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You get theme music if you're a message board pimp, don't you?

― Dan Perry, Wednesday, 20 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

I call dibs on Da Funk.

― Ally, Wednesday, 20 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

one month passes...
I just attended an exhibition of student art works at my university. One of the artist's names: A1is0n K34rn3y. Ally, if you got rid of an "l", you could be the darling of the avant-garde!

― Mitch Lastnamewithheld, Thursday, 26 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Oh, how do you know the extra 'l' in Ally isn't for show, like the 'y' is? I never posted that my named was Allison Kearney, that was Otis.

― Ally, Thursday, 26 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

You underestimate me, Al-L-y! I read your bio on Bitchcakes, duh.

― Mitch Lastnamewithheld, Thursday, 26 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Oh hell.

How do you know Alison with one 'l' isn't my stage name?

― Ally, Thursday, 26 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Surely you would devise a better stage name than that, Stormy.

― Mitch Lastnamewithheld, Thursday, 26 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Okay, fine, you've seen thru my clever lie. If I didn't have consumption, I could've fooled you all.

― Ally, Thursday, 26 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

I like the tone of this thread. I think I will start one about me too. After all, I think about me allot. I want to make T shirts of me, ME, MEEEE!!! I am cute as hell

― Mike Hanle y, Thursday, 26 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Can you please stop biting my ass and get your own ideas?

― Ally, Thursday, 26 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

grrrr! I will be pronounced superior to you you ...you ...ALLY MACBEAL!

― Mike Hanle y, Thursday, 26 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

No you won't. You don't have the promise of tit shots on a webcam fuelling any fake love.

― Ally, Thursday, 26 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

AlLy, you know full well that Mike will now go out and set up a web- cam just *filled* with tit shots. Thanks a bunch. ( No offense, Hanle y)

― Mitch Lastnamewithheld, Thursday, 26 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

My wife calls Patrick Ewing Easter Island. He is not her favorite.

― Dan Perry, Thursday, 26 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Hi, Dan. What color's the sky in your world?

― David Raposa, Thursday, 26 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

*sniff* Mommy, they're bein' MEAN to me! *cries*

I somehow managed to post a message to the stripper thread to this one. I was kind of hoping that if I didn't draw attantion to it, no one would notice. *shrug*

― Dan Perry, Thursday, 26 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Dan: We're on the verge of witnessing Hanle y's nipples explode with delight and you think you can slip your Patrick Ewing trivialities by unnoticed?! For shame.

― Mitch Lastnamewithheld, Thursday, 26 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

"You could always be the forum Tart. Or Harlot.

-- Nicole (nicolew15@hotmail.com), June 08, 2001. " ORIGIN OF THE TART ACUSATIONS:::BLAME NICOLE

― Mike Hanley, Thursday, 26 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Nic's not the one who went and ran with it, you poncy bastard.

― Ally, Friday, 27 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Why does nobody talk about me?

― Sterling Clover, Saturday, 28 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Because you aren't me.

― Ally, Sunday, 29 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

sorry sterling, you're just not...tarty enough!

― Mike Hanley, Sunday, 29 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

I AM NOT A TART.

― Ally, Sunday, 29 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

one month passes...
I still love myself.

PS I am trying to avoid my roommate right now, that's why I'm digging up old threads.

― Ally, Wednesday, 5 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

I love when people dig up ld threads! Especially the ones hwere ALly onfesses her crush on me.

― Mike Hanle y, Thursday, 6 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

i have a crush on you mike.

― anthony, Thursday, 6 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

I'm not suprised. I'm hot.

― Mike Hanle y, Thursday, 6 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

You are a sexy dadaist beast. its the dadaist part that makes me wet .

― anthony, Thursday, 6 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

I did no such thing!

― Ally, Thursday, 6 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

one month passes...
As October runs around, does Ally still love herself?

― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 18 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

More than ever, cos I look so damn good today. Though I did realize today, thanks to Movieline magazine, that I do look like Elizabeth Hurley in a way, and that almost ruined my self-love for about 5 minutes. :(

― Ally, Thursday, 18 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

eleven months pass...
What about now?

― N. (nickdastoor), Monday, 14 October 2002 08:16 (twenty-one years ago) link

three months pass...
Ha ha ha! Ally you don't look like Liz Hurley AT ALL. That's not a bad thing, mind you.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Monday, 10 February 2003 14:54 (twenty-one years ago) link

I totally know that. I'm the spitting image of Kate Hudson.

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 10 February 2003 19:20 (twenty-one years ago) link

one month passes...
Ally and Tracer are always disagreeing with each other about what she looks like.

― N. (nickdastoor), Monday, 10 March 2003 02:21 (twenty-one years ago) link

That's cos he's mental.

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 10 March 2003 02:53 (twenty-one years ago) link

He's right about the red hair thing though.

― N. (nickdastoor), Monday, 10 March 2003 03:07 (twenty-one years ago) link

I would like to see this as a picture thread, and see the differing Allys in a photo montage, displaying the evolving beauty of her full-blown, ripe, blossoming youth

― Vic (Vic), Monday, 10 March 2003 03:09 (twenty-one years ago) link

Pervert

― Millar (Millar), Monday, 10 March 2003 03:10 (twenty-one years ago) link

He isn't right about it at all! How on earth is he right?

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 10 March 2003 03:11 (twenty-one years ago) link

Pervert

-- Millar (tmilla...), March 9th, 2003.

You say it like it's a BAD thing.. anyway if she was 12 maybe I would be one, but she's not 12, sooooo "buzz" "off"

― Vic (Vic), Monday, 10 March 2003 03:17 (twenty-one years ago) link

Go to the supporting cast thread and perv there! I am fighting about my hair color and have no time for tom foolery as such!

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 10 March 2003 03:30 (twenty-one years ago) link

four months pass...
TS: Gareth is better than you vs this thread.

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 14:40 (twenty years ago) link

i think people misunderstood the other thread. it wasnt a general thread, it was only for steve m. i was saying i was better than him. it should have said "i am better than steve m" but i didnt want to embarrass him unneccesarily. this is because steve m has the worst music taste on ilm, as i have indicated to him many times

― gareth (gareth), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 14:47 (twenty years ago) link

In your opinion tho Gareth obv!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 14:48 (twenty years ago) link

no he agrees

― gareth (gareth), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 14:49 (twenty years ago) link

Yes, but Gareth, you didn't address it to him at all and have now proceeded to embarass him unnecessarily by telling everyone that it was a thread about stevem!

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 14:53 (twenty years ago) link

i now deem it necessary. i like to call this friendly fire. collateral damage if you will

― gareth (gareth), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 14:54 (twenty years ago) link

So what of the I kill you with guns thread?

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 14:56 (twenty years ago) link

You are both play with arrogance, but I think gareth does it for ideological reasons and with Ally it's more a character thing.

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 15:10 (twenty years ago) link

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