Unexpected meldonium effects (side effects) may include an irregular heartbeat, changes in blood pressure, irregular skin conditions, an allergic reaction, the inability to defeat Serena Williams and/or indigestion.
― STOP KILLING ANIMALS, THEY'RE MINT (DJP), Wednesday, 8 June 2016 16:03 (eight years ago) link
the original prescribing doctor having her on 30 supplements/medications as a like 18-19 yr old seems insane
― johnny crunch, Wednesday, 8 June 2016 16:13 (eight years ago) link
upping her dosage before "special matches" is eyebrow-raising
― the hallouminati (lex pretend), Wednesday, 8 June 2016 16:20 (eight years ago) link
Federer struggling against Taylor Fritz on his comeback in Stuttgart. Mostly I'm just hoping I don't see "ret." appear in the live scores app.
― Michael Jones, Thursday, 9 June 2016 11:57 (eight years ago) link
I saw the last half of that, it's not as bad as it looks - typical servebotty grass scoreline and Fritz is very good. Federer made more errors when he was being straightforwardly aggressive from the baseline but tied Fritz up in knots a ton.
― the hallouminati (lex pretend), Thursday, 9 June 2016 14:39 (eight years ago) link
Ah, I'd forgotten that he'd reached the Memphis final. Yeah, he's going to be good (= Dimitrov-good or Thiem-good, it remains to be seen).
Has Fed entered Halle too?
― Michael Jones, Thursday, 9 June 2016 14:44 (eight years ago) link
I assume so...
I rate Thiem higher than Dimitrov but he definitely hasn't proven he's going to be better yet. Fritz's career trajectory has been more meteoric than either, he was outside the top 1000 this time last year. I'm not really a fan of his game, albeit it's a new spin on the typical US serve-plus-FH style in that he has a huge BH as well. He'll be a new Raonic at the very least but I'd guess much more.
― the hallouminati (lex pretend), Thursday, 9 June 2016 15:00 (eight years ago) link
quality drama from the bottom rung of pro tennis
https://twitter.com/juki_tennis/status/743807776959324161
― the hallouminati (lex pretend), Friday, 17 June 2016 14:32 (eight years ago) link
mayer!
― johnny crunch, Sunday, 19 June 2016 15:07 (eight years ago) link
so happy for him, what a great player to watch. made zverev look pedestrian
― groovemaaan, Sunday, 19 June 2016 15:27 (eight years ago) link
watching don young v stevie johnson @ newport, odd to see 2 strict baseliners play here
dy changed racquets, lost a return game at love and immed changed back lol
― johnny crunch, Friday, 15 July 2016 17:54 (eight years ago) link
vika's preggers!
― cerealbar, Friday, 15 July 2016 18:51 (eight years ago) link
Whoever delivers the baby knows what they're in for, I suppose.
― oh, boy, .GIF! That's where I'm a Viking! (edwardo), Saturday, 16 July 2016 01:35 (eight years ago) link
fed, nadal & murray all out of rogers cup :(
― johnny crunch, Wednesday, 20 July 2016 12:48 (eight years ago) link
karlovic is not as boring as your standard servebot to watch rn imohis volleys are so good and if he gets clean forehands they are also so monstrous its insane
― johnny crunch, Saturday, 23 July 2016 18:48 (eight years ago) link
ivo hasnt been broken in 60 straight service games
― johnny crunch, Saturday, 23 July 2016 19:33 (eight years ago) link
he's retweeting E40 and Snoop about police brutalities
also, isn't it cool that he's playing one of his best seasons at 37! :-)
― Ludo, Saturday, 23 July 2016 19:51 (eight years ago) link
agree i like him
― johnny crunch, Saturday, 23 July 2016 20:00 (eight years ago) link
shapovalovs game looks p good
― johnny crunch, Monday, 25 July 2016 23:42 (eight years ago) link
granted kyrgios is fucking around somewhat and the 17 yr old looks to be giving max effort
― johnny crunch, Monday, 25 July 2016 23:43 (eight years ago) link
will be a great w for the kid, shameful loss for nick
― johnny crunch, Tuesday, 26 July 2016 00:45 (eight years ago) link
he looks kinda like a hockey player, will be adored in canada
could def beat dimitrov nxt rd
― johnny crunch, Tuesday, 26 July 2016 00:52 (eight years ago) link
cackled out loud when I saw the Shapovalov result. I've seen bits of his junior matches and was def impressed then.
Azarenka news really was a bombshell. does she think she can pull a Clijsters?
― lex pretend, Tuesday, 26 July 2016 13:21 (eight years ago) link
wow novak is playing doubles today, prob prep for rio I guess
― johnny crunch, Tuesday, 26 July 2016 15:59 (eight years ago) link
lol that they bumped novak in singles from Wednesday night to Wednesday day to play shapovalov wed night
― johnny crunch, Tuesday, 26 July 2016 17:33 (eight years ago) link
so fed out for the year :(
― johnny crunch, Wednesday, 27 July 2016 12:11 (eight years ago) link
im hitting up rogers cup tmorrow, hyped for sock v stan
― johnny crunch, Thursday, 28 July 2016 03:48 (eight years ago) link
Nicole Gibbs dragging Vandeweghe for her Trump support on Twitter, lol.
Monfils/Goffin was an extremely fun match, Kasatkina/Vinci was good too.
― lex pretend, Thursday, 28 July 2016 21:01 (eight years ago) link
^I was in attendance for monfils/goffin; monfils was serving p amazingly; gael kept tying his shoe during the match, and after a while a spectator yelled "DOUBLE KNOT" lol
― johnny crunch, Monday, 1 August 2016 14:47 (eight years ago) link
novak/delpo rd 1 @ rio!
― johnny crunch, Thursday, 4 August 2016 14:31 (eight years ago) link
https://twitter.com/i_am_peterpan_/status/761406101883613184
― Don't boo, vote (DJP), Friday, 5 August 2016 17:35 (eight years ago) link
lmao dy losing in straights to opelka
― johnny crunch, Friday, 5 August 2016 23:32 (eight years ago) link
1st ever mens olympic double bagel millman over berankis
― johnny crunch, Saturday, 6 August 2016 15:11 (eight years ago) link
sock is now down a set and a break to taro daniel
― johnny crunch, Saturday, 6 August 2016 17:17 (eight years ago) link
lmao sock said he has walking pneumonia
― johnny crunch, Saturday, 6 August 2016 17:55 (eight years ago) link
flipkens/venus is a p entertaining watch rn
― johnny crunch, Saturday, 6 August 2016 23:02 (eight years ago) link
this match is good
― johnny crunch, Sunday, 7 August 2016 00:05 (eight years ago) link
flipkins has gotten lucky in a few big spots but still props as shes playing as well as ive ever seen her also
― johnny crunch, Sunday, 7 August 2016 00:23 (eight years ago) link
venus is really tired
kirsten missed two straight reg rally ball forehands 2 ft long or shed have this break already
― johnny crunch, Sunday, 7 August 2016 00:27 (eight years ago) link
lol flipkens immed gives the break back at love to the surprise of absolutely no one
― johnny crunch, Sunday, 7 August 2016 00:33 (eight years ago) link
id be fine w the winner of this just getting the gold btw
― johnny crunch, Sunday, 7 August 2016 00:46 (eight years ago) link
this is like a 3 hr match
― johnny crunch, Sunday, 7 August 2016 00:49 (eight years ago) link
venus mishit a serve as badly as ive ever seen anyone
― johnny crunch, Sunday, 7 August 2016 00:51 (eight years ago) link
flipkens!
― johnny crunch, Sunday, 7 August 2016 01:06 (eight years ago) link
lol @ day 2 so far
haboob hits area, delaying all outer courts
delpo trapped in elevator
dustin brown badly rolls his ankle & has to retire up a set on belucci
― johnny crunch, Sunday, 7 August 2016 15:22 (eight years ago) link
venus is struggling
― johnny crunch, Sunday, 7 August 2016 22:56 (eight years ago) link
delpo playing great
― johnny crunch, Monday, 8 August 2016 00:39 (eight years ago) link
delpos forehand is just godly
― johnny crunch, Monday, 8 August 2016 01:30 (eight years ago) link
novak has to construct pts or hope for an error, amazingly doesnt have a weapon here to hurt delpo
― johnny crunch, Monday, 8 August 2016 01:36 (eight years ago) link
this match is like watching if there was an alternate history where delpo was healthy and rampaging the last ~3 yrs
― johnny crunch, Monday, 8 August 2016 01:50 (eight years ago) link