im not really fond of a lot of her sort of humour but commenting on a woman's attractiveness and following that up with wishing them physical harm is p much never ok.
― ♫ Corbyn's on fire / PLP is terrified ♫ (jim in glasgow), Thursday, 7 July 2016 18:36 (seven years ago) link
whereas commenting on a woman's actuarial skills and following that up with wishing them physical harm is ok 48% of the time
― volumetric god rays (DJP), Thursday, 7 July 2016 18:41 (seven years ago) link
Is there an app for negotiating the situation-dependent moral calculus of wishing a woman physical harm?
― some anal dread (Old Lunch), Thursday, 7 July 2016 18:43 (seven years ago) link
Instagram
― volumetric god rays (DJP), Thursday, 7 July 2016 18:44 (seven years ago) link
Dear Miss Manners...
― some anal dread (Old Lunch), Thursday, 7 July 2016 18:44 (seven years ago) link
xposts. I wanted Thatcher to die and that's about it as far as wishing harm on a woman as I go but it's quite a different context than "I want this kind of hot comedian woman to die".
― ♫ Corbyn's on fire / PLP is terrified ♫ (jim in glasgow), Thursday, 7 July 2016 18:46 (seven years ago) link
ok lol
― Οὖτις, Thursday, 7 July 2016 18:47 (seven years ago) link
Is there an app for negotiating the situation-dependent moral calculus of wishing a woman physical harm?― some anal dread (Old Lunch), Thursday, July 7, 2016 2:43 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark
― some anal dread (Old Lunch), Thursday, July 7, 2016 2:43 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark
There actually is! It's on the Google Play store (and maybe the iTunes store?) under the name Hip Hop Air Horn.
How it works:1) Open the app2) Locate the big red button3) Say loudly and clearly into the microphone the name of the woman you wish physical harm on.4) Say why. Avoid using anything beyond a simple subject-verb-predicate, keep it in the present tense. The language processing isn't there yet.5) Press the big red button.6) If it goes "MERRRRRRRRRRR", you are in the wrong.7) If it doesn't make the sound, turn up your volume and try again.8) Fuck off.
― a simba man (Will M.), Thursday, 7 July 2016 18:47 (seven years ago) link
*pushes hotness slider to the right*
― socka flocka-jones (man alive), Thursday, 7 July 2016 18:54 (seven years ago) link
― volumetric god rays (DJP), Thursday, 7 July 2016 18:41 (40 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Ah man god bless you djp
― poor fiddy-less albion (darraghmac), Thursday, 7 July 2016 19:22 (seven years ago) link
― volumetric god rays (DJP)
does anybody have any opinions on sarah silverman's actuarial skills? or does that just immediately turn into anti-semitism?
― the event dynamics of power asynchrony (rushomancy), Thursday, 7 July 2016 19:25 (seven years ago) link
she's a shitty actuary. nearly tanked my fortune 500 company single handedly.
― Treeship, Thursday, 7 July 2016 19:49 (seven years ago) link
I think the "hot or not" came from the original thread title, which...??...wtf is that about
― Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Thursday, 7 July 2016 19:53 (seven years ago) link
different era of ilx
― Treeship, Thursday, 7 July 2016 19:54 (seven years ago) link
and of america
we're so much better now, phew.
― wizzz! (amateurist), Thursday, 7 July 2016 19:59 (seven years ago) link
that Cub and his 13-year slowburners!
― Pat Umunna Glass (DJ Mencap), Thursday, 7 July 2016 20:18 (seven years ago) link
jesus. i only bothered to comment on her apparent hotness as that was in the thread title. i dont actually want her to die, or suffer, i just dont care for her. i didnt realise that people were so precious about what i see as simply a kind of gallows humour. im sure she wouldnt mind, yknow, cos shes just so cool and EDGY and everything. you are acting like im DMing her on twitter with vicious messages explaining in nasty detail how im going to dismember her or something. regardless, i am sure she will be fine, and you white knights will all get to enjoy her fabulously clever and cutting jokes for many years to come.
― StillAdvance, Friday, 8 July 2016 09:45 (seven years ago) link
Edgy! Love it.
― poor fiddy-less albion (darraghmac), Friday, 8 July 2016 09:56 (seven years ago) link
What's the opposite of edgy?
― Mark G, Friday, 8 July 2016 10:18 (seven years ago) link
me wrapped up in a crocheted woollen blanket peering through my reading glasses for the fp button and then jabbing it.
― estela, Friday, 8 July 2016 11:06 (seven years ago) link
^knitwit
― poor fiddy-less albion (darraghmac), Friday, 8 July 2016 11:09 (seven years ago) link
not really very ahem white knight-like unless SS actually *is* reading this thread?
― Pat Umunna Glass (DJ Mencap), Friday, 8 July 2016 11:13 (seven years ago) link
The ss read ÷everything÷
― poor fiddy-less albion (darraghmac), Friday, 8 July 2016 11:13 (seven years ago) link
"What's the opposite of edgy?"
Michael McIntyre
"not really very ahem white knight-like unless SS actually *is* reading this thread?"
im sure many are hoping this to be true
― StillAdvance, Friday, 8 July 2016 11:16 (seven years ago) link
'hey guys i was just responding to news of sarah silverman's near-death with my assessment of her fuckability and a shrug over her continued existence on this planet you're all a bunch of whiny sjws' *adjusts fedora, flounces out*
― brexit through the rift shock (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 8 July 2016 11:18 (seven years ago) link
it's true, there is no reason to be anything other than hateful to celebs on the Internet unless you're secretly hoping they read it and fall in love with you and whisk you away to a magical dream life in their Hollywood mansion where you might get to hang out with nick kroll
― brexit through the rift shock (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 8 July 2016 11:22 (seven years ago) link
OTM
― StillAdvance, Friday, 8 July 2016 11:29 (seven years ago) link
you are very bad at ilx
― brexit through the rift shock (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 8 July 2016 11:31 (seven years ago) link
http://cache2casino3.ladbrokes.com/library/News/4th%20-%2021%20Tips%20on%20How%20to%20play%20BlackJack.jpg
― and the Gove maths out Raab (Noodle Vague), Friday, 8 July 2016 11:33 (seven years ago) link
StillAdvance, can u give me the date and location of your next pua seminar, I want to learn to stop being such a libtard cuck, thx bro
― some anal dread (Old Lunch), Friday, 8 July 2016 12:25 (seven years ago) link
Jesus Christ SA I've enjoyed kickin it w u on prince threads but u just used the term 'white knight' ffs
― scarcity festival (Jon not Jon), Friday, 8 July 2016 13:02 (seven years ago) link
I am Sarah Silverman and I am reading this thread
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Friday, 8 July 2016 19:26 (seven years ago) link
well-met milady
― O, Barack: flaws (wins), Friday, 8 July 2016 19:30 (seven years ago) link
get lost, beta, I'm going with StillAdvance
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Friday, 8 July 2016 19:35 (seven years ago) link
friendzoned again :-(
― O, Barack: flaws (wins), Friday, 8 July 2016 19:39 (seven years ago) link
― O, Barack: flaws (wins), Friday, July 8, 2016 2:30 PM (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
I think you mean 'well, actually-met'.
― Waking Up Is For Suckers (Old Lunch), Friday, 8 July 2016 19:43 (seven years ago) link
http://i142.photobucket.com/albums/r104/Krantzstone/studman69_zps78e714dd.jpg
― brexit through the rift shock (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 8 July 2016 20:05 (seven years ago) link
when did this site become reddit
― Treeship, Friday, 8 July 2016 20:13 (seven years ago) link
hey mate, that never happened just keep calm and ilx on
― a simba man (Will M.), Friday, 8 July 2016 21:05 (seven years ago) link
literally subreddit
― skateboard of education (rip van wanko), Friday, 8 July 2016 21:08 (seven years ago) link
― Treeship
so sick of people confusing sarah silverman and andrea leadsom
― the event dynamics of power asynchrony (rushomancy), Friday, 8 July 2016 21:10 (seven years ago) link
― skateboard of education (rip van wanko)
downvoted
i'm not sure if it's more flattering to consider stilladvance a troll or to think that he's actually that much of an idiot
― wizzz! (amateurist), Friday, 8 July 2016 21:12 (seven years ago) link
thread makes me think a 'DJP' feature would be more useful than the 'FP' feature. hitting the DJP button would replace a posters posts with random selections from a pool of DJP posts.
guy: *garbage*me: DJP'd ya, guy, sorry!guy: *something pleasant about sex sounding like mac'n'cheese or the like*
― Salsa Golf (Argentinean Ketchup) (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 8 July 2016 21:15 (seven years ago) link
― wizzz! (amateurist)
everybody is an idiot sometimes. now, the fact that he still doesn't realize he was being an idiot is slightly more disturbing, but far from rare.
― the event dynamics of power asynchrony (rushomancy), Friday, 8 July 2016 21:16 (seven years ago) link
― StillAdvance, Friday, 8 July 2016 09:45 (11 hours ago) Permalink
gallows humor is when you're the one dying, moron
― socka flocka-jones (man alive), Friday, 8 July 2016 21:17 (seven years ago) link
like when Jesus said "Eli, Eli, lama sabachthani" on the cross, which translates roughly to "hey, hey, I'd fuck me"
― Salsa Golf (Argentinean Ketchup) (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 8 July 2016 21:19 (seven years ago) link
lol
― Οὖτις, Friday, 8 July 2016 22:00 (seven years ago) link
no genius
― The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 26 July 2016 05:13 (seven years ago) link