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ILX Mods plot Jon Williams death via hitman! [aka Bored Of The Flies 2004]

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― People love Gravity and Ebullition! (ex machina), Thursday, 24 June 2004 12:58 (nineteen years ago) link

Bring a chainsaw instead. A nice husqvarna will do.

― Peepholes wub gravy and evilution (Mr Noodles), Thursday, 24 June 2004 12:59 (nineteen years ago) link

http://home.gci.net/~sajohnson/akddr/unaspammer.jpg
^ ilx mods

― People love Gravity and Ebullition! (ex machina), Thursday, 24 June 2004 13:00 (nineteen years ago) link

I'm a mod to some degree and I have no interest in this plot. I like Jon.

― Andrew Blood Thames (Andrew Thames), Thursday, 24 June 2004 13:00 (nineteen years ago) link

http://home.gci.net/~sajohnson/akddr/promphoto60.jpg

― People love Gravity and Ebullition! (ex machina), Thursday, 24 June 2004 13:00 (nineteen years ago) link

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― Peepholes rub gravy an evilution (Mr Noodles), Thursday, 24 June 2004 13:04 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.psyche-hq.de/gallery/sweden-2000/trance.jpg

― People love Gravity and Ebullition! (ex machina), Thursday, 24 June 2004 13:05 (nineteen years ago) link

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, Fairlight.

― Peepholes rub gravy an evil (Mr Noodles), Thursday, 24 June 2004 13:07 (nineteen years ago) link

hahaha WTF?

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Monday, 28 June 2004 22:09 (nineteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...
Basically Jon Williams has ruined ILX for a number of regular users, some of whom have now left. Whenever he is asked not to post countless huge images on a thread - or at least confine them to his own hilarious 'frat house' - he responds with insults and sarcasm. He shows no consideration for the other posters on this board, some of whom have been visiting ILX for a lot longer than he has. All this is in addition to the countless homophobic insults that Williams hurls at anyone who happens to like anything he considers 'faggoty'.
So in return, a number of us have decided to fuck up things for Jon Williams as much as we can. He deserves everything he gets.

ps I am a regular posting from a different computer than my normal one - you can ban this IP address or whatever, I won't be on this machine for much longer

-- GFGDF (DFGDF...), July 22nd, 2004 9:01 AM. (later)

― gygax! (gygax!), Thursday, 22 July 2004 15:07 (nineteen years ago) link

Would it be fair to call this the "old-ILX European Faggot Insurgency"?

― I CAN LEAD YOU THROUGH THE ZONE (ex machina), Thursday, 22 July 2004 15:11 (nineteen years ago) link

homocoup

― j e r e m y (x Jeremy), Thursday, 22 July 2004 15:14 (nineteen years ago) link

this whole thing is tedious and tiresome. Nice threat here, too:

"He deserves everything he gets."

Some people need to step away from the computer, take a deep breath, and go outside (I'm gonna do the same in about a half-hour).

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 22 July 2004 15:16 (nineteen years ago) link

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― I CAN LEAD YOU THROUGH THE ZONE (ex machina), Thursday, 22 July 2004 15:16 (nineteen years ago) link

Thank you GFGDF for reminding me of why I fucking hate this board. Jesus Christ.

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 22 July 2004 15:17 (nineteen years ago) link

HI DERE HOP EVERYOEN OKYA

― Amazing Randy (Amazing Randy), Thursday, 22 July 2004 15:22 (nineteen years ago) link

caitlin avoid Jon Williams he is a moron and a creep

-- dfdfsdf (gdfgdf...) (webmail), July 21st, 2004 11:07 AM. (later) (link)

-- gddfgd@dgg (ggdfgdf...), July 22nd, 2004.
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― dfgdfgdfgd, Thursday, 22 July 2004 15:23 (nineteen years ago) link

what is going on? why is every other thread about jon williams?

― amateur!st (amateurist), Thursday, 22 July 2004 15:29 (nineteen years ago) link

jon, please post more about personal problems, cooking, interior decorating, favorite tv shows and work related angst. please place a pod next to you when you go to sleep tonight for assimilation.

― jack cole (jackcole), Thursday, 22 July 2004 15:29 (nineteen years ago) link

I LIEK INTERPOL

― I CAN LEAD YOU THROUGH THE ZONE (ex machina), Thursday, 22 July 2004 15:31 (nineteen years ago) link

i predict that within eight months this board will have sunk to the level of the discussion now surrounding mr. williams, who cannot quite be blamed for this.

― amateur!st (amateurist), Thursday, 22 July 2004 15:36 (nineteen years ago) link

also half of the threads will be pitches for romanian-made salad shakers.

― amateur!st (amateurist), Thursday, 22 July 2004 15:37 (nineteen years ago) link

Back in the misty memories of 1999 I told Jon that I'd get his back in a (possibly pending) fight with a rail-thin Hemingway devotee with a severe Napoleonic complex. Jon's ex-, a blonde would-be bombshell and opera singer, overheard and told the rail-thin Hemingway devotee. He was furious, threw a tantrum and proved himself not of Hemingway mettle (nor Napoleon, railworker or any other mettle / metal) and asked his 6'2" bull-lesbian friend to kick my ass. She came over to me and rammed my head into a telephone pole on Thayer St. in Providence and screamed at me while I was being slowly impaled on a staple holding an Amazing Royal Crowns poster. So please don't fuck around with Jon or I'll end up piked again.

― j e r e m y (x Jeremy), Thursday, 22 July 2004 15:48 (nineteen years ago) link

*sniff* it's not fair...just cos he's different...(*parp*)

― the neurotic awakening of s (blueski), Thursday, 22 July 2004 15:53 (nineteen years ago) link

Different is bad. Talk about collecting wine is good.

― jack cole (jackcole), Thursday, 22 July 2004 15:55 (nineteen years ago) link

"GIRLS THINK HE'S TOO MACHO"

― I CAN LEAD YOU THROUGH THE ZONE (ex machina), Thursday, 22 July 2004 15:57 (nineteen years ago) link

i guess Jonfest ILX (again, not blaming jon solely) annoy me because this loose agglomeration of posters rarely seem to do anything besides (a) talk/make jokes about themselves; (b) post non-sequitirs or near-non-sequitirs; (c) post large pictures; (d) post offensive remarks which seem to abuse irony for the purpose of shock; (e) talk/make jokes about any of the above. i do these things too, but not in exclusion of other things. or so i'd like to think.

― amateur!st (amateurist), Thursday, 22 July 2004 15:59 (nineteen years ago) link

terribly appropriate xpost

― amateur!st (amateurist), Thursday, 22 July 2004 16:00 (nineteen years ago) link

Wait, so you hate my friends but not the trolls?

― I CAN LEAD YOU THROUGH THE ZONE (ex machina), Thursday, 22 July 2004 16:00 (nineteen years ago) link

see also:

for some reason i'm usually unwilling to think of such incidents as evidence of a trend, perhaps as a counter to the tendency to overreaction in the media and (much worse) on the part of jewish groups like the ADL. my explanation is usually: anti-semitism seems to rile people, and as such it seems to be the preferred mode of antisocial pranksters with little but riling in mind.
-- amateur!st (amateur!s...) (webmail), July 22nd, 2004 9:52 AM. (amateurist) (later) (link)


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I want my ROVO cd.
-- I CAN LEAD YOU THROUGH THE ZONE (░▒▓█▌...) (webmail), July 22nd, 2004 9:56 AM. (ex machina) (later) (link)

― amateur!st (amateurist), Thursday, 22 July 2004 16:01 (nineteen years ago) link

(That was a reference to my post upthread, but yeah)

― I CAN LEAD YOU THROUGH THE ZONE (ex machina), Thursday, 22 July 2004 16:01 (nineteen years ago) link

jon i don't "hate" anything.

i am annoyed by the whole "let's talk about jon williams" phenomenon, whether propagated by trolls/JW/friends of JW. i don't even know who is who any more, frankly.

― amateur!st (amateurist), Thursday, 22 July 2004 16:01 (nineteen years ago) link

all the threads are trolls i wager

― I CAN LEAD YOU THROUGH THE ZONE (ex machina), Thursday, 22 July 2004 16:02 (nineteen years ago) link

xpost - it's not friends of his that are doing it, amateur!st.

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 22 July 2004 16:02 (nineteen years ago) link

probably, except i see this "I CAN LEAD YOU THROUGH THE ZONE" handle popping up a lot.

― amateur!st (amateurist), Thursday, 22 July 2004 16:02 (nineteen years ago) link

Hey Jon, you have your own board now - I'm sure people who like you will find their way over there. Go now, do.

― Markelby (Mark C), Thursday, 22 July 2004 16:03 (nineteen years ago) link

"Mom, Jon is bothering me."

― jack cole (jackcole), Thursday, 22 July 2004 16:07 (nineteen years ago) link

jack cole, have you ever contributed anything to this board other than rancid sarcasm?

― plastic man, Thursday, 22 July 2004 16:08 (nineteen years ago) link

MODERATORS CAN WE HAVE OBLIGATORY REGISTRATION OKTHXBYE

Incidentally, trolls, explain how it makes you happy to ruin things for strangers?

― Markelby (Mark C), Thursday, 22 July 2004 16:10 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.primechoice.com/philosophy/shelp/images/jihad.jpg

― gwilx (ex machina), Thursday, 22 July 2004 16:11 (nineteen years ago) link

where is K.ATE today....

― gwilx (ex machina), Thursday, 22 July 2004 16:13 (nineteen years ago) link

eating?

― dean? (deangulberry), Thursday, 22 July 2004 16:14 (nineteen years ago) link

Sticks. Pls remove from asses. Thx k bye.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 22 July 2004 16:16 (nineteen years ago) link

Dear Mr. or Miss or Mrs. or Ms. Anonymous Troll:

Thanks for asking your question! To answer your fascinating inquiry, why yes I have contributed non-sarchastic posts! Then again, I don't post as much as a lot of people so my overall contributions aren't that many anyway. God bless you for your interest!

― jack cole (jackcole), Thursday, 22 July 2004 16:16 (nineteen years ago) link

jack cole has contributed quite wonderfully intentionally awful poetry.

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 22 July 2004 16:18 (nineteen years ago) link

since i'm new here, i don't quite know what's going on! is jon ruining the internet with his irrelevant/offensive all-caps posts and huge pictures of nothing? or is he just hated because he's a moron and a creep? both?

― caitlin hell (caitxa), Thursday, 22 July 2004 17:09 (nineteen years ago) link

one year passes...
i am never acting on anything that jon asks for ever again. he is a nasty little shit. jon, fuck off to another site please as promised

-- Britain's Jauntiest Shepherd (AlanTrewarth...) (webmail), August 26th, 2005 4:18 PM. (Alan) (later) (link)

― I'm Hi, Jared Fogle (ex machina), Saturday, 27 August 2005 03:46 (eighteen years ago) link

...are you not a nasty little shit, then? rebut.

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Saturday, 27 August 2005 04:02 (eighteen years ago) link

I'm not denying it but he is just MAD that I don't genuflect to the admins for being reasonable deeply enough.

― I'm Hi, Jared Fogle (ex machina), Saturday, 27 August 2005 04:03 (eighteen years ago) link

you don't genuflect, you provoke--it should hardly be a surprise that people react with distaste. as you are well aware and probably hoping for. you needn't play the martyr

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Saturday, 27 August 2005 04:07 (eighteen years ago) link

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