The Suicide Squad Film Follies

reminds me of a recent David Fincher quote, when his daughter told him that her friend Max said Fight Club was his favorite film:
"Don't be friends with Max"

I'll bet there are some Suicide Squad cast members who feel like destroying something beautiful just now.

Something so beautiful, it hurts to look at it.

DO U GET MY JOEKS

Theres no way they'd get away with Suicide Squad Lego, so they chucked Deadshot and Nu52 Harley into a random set with Batman and some bat pods.

http://en.brickimedia.org/wiki/76053_Gotham_City_Cycle_Chase

Still, I dig having a Deadshot Minifig:

http://images.brickimedia.org/thumb/7/73/76053-box.png/800px-76053-box.png

dig the figs

^ fig digger

does that come with a tied off rubber

no but everyone who buys one of those sets could be one of just 25 lucky winners who will find a golden ticket certifying that their batman minifig passed thru jared leto's digestive system before being put into the box

world's most expensive coffee lego

Who needs the ticket: they've already done ultra rare gold minifigs

http://jaysbrickblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/lego-mr-gold-19.jpg

http://www.entertainmentearth.com/hitlist.asp?spotlight=1766&eeshop=&collect=&theme=SUICIDE+SQUAD&company=Factory+Entertainment&utm_source=ee-blog

Factory Entertainment is thrilled to announce from Suicide Squad, Harley Quinn's Good Night Bat! To ensure the accuracy of each piece, WB provided Factory Entertainment's designers with access to the original screen used props from the film, as well as various assets and imagery from the set in order to truly capture what's seen on screen. The Good Night Baseball Bat features the as-seen wording and other fine details, making this SWAT perfect for living out your Harley Quinn role-playing / cosplaying fantasy in a fun and friendly way! To further enhance the collectibles and to add another element of role-play, each Harley Quinn SWAT soft weapon features a series of sounds that play when swung through the air and on impact! SWATs (Soft Weapons and Tactics) capture the fun of stylized fantasy weapons, but executed in soft, safe-for-work-and-play materials, with sounds specifically tailored to each piece and are intended for ages 8 and up.

my children will never receive facsimiles of Deadshot's guns

just the real thing, right

I'm not trying to get them killed quicker

We live in a world where police killed a teen for cosplaying; in that world, my kids get nothing that even remotely look like weapons.

an unfair but good point

ach Harley Quinn SWAT soft weapon features a series of sounds that play when swung through the air and on impact!

'your kids will be thrilled by the realistic sounds of skull fragments being driven through brain tissue!'

i'm guessing they're more POW and BIFF and WHAM-ETH

not only bad around gunslingers but also bad as encouraging fighting. as a kid i nearly seriously injured a young relative with big novelty boxing gloves. said relative got knocked down with their head very close to a hard edge.

http://robot6.comicbookresources.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/bandai-sh-figuarts-suicide-squad-joker-1-183471.jpg

Take it to the WDYLL thread, forks

How did we miss that WB is selling what is very nearly a Margot/Harley living doll?

http://s24.postimg.org/rdbbz0rdx/image.jpg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iaUcLzxMFq4

http://www.avclub.com/article/suicide-squad-totally-fuck-you-hardcore-pg-13-rati-237894

The MPAA obviously agreed, saying the rating was due to “sequences of violence and action throughout, disturbing behavior, and suggestive content and language.” Oh, it’s gonna suggest the hell out of some language and content, letting your mind fill in the blanks of all that awesome violence and language you’re not going to see or hear onscreen. Meanwhile, Deadpool continues to be the highest-grossing R-rated film in history. “Yeah, whatever. F that,” retorts Suicide Squad, because, hey, language.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ClKX3yPUkAAH6M9.jpg

“Purple Lamborghini” by Skrillex & Rick Ross
“Sucker For Pain” (with Logic, Ty Dolla $ign & X Ambassadors) by Lil Wayne, Wiz Khalifa & Imagine Dragons
“Heathens” by twenty one pilots
“Standing In The Rain” (feat. Mark Ronson) by Action Bronson & Dan Auerbach (of The Black Keys)
“Gangsta” by Kehlani
“Know Better” by Kevin Gates
“You Don’t Own Me” (feat. G-Eazy) by Grace
“Without Me” by Eminem
“Wreak Havoc” by Skylar Grey
“Medieval Warfare” by Grimes
“Bohemian Rhapsody” by Panic! At The Disco
“Slippin’ Into Darkness” by War
“Fortunate Son” by Creedence Clearwater Revival
“I Started a Joke” (feat. Becky Hanson) by ConfidentialMX

“Bohemian Rhapsody” by Panic! At The Disco

uhh

I'll be so disappointed if the Joker isn't introduced in an extended musical number where he does the futterwacken to "Without Me".

This is the kind of soundtrack that should come with the case pre-scuffed and markdown used CD price stickers on it indicating it already made the rounds of old chains like the Wherehouse before finally ending up in the dusty cardboard box at the charity shop a strip mall church theoretically runs.

“I Started a Joke” (feat. Becky Hanson) by ConfidentialMX

https://cdn.meme.am/instances/500x/54714269.jpg

Pre-cover?

nominate ned to pre-cover 'without me'

I'm to the point on ilx pop culture threads where Old Lunch posts my own thoughts before I read the thread

keep up the good work!

xpost -- Thank you no. I will however coordinate a volunteer effort to delete the master files.

xpost Haha, thanks, will do.

'Slippin' Into Darkness' is a tite track, anyway. If it gets the kids into War, something positive will have been achieved by this endeavor.

My wife is a fairly popular author of steamy Joker/Harley fic. I'd love to enlist her help in writing some erotic lyrics that I could set to some brutally beautiful metal riffs should a precovers sesh come to pass

Something something show you my squirting flower

Rhyme 'Juggalos' with 'juggle those'. This thing writes itself.

'where does he get those wonderful toys', harley gasped

'This clown needs an enema.'

Lost opportunity here for a Steve Miller/Lil Wayne collab.

'i'm gonna make this penis disappear'

okay i'll stop now

I make no such vow.

'Gonna make my puddin' pop'

'you can rub my rhubarb any day mistah j'

Why so serious?
Take a ride upon my laughing fish

All A+ contributions, good work team, you truly are super villians

very the crow ost is the worst record i have ever heard

I was thinking Spawn.

^^What Harley does to achieve orgasm.

38% on RT...

https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/suicide_squad_2016/

Welp. Nice knowin' ya, DC cinematic universe.

i'm shocked

SHOCKED