if you see it without any other context, with the words "the secret history of tiger woods", i think you'd assume that tiger woods is secretly funding warlords or something
― Karl Malone, Friday, 22 April 2016 15:19 (eight years ago) link
http://a.espncdn.com/photo/2016/0420/r75852_2_1296x1029cc.jpg
― Karl Malone, Friday, 22 April 2016 15:34 (eight years ago) link
http://images.scholastic.co.uk/assets/a/3d/d7/152179-ml-1092952.jpg
― Romeo Daltrey (Tom D.), Friday, 22 April 2016 15:40 (eight years ago) link
on charlie rose he said his only regret is not going to his sr yr @ stanford
― johnny crunch, Friday, 21 October 2016 23:14 (seven years ago) link
one more than gw bush, i guess
― mookieproof, Friday, 21 October 2016 23:34 (seven years ago) link
I love Tiger and hope he succeeds again at golf by getting back in the hunt.
― Spottie, Friday, 21 October 2016 23:44 (seven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/uc685jC.jpg
― Karl Malone, Tuesday, 17 January 2017 02:32 (seven years ago) link
Imposter. Facial hair a dead giveaway
― Spottie, Tuesday, 17 January 2017 03:23 (seven years ago) link
:(
http://www.espn.com/golf/story/_/id/19490176/tiger-woods-arrested-dui-florida
― a warm bowl of soap (WilliamC), Monday, 29 May 2017 15:50 (seven years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DBAUiqAVoAA8jCP.jpg
― mookieproof, Monday, 29 May 2017 15:52 (seven years ago) link
wow man
― k3vin k., Monday, 29 May 2017 15:58 (seven years ago) link
Not sure if look like the best version of myself at 3 am mugshot time tbf
― D'mnuchin returns (darraghmac), Monday, 29 May 2017 16:05 (seven years ago) link
^^^^
― Punnet of the Grapes (Tom D.), Monday, 29 May 2017 16:06 (seven years ago) link
still driving on the ambien i see
― -_- (jim in vancouver), Monday, 29 May 2017 17:00 (seven years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DBF0yqsUwAEIg1g.jpg:large
― Spottie, Tuesday, 30 May 2017 20:01 (seven years ago) link
No alcohol involved btw.
― Punnet of the Grapes (Tom D.), Tuesday, 30 May 2017 20:02 (seven years ago) link
so it was prescription drugs and he was found asleep at the wheel. he says "unexpected reaction" of drugs but my heart says "driving high af on opiates"
― -_- (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, 30 May 2017 20:03 (seven years ago) link
yeah he is clearly banjaxed on some serious downers there
― heck i've even been an 'oyster pirate' (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 30 May 2017 20:08 (seven years ago) link
The guy has to be on a barrel load of painkillers tbf.
― Punnet of the Grapes (Tom D.), Tuesday, 30 May 2017 20:08 (seven years ago) link
could he be... back?
― Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Friday, 1 December 2017 18:34 (six years ago) link
MF sank an incredible putt on da 17th
― zalstarz (calstars), Sunday, 11 March 2018 22:02 (six years ago) link
he's back baby
― Louis Jägermeister (jim in vancouver), Monday, 12 March 2018 19:25 (six years ago) link
Perhaps they should wait and see if he can win today.
http://www.golf.com/tour-and-news/2018/09/23/tiger-woods-2018-masters-betting-favorite/
I don't take it seriously, but that's quite insane.
― clemenza, Sunday, 23 September 2018 13:24 (five years ago) link
That walk up 18 was something to see.
― clemenza, Sunday, 23 September 2018 22:01 (five years ago) link
in this #metoo age in which we live, it sometimes feels good to say what we're actually really thinking: CONGRATULATIONS Tiger on your golfing game victory!!!
― del griffith, Sunday, 23 September 2018 23:01 (five years ago) link
Major ugh.
Great morning at Trump National Golf Club in Jupiter, Florida with @JackNicklaus and @TigerWoods! pic.twitter.com/mdPN4yvS8e— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) February 2, 2019
― clemenza, Monday, 4 February 2019 03:50 (five years ago) link
Sad but no surprise
― marcos smart (Spottie), Monday, 4 February 2019 04:13 (five years ago) link
I wonder if Jack sleeps around.
Xtra sad that it has nothing to do with golf. Just feel like hanging around a famous blowhard tell some lies.
― nicky lo-fi, Monday, 4 February 2019 04:51 (five years ago) link
Trump almost as large as Christie now by the looks of that pic
― Zelda Zonk, Monday, 4 February 2019 05:16 (five years ago) link
This morning @LMTLASD responded to a roll-over collision in which @TigerWoods was injured. Please see our statement... pic.twitter.com/cSWOxKZC1w— LA County Sheriffs (@LASDHQ) February 23, 2021
― reggae mike love (polyphonic), Tuesday, 23 February 2021 19:33 (three years ago) link
bold font and colour choices from the la county sheriffs there
― you are like a scampicane, there's calm in your fries (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 23 February 2021 19:36 (three years ago) link
Again, wow. When I looked into it, came across this--which was posted two days ago.
https://www.golfmagic.com/pga-tour/tiger-woods-looked-absolutely-fried-cbs-interview-about-masters
"Tiger Woods looks like he’s coming off a two week bender."
― clemenza, Tuesday, 23 February 2021 19:38 (three years ago) link
i guess I didn't think that interview was bad? he looked tired, but he's coming off back surgery, he certainly wasn't incoherent.
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 23 February 2021 19:42 (three years ago) link
I do think of the phrase "car/life crash" often
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 23 February 2021 19:43 (three years ago) link
I didn't watch it, was just struck by the proximity of that phrase and this news.
― clemenza, Tuesday, 23 February 2021 19:44 (three years ago) link
Story updated with statement from Woods' agent Mark Steinberg:
"Tiger Woods was in a single-car accident this morning in California where he suffered multiple leg injuries. He is currently in surgery and we thank you for your privacy and support."
― reggae mike love (polyphonic), Tuesday, 23 February 2021 19:49 (three years ago) link
You're welcome, and I will endeavor to maintain my privacy.
― Please Hammer Stop Hurting 'Em (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 23 February 2021 19:51 (three years ago) link
i like how the sheriff's department @'ed him
― superdeep borehole (harbl), Tuesday, 23 February 2021 20:01 (three years ago) link
all sympathy for people with addictions issues but he really needs to stop driving around full of pills
― himpathy with the devil (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, 23 February 2021 20:03 (three years ago) link
hes a billionaire he should have never drive ever
― a nice controlled drift (Spottie), Tuesday, 23 February 2021 20:55 (three years ago) link
ok if he wins another Masters after this I'll be impressed
― frogbs, Tuesday, 23 February 2021 21:02 (three years ago) link
Not passing any judgment on someone obviously struggling with addiction issues, but it boggles my mind when people that rich don't hire people to drive them around.
― soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 23 February 2021 21:11 (three years ago) link
Maybe he enjoys driving?
― I'm Going to Bring a Watermelon to Mark Grout Tonight (Tom D.), Tuesday, 23 February 2021 21:31 (three years ago) link
First we RIP Rush now we car crash Tiger. Can't wait to see what next week is going to bring.
― xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 23 February 2021 21:37 (three years ago) link
In surgery, I'd imagine he's going to done playing golf
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 23 February 2021 21:45 (three years ago) link
Competitively, at least, sounds highly doubtful. Hard to imagine him not golfing, but I can think of other equally driven and competitive athletes who seemed to adjust okay post-retirement. I hope he has full mobility.
― clemenza, Tuesday, 23 February 2021 22:30 (three years ago) link
Might be a silver lining if that chase for majors gets taken off him tbh
― e-skate to the chapeau (darraghmac), Tuesday, 23 February 2021 22:38 (three years ago) link
yeah I meant competitively
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 23 February 2021 22:39 (three years ago) link
When the first crash happened, way upthread I was one of a couple of people who still thought he had a decent chance to catch Nicklaus (about 25%, I said). I was fixated on the scandal, and seriously underestimated his physical problems. In the end, it was something of a miracle he managed to win one more.
― clemenza, Tuesday, 23 February 2021 22:43 (three years ago) link
Yeah agreed
― e-skate to the chapeau (darraghmac), Tuesday, 23 February 2021 22:44 (three years ago) link