Il Douché and His Discontents: The 2016 Primary Voting Thread, Part 4

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Pardon me, I'm having a private message Facebook brawl with a good friend who called Sanders a Jacobin and a crazy man yelling in the streets and has posted reams of link showing how trade deals have actually been good for forcing Columbia and Mexico to care about the environment.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 16 March 2016 15:25 (eight years ago) link

eephus, people certainly made that argument in 2008, i.e., that Clinton won more Democrats (and Dem-stronghold states) than Obama.

Checker/Presley '16: Make America Gyrate Again (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 16 March 2016 15:31 (eight years ago) link

I've never understood this tack of "Hillary can't win because her strength is in Republican states where Dems won't win anyway." You could say the same thing about Sanders winning in states where Democrats ARE going to win anyway. The relevant question is who's going to win the swing states: Florida, Ohio, Virginia, Colorado, New Mexico, Iowa,.... I think Clinton looks strong in those states, especially the biggest ones.

There's a more nuanced version of the argument that's more compellling -- that Clinton is doing better in closed-primary states, where independents (who favor Sanders, and who matter in the general) are excluded. But not as many people are making that argument.

― Guayaquil (eephus!), Wednesday, March 16, 2016 10:09 AM (24 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Almost no argument trying to extrapolate general election results from primary results means anything, and a lot of these arguments are especially bad.

on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Wednesday, 16 March 2016 15:35 (eight years ago) link

wd love to see more republicans coming out against trump, but at the same time, nobody really wants a repeat of 1824's "corrupt bargain" debacle

diana krallice (rushomancy), Wednesday, 16 March 2016 16:25 (eight years ago) link

Rick Scott announces that he endorses Trump. Happy?

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 16 March 2016 16:26 (eight years ago) link

hey, 1824 was a p good year for me

joie de visa (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 16 March 2016 16:32 (eight years ago) link

oh no, not 1824! All the STDs.

54% that Trump wins on the first ballot
20% that Trump wins on the second or more ballot
13% that Cruz wins on the second or more ballot
11% that Kasich wins on the second or more ballot
1% that Paul Ryan wins on the second or more ballot

I think the predictwise guy putting numbers on 1) something that hasn't happened in a century (?) and 2) involves a wide spectrum of loony flailers suggests that this is on a par with astrology.

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 16 March 2016 16:34 (eight years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4IrE6FMpai8

Evan, Wednesday, 16 March 2016 16:45 (eight years ago) link

time for a new thread? this one is becoming impossible to load.

flappy bird, Wednesday, 16 March 2016 16:46 (eight years ago) link

Impossible to believe too.

A Fifth Beatle Dies (Tom D.), Wednesday, 16 March 2016 16:47 (eight years ago) link

impossible to keep my food down too

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 16 March 2016 16:48 (eight years ago) link

If you're trying to load the entire thread every time you click on it, you're ILXing wrong.

defibrillate after opening (WilliamC), Wednesday, 16 March 2016 16:49 (eight years ago) link

post less

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 16 March 2016 16:51 (eight years ago) link

flappy bird just use bookmarks

marcos, Wednesday, 16 March 2016 16:52 (eight years ago) link

[Grayson]'s a world class asshole

This matches what I've heard about him.

i like to trump and i am crazy (DJP), Wednesday, 16 March 2016 16:52 (eight years ago) link

It moves so fast that if you slumber just a little bit, it's hard to see the posts immediately prior to the current convo without loading all 5,000+.

joie de visa (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 16 March 2016 16:53 (eight years ago) link

Somehow I wound up on Grayson's email list, and I know this isn't the best measure but he comes off as the opportunistic douchebag.

on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Wednesday, 16 March 2016 16:54 (eight years ago) link

*an

on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Wednesday, 16 March 2016 16:54 (eight years ago) link

It moves so fast that if you slumber just a little bit, it's hard to see the posts immediately prior to the current convo without loading all 5,000+.

No really - bookmark is for this.

Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 16 March 2016 16:56 (eight years ago) link

I think the predictwise guy putting numbers on 1) something that hasn't happened in a century (?) and 2) involves a wide spectrum of loony flailers suggests that this is on a par with astrology.

― we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, March 16, 2016 12:34 PM (21 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

well yeah, but when your predictions are 50/50 which is what he's saying the chance of a contested convention is, and what he's saying the chance of trump winning in the second or later round, he's not actually making very strong claims. so i guess in that sense you're right, it is like astrology.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 16 March 2016 16:57 (eight years ago) link

loved bernie but relieved the dem contest is effectively over

flopson, Wednesday, 16 March 2016 17:01 (eight years ago) link

extra time to get used to the worst election ever

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 16 March 2016 17:03 (eight years ago) link

2000 is a high standard but i think we can do it

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 16 March 2016 17:04 (eight years ago) link

relieved the dem contest is effectively over

Now is the part where everybody comes together for a group hug and sings kumbayah, right?

joie de visa (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 16 March 2016 17:05 (eight years ago) link

NYT page 1 feature today: the most disliked in-party nominees-in-waiting ever

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 16 March 2016 17:06 (eight years ago) link

when even the Times has a clue, look out

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 16 March 2016 17:07 (eight years ago) link

xp
The evil of two lessers.

nickn, Wednesday, 16 March 2016 17:07 (eight years ago) link

i grant that bernie supporters need a few more days to mourn but [as per my fb feed] if they continue threatening to vote for trump, or making up new mathematical models to demonstrate that bernie is sure to be the nominee, or swearing to sit out the election bc of their disappointment, as opposed to actually finding candidates that can still win and putting all their energy behind them, i'm giving up on the american left as ever amounting to anything but a bunch of babies.

Mordy, Wednesday, 16 March 2016 17:08 (eight years ago) link

dems shouldn't have run Bush 3.0

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 16 March 2016 17:08 (eight years ago) link

Please don't go Mordy

on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Wednesday, 16 March 2016 17:09 (eight years ago) link

leave Obama out of this

there is no American Left; fuck voting for a fascist or a militarist, piss on em hard

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 16 March 2016 17:10 (eight years ago) link

state and local seems to be successful. the left has made a lot of progress on social issues. look at gay marriage and medical marijuana. in 2000 Vermont was the first state to grant those rights. we've all heard the argument that Vermont is crazy liberal town and nothing coming from there could play on the national stage yet here we are 16 years later and all 50 states have it, with a majority opinion written by a SC justice appointed by Ronald Reagan no less.

if your definition of left success depends wholly on the election of a single person on the national stage you are setting yourself up for disappointment.

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 16 March 2016 17:15 (eight years ago) link

those rights i meant same sex marriage in particular there

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 16 March 2016 17:15 (eight years ago) link

The left is winning the culture wars but not the economic wars.

on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Wednesday, 16 March 2016 17:17 (eight years ago) link

i grant that bernie supporters need a few more days to mourn but [as per my fb feed] if they continue threatening to vote for trump, or making up new mathematical models to demonstrate that bernie is sure to be the nominee, or swearing to sit out the election bc of their disappointment, as opposed to actually finding candidates that can still win and putting all their energy behind them, i'm giving up on the american left as ever amounting to anything but a bunch of babies.

― Mordy, Wednesday, March 16, 2016 12:08 PM (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

The problem is that the people you describe are not the American left but are indeed still a bunch of babies.

Horse Throat (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 16 March 2016 17:22 (eight years ago) link

I know I'm preaching to the choir, but anyone actually saying 'well, if not Bernie then Trump' is functioning on roughly a third-grade level and should be, I dunno...chemically castrated, maybe? Is that going too far?

Horse Throat (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 16 March 2016 17:25 (eight years ago) link

also fuck the unanimous "it's over" shit. This is why ppl won't fucking vote in the remaining primaries.

Looking fwd to casting my 'meaningless' Sanders vote on April 19. It will become extra meaningless the second he endorses HRH; hoping he doesn't.

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 16 March 2016 17:26 (eight years ago) link

"Well, if I don't get that job I wanted, maybe I'll just feed my left arm to a dog. Same difference."

Horse Throat (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 16 March 2016 17:27 (eight years ago) link

seeing a lot of people post this today.... http://www.huffingtonpost.com/rep-alan-grayson/democratic-presidential-primary-2_b_9459766.html
not realistic but i hope bernie stays in until it's mathematically impossible for him to win...

flappy bird, Wednesday, 16 March 2016 17:27 (eight years ago) link

alan grayson is a dipshit and (as noted upthread) an asshole

There was a hole bunch of problems whit his campaigns (crüt), Wednesday, 16 March 2016 17:28 (eight years ago) link

i'm pro-legal-weed but it's hard for me to see it as a left issue when it means potentially gargantuan new private profits from a new and lucrative industry, and when the ban and cultural stigma it's chipping away at doesn't really make any 2016 political sense at all (unless trump starts talking tomorrow about mariowhanna-crazed mexican rapists/axe-murderers, which i guess is within possibility) (and unless you frame legalization as a blow against big pharma, which i think big pharma will recover from) -- i mean, was the repeal of prohibition a leftist victory? prohibition itself was arguably closer.

trump's gonna pick up a bunch of conveniently angry, conveniently unblack bernie voters but i'd hardly call those people the american left. (i bet they're pro-legal-weed tho.)

denies the existence of dark matter (difficult listening hour), Wednesday, 16 March 2016 17:31 (eight years ago) link

Trump said Wednesday that a contested GOP convention could be a disaster if he goes to Cleveland a few delegates shy of 1,237 — and doesn’t leave as the party’s nominee.

“I think you’d have riots,” Trump said on CNN.

Noting that he’s “representing many millions of people,” he told Chris Cuomo: “If you disenfranchise those people, and you say, ‘I’m sorry, you’re 100 votes short’…I think you’d have problems like you’ve never seen before. I think bad things would happen.”

O RLY

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 16 March 2016 17:32 (eight years ago) link

Mordy just being an idiot

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 16 March 2016 17:33 (eight years ago) link

weed one of those issues that gets confusing through a left-right lens because of the american right's weird sensual race-haunted exceptions to their ideas of Freedom

denies the existence of dark matter (difficult listening hour), Wednesday, 16 March 2016 17:34 (eight years ago) link

"as opposed to actually finding candidates that can still win and putting all their energy behind them"

This is spectactular horseshit, of course.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Wednesday, 16 March 2016 17:34 (eight years ago) link

how so? bc it seems like you can continue to phonebank and send money to bernie or you can pivot to other races that you can still win but there's zero sum in terms of dollars + focus here.

Mordy, Wednesday, 16 March 2016 17:35 (eight years ago) link

umm... weed should first and foremost be treated as an issue of social justice, both on the racial disparity/criminal justice reform side and affordable use medicinally vs opioid painkillers/etc.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Wednesday, 16 March 2016 17:37 (eight years ago) link

the reasoning to keep campaigning for bernie if he can't win doesn't make a ton of sense. i've heard this idea that the longer he campaigns the more it keeps hillary from pivoting to the center but if you think she's just waiting for bernie to dropout before she sells out the left then what difference does it make if she starts selling them out now or in july.

Mordy, Wednesday, 16 March 2016 17:38 (eight years ago) link

otoh Bernie was never going to win so why campaign for him at all by that token?

uncle tenderlegdrop (jim in glasgow), Wednesday, 16 March 2016 17:39 (eight years ago) link

Naturally, this "I think you'd have riots" bullshit is Trump yet again giving his barely-retrained hordes his tacit approval to do just that when the time comes.

Horse Throat (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 16 March 2016 17:40 (eight years ago) link


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