Il Douché and His Discontents: The 2016 Primary Voting Thread, Part 4

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"HEY I am also a smug dick about my own country's politics too! Not just on this thread!"

One bad call from barely losing to (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 9 March 2016 13:02 (eight years ago) link

@pareene
An irony of Sanders' success with whites is that he is the opposite of what Democratic Party elites said they need to be to win back whites

"Race back to the middle" they said.

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 9 March 2016 13:02 (eight years ago) link

I'm not gonna run away and pretend something striking and unexpexted didn't happen. But what I've been saying all along is still right.

Frederik B, Wednesday, 9 March 2016 13:03 (eight years ago) link

so...you'd like to point out that you've been otm on this thread?

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 9 March 2016 13:06 (eight years ago) link

@dick_nixon
I would like to reiterate at this point what a dumb son of a bitch Mitt Romney is. I think the events of the night warrant it.

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 9 March 2016 13:09 (eight years ago) link

morbs are dennis perrin and dick nixon the only people you follow on twitter

the uniqueness of our billionaires (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 9 March 2016 13:10 (eight years ago) link

i don't follow anyone

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 9 March 2016 13:12 (eight years ago) link

"This wasn't unexpected for us" -- @HillaryClinton Deputy Communications Director on @BernieSanders' Michigan win

‏@ggreenwald
Actual LOL

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 9 March 2016 13:13 (eight years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/MF30iTu.gif

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 9 March 2016 13:15 (eight years ago) link

so...you'd like to point out that you've been otm on this thread?

― Neanderthal, 9. marts 2016 14:06 (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Yeah, surprisingly enough, I have. Luckily for me I didn't try any predictions about Michigan, other than saying he wouldn't make up his delegate deficit there. Which turned out to be technically tom (though of course not what's important)

Frederik B, Wednesday, 9 March 2016 13:16 (eight years ago) link

LOL Sanders has a two hundred+ delegate deficit obv he's not going to make up his deficit with one state that only has 120 something pledged delegates. That's some serious OTMing there, Fred. What wondrous and surprising predictions will you make next?

One bad call from barely losing to (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 9 March 2016 13:20 (eight years ago) link

Got dammit, you're dumb.

Frederik B, Wednesday, 9 March 2016 13:22 (eight years ago) link

He needed to win Michigan by a lot more than he did to begin making up the deficit. There, is that spelled out enough for you?

Frederik B, Wednesday, 9 March 2016 13:23 (eight years ago) link

It's not an insightful point however you try to spin it.

One bad call from barely losing to (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 9 March 2016 13:26 (eight years ago) link

Did I claim it to be?

Frederik B, Wednesday, 9 March 2016 13:27 (eight years ago) link

Not that you appear to have ever made an insightful point on this thread (or any US politics one) which you mostly fill with vapid and obvious political predictions and defensiveness.

One bad call from barely losing to (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 9 March 2016 13:28 (eight years ago) link

You appear to be patting yourself on the back on some sort of master of US political knowledge and prognostication all the time! If that was all meant to be humor, CONGRATS your dry Dane wit appears to have snookered all of us.

One bad call from barely losing to (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 9 March 2016 13:29 (eight years ago) link

Yeah, that's not true. Go back and read. But then again, who cares, you're not trustworthy. You've shown yourself over and over to be a liar, and nobody believes what you're saying.

Frederik B, Wednesday, 9 March 2016 13:33 (eight years ago) link

Fantastic Donald Trump imitation! Now tells us about your hands!

One bad call from barely losing to (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 9 March 2016 13:34 (eight years ago) link

your dry Dane wit appears to have snookered all of us.

Snøkered all of us, I think you mean

A Fifth Beatle Dies (Tom D.), Wednesday, 9 March 2016 13:35 (eight years ago) link

dnftD

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 9 March 2016 13:36 (eight years ago) link

Frederik I'm not going to subject myself to re-reading your old idiotic posts. It's bad enough that I'll have to keep reading your new ones ("Why can't I quit you election threads??!?!")

One bad call from barely losing to (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 9 March 2016 13:37 (eight years ago) link

Alex, you deserve nothing better than a Trumpian response. And if you don't get the difference between a presidential debate and an internet feud, then you're as dumb as I expect you to be.

Frederik B, Wednesday, 9 March 2016 13:39 (eight years ago) link

Do stop reading my posts, why on earth would you keep on doing that? I never in a million years thought you'd be able to gain anything from them.

Frederik B, Wednesday, 9 March 2016 13:41 (eight years ago) link

I don't like you, I consider you a worthless troll, I get nothing out of writing with you. Ignore me, and I'll be more than happy to ignore you. Deal?

Frederik B, Wednesday, 9 March 2016 13:42 (eight years ago) link

He's not smug if you read the posts in the original Danish

μpright mammal (mh), Wednesday, 9 March 2016 13:44 (eight years ago) link

http://denmark.dk/en/meet-the-danes

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 9 March 2016 13:51 (eight years ago) link

This is like Usenet circa '96.

PS. Bob Dole has no chance.

Michael Jones, Wednesday, 9 March 2016 13:52 (eight years ago) link

I'm learning so much. Did you know the Danes love hot dogs? I did not!
http://denmark.dk/en//~/media/Denmark/Images/Meet%20the%20danes/Teasers/meetthekids200.jpg?h=125&iar=1&w=200

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 9 March 2016 13:55 (eight years ago) link

My ex's sister and her gf who live in Copenhagen kept saying that Danes are kinda arrogant and even ruder than Finns, I guess Frederik isn't doing much in this thread to dispel that stereotype... :(

Tuomas, Wednesday, 9 March 2016 13:59 (eight years ago) link

Danes do love their meat, when I've been there there were hot dog ads everywhere! Not the best country for a vegetarian traveller.

Tuomas, Wednesday, 9 March 2016 14:00 (eight years ago) link

all the #narrative about hillary being shaken by stunning upset is a little much considering she won 86 delegates last night while bernie won 69

mookieproof, Wednesday, 9 March 2016 14:01 (eight years ago) link

"I never in a million years thought you'd be able to gain anything from them."

NO ONE IS GAINING ANYTHING FROM THEM!

One bad call from barely losing to (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 9 March 2016 14:01 (eight years ago) link

Please stop. Please?

Telephone Meatballs (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 9 March 2016 14:09 (eight years ago) link

plz guys let's just have a singalong

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eEwdroXuL8A

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 9 March 2016 14:10 (eight years ago) link

Well, the "Dewey Defeats Truman" polling/results gap would kinda be newsworthy no matter what; it IS a stunning upset, particularly if it's a bellwether for other states with similar polling. I dont think it reshapes the race in one stroke or anything, but I could buy mildly shaken, Clinton-wise.

agreed re: usenet 96

van damme death warrant (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 9 March 2016 14:15 (eight years ago) link

BREAKING NEWS:

Report: George W. Bush Will Not Make Another Primary Endorsement

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 9 March 2016 14:16 (eight years ago) link

Supposedly the worst polling in recorded primary history for MI. I think I saw that the second worst in like 88 or something (sorry id look up details but on my phone) was by +17 and this was like +24 or something?

Mordy, Wednesday, 9 March 2016 14:19 (eight years ago) link

Might be a good time for a new thread. Anyone? I can't think of any clever titles.

never have i been a blue calm sea (collardio gelatinous), Wednesday, 9 March 2016 14:19 (eight years ago) link

I mean what happened in MI was the worst in recorded primary history period in any state. Xp

Mordy, Wednesday, 9 March 2016 14:19 (eight years ago) link

Any theories as to why, Mordy?

never have i been a blue calm sea (collardio gelatinous), Wednesday, 9 March 2016 14:21 (eight years ago) link

Is it the elusive young uns?

never have i been a blue calm sea (collardio gelatinous), Wednesday, 9 March 2016 14:23 (eight years ago) link

it's possible the polls did not account for independents properly. Sanders won strongly with independents, Clinton won with democrats.

Check Yr Scrobbles (Moodles), Wednesday, 9 March 2016 14:24 (eight years ago) link

Open primaries, black voters broke more favorable towards Bernie than the model had shown in the south, iirc it is a no cell phone state for polling, generally unfamiliar political terrain this year (which is maybe a better explanation for failings on the R side). I'm sure if he hasn't yet Nate will be explaining himself shortly. Xp

Mordy, Wednesday, 9 March 2016 14:24 (eight years ago) link

Report: George W. Bush Will Not Make Another Primary Endorsement

I heard he likes "red."

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 9 March 2016 14:25 (eight years ago) link

Grazie

never have i been a blue calm sea (collardio gelatinous), Wednesday, 9 March 2016 14:25 (eight years ago) link

no cell phone state for polling, generally unfamiliar political terrain this year (which is maybe a better explanation for failings on the R side). I'm sure if he hasn't yet Nate will be explaining himself shortly. Xp

― Mordy, Wednesday, March 9, 2016 8:24 AM (36 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i don't even know how they are going to do polling in another 5 years

robbie ca$hflo (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 9 March 2016 14:25 (eight years ago) link

(Xp)

never have i been a blue calm sea (collardio gelatinous), Wednesday, 9 March 2016 14:26 (eight years ago) link

It seems like Hillary's team is better at this than conventional pollsters. They knew the polls were not representative (probably bc their internal polling was much different).

Mordy, Wednesday, 9 March 2016 14:26 (eight years ago) link

Xxp By drone

never have i been a blue calm sea (collardio gelatinous), Wednesday, 9 March 2016 14:27 (eight years ago) link


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