Il Douché and His Discontents: The 2016 Primary Voting Thread, Part 4

He was pretending not to be but I could see he was. He's an angry and frustrated man.

How can a barber of all people possibly stand trump?

professional curiosity?

the 2nd post in this thread is more or less Trump barber POV

lol

he also seemed upset about the fact that I cancelled last minute the other day.

tbf every business gets upset about this

so it seems like bernie actually believes he can win this thing by convincing superdelegates that he's more electable. i guess he can't just say "i know our campaign can't win but i'm going to continue anyway to put pressure on hillary" but it seems like maybe his campaign team is lying to him about his chances.

http://www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddow-show/sanders-hopes-lure-superdelegates-electability-argument

appointments for haircuts lol

all Sanders cares about is *a* chance, fine with me

it is kinda funny that after months of calling superdelegates undemocratic he is staying in out of the home that he can convince enough superdelegates to overturn the pledged delegate majority

out of the hope*

as i've said my personal preference is that he uses all that money + activist energy to focus on winnable down ticket races. the longer he runs without actually making an effort to spearhead the revolution he says is necessary taking donations for a quixotic campaign, the less i respect him tbh. he seems like an honest guy who talks a lot but doesn't really have the will or energy to do anything that could make a difference (except for the hard to measure "changing the discourse" part)

It's good that he gets out of the home ever so often. It's good to keep stimulated and feel part of society at that age.

xp

I have been going to the same two or three barbershops since childhood (and mostly gotten the same haircut), but have never once made an appointment, fwiw.

he also seemed upset about the fact that I cancelled last minute the other day.

tbf every business gets upset about this

― i like to trump and i am crazy (DJP), Friday, March 18, 2016 10:39 AM (17 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

It's not my fault he's not getting enough walk-in traffic!

It's not like he lost business because of me.

I walked out of my barber shop of ten years a few months ago, never to return. I just couldn't take the hot ignorant political takes anymore.

So now I'm looking for a new barber. Dammit.

i'm just growing out a natural. fuck the barbers and fuck the system mannnnnnnnnn
#feelthesidebern

I may be looking for one, the dude's rage as much as the political content was hard to take

lol @ #feelthesidebern

http://imgur.com/ofgVtDz

it is kinda funny that after months of calling superdelegates undemocratic he is staying in out of the home that he can convince enough superdelegates to overturn the pledged delegate majority

― Mordy, Friday, March 18, 2016 11:42 AM (43 minutes ago)

i don't recall sanders calling super delegates undemocratic

i mean they are, everyone both for and against them realizes this, but i don't remember bernie himself complaining about them

i really have to go round up these mordy disingenuous concern troll posts about bernie and his supporters that begin with "so it seems" or "i guess" and poll them at the end of the season, one of my favorite things

it seemed like that argument was coming out of his campaign but i'll admit that it might've just been omnipresent among his supporters

gee whiz, i really hope bernie supporters will divert their energies to other races once bernie's out...but i bet they won't, *wink-wink*

yeah i'm a huge concern troll you got me. there are no legitimate critiques of bernie's campaign, just secret hillary supporters trying to sow discontent.

it seemed like that argument was coming out of his campaign but i'll admit that it might've just been omnipresent among his supporters

― Mordy,

should've started that sentence with "I guess" imo

i bet he won't even get out. he has displayed very little skill to building a voting base outside of college students and very little savvy about what is required to have a democratic revolution (hint: it involves getting other ppl besides himself elected). i actually registered Dem so i could vote for him in PA but i've since switched back to Hill.

i feel like you're expecting a bit much of a presidential candidate, honestly

he said that changing this country is going to require a political revolution to flip congress. i don't think it's asking too much for him to lead the revolution he's running on.

Mordy and his Troupe of Strawmen, Sunday night on The Ed Sullivan Show

say revolution one more time and Berniejuice appears

bernie has no reason to get out. generally when people fall behind in primary races they need to drop out because they start to run out of money. bernie doesn't have that problem

Riotously stupid article in the NY Times about how Hillary may be in trouble because she's 'losing white men':

She also performed poorly on Tuesday with independents, who have never been her core supporters. But white men were, at least when Mrs. Clinton was running against a black opponent

THIS IS COMPLETELY INEXPLICABLE.

Say "revolution" one more time. I dare you--I double dare you.

http://www2.pictures.zimbio.com/mp/P1bFv6KVp0tl.jpg

Although TBQH this visit made me question whether I want to keep going back - he also seemed upset about the fact that I cancelled last minute the other day.

― human life won't become a cat (man alive), Friday, March 18, 2016 11:21 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

May i suggest tomcats barber shop. Once they gave me free metal tickets. Just chill times with chill guys.

"She's talking to minorities now, not really to white people, and that's a mistake," said Dennis Bertko, 66, a construction project manager in Youngstown, Ohio, as he sipped a draft beer at the Golden Dawn Restaurant in a downtrodden part of town. "She could have a broader message. We would have listened."

But white men were, at least when Mrs. Clinton was running against a black opponent

THIS IS COMPLETELY INEXPLICABLE.

― Andrew Farrell, Friday, March 18, 2016 12:36 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol

Are nyt trolling hil supporters, white men, internet lefties, all of the above with that?

"She's talking to minorities now, not really to white people, and that's a mistake," said Dennis Bertko, 66, a construction project manager in Youngstown, Ohio, as he sipped a draft beer at the Golden Dawn Restaurant in a downtrodden part of town. "She could have a broader message. We would have listened."

I can imagine Chris Matthews masturbating in the corner as this conversation took place.

trolling the idea of an informed populace more like

"She's talking to minorities now, not really to white people, and that's a mistake," said Dennis Bertko, 66, a construction project manager in Youngstown, Ohio, as he sipped a draft beer at the Golden Dawn Restaurant in a downtrodden part of town. "She could have a broader message. We would have listened."

I can imagine Chris Matthews masturbating in the corner as this conversation took place.

― the top man in the language department (誤訳侮辱), Friday, March 18, 2016

beside portraits of Ronnie 'n' Tip

meanwhile former McCain lickspittle and Jeb! super PAC guy Mike Murphy has a few things to get off his chest:

Trump, if you haven't gathered, irritates Murphy. And no matter how much Trump surges, Murphy's in no danger of "learning German" and pulling a Chris "von Papen" Christie: "I'd rather cut my arm off than vote for that jerk." But what especially irks him are critics ("the bumper sticker glue" crowd he calls them, as in outsiders who second-guess your campaign right down to the kind of glue used on the bumper stickers) acting as though it were Right to Rise's duty to take out Trump.

Cruz:

"I think he's cynical, totally cynical. .  .  . I don't think he could win a general election, so he'll be wiped out. It's a choice between Trump, who is terrible for the country, and Cruz, who is terrible for the party. He's too smart for his act .  .  . and he's probably pissed that a bigger con man showed up."

Rubio:

It especially enrages Murphy that the Beltway crowd has been so protective of Rubio, "having a breakdown as their precious helicopter-mom dreams are evaporating."

sad man thinkin about things on Super Tuesday at a hotel bar:

Murphy himself isn't much of a drinker anymore, but when he orders a Blue Moon, DJ looks as though Murphy had just tried on a pair of lady-boots. "Marco beer," DJ grimaces. "Lots of f

http://www.weeklystandard.com/debriefing-mike-murphy/article/2001632#.Vuu5YFzn0bJ.twitter

lots of foam

helicopter-mom dreams

i don't remember bernie himself complaining about (superdelegates)

And I don't remember Hillary herself claiming her nomination was "inevitable" or that she expected/deserved a "coronation," but nevertheless one hears those accusations leveled against her all the goldurn time.

you must have missed yesterday's NYT lovefest where Obama levels those accusations "against her"

big difference between random people on Facebook hyping themselves up vs. the New York Times

OK here

http://www.dailykos.com/story/2016/3/17/1503088/-It-s-Over-Gandalf-We-Need-to-Unite-Behind-Saruman-to-Save-Middle-Earth-from-Sauron

what the hell are you even talking about