Il Douché and His Discontents: The 2016 Primary Voting Thread, Part 4

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even ignoring his extreme politics, most people just really don't like Donald Trump and the Americans who loathe the guy aren't gonna suddenly stop loathing him. we're kinda lucky he *is* Donald Trump and not a more affable extremist politician.

iatee, Tuesday, 22 March 2016 22:41 (eight years ago) link

guess Palin's out as potential VP: https://www.yahoo.com/tv/sarah-palin-daytime-court-tv-show-development-200702957.html

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 22 March 2016 22:43 (eight years ago) link

Unlike other court television personalities, Palin does not hold a law degree...she has a “telegenic personality, wide appeal and common sense wisdom make her a natural for this kind of format.”

You don't need to reword that much to imagine an identical conversation among McCain people in 2008--the format was VP there.

clemenza, Tuesday, 22 March 2016 22:48 (eight years ago) link

I feel like I'm in an episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm here

MARCUS: You told us in the debate that you guaranteed there was not another problem. Was that presidential? And why did you decide to do that?
TRUMP: I don’t know if it was presidential, honestly, whether it is or not. He said, ‘Donald Trump has small hands and therefore he has small something else.’ I didn’t say that. And all I did is when he failed, when he was failing, when he was, when Christie made him look bad, I gave him the– a little recap and I said, and I said, and I had this big strong powerful hand ready to grab him, because I thought he was going to faint. And everybody took it fine. Whether it was presidential or not I can’t tell you. I can just say that what he said was a lie. And everybody, they wanted to do stories on my hands; after I said that, they never did. And then I held up the hand, I showed people the hand. You know, when I’ve got a big audience.

Crazy Eddie & Jesus the Kid (Raymond Cummings), Tuesday, 22 March 2016 23:08 (eight years ago) link

imagine if Ruth Marcus had asked those questions.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 22 March 2016 23:11 (eight years ago) link

I feel like Trump will probably be annihilated in the general but the media will try SO FUCKING HARD to make it look as close as possible for $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ purposes

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Tuesday, 22 March 2016 23:16 (eight years ago) link

His will be a campaign that never ends, even after it's ended.

Crazy Eddie & Jesus the Kid (Raymond Cummings), Tuesday, 22 March 2016 23:19 (eight years ago) link

i read marcus's state-of-disbelief article at the time and got what he meant but i can't help reading it a little differently since he said on his website a while back that he was a clinton supporter that year

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Tuesday, 22 March 2016 23:39 (eight years ago) link

why are people reading greil marcus on the presidential election anyway? i wouldn't read charlies pierce on the latest postpunk throwback girl band from the pacific northwest.

wizzz! (amateurist), Tuesday, 22 March 2016 23:43 (eight years ago) link

if i recall the last time charles pierce wrote about music it was to complain that country music just ain't what it used to be

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Tuesday, 22 March 2016 23:46 (eight years ago) link

Maybe someone else would be kind enough to field that very strange question.

clemenza, Tuesday, 22 March 2016 23:47 (eight years ago) link

GOP establishment's gonna get behind Trump for the most part, and then the party's gonna get crushed in the election, and the war between the rank and file and the "establishment" will revert to prior status - the establishment saying "see? we told you he was a loser!" and the base saying "you sold us out!" Rinse and repeat

Way late, but fwiw I think this is right. Tru-con Cruzophiles are going to say "you should have gone with the real deal conservative, not the ersatz latecomer with the ridiculous hair, who only speaks conservatism as a second language." Trumpers are going to say, "Trump would have won if you tru-cons hadn't thrown a snit fit and sabotaged him because he was insufficiently establishment-friendly." Rinse and repeat for basically ever as the grecian entity says.

One might have have preferred the Cruz v. Sanders election, both for its clarifying fire, and to put at least some woulda-coulda arguments out of business, but it's doubtful that will happen at this point.

It's not like Trump's fooling the whole country or anything--maybe 40% of his party ("of his party" not exactly accurate) believes everything he says, the other 60% doesn't, a large part of that 60% is scrambling around to prevent him from getting the nomination, and most of the rest of the country sees him as the buffoon he is.

Ah but rather it is not so much people believing what he says. Rather, they don't care - I mean literally you can see people saying "he may not mean it, but it's a better lie than I've heard from any other politician. And if it turns out that he was full of shit, well, then, I'm no worse off than I was with the last several GOP nominees." This is a real position and you can see it on display here http://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=362284. Another form of this is "He's crude but he's what we need. He may not mean what he says, but if he's a catalyst for destroying the country-club Republican set, great. If he gets lucky and also destroys the media and Democrats (but I repeat myself), so much the better."

No, they don't think he's genuine, but they also don't care, because he has the right enemies. And he's doing god's good work by destroying the establishment GOP - which is hated only SLIGHTLY less than the MSM and liberal democrats (which are assumed to be the same thing).

leprechaundriac (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 23 March 2016 01:30 (eight years ago) link

believe me, believe me, it's very true

i'm relieved too, except whatshername will be the most goddamn right-wing Democratic prez of your lifetime

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 23 March 2016 01:38 (eight years ago) link

an antiphonal chant addressed to University administration, led by College sophomore Jonathan Peraza, resounded “You are not listening! Come speak to us, we are in pain!” throughout the Quad.

ah, college

k3vin k., Wednesday, 23 March 2016 01:41 (eight years ago) link

YMP: After I posted that, I was thinking the same thing--that even a lot of the 40% who support Trump probably don't believe a lot of what he says, they instead like him for some of the reasons you cite. Which is in keeping with my main point: after months of watching Trump being interviewed, I think that trying to pin him down, or get him to explain anything, or (the idea's laughable) catch him in a contradiction, is utterly pointless. People react to him, pro and con, on a whole other plane.

clemenza, Wednesday, 23 March 2016 02:05 (eight years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CeMpdcsW8AAXbeT.jpg

mookieproof, Wednesday, 23 March 2016 02:07 (eight years ago) link

um

i like to trump and i am crazy (DJP), Wednesday, 23 March 2016 02:08 (eight years ago) link

^_^

Mordy, Wednesday, 23 March 2016 02:10 (eight years ago) link

he hasn't done nearly as much actual damage as plenty of actual presidents but I hate him like you'd hate somebody who directly did you wrong

tremendous crime wave and killing wave (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Wednesday, 23 March 2016 02:12 (eight years ago) link

we should have stopped him back when he was just a charismatically awful real-estate tycoon making cameos in mainstream comedies

wizzz! (amateurist), Wednesday, 23 March 2016 02:14 (eight years ago) link

http://www.gallup.com/poll/15370/party-affiliation.aspx

so.. trump gets 80 or so percent of republicans but republicans are only 26% of registered voters.. add in the registered independents who are basically republicans and you only have 40% of voters

so far i'm still trusting those who are looking at the math and finding the path for trump in the general is almost impossible. was reading some GOP strategists (who are against trump and not involved in this race and pontificating on tv and twitter mostly).. there aren't enough angry white guys/hidden reagan democrats for trump to win. romney got a higher share of that vote than reagan did, it's not enough

i guess i do worry about some wild card prior to the election like the fall 2008 market crash but.. well, who was going to trust mccain in a crisis once he picked palin to be second in line to the presidency.. and who's going to trust trump in a crisis? not enough people for him to benefit

arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Wednesday, 23 March 2016 02:16 (eight years ago) link

wow that's a seriously low down threat from trump there

poor lady is married to ted cruz, leave her alone

arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Wednesday, 23 March 2016 02:18 (eight years ago) link

i don't think a trump presidency is impossible. i can think of numerous scenarios where he beats hillary in the general. but i think it's really improbable and being as how there are probable things to feel anxiety over i'm not going to budget for the chance that a bigger than 9/11 attack propels trump to the wh. (on that note - i was thinking today that hillary's hawk-ish rhetoric may actually soften that. it's reasonable to vote for hillary and believe she would rigorously defend the nation in whatever reptilian portion of the brain americans use to evaluate threats.)

Mordy, Wednesday, 23 March 2016 02:20 (eight years ago) link

Wow--it's gotta be something Goldman-Sachs related with Cruz's wife. Maybe he can tie her to Hillary and wrap it all up in one neat bundle, addressed to oblivion. (I don't really mean that, I just like to quote Sweet Smell of Success.)

clemenza, Wednesday, 23 March 2016 02:22 (eight years ago) link

yeah trying to run to hillary's right on foreign policy is probably not the most efficient way to exploit a weakness in her xp

k3vin k., Wednesday, 23 March 2016 02:22 (eight years ago) link

esp when it's not easy to do convincingly

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 23 March 2016 02:23 (eight years ago) link

let's say there's a huge domestic incident next feb and americans are just insanely demanding whoever is in the wh respond with a significant show of military force (no opinion about whether such a response would be wise or not). i'd feel safer with hillary in the wh than trump - not just in terms of not being as hawkish, but just in terms of picking intelligent responses, developing strategies, leading the armed forces with some sense of discipline + insight.

Mordy, Wednesday, 23 March 2016 02:23 (eight years ago) link

omg i was thinking about posting that in the creepy liberal free speech thread. administration is reviewing tape and going to discipline the students who did it.

Mordy, Wednesday, 23 March 2016 02:24 (eight years ago) link

trump on chalk so scary it causes pain to kids paying $63k a year for four years of overnight camp

Thomas H. Handy (dandydonweiner), Wednesday, 23 March 2016 02:25 (eight years ago) link

have we talked about how disgusting cruz + trump's responses to brussels has been or do we already feel they're so repulsive it's not worth mentioning

Mordy, Wednesday, 23 March 2016 02:26 (eight years ago) link

he hasn't done nearly as much actual damage as plenty of actual presidents but I hate him like you'd hate somebody who directly did you wrong

― tremendous crime wave and killing wave (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Tuesday, March 22, 2016 9:12 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

So supremely OTM. There are garbage people, sure, but then there are garbage people who inspire other garbage people to be more garbagey and who aspire to spread their garbage as far as their garbage minds can conceive and to make everything just a little more garbagey and who then whine about being treated very, very badly by the sick people who deign to call them out for being pretty much the living embodiment of garbage and for not giving a shit about anything or anyone that isn't similarly garbagey.

I Can Say I Know We're Risin' Underneath The Blazin' Sky (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 23 March 2016 02:27 (eight years ago) link

omg please let this turn out to be true

http://www.bloomberg.com/politics/trackers/2016-03-23/rolling-stone-endorses-hillary-clinton-for-president

Mordy, Wednesday, 23 March 2016 02:30 (eight years ago) link

lol jann wenner, i could believe it

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Wednesday, 23 March 2016 02:32 (eight years ago) link

guy who claimed to be thisclose to voting for bernie now ecstatic about rolling stone endorsing his opponent, i'll take "never really bought it" for 400, alex

k3vin k., Wednesday, 23 March 2016 02:34 (eight years ago) link

lol you misread my tone

Mordy, Wednesday, 23 March 2016 02:34 (eight years ago) link

i don't think rs' endorsement matters for anyone or anything but the lolz i'll have reading a jann wenner endorsement of hillary in its pages

Mordy, Wednesday, 23 March 2016 02:35 (eight years ago) link

why not believe me? i like them both of them. i could still easily vote for sanders. i change my mind every few days.

Mordy, Wednesday, 23 March 2016 02:36 (eight years ago) link

why wdn't Hil be right in RS's wheelhouse? Didn't they love Bill?

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 23 March 2016 02:37 (eight years ago) link

oh i guess i don't really know enough about wenner to get why that's weird. mea culpa

k3vin k., Wednesday, 23 March 2016 02:38 (eight years ago) link

idk weird just like aging uncool boomer out of touch with his own magazine + writers. i love the bit where he defends millionaires.

Mordy, Wednesday, 23 March 2016 02:39 (eight years ago) link

the only politician i've given money to this election cycle endorsed bernie so this idea that being okay voting for hillary means that you are hostile to bernie's agenda and must have never given him a fair chance or whatever is just a fantasy. polling shows that a huge % of democrats would be satisfied if he were the candidate. most democrats are not voting for him tho.

Mordy, Wednesday, 23 March 2016 02:40 (eight years ago) link

most Dems haven't voted for anybody, and after the early primaries i think what the MSM calls momentum is more like metooism.

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 23 March 2016 02:43 (eight years ago) link

the ppl who are most devoted to voting decide elections it's true

Mordy, Wednesday, 23 March 2016 02:44 (eight years ago) link

Wenner's late 2000 Bill Clinton interview amounted to a 6000-word begging for Bill to stain Jann's dress.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 23 March 2016 02:44 (eight years ago) link

A v bizarre thing about trumps fucking of the teaparty-rocked Republican apparatus is how jumpy ilx is about it as opposed to viewing the process as a good and probably inevitable thing and just enjoying it.

It's the Liverpool title-run of presidency bids. Not only is it not gonna happen but it was never gonna happen in any timeline viewed from any direction.

Ecomigrant gnomics (darraghmac), Wednesday, 23 March 2016 02:45 (eight years ago) link

Get fucked CNN

Voters in 3 Western states are having their say today as candidates react to terror attacks in Belgium. Watch CNN

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 23 March 2016 02:46 (eight years ago) link


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