David Avocado strikes again...
https://scontent-cdg2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13138995_10153497341316512_85099994718946776_n.jpg?oh=fbab4cc04d717a702aca6df1e0efd0df&oe=57D5BDAB
Makes you think...
― TARANTINO! (dog latin), Wednesday, 18 May 2016 11:48 (eight years ago) link
I'm still thinking....
― TARANTINO! (dog latin), Wednesday, 18 May 2016 11:49 (eight years ago) link
not enough typos in that one
― a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Wednesday, 18 May 2016 17:18 (eight years ago) link
you stand in kitchen alone. you turn round. housemate is there, as if out of nowhere, in what that image describes as your 'intimate zone', standing behind you, sullen and silent. keeps happening, you keep forgiving it as you're pretty sure he's not the full shilling. but then: one day you spot him from the other side, going into the kitchen, and see him ever so carefully opening the door and tip-toeing in ...
OK dude if this is actually happening to you, move the fuck out before he knifes you or something.
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Thursday, 19 May 2016 00:12 (eight years ago) link
the snake is HILLARY and the fish is BERNIE
― Bnad, Thursday, 19 May 2016 02:55 (eight years ago) link
@trayce: I have come up with various moving out plans so I have a backdoor in case of this guy going into meltdown.
He's keen on dropping casual references to suicide and self-harm into conversation. FWIW I've rung up a mental health charity and discussed some of his behaviour with them (the kitchen creepin' is only part of it) and they said that overall it sounded like OCPD (as opposed to more regular OCD). Overall I'm more bothered about him doing something to himself than to anyone else ... light at the end of the tunnel is that he's mentioned that his current job gives him a commute that's too long so he himself wants to move.
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Friday, 20 May 2016 00:31 (eight years ago) link
this isn't something that I see on facebook, but I'm confused by the existence of these seemingly accurate but incredibly banal quote macros. are they made automatically by a bot? are they made for a joke to troll people?
http://izquotes.com/quotes-pictures/quote-i-loathe-cheese-it-makes-me-ill-colin-baker-10224.jpg
http://celebriot.com/quotes_img/a/alison-goldfrapp/alison-goldfrapp-quotes-11780.png
― soref, Saturday, 21 May 2016 18:42 (eight years ago) link
http://www.quotehd.com/imagequotes/authors43/tmb/colin-baker-actor-quote-i-loathe-cheese-it-makes-me.jpg
― soref, Saturday, 21 May 2016 18:44 (eight years ago) link
is the colin baker cheese thing some kind of meme? he seems to tweet about cheese quite a lot?
https://twitter.com/sawboneshex/status/630798391795130368
https://twitter.com/sawboneshex/status/721596816102449152
― soref, Saturday, 21 May 2016 18:55 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13263723_981570918579307_6617925376217363368_n.jpg?oh=84a2a29127fdf19a1a5b767d2c764fb9&oe=57D9A6D3
really tempted to make version of this with grieving parents of jihadists but am not sure it will be universally popular
― Noodle Vague, Sunday, 22 May 2016 11:30 (eight years ago) link
RIP dead war guy
― a defense for Euro-Blackface (Bananaman Begins), Sunday, 22 May 2016 11:33 (eight years ago) link
these are my awards from army
― #amazing #babies #touching (harbl), Sunday, 22 May 2016 11:36 (eight years ago) link
He's alive! He's right there! Am I the only one who can see him? Is he a ghost?
― how's life, Sunday, 22 May 2016 11:37 (eight years ago) link
no it says "their son" so that must be dad cosplaying his lad as a kind of moving tribute
― Noodle Vague, Sunday, 22 May 2016 11:38 (eight years ago) link
xp think he's the gardener
― a defense for Euro-Blackface (Bananaman Begins), Sunday, 22 May 2016 12:07 (eight years ago) link
their son is 5 and he went to war
― #amazing #babies #touching (harbl), Sunday, 22 May 2016 12:18 (eight years ago) link
when Johnny comes tricycling home again
― Neanderthal, Sunday, 22 May 2016 13:59 (eight years ago) link
1 share = 10 prayers now? Fucking inflation
― Evan, Sunday, 22 May 2016 14:06 (eight years ago) link
the prayers are also 25% less effective than prayers in 2002 according to UNICEF
― Neanderthal, Sunday, 22 May 2016 14:12 (eight years ago) link
Our thoughts and shares go out to them
― jmm, Sunday, 22 May 2016 14:16 (eight years ago) link
confirmation that an internet share is more effective than prayer
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Sunday, 22 May 2016 14:35 (eight years ago) link
1 like = Allahu Akbar 1 share = 72 virgins
― a 47-year-old chainsaw artist from South Carolina (Phil D.), Sunday, 22 May 2016 14:47 (eight years ago) link
You can not petition the Lord with shares!
― nickn, Sunday, 22 May 2016 18:19 (eight years ago) link
"Your penance is 30 Our Father's and 100 Hail Mary's."
"Hmmm. How many Likes does that translate to, Father?"
― pplains, Sunday, 22 May 2016 18:44 (eight years ago) link
kids these days have it so easy. back in my day chain letters used to require typing out ten copies and then affixing a postage stamp to each one. now that took real commitment.
― a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Sunday, 22 May 2016 18:52 (eight years ago) link
1 deactivate account = 1 self-flagellation
― jmm, Sunday, 22 May 2016 18:56 (eight years ago) link
https://www.facebook.com/ClashDaily/photos/a.229456700504449.51029.228702593913193/981772771939501/?type=3&theater
idgi
― wizzz! (amateurist), Sunday, 22 May 2016 20:57 (eight years ago) link
please no flirting
https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13245309_10154082979865638_7507404918566518338_n.jpg?oh=b5fb2c663869cf0e849d530b95ffb9ef&oe=57D387E2
― (main prostitute from Game Of Thrones) (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 24 May 2016 10:05 (eight years ago) link
victorious marriages
― a defense for Euro-Blackface (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 24 May 2016 10:45 (eight years ago) link
married? what is this 'married'? please explain again
― TARANTINO! (dog latin), Tuesday, 24 May 2016 10:51 (eight years ago) link
guess if things don't work out it becomes a loser marriage lol
― a defense for Euro-Blackface (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 24 May 2016 10:56 (eight years ago) link
His marriage is roughly the color of an old jizz sock.
― how's life, Tuesday, 24 May 2016 11:15 (eight years ago) link
same
― (main prostitute from Game Of Thrones) (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 24 May 2016 11:28 (eight years ago) link
"If you would like to flirt, my tinder account is at –"
― pplains, Tuesday, 24 May 2016 13:49 (eight years ago) link
-and we will remain SOCIAL MEDIA friends.
― ulysses, Tuesday, 24 May 2016 13:54 (eight years ago) link
Finally, an image bulletin to get all these WOMEN to quit flocking ME. I keep telling them "HI. I am married."
― Evan, Tuesday, 24 May 2016 14:17 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13266124_10153833552697880_5986860558354608947_n.jpg?oh=67e1dec053bf78562896c386ed2f331f&oe=57E7A2F2
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Saturday, 28 May 2016 17:11 (eight years ago) link
be an important person's mother
― qualx, Saturday, 28 May 2016 22:33 (eight years ago) link
who attempts to murder a black man in front of his family
― 🐸a hairy howling toad torments a man whose wife is deathly ill (James Morrison), Sunday, 29 May 2016 08:45 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13263781_10153732032267711_6639916590552629510_n.jpg?oh=25d3cc3766ee89d5e254323778d9fd30&oe=57D2C4E2
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Sunday, 29 May 2016 17:28 (eight years ago) link
shakespeare puts the lie to that one pretty easily
― ulysses, Sunday, 29 May 2016 18:20 (eight years ago) link
god, what are the other numbered sayings?
― how's life, Sunday, 29 May 2016 22:32 (eight years ago) link
http://positivists.org/blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/1922-Wittgenstein-Tractatus-field-of-vision.gif
― ogmor, Sunday, 29 May 2016 22:40 (eight years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/yZnPjdW.jpg
― ejemplo (crüt), Monday, 30 May 2016 13:04 (eight years ago) link
what are these whips and chains raps i'm hearing about
― #amazing #babies #touching (harbl), Monday, 30 May 2016 14:28 (eight years ago) link
WHEN RAPPERS RAP
― it's sort of a layered stunt (sheesh), Monday, 30 May 2016 16:02 (eight years ago) link
WHEN RAPPERS RAP ABOUT BRRRBBBRRRBBBRUH GRIM REAPAH
― ulysses, Monday, 30 May 2016 16:29 (eight years ago) link
a rapper rapping about hos and bitches and money
tbh i don't even think it is the same set of ppl in the two photographs and i'm not sure how we can be certain they are even listening to the music the captions suggest at these point
― So you are a hippocrite, face it! (Bananaman Begins), Monday, 30 May 2016 22:17 (eight years ago) link
the bottom one is pretty famously the grammy crowd reaction to kendrick iirc
― balls, Tuesday, 31 May 2016 19:43 (eight years ago) link
He'd have won one if he'd rapped that adam and the ants song then.
― Mark G, Tuesday, 31 May 2016 20:21 (eight years ago) link