Cereal - S/D

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and they taste like God's gift to mankind's tastebuds

― M Matos (M Matos), Tuesday, 1 April 2003 13:43 (twenty-one years ago) link

I've had a hankering for Rice Krispies w/those little colorful marshmellows, but, alas, they are nowhere to be found.
Search:Oatmeal Almond Crisp, SW Graham w/brown sugar (no longer made :(), Cocoa Pebbles, Cinna Toast Crunch, Apple Jacks, Waffle Crisp, Lucky Charms (eat all the oats, leaving all marshmellows to finish with)
Destroy: Fruity Pebbles, Mueslix, Multi-grain Cheerios, Froot Loops

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 1 April 2003 13:45 (twenty-one years ago) link

wait wait has no one yet said?:

http://www.atarihq.com/ tsr/nes/ncs.jpg

― jess (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 1 April 2003 13:49 (twenty-one years ago) link

S: Crunch Berries, Golden Grahams, Blueberry Morning, Banana Nut Crunch

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 1 April 2003 13:52 (twenty-one years ago) link

oh for fux sakes

http://gored.trideja.com/images/cereal-turtles-us.jpg

― jess (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 1 April 2003 13:53 (twenty-one years ago) link

or:

http://www.atarihq.com/tsr/nes/ncs.jpg

― jess (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 1 April 2003 13:54 (twenty-one years ago) link

(you eat it outta this:

http://www.smbhq.com/cerbowl.jpg)

― jess (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 1 April 2003 13:55 (twenty-one years ago) link

(but why is mario cunniliguing himself?)

― jess (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 1 April 2003 13:56 (twenty-one years ago) link

We should make a sugar cereal in the shape of those little red "X"es in the circle in the box, jess. Little Red Xes. We'll make our fortune.

― felicity (felicity), Tuesday, 1 April 2003 13:59 (twenty-one years ago) link

Mario is biting his Crunch Berries.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Tuesday, 1 April 2003 14:02 (twenty-one years ago) link

"Excuse me, but where are the X'O's?"

― jess (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 1 April 2003 14:09 (twenty-one years ago) link

There is "free horney ooze" in the box of Turtles cereal up there.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Tuesday, 1 April 2003 14:11 (twenty-one years ago) link

"Excuse me, but where are the X'O's?"

Elliott Smith to thread!

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 1 April 2003 14:13 (twenty-one years ago) link

Super Mario is the new euphemism for cunnilingus!

― Nicole (Nicole), Tuesday, 1 April 2003 14:16 (twenty-one years ago) link

Excellent thread. I can only say that due to an infortunate incident that involved me accidentally eating a fly, I can't even THINK about Cheerios without wanting to projectile-vomit.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 1 April 2003 14:16 (twenty-one years ago) link

(And Nicole is completely OTM.)

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 1 April 2003 14:16 (twenty-one years ago) link

"hey baby, i'd like to munch on your toadstool."

― jess (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 1 April 2003 14:17 (twenty-one years ago) link

Dan, for me it's Frosted Flakes and some random bug(s).

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 1 April 2003 14:17 (twenty-one years ago) link

Special K red with strawberries.

― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Tuesday, 1 April 2003 14:37 (twenty-one years ago) link

I was reading about the Middle East in an online encylcopedia and came across this:
"The cultivation of cereals, first undertaken in the Middle East around 8000 bc, led to the creation of the first settled communities with permanent dwellings"

Yay cereals!

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 1 April 2003 15:52 (twenty-one years ago) link

Kix is the Steve Forbert of cereals.

― felicity (felicity), Tuesday, 1 April 2003 16:01 (twenty-one years ago) link

We're in Iraq for the cereal secrets....

― Chris V. (Chris V), Tuesday, 1 April 2003 16:06 (twenty-one years ago) link

Nobody even mentioning how Peanut Butter Cap 'N Crunch tears up your mouth SHOCKAH!

― Carey (Carey), Tuesday, 1 April 2003 16:11 (twenty-one years ago) link

Try eating Captain Crunch when right after you've gotten your teeth pulled and are under the influence of novocaine.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Tuesday, 1 April 2003 16:16 (twenty-one years ago) link

Kix is the Steve Forbert of cereals.

What would be the Kix, then?

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 1 April 2003 16:18 (twenty-one years ago) link

a bad ass hair band.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Tuesday, 1 April 2003 16:20 (twenty-one years ago) link

are there any good 'ass hair' bands?

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 1 April 2003 16:21 (twenty-one years ago) link

I like Frosties best. They are nicest with a few thin slices of overripe banana added. I used to love Cap'n Crunch, but I've not even seen it in the UK in many years, tragically.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Tuesday, 1 April 2003 16:26 (twenty-one years ago) link

are Frosties the UK equiv of Frosted Flakes? Because if so, Martin is so right about the banana part.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Tuesday, 1 April 2003 16:28 (twenty-one years ago) link

I could never live in the UK, then. The only reason I never buy Cap'n Crunch is because I would be tempted to eat the whole box in one sitting. It's the yummiest.

― Nicole (Nicole), Tuesday, 1 April 2003 16:29 (twenty-one years ago) link

It's all about CRUNCH BERRIES!!

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 1 April 2003 16:30 (twenty-one years ago) link

YOU GUYS ALL SUXOR WHAT IS WITH THE SPECIAL K/WHEAT GERM/FIBER OBSESSION?

jesus, you have to search: Capt'n Crunch, Marshamellow Safari (OTM on the welfare kid versions being much tastier), Cookie Crisp, Count Chocula, Crunch Berries, etc.

DESTROY SPECIAL K. I HAVE THE METABOLISM OF A HUMMINGBIRD! I EAT ALL OF THESE AND THEN SOME! THEY ARE DELICIOUS!

The only healthy cereal that is good is Kashi but only the one that is crunchy or whatever. I mean I guess honey nut cheerios is good, and Life (PLAIN NOT CINAMMON YOU FUCKERS) is good, are they healthy? Who cares, BRING ME THE BOOBERRY.

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 1 April 2003 16:30 (twenty-one years ago) link

There is a cereal my wife eats called "Go Lean", I'm not sure if it makes you take thinner than usual poops or if it supposed to be a diet cereal. It tastes like foam.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Tuesday, 1 April 2003 16:34 (twenty-one years ago) link

ANother thing, my wife and I have this long running argument about what kind of cereal the kids will eat when we have them. I insist on sugar cereals, I ate them and I'm fine ;) and she insists on healthy crap.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Tuesday, 1 April 2003 16:35 (twenty-one years ago) link

Healthy crap is for suckers. HEALTHY IS FOR SUCKERS. Do you all hear me?

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 1 April 2003 16:37 (twenty-one years ago) link

my gut and I hear you just fine Ally.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Tuesday, 1 April 2003 16:37 (twenty-one years ago) link

Wow, that's quite a reaction. Ally + Special K => Hanle y

― felicity (felicity), Tuesday, 1 April 2003 16:38 (twenty-one years ago) link

All y

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 1 April 2003 16:39 (twenty-one years ago) link

Misreading "BOOBERRY" as "BOOBERY": C/D?

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 1 April 2003 16:40 (twenty-one years ago) link

that's all fine and dandy; however, i don't have a sweet tooth.

i prefer sours/bitters (INDIE FUCKING GUILT).

― gygax! (gygax!), Tuesday, 1 April 2003 16:41 (twenty-one years ago) link

Sour cereal?

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 1 April 2003 16:41 (twenty-one years ago) link

Special K is not healthy, just tasty. It's all refined flour, which turns to sugar in your mouth. Just because the Special K commercials have the models parading around eating Special K and strawberries wearin white maillot swimsuits borrowed from a feminine hygiene ad does not make the cereal healthy. It's just a more subtle version of a sugar cereal.

― felicity (felicity), Tuesday, 1 April 2003 16:46 (twenty-one years ago) link

Sour Patch Kids the cereal:c/d

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 1 April 2003 16:47 (twenty-one years ago) link

I never eat cereal, hardly ever. It's sort of expensive.

― Mandeee, Tuesday, 1 April 2003 16:47 (twenty-one years ago) link

It really is.

― felicity (felicity), Tuesday, 1 April 2003 16:48 (twenty-one years ago) link

$7.99 a box.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Tuesday, 1 April 2003 16:48 (twenty-one years ago) link

so THAT'S why I like it so much! sugarsugarsugar!

― M Matos (M Matos), Tuesday, 1 April 2003 16:49 (twenty-one years ago) link

Kaboom is the Nervous Records of cereal.

― felicity (felicity), Tuesday, 1 April 2003 16:50 (twenty-one years ago) link

I like Weetabix.

― jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 1 April 2003 16:51 (twenty-one years ago) link

Is Kaboom the cereal w/circus theme? and the commercial went something like "there's lions--rrowr--in every bite"? I have a tape of me making a parody of it (along w/the abdominizer thingee--"behold the spare tire...) from when I was about 9 yrs old.

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 1 April 2003 16:54 (twenty-one years ago) link

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