 2016 04:21 (eight years ago) link

I don't see Christie as a bottom

Neanderthal, Friday, 4 March 2016 04:23 (eight years ago) link

aaaand no one knows what happened to the $6 million trump allegedly raised for veterans' groups

https://twitter.com/NewDay/status/705362339437158401

arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Friday, 4 March 2016 04:24 (eight years ago) link

prolly bought 5 million worth of blow and let the vets go to town on it

Neanderthal, Friday, 4 March 2016 04:26 (eight years ago) link

He always seemed like a coke dude to me (no judgment) but apparently he's straight edge

Treeship, Friday, 4 March 2016 04:28 (eight years ago) link

the coke....wasn't for him

Neanderthal, Friday, 4 March 2016 04:29 (eight years ago) link

did Trump get destroyed like this in the other debates?

frogbs, Friday, 4 March 2016 04:29 (eight years ago) link

you are new

denies the existence of dark matter (difficult listening hour), Friday, 4 March 2016 04:30 (eight years ago) link

Trump said he thought the debate was "wonderful"

Treeship, Friday, 4 March 2016 04:33 (eight years ago) link

because he gets to treat them all like his own cable-access show

Neanderthal, Friday, 4 March 2016 04:36 (eight years ago) link

You're listening to CNN? It's amazing how he handles these post-debate interviews--he turns back into Jimmy Olsen.

clemenza, Friday, 4 March 2016 04:36 (eight years ago) link

can the Repubs choose not to nominate anybody this year

Neanderthal, Friday, 4 March 2016 04:39 (eight years ago) link

They have been talking about trump on msnbc and cnn for like a week straight nonstop

Treeship, Friday, 4 March 2016 04:46 (eight years ago) link

They have been talking about trump on msnbc and cnn everywhere on the motherfucking planet for like a week straight nonstop

fixed

Neanderthal, Friday, 4 March 2016 04:47 (eight years ago) link

nice to reaffirm that lazy liberals are into fat-shaming AND homophobia

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Friday, 4 March 2016 04:47 (eight years ago) link

this 3-day-old thread's about to hit 1300 posts and there ain't a lotta kasich talk in it

denies the existence of dark matter (difficult listening hour), Friday, 4 March 2016 04:48 (eight years ago) link

admittedly there was the interlude where we all listed generals

denies the existence of dark matter (difficult listening hour), Friday, 4 March 2016 04:49 (eight years ago) link

When msnbc branded themselves as "The Place for Politics," they finally threw out the misconception once and for all that they're a 24-hour news channel. They're a politics channel now, plain and simple. I guess maybe that's okay? It's basically what Fox News has been for twice as long.

Poor CNN. Nobody knows what they are.

Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Friday, 4 March 2016 04:50 (eight years ago) link

iirc the joke goes if you watch msnbc you're a liberal and if you watch fox you're a conservative and if you watch cnn you're in an airport

denies the existence of dark matter (difficult listening hour), Friday, 4 March 2016 04:51 (eight years ago) link

I usually don't watch these channels but i've been hooked this week

Treeship, Friday, 4 March 2016 04:55 (eight years ago) link

Trump is creating compelling television

Treeship, Friday, 4 March 2016 04:55 (eight years ago) link

how are we ever going to go back?

denies the existence of dark matter (difficult listening hour), Friday, 4 March 2016 04:56 (eight years ago) link

True. I remember a few years ago I caught The Situation Room with Wolf Blitzer one afternoon when he had Ted Turner in as a guest. Wolf asked Ted what he thought of CNN now and Ted could barely contain his contempt, though he managed to blurt out some word salad that seemed vague enough to be polite.

Americans really have no interest in an actual news network anymore. Obvs Al Jazeera had other problems besides just being named Al Jazeera, but they were the model of something I'd like to watch a lot more of and it bums me out that it could be a really long time before anyone tries that again.

Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Friday, 4 March 2016 04:56 (eight years ago) link

I can't let go of cnn. I find myself liking them.

never have i been a blue calm sea (collardio gelatinous), Friday, 4 March 2016 04:57 (eight years ago) link

lobotomies are not usually reversible

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Friday, 4 March 2016 04:57 (eight years ago) link

i watched 2 episodes of The Americans (the good old days), i beat alla you sick, sick bastards.

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Friday, 4 March 2016 04:58 (eight years ago) link

I never really got "news" from tv and don't think many other people my age look to these channels for news. It's sportscenter, essentially. You learn a lot about how to be a good pr rep if you pay attention.

Treeship, Friday, 4 March 2016 04:58 (eight years ago) link

Good choice xp

Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Friday, 4 March 2016 04:59 (eight years ago) link

yeah my mom's clearly been planted in front of msnbc for literal weeks now and i try to scold her but of course i'm clicking on ilx every ten seconds

denies the existence of dark matter (difficult listening hour), Friday, 4 March 2016 05:00 (eight years ago) link

I watch CNN too, collardio. (Only basic-cable option in Canada, anyway.) They're all over the place--some good people, some bad.

clemenza, Friday, 4 March 2016 05:01 (eight years ago) link

I like watching Chris Hayes and Rachel Maddow at least a couple nights a week, but during election season there's always an increased chance I'll be exposed to Chris Matthews and that just fucking ruins my day.

Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Friday, 4 March 2016 05:02 (eight years ago) link

all over the place is right.

never have i been a blue calm sea (collardio gelatinous), Friday, 4 March 2016 05:03 (eight years ago) link


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