just the real thing, right
― μpright mammal (mh), Monday, 18 April 2016 18:31 (eight years ago) link
I'm not trying to get them killed quicker
We live in a world where police killed a teen for cosplaying; in that world, my kids get nothing that even remotely look like weapons.
― i like to trump and i am crazy (DJP), Monday, 18 April 2016 18:41 (eight years ago) link
an unfair but good point
― μpright mammal (mh), Monday, 18 April 2016 18:48 (eight years ago) link
ach Harley Quinn SWAT soft weapon features a series of sounds that play when swung through the air and on impact!
'your kids will be thrilled by the realistic sounds of skull fragments being driven through brain tissue!'
― a lad of balls (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 18 April 2016 18:51 (eight years ago) link
i'm guessing they're more POW and BIFF and WHAM-ETH
not only bad around gunslingers but also bad as encouraging fighting. as a kid i nearly seriously injured a young relative with big novelty boxing gloves. said relative got knocked down with their head very close to a hard edge.
― remove butt (abanana), Monday, 18 April 2016 23:22 (eight years ago) link
http://robot6.comicbookresources.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/bandai-sh-figuarts-suicide-squad-joker-1-183471.jpg
― ulysses, Thursday, 26 May 2016 01:03 (eight years ago) link
Take it to the WDYLL thread, forks
― Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Thursday, 26 May 2016 01:19 (eight years ago) link
How did we miss that WB is selling what is very nearly a Margot/Harley living doll?
http://s24.postimg.org/rdbbz0rdx/image.jpg
― Now I Know How Joan of Arcadia Felt (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 26 May 2016 01:27 (eight years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iaUcLzxMFq4
― De La Soul is no Major Lazer (ulysses), Friday, 3 June 2016 19:24 (eight years ago) link
http://www.avclub.com/article/suicide-squad-totally-fuck-you-hardcore-pg-13-rati-237894
The MPAA obviously agreed, saying the rating was due to “sequences of violence and action throughout, disturbing behavior, and suggestive content and language.” Oh, it’s gonna suggest the hell out of some language and content, letting your mind fill in the blanks of all that awesome violence and language you’re not going to see or hear onscreen. Meanwhile, Deadpool continues to be the highest-grossing R-rated film in history. “Yeah, whatever. F that,” retorts Suicide Squad, because, hey, language.
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 8 June 2016 16:34 (eight years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ClKX3yPUkAAH6M9.jpg
“Purple Lamborghini” by Skrillex & Rick Ross“Sucker For Pain” (with Logic, Ty Dolla $ign & X Ambassadors) by Lil Wayne, Wiz Khalifa & Imagine Dragons“Heathens” by twenty one pilots“Standing In The Rain” (feat. Mark Ronson) by Action Bronson & Dan Auerbach (of The Black Keys)“Gangsta” by Kehlani“Know Better” by Kevin Gates“You Don’t Own Me” (feat. G-Eazy) by Grace“Without Me” by Eminem“Wreak Havoc” by Skylar Grey“Medieval Warfare” by Grimes“Bohemian Rhapsody” by Panic! At The Disco“Slippin’ Into Darkness” by War“Fortunate Son” by Creedence Clearwater Revival“I Started a Joke” (feat. Becky Hanson) by ConfidentialMX
― Number None, Tuesday, 21 June 2016 18:12 (eight years ago) link
“Bohemian Rhapsody” by Panic! At The Disco
uhh
― an alternate version of his real world dog (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 21 June 2016 18:14 (eight years ago) link
I'll be so disappointed if the Joker isn't introduced in an extended musical number where he does the futterwacken to "Without Me".
― Manspread Mann (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 21 June 2016 18:16 (eight years ago) link
This is the kind of soundtrack that should come with the case pre-scuffed and markdown used CD price stickers on it indicating it already made the rounds of old chains like the Wherehouse before finally ending up in the dusty cardboard box at the charity shop a strip mall church theoretically runs.
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 21 June 2016 18:17 (eight years ago) link
“I Started a Joke” (feat. Becky Hanson) by ConfidentialMX
https://cdn.meme.am/instances/500x/54714269.jpg
― an alternate version of his real world dog (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 21 June 2016 18:24 (eight years ago) link
Pre-cover?
― Any Given User (Eazy), Tuesday, 21 June 2016 18:29 (eight years ago) link
nominate ned to pre-cover 'without me'
― an alternate version of his real world dog (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 21 June 2016 18:30 (eight years ago) link
I'm to the point on ilx pop culture threads where Old Lunch posts my own thoughts before I read the thread
keep up the good work!
― μpright mammal (mh), Tuesday, 21 June 2016 18:32 (eight years ago) link
xpost -- Thank you no. I will however coordinate a volunteer effort to delete the master files.
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 21 June 2016 18:32 (eight years ago) link
xpost Haha, thanks, will do.
'Slippin' Into Darkness' is a tite track, anyway. If it gets the kids into War, something positive will have been achieved by this endeavor.
― Manspread Mann (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 21 June 2016 18:33 (eight years ago) link
My wife is a fairly popular author of steamy Joker/Harley fic. I'd love to enlist her help in writing some erotic lyrics that I could set to some brutally beautiful metal riffs should a precovers sesh come to pass
― Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Tuesday, 21 June 2016 18:39 (eight years ago) link
Something something show you my squirting flower
― Manspread Mann (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 21 June 2016 18:48 (eight years ago) link
Rhyme 'Juggalos' with 'juggle those'. This thing writes itself.
― Manspread Mann (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 21 June 2016 18:52 (eight years ago) link
'where does he get those wonderful toys', harley gasped
― an alternate version of his real world dog (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 21 June 2016 18:52 (eight years ago) link
'This clown needs an enema.'
― Manspread Mann (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 21 June 2016 18:55 (eight years ago) link
Lost opportunity here for a Steve Miller/Lil Wayne collab.
― Any Given User (Eazy), Tuesday, 21 June 2016 18:57 (eight years ago) link
'i'm gonna make this penis disappear'
okay i'll stop now
― an alternate version of his real world dog (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 21 June 2016 19:00 (eight years ago) link
I make no such vow.
'Gonna make my puddin' pop'
― Manspread Mann (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 21 June 2016 19:02 (eight years ago) link
'you can rub my rhubarb any day mistah j'
― an alternate version of his real world dog (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 21 June 2016 19:06 (eight years ago) link
Why so serious?Take a ride upon my laughing fish
― Manspread Mann (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 21 June 2016 19:21 (eight years ago) link
All A+ contributions, good work team, you truly are super villians
― Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Tuesday, 21 June 2016 19:23 (eight years ago) link
very the crow ost is the worst record i have ever heard
― painfully alive in a drugged and dying culture (DavidM), Tuesday, 21 June 2016 20:11 (eight years ago) link
I was thinking Spawn.
― the joke should be over once the kid is eaten. (chap), Tuesday, 21 June 2016 20:12 (eight years ago) link
^^What Harley does to achieve orgasm.
― Now I Know How Joan of Arcadia Felt (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 21 June 2016 21:02 (eight years ago) link
38% on RT...
https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/suicide_squad_2016/
― Number None, Tuesday, 2 August 2016 18:34 (seven years ago) link
Welp. Nice knowin' ya, DC cinematic universe.
― a charisma-free shitlord (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 2 August 2016 18:40 (seven years ago) link
i'm shocked
SHOCKED
― pokemon go speed run (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 2 August 2016 18:42 (seven years ago) link
saw some quote from the director in the NYT about how the end was "morally questionable" or something like that - put my fears to rest
― Οὖτις, Tuesday, 2 August 2016 18:43 (seven years ago) link
oof
From the first scene to the last, it’s an absolute mess, one whose harried pacing, jumbled narrative, and blaring soundtrack of radio hits suggests a desperate post-production attempt to reconfigure what Ayer got on set into something palatable and poppy.
― pokemon go speed run (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 2 August 2016 18:43 (seven years ago) link
viola davis as amanda waller seems like the only good decision anyone involved in this movie made, huh
― pokemon go speed run (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 2 August 2016 18:44 (seven years ago) link
Not convinced that this is the end of the DCCU, this is more like 'what if Deadpool tanked'
― Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 2 August 2016 18:48 (seven years ago) link
I imagine that negative reviews will only bolster the fervent defense of the movie by the people to whom it is targeted (Ed Hardy wearin' gritty muderverse stans).
― rb (soda), Tuesday, 2 August 2016 18:53 (seven years ago) link
xpost Except that they're planning to build a 10+ film franchise off of a scant handful of underwhelming and underperforming flicks. If this one doesn't turn things around...
― a charisma-free shitlord (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 2 August 2016 18:54 (seven years ago) link
you just described zack snyder iirc xp
― pokemon go speed run (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 2 August 2016 18:55 (seven years ago) link
Wonder Woman is seriously the first entry of this nonsense that looked like something I might pay money to see. The recent bombshell that Snyder was more hands-on than at first indicated, though, gives me second thoughts.
― a charisma-free shitlord (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 2 August 2016 18:56 (seven years ago) link
i can't wait for the schadenfreude lols that future behind-the-scenes production stories will bring - seems like it was a bit of a shitshow from start to finish
― pokemon go speed run (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 2 August 2016 19:00 (seven years ago) link
It sounded very much like they reshot and re-edited much of the movie at the eleventh hour as a reaction to the success of Deadpool. Which seems like a pretty great recipe for cinematic magic (I call it 'cinemagic').
― a charisma-free shitlord (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 2 August 2016 19:08 (seven years ago) link
In polite old New England vernacular, calling a misbehaved child "fresh" is tantamount to calling him a vile little shit. It's reserved for ill-tempered, snarky kids who cuss a lot. My mom calls Hot Topic "Fresh Topic," and referred in the '80s to Bart Simpson as "that fresh yellow boy." In every possible way, this movie looks like it's trying to be fresh.
― remy bean, Tuesday, 2 August 2016 19:13 (seven years ago) link
One time in high school when I was with my extended family around the holidays, my weird and similarly-aged cousin kept coming up to me and my brothers and saying random curse words under his breath and giggling like it was super transgressive but it was actually just sad and more than a little uncomfortable. I guess WB decided that audiences nationwide should have that same experience.
― a charisma-free shitlord (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 2 August 2016 19:32 (seven years ago) link
https://twitter.com/pattymo/status/760511837083435008
Can't trust the SUICIDE SQUAD reviews because there's a very real chance the critics were all driven insane by how twisted it is
― goole, Tuesday, 2 August 2016 20:31 (seven years ago) link