Mike Judge's "Silicon Valley" (HBO Show)

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"just jam it in a box and no one knows it's there"

*sales people consider this idea*

"hmm, like a rack mount server solution?"

μpright mammal (mh), Monday, 2 May 2016 20:29 (eight years ago) link

I haven't slept in a box in years!

lol yes

I love how Ehrlich loses every conversation he has with Jian Yang, like somehow he always manages to come out of them worse off than before

Οὖτις, Monday, 2 May 2016 21:31 (eight years ago) link

Jian Yang yelling at him while shoving whatever traditional Japanese thing that Erlich foisted him down the garbage disposal was great

Also him interrupting to say that yes, Japanese people are racist when Erlich was saying he was not racist was a perfect response to something that wasn't actually said

μpright mammal (mh), Monday, 2 May 2016 21:35 (eight years ago) link

he's still an iffy character in his portrayal but they're getting better at capturing the stilted conversations between someone who speaks English as a second language and the American person they loathe

μpright mammal (mh), Monday, 2 May 2016 21:36 (eight years ago) link

jesus fucking christ, I knew sales people were the worst and everything but I guess I didn't realize just how thoroughly and universally they were the worst! Watching this show has made me uncomf bcz it just gives me flashbacks to my last job

sexy dander (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 3 May 2016 02:27 (eight years ago) link

have you guys seen what some of the "appliance" data center things you can buy look like? in one way they make sense, in that they're supported by the vendor from the hardware/OS upwards to their product

on the other hand, it's a physical thingy that looks justifiable to buy for higher-ups when it's usually just a software thingy

also some of them have some lol branding

μpright mammal (mh), Tuesday, 3 May 2016 02:32 (eight years ago) link

that first one is like as tall as i am

μpright mammal (mh), Tuesday, 3 May 2016 02:36 (eight years ago) link

So no one wants to talk about the fucking horses huh.

Immediate Follower (NA), Tuesday, 3 May 2016 02:50 (eight years ago) link

pretty standard scene meant to mess with the audience, i chuckled

μpright mammal (mh), Tuesday, 3 May 2016 03:01 (eight years ago) link

Real fucking btw

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/live-feed/silicon-valley-horse-sex-scene-888871

... (Eazy), Tuesday, 3 May 2016 03:28 (eight years ago) link

seems like it'd be easier to shoot the real thing

μpright mammal (mh), Tuesday, 3 May 2016 03:35 (eight years ago) link

I like the appliance angle cuz that means (hopefully) we'll get to see some hardware development stuff (trips to Chinese factories, etc.).

schwantz, Tuesday, 3 May 2016 15:45 (eight years ago) link

happy for Big Head getting 20 mil but all he really wants to do is hang with his buddies on the roof

(•̪●) (carne asada), Tuesday, 3 May 2016 15:54 (eight years ago) link

big head is the most sympathetic character, for sure

μpright mammal (mh), Tuesday, 3 May 2016 16:00 (eight years ago) link

bwahahaha

μpright mammal (mh), Tuesday, 3 May 2016 18:31 (eight years ago) link

"arranged rape" just made me wonder about what consent between horses involves

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 3 May 2016 18:52 (eight years ago) link

Neigh means neigh.

nickn, Tuesday, 3 May 2016 20:36 (eight years ago) link

https://d.gr-assets.com/hostedimages/1383332389ra/6507939.gif

Spottie, Tuesday, 3 May 2016 20:39 (eight years ago) link

please please please have an episode mocking this
http://www.theguardian.com/business/2016/may/02/further-future-festival-burning-man-tech-elite-eric-schmidt?CMP=share_btn_tw

μpright mammal (mh), Tuesday, 3 May 2016 21:22 (eight years ago) link

jesus christ Marie Antoinette would blush

i do not sense the entity ted (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 3 May 2016 21:26 (eight years ago) link

actually it might not be capable of being parodied, they would have to just present it as-is

μpright mammal (mh), Tuesday, 3 May 2016 21:27 (eight years ago) link

two weeks pass...

this show keeps getting better

maura, Wednesday, 18 May 2016 18:09 (eight years ago) link

agreed! mike judge may secretly be my favorite comedy creator. i am wondering how hands on he is on an episode by episode basis

ulysses, Wednesday, 18 May 2016 18:13 (eight years ago) link

I do like this show altho idk if I'd say it's getting better. Sometimes the plot contortions get in the way of the jokes (watching it I have a hard time not thinking about Judge's comment about how they have a hard time "constantly coming up with different ways for them to fail")

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 18 May 2016 18:15 (eight years ago) link

totally loving this show atm

(•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 18 May 2016 18:16 (eight years ago) link

http://www.piedpiper.com/

The bios are totally hilarious.

dan selzer, Wednesday, 18 May 2016 18:28 (eight years ago) link

oh boy this goes deep.

http://www.coderag.com/

http://www.raviga.com/

dan selzer, Wednesday, 18 May 2016 18:30 (eight years ago) link

i hope they get more mileage out of dang

ulysses, Wednesday, 18 May 2016 18:34 (eight years ago) link

lol @ Ehrlich's "BA in Ultimate Frisbee"

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 18 May 2016 18:35 (eight years ago) link

bahahahaha

At Raviga, we see the big picture. We hold ourselves to the highest ethical standards. We not only think outside of the box, we think outside of the box that box is in — and so on — until innovation is free of all boxes that would contain and constrain it. In this way, we seek to disrupt the very concept of disruption itself.

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 18 May 2016 18:35 (eight years ago) link

lol @ the companies the members of the sales team worked for previously

badg, Wednesday, 18 May 2016 18:40 (eight years ago) link

had to read Jared's bio to my Vassar-educated wife.

dan selzer, Wednesday, 18 May 2016 18:52 (eight years ago) link

it's very appropriate! after every time he's on screen, I find myself thinking, "Oh Jared, what has the world done to you?"

μpright mammal (mh), Wednesday, 18 May 2016 19:19 (eight years ago) link

"hey Dinesh nice chain do you choke your mother with it when you put your penis in her butthole?"

rmde bob (will), Wednesday, 18 May 2016 19:28 (eight years ago) link

Worst episode in a while?

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Monday, 23 May 2016 14:57 (eight years ago) link

the continual failures are getting a bit exasperating, but im excited to see how Big Head is gonna back his way into success again.

ryan, Monday, 23 May 2016 15:14 (eight years ago) link

when does this season end? I was dropping my HBO streaming subscription for a few months and was going to pick it back up and binge the whole season, but you are tempting me into jumping back in now

especially if there's more Big Head content

μpright mammal (mh), Monday, 23 May 2016 15:20 (eight years ago) link

prob the most Big Head content since the first season!

ryan, Monday, 23 May 2016 15:23 (eight years ago) link

This was episode 5 so another 5-7 weeks?

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Monday, 23 May 2016 15:23 (eight years ago) link

5

glandular lansbury (sic), Monday, 23 May 2016 15:37 (eight years ago) link

Something about this show seems very Entourage to me: the quick reversals of fortune, the comic relief from the programmer equivalents of Turtle and Drama, the 'agent,' the token females. That said I enjoy it very much...

calstars, Monday, 23 May 2016 16:00 (eight years ago) link

That's been the problem for the last couple of episodes, they need to draw out these situations a little longer. The HD bit this week was a bunch of setup for a five second punchline. I expected more hijinks.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Monday, 23 May 2016 16:02 (eight years ago) link

http://www.piedpiper.com/

they updated the website to reflect the new hires!

dan selzer, Monday, 23 May 2016 17:57 (eight years ago) link

the synergy of television and the web is so 1998

calstars, Monday, 23 May 2016 18:46 (eight years ago) link

i feel like they are interested in shortening time between plot developments which leaves a lot of potential comedy feeling like it goes by the wayside but also makes it feel like there's a real purposeful meanderingness to the plot lol

Listen to my homeboy Fantano (D-40), Monday, 23 May 2016 20:36 (eight years ago) link

the continual failures are getting a bit exasperating,

otmfm, it wd be nice to see the plot progress just a little w/o the excruciating tension of constant and often improbable fuckups

sexy dander (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 24 May 2016 00:28 (eight years ago) link


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