how hard did tyldsley have to work to create the voice he has? he sounds like he's got the back of his throat clenched as tightly as possible.
― Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Monday, 27 June 2016 20:03 (eight years ago) link
"He's made amends with that save there"
Errrrrrrrr, nah.
― They could have been Stackridge. (Tom D.), Monday, 27 June 2016 20:12 (eight years ago) link
Hodgson set to be the third manager in three years to lose his job thanks to blind loyalty to Wayne Rooney
seriously, what does he have on these people?
― Number None, Monday, 27 June 2016 20:13 (eight years ago) link
Front
― EU don't negotiate with errorists (darraghmac), Monday, 27 June 2016 20:14 (eight years ago) link
International Front
Sterling probably the worst player i remember in an England shirt
― Windsor Davies, Monday, 27 June 2016 20:16 (eight years ago) link
rooney to centre mid and his own petulant justifications of it are some of the most wild falsehoods in football for years. like "rooney must play because he's rooney, so if rooney is no longer rooney due to losing his ability, then we must change what rooney is so rooney still plays"
― Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Monday, 27 June 2016 20:16 (eight years ago) link
it's bizarre
surely Mourinho doesn't fall for it though
― Number None, Monday, 27 June 2016 20:20 (eight years ago) link
Rooney must come off, he's dreadful here
― Drop soap, not bombs (Ste), Monday, 27 June 2016 20:20 (eight years ago) link
Thats a real immobile cock vs irresistable force
― EU don't negotiate with errorists (darraghmac), Monday, 27 June 2016 20:21 (eight years ago) link
how many times have england hit a pass to one of the full backs that's too long and goes out over the line? endless.
― Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Monday, 27 June 2016 20:22 (eight years ago) link
good on that ref for deciding that Rooney on the ball 30 yards out is no kind of advantage at all
― Windsor Davies, Monday, 27 June 2016 20:22 (eight years ago) link
lol
― Drop soap, not bombs (Ste), Monday, 27 June 2016 20:23 (eight years ago) link
Horribly, I still expect England to win this.
― They could have been Stackridge. (Tom D.), Monday, 27 June 2016 20:23 (eight years ago) link
Laughably bad free kick from Kane
― Lionel Richie the Wardrobe (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Monday, 27 June 2016 20:23 (eight years ago) link
felt no cognitive dissonance in laughing at Kane's hopelessness there
― reader, if you love him so much why don't you marry him? (DJ Mencap), Monday, 27 June 2016 20:25 (eight years ago) link
transition from complacency of "ok what day are we playing France in the QF" to tetchiness of "ok this isn't going quite how we'd planned" to "DON'T PANIC CAPTAIN MAINWARING WE MIGHT GET A GOAL HERE IF WE'RE LUCKY" is reminding me of something tho i can't think what
― Windsor Davies, Monday, 27 June 2016 20:25 (eight years ago) link
odds on Vardy getting a single touch before the final whistle?
― Number None, Monday, 27 June 2016 20:25 (eight years ago) link
Roonaaay, Roonaaay
― Windsor Davies, Monday, 27 June 2016 20:26 (eight years ago) link
england get the ball
iceland taketh it away
― F♯ A♯ (∞), Monday, 27 June 2016 20:26 (eight years ago) link
why are england so sluggish? they look completely jaded.
― Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Monday, 27 June 2016 20:27 (eight years ago) link
Cant possibly see Iceland holding on, but Ingerland are dire
― Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 27 June 2016 20:27 (eight years ago) link
And scoring? On the cards I'd say.
― They could have been Stackridge. (Tom D.), Monday, 27 June 2016 20:27 (eight years ago) link
"its not working out for Rooney at this moment in time"
― xyzzzz__, Monday, 27 June 2016 20:28 (eight years ago) link
iceland give the ball
― F♯ A♯ (∞), Monday, 27 June 2016 20:28 (eight years ago) link
That was a pen obv btw
Im laughing like wario at rooney
― EU don't negotiate with errorists (darraghmac), Monday, 27 June 2016 20:28 (eight years ago) link
bad touch
― Number None, Monday, 27 June 2016 20:28 (eight years ago) link
the hell is rooney doin out there
― k3vin k., Monday, 27 June 2016 20:29 (eight years ago) link
straight up cackling aloud at rooney
― imago, Monday, 27 June 2016 20:29 (eight years ago) link
I can definitely see them holding on. England aren't doing anything threatening. It's looking more and more like the end of the game against Slovakia.
― Lionel Richie the Wardrobe (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Monday, 27 June 2016 20:29 (eight years ago) link
rooney has been struck on the head by thor
― F♯ A♯ (∞), Monday, 27 June 2016 20:30 (eight years ago) link
can't blame our Wayne tbf, he has never pretended to be anything other than what he is. not his fault the England manager is a coward
― Windsor Davies, Monday, 27 June 2016 20:30 (eight years ago) link
This is the pits from England.
― They could have been Stackridge. (Tom D.), Monday, 27 June 2016 20:30 (eight years ago) link
Rooney gonna win an oscar for true grit yet
― EU don't negotiate with errorists (darraghmac), Monday, 27 June 2016 20:30 (eight years ago) link
that was England fans booing their own team just then right
― reader, if you love him so much why don't you marry him? (DJ Mencap), Monday, 27 June 2016 20:31 (eight years ago) link
What's Vardy's position even supposed to be? Organisation gone completely.
― Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 27 June 2016 20:32 (eight years ago) link
nah there are a bunch of iceland fans at that end of the field
― k3vin k., Monday, 27 June 2016 20:32 (eight years ago) link
Iceland looking the more likely to score
― Lionel Richie the Wardrobe (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Monday, 27 June 2016 20:33 (eight years ago) link
i still think england will get a scrappy goal as they did against wales
xpost rooney has given loads of bullish interviews about being a centre midfielder and how he wants to do it and it suits him etc etc.
― Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Monday, 27 June 2016 20:33 (eight years ago) link
Wayne Rooney the tactical genius
― EU don't negotiate with errorists (darraghmac), Monday, 27 June 2016 20:34 (eight years ago) link
odin's chant iirc
xxxp
― F♯ A♯ (∞), Monday, 27 June 2016 20:34 (eight years ago) link
sure sure i get that, i only meant that it isn't Rooney's fault if managers keep picking him in spite of his glaring deficiencies, all he can do is go out there and trundle along as best he can. i'm sure he can't help being shit at football. the responsibility for this lies with Hodgson
― Windsor Davies, Monday, 27 June 2016 20:35 (eight years ago) link
Rooney Kane swapping avb passes in midfield at 2 1 down to iceland this is the longest cumshot ive ever seen
― EU don't negotiate with errorists (darraghmac), Monday, 27 June 2016 20:35 (eight years ago) link
Birkir Bjarnason = Sleipnir
― willem, Monday, 27 June 2016 20:36 (eight years ago) link
"the performances in the group games here were so much better than this one"
were they clive? were they really? two draws and a scraped win against a wales side that did barely a thing.
― Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Monday, 27 June 2016 20:37 (eight years ago) link
Rooneys malevolent political momentum has pressured every manager of his latterday career and he is no team servant much less leader. Everybody knows what would happen the manager dropping him.
― EU don't negotiate with errorists (darraghmac), Monday, 27 June 2016 20:37 (eight years ago) link
two boys joined at the bollocks
― F♯ A♯ (∞), Monday, 27 June 2016 20:39 (eight years ago) link
this story is gonna be great in 2026 on the UK Lulz channel's England's Greatest Fuck-Ups.
― taking straight talking honest politics a little too literally (Noodle Vague), Monday, 27 June 2016 20:39 (eight years ago) link
xxp well everybody knows what'll happen to the manager who blindly keeps picking him at this point too
― Windsor Davies, Monday, 27 June 2016 20:39 (eight years ago) link
Hodgson bottling the Rashford sub big time
― Number None, Monday, 27 June 2016 20:39 (eight years ago) link