Curb Your Authoritarianism? The 2016 Conventional Wisdom Thread (Elections, Part 6)

We're not taking away your porno. We're replacing it with much, much better porno. The best porno. Porno that's better than any porno you've ever seen. We'll make porno great again!

Yeah as a bleached asshole there's no way Trump is going to be anti-porno

We're gonna be porning so much you're gonna get sick of porno.

shut down Miss Universe

This is not a good time to come up with new porno movie ideas crut

GOP platform: "porn is a public health crisis! porn is bad!"

GOP presidential nominee: http://hop.media/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/trump-playboy.jpg

trump rocking an early prototype of the dreamworks face there

http://static.giantbomb.com/uploads/original/11/118820/2792340-1237776994-tumbl.jpg

Koch not supporting Chump: https://www.yahoo.com/news/conservative-power-broker-no-trump-222735916.html

fuckin RINOs

Delegates to the convention, for example, will not be able to take their guns onto the convention floor.

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/240462265680289792

very Presidential

http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/bernie-sanders-endorses-hillary-clinton-president/story?id=40515378

twitter account clearly out of trump's tiny hands at the moment. they've got the syntax but not the batshit.

"Unattractive both inside and out"--looks at the whole woman, not hung up on physical beauty.

"He made a good decision"--very pro-LGBT.

He's reaching out, you just have to carefully parse what he says.

It is both sexist and homophobic to criticize that tweet. And also sad, of course.

that tweet is pre-Sad! afaict

it's also from 4 years ago

that's what i meant

anyway are people really so unenthused by Bernie Sanders finally endorsing Hillary that we're going to talk about this Trump tweet from the last election cycle

in fairness, I posted before the Sanders news broke

Is anyone legitimately surprised by the Bernie endorsement?

The American people are sick and tired of hearing about your damn endorsement!

Is anyone legitimately surprised by the Bernie endorsement?

― Night Jorts (Old Lunch), Tuesday, July 12, 2016 12:16 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

reddit/facebook culty berniebros

not surprised but relieved that it's finally happened

So sick of seeing paintings of Bernie smiling triumphantly with his fists in the air with an evil Hillary grimace in the background in every hippie leaning town around here.

My Berniebro friend just posted "Well, looks like Jill Stein" on FB, like he was really holding out for some Bernie surprise. xp

they're called Jilljocks now

fucking lames

why won't they get behind a "powerful woman" like HRC?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0bZQ3QLW4M

http://www.newyorker.com/news/john-cassidy/bernie-sanderss-philosophical-victory?mbid=social_twitter

cassidy on how bernie's delaying tactics appeared to have paid off

not surprised but relieved that it's finally happened

^ yeah, not much more to say

they're called Jilljocks now

...or Gary's Johnsons

@timkmak
Republicans debating whether to refer to "unborn" or "preborn" child -- one delegate says "unborn" is shorter for twitter purposes

u_u

"kid2b" is even shorter

nigel farage is attending the GOP convention

*makes jerkoff motion so large i dislocate both shoulders*

also newt gingrich and fox have mutually suspended his contract as a commentator so you know RUMORMONGERING

please pick newt

Frog & Toad hit the Road to campaign

i might cry if it's not newt

pence is an amazing piece of crap.

No. He's a predictable piece of crap.

trump needs a vp candidate who has "rich" in his name, not mere pence

trump seems to be giving another nonsensical speech tonight

why doesn't some video person do a mashup of trump word salad with palin word salad b/c they are pretty much the same thing

https://vine.co/v/i3YZKEVAmUY

That vine will haunt my dreams; curse you daria-g

i'm sorry try this one

https://vine.co/v/57WBZAmLAqD

the look on michelle obama's face!

kl;asdfkllkadsf

omg

https://vine.co/v/inMHuhU9A0Q