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― Never changed username before (cardamon), Thursday, 12 May 2016 06:16 (eight years ago) link
OK I need one of those.
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Thursday, 12 May 2016 06:48 (eight years ago) link
problematic imo
― a defense for Euro-Blackface (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 12 May 2016 10:03 (eight years ago) link
Yeah maybe it's a coincidence but the optics in that pic are of a white guy who doesn't want to get too close to black people.
― embryo mtv raps (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 12 May 2016 13:18 (eight years ago) link
Yeah, I pondered how to mention that.
― Mark G, Thursday, 12 May 2016 13:39 (eight years ago) link
it'll be funny when someone grabs that little hoop and whirls him into traffic.
― pplains, Thursday, 12 May 2016 13:44 (eight years ago) link
fuck that guy, fuck that concept, fuck the underlying argument of that being a reasonable line of thinking in the first place, fuck anyone who walks side by side down the sidewalk and doesn't fall into single file when you pass people on the sidewalk. don't live in a city if you don't like people standing close to you.
― ulysses, Thursday, 12 May 2016 14:03 (eight years ago) link
unless you're autistic or something
― a poptimist consumed with celebrity culture and vacuous pop music (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 12 May 2016 14:19 (eight years ago) link
everybody OTM. also the guy is very clearly dicking around on his phone, to boot
― sisterhood of the baggering vance (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 12 May 2016 14:19 (eight years ago) link
hard to tell but i like to think that's a pentagram
― dynamicinterface, Thursday, 12 May 2016 14:21 (eight years ago) link
fuck anyone who walks side by side down the sidewalk and doesn't fall into single file when you pass people on the sidewalk.
Yes, these people are terrible. The amount of bad sidewalk etiquette is appalling.
― jmm, Thursday, 12 May 2016 14:30 (eight years ago) link
It's a bitter sweet symphony, sure.
― Mark G, Thursday, 12 May 2016 14:31 (eight years ago) link
Obviously taking up more than your fair share of the pavement is abominable behaviour (though I suspect the thinking behind the [clearly not actually serious] invention is a retaliation against ~other people~ taking up too much pavement, and thus so goes a self-perpetuating cycle of aggravation that is the modern city). But I'm a bit "uh" about this: don't live in a city if you don't like people standing close to you. Like, do you genuinely believe everybody in the world gets to choose where they live? Do you not realise that this is not at all a possibility for billions of people?
― emil.y, Thursday, 12 May 2016 14:38 (eight years ago) link
i think it's a more workable possibility for that guy than building a personal space halo out of pvc pipeto be clear: i'm responding somewhat facetiously to a meme. I'm well aware of the lifestyle/financial restrictions of urban dwellers as I am one myself. No friendly fire intended.
― ulysses, Thursday, 12 May 2016 14:58 (eight years ago) link
It's from this page:http://westsidetoastmasters.com/resources/book_of_body_language/chap9.html
There are a wealth of photos of O_o!
― I have also been to Maine and, briefly, Nebraska (doo dah), Thursday, 12 May 2016 15:02 (eight years ago) link
OMG, it's the physical manifestation of the.... FRIEND ZONE (dundunduhhhhhh)
http://westsidetoastmasters.com/resources/book_of_body_language/images/195-personal_zone_distances.jpg
― emil.y, Thursday, 12 May 2016 15:18 (eight years ago) link
intimate zone = the left shin
― ejemplo (crüt), Thursday, 12 May 2016 15:22 (eight years ago) link
i will only support that hoop when the guy finishes the pentagram
― ejemplo (crüt), Thursday, 12 May 2016 15:24 (eight years ago) link
So based on the chart that guy's hoop size is set to "friend zone"
― Evan, Thursday, 12 May 2016 15:49 (eight years ago) link
Let's think more about this guy
― Daithi Bowsie (darraghmac), Thursday, 12 May 2016 16:00 (eight years ago) link
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-9OrZlUwgwfQ/UzbmpKJmsYI/AAAAAAAABS0/jkwk9ipkUBw/s1600/certif.png
― soref, Thursday, 12 May 2016 17:12 (eight years ago) link
^^^ That's the ultimate solution. Hermetically sealed from every other person on the planet.
― nickn, Thursday, 12 May 2016 17:56 (eight years ago) link
ulysses perfectly articulating how i feel towards the personal space facist
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 12 May 2016 21:25 (eight years ago) link
Partic bad, worst subgroup of these ppl are those unable to deal with the you-may-make-contact realities of a busy public transport system.
― Daithi Bowsie (darraghmac), Thursday, 12 May 2016 23:06 (eight years ago) link
one of my new hobbies is asking people to move their bags off the seat of the bus even if there are other seats available
― Sean, let me be clear (silby), Friday, 13 May 2016 02:34 (eight years ago) link
Difficult one to judge. Evidence for the prosecution:
- man who ate an apple next to me in crowded carriage: kssssssssssssssssssssss-shlunk. kunch kunch kunch. kssssssssssssssssss-shlunk. kunch kunch kunch. yuwulp.
- the corner of someone else's laptop that pushes very quickly into your back or shoulders and honestly feels like a punch, like you turn round angry
- you stand in kitchen alone. you turn round. housemate is there, as if out of nowhere, in what that image describes as your 'intimate zone', standing behind you, sullen and silent. keeps happening, you keep forgiving it as you're pretty sure he's not the full shilling. but then: one day you spot him from the other side, going into the kitchen, and see him ever so carefully opening the door and tip-toeing in ...
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Friday, 13 May 2016 12:22 (eight years ago) link
this should really go on the *creepiest sponsored ads on facebook* thread...
https://scontent.fbos1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/12814593_546665198829026_1959257083723515829_n.png?oh=e522791eb4d71688880b64e08a061064&oe=57E299F5
― scott seward, Monday, 16 May 2016 02:25 (eight years ago) link
or maybe it's beautiful to you and i'm the creep! i can't help but think of horror movies when i see things like that.
― scott seward, Monday, 16 May 2016 02:26 (eight years ago) link
also it's from a place called tees and hoodies and they will pray for your kidney:
previous repliesTees & HoodiesTees & Hoodies Gary, we have just lifted you up in prayer to our Heavenly Father that your kidney may be touched and healed. We will continue to pray for you and your family. It touched our heart that you thought of us to have the privilege of praying for you.
― scott seward, Monday, 16 May 2016 02:27 (eight years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/w1bzLpW.jpg
^ stop that
― ejemplo (crüt), Monday, 16 May 2016 11:07 (eight years ago) link
David Avocado strikes again...
https://scontent-cdg2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13138995_10153497341316512_85099994718946776_n.jpg?oh=fbab4cc04d717a702aca6df1e0efd0df&oe=57D5BDAB
Makes you think...
― TARANTINO! (dog latin), Wednesday, 18 May 2016 11:48 (eight years ago) link
I'm still thinking....
― TARANTINO! (dog latin), Wednesday, 18 May 2016 11:49 (eight years ago) link
not enough typos in that one
― a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Wednesday, 18 May 2016 17:18 (eight years ago) link
you stand in kitchen alone. you turn round. housemate is there, as if out of nowhere, in what that image describes as your 'intimate zone', standing behind you, sullen and silent. keeps happening, you keep forgiving it as you're pretty sure he's not the full shilling. but then: one day you spot him from the other side, going into the kitchen, and see him ever so carefully opening the door and tip-toeing in ...
OK dude if this is actually happening to you, move the fuck out before he knifes you or something.
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Thursday, 19 May 2016 00:12 (eight years ago) link
the snake is HILLARY and the fish is BERNIE
― Bnad, Thursday, 19 May 2016 02:55 (eight years ago) link
@trayce: I have come up with various moving out plans so I have a backdoor in case of this guy going into meltdown.
He's keen on dropping casual references to suicide and self-harm into conversation. FWIW I've rung up a mental health charity and discussed some of his behaviour with them (the kitchen creepin' is only part of it) and they said that overall it sounded like OCPD (as opposed to more regular OCD). Overall I'm more bothered about him doing something to himself than to anyone else ... light at the end of the tunnel is that he's mentioned that his current job gives him a commute that's too long so he himself wants to move.
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Friday, 20 May 2016 00:31 (eight years ago) link
this isn't something that I see on facebook, but I'm confused by the existence of these seemingly accurate but incredibly banal quote macros. are they made automatically by a bot? are they made for a joke to troll people?
http://izquotes.com/quotes-pictures/quote-i-loathe-cheese-it-makes-me-ill-colin-baker-10224.jpg
http://celebriot.com/quotes_img/a/alison-goldfrapp/alison-goldfrapp-quotes-11780.png
― soref, Saturday, 21 May 2016 18:42 (eight years ago) link
http://www.quotehd.com/imagequotes/authors43/tmb/colin-baker-actor-quote-i-loathe-cheese-it-makes-me.jpg
― soref, Saturday, 21 May 2016 18:44 (eight years ago) link
is the colin baker cheese thing some kind of meme? he seems to tweet about cheese quite a lot?
https://twitter.com/sawboneshex/status/630798391795130368
https://twitter.com/sawboneshex/status/721596816102449152
― soref, Saturday, 21 May 2016 18:55 (eight years ago) link
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really tempted to make version of this with grieving parents of jihadists but am not sure it will be universally popular
― Noodle Vague, Sunday, 22 May 2016 11:30 (eight years ago) link
RIP dead war guy
― a defense for Euro-Blackface (Bananaman Begins), Sunday, 22 May 2016 11:33 (eight years ago) link
these are my awards from army
― #amazing #babies #touching (harbl), Sunday, 22 May 2016 11:36 (eight years ago) link
He's alive! He's right there! Am I the only one who can see him? Is he a ghost?
― how's life, Sunday, 22 May 2016 11:37 (eight years ago) link
no it says "their son" so that must be dad cosplaying his lad as a kind of moving tribute
― Noodle Vague, Sunday, 22 May 2016 11:38 (eight years ago) link
xp think he's the gardener
― a defense for Euro-Blackface (Bananaman Begins), Sunday, 22 May 2016 12:07 (eight years ago) link
their son is 5 and he went to war
― #amazing #babies #touching (harbl), Sunday, 22 May 2016 12:18 (eight years ago) link
when Johnny comes tricycling home again
― Neanderthal, Sunday, 22 May 2016 13:59 (eight years ago) link
1 share = 10 prayers now? Fucking inflation
― Evan, Sunday, 22 May 2016 14:06 (eight years ago) link
the prayers are also 25% less effective than prayers in 2002 according to UNICEF
― Neanderthal, Sunday, 22 May 2016 14:12 (eight years ago) link
Our thoughts and shares go out to them
― jmm, Sunday, 22 May 2016 14:16 (eight years ago) link