well, fuck, I set the date for a year from now instead of next week. thanks red wine, you are the best
― The bald Phil Collins impersonator cash grab (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Sunday, 17 July 2016 21:39 (seven years ago) link
is Hinckenlooper going to go by "Hinckie" or something
― best beloved trumppence (crüt), Sunday, 17 July 2016 21:48 (seven years ago) link
'hinckley' has a nice ring to it
― report your crimes to my burning ghost cock (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 17 July 2016 21:55 (seven years ago) link
It's hickenlooper not hinkenlooper btw
― yolo mostly (sleepingbag), Sunday, 17 July 2016 21:58 (seven years ago) link
booker seems like the easiest to cross off
― k3vin k., Sunday, 17 July 2016 22:09 (seven years ago) link
can't say this has me at the edge of my seat tho tbh
i'd be surprised if she picked Booker or Warren, potentially throwing the senate to GOP control. Also I sincerely believe that Warren will do a greater public service as a senator for the next 14 years than as VP for the next 4-8, so my hope is that Clinton doesn't pick her.
― intheblanks, Sunday, 17 July 2016 23:41 (seven years ago) link
i want her to pick warren bc i think she has more appeal than the other candidates and could help HC beat trump
― Treeship, Sunday, 17 July 2016 23:47 (seven years ago) link
i dont see warren swaying anyone who would be voting for trump unless i'm completely misreading the appeal of one or the other
― ciderpress, Sunday, 17 July 2016 23:50 (seven years ago) link
it's not about that. it's about getting people to actually show up to vote.
― Treeship, Sunday, 17 July 2016 23:51 (seven years ago) link
yeah i get that, i'm just skeptical about how big the effect size is there
― ciderpress, Sunday, 17 July 2016 23:52 (seven years ago) link
if Kaine is considered the 'safe pick' then that's probably what we'll see since this is already hillary's election to lose
― ciderpress, Sunday, 17 July 2016 23:57 (seven years ago) link
hinckenlooper's absurd, dickensian name certainly isn't working in his favor
― Treeship, Monday, 18 July 2016 00:27 (seven years ago) link
could be worse, it could be vilsack
― intheblanks, Monday, 18 July 2016 00:28 (seven years ago) link
i just mean name-wise, i know next to nothing about either of those guys
― intheblanks, Monday, 18 July 2016 00:29 (seven years ago) link
I could see Gavin Newsome, maybe?
― BlackIronPrison, Monday, 18 July 2016 00:36 (seven years ago) link
joanna newsom would be better
― Treeship, Monday, 18 July 2016 00:39 (seven years ago) link
Kissinger
― helpless before THRILLARY (Dr Morbius), Monday, 18 July 2016 00:57 (seven years ago) link
Voted Morbz
― Οὖτις, Monday, 18 July 2016 01:15 (seven years ago) link
Juanita Broaddrick
― Blowout Coombes (President Keyes), Monday, 18 July 2016 02:08 (seven years ago) link
Kanye
― Οὖτις, Monday, 18 July 2016 02:09 (seven years ago) link
it's gonna be vilsack
― Mordy, Monday, 18 July 2016 03:28 (seven years ago) link
al franken
― lettered and hapful (symsymsym), Monday, 18 July 2016 03:33 (seven years ago) link
Betting long on Al Franken.
― Elvis Telecom, Monday, 18 July 2016 04:16 (seven years ago) link
Mitt Romney. (Now imagine if.)
― Ned Raggett, Monday, 18 July 2016 04:28 (seven years ago) link
Harambe
― salthigh, Monday, 18 July 2016 04:35 (seven years ago) link
Four More Bidens
― Any Given User (Eazy), Monday, 18 July 2016 04:39 (seven years ago) link
It's Gotta Be Cheney!
http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7296/1363/400/cheney%20smilingaa.jpg
It's Cheney Time!
― qualx, Monday, 18 July 2016 06:04 (seven years ago) link
Hickenlooper is a great name for an upper-Midwestern pro-wrestling, like Nick Bockwinkel:
http://img.bleacherreport.net/img/images/photos/003/545/900/0d8377ca29e26e0789a2af19ab0ff4c7_crop_north.jpg?w=630&h=420&q=75
― Sentient animated cat gif (kingfish), Monday, 18 July 2016 06:08 (seven years ago) link
what about the guy who's literal last name is "hickenbottom"
http://www.profightdb.com/img/wrestlers/thumbs-600/5c0319a593hbk.jpg
― qualx, Monday, 18 July 2016 06:11 (seven years ago) link
Oprah?
― Futuristic Bow Wow (thewufs), Monday, 18 July 2016 06:17 (seven years ago) link
she should tempt fate and pick gwyneth paltrow
― Treeship, Monday, 18 July 2016 06:23 (seven years ago) link
retired general (to shore up the base)
― helpless before THRILLARY (Dr Morbius), Monday, 18 July 2016 12:55 (seven years ago) link
we're talking about hickenlooper when there's a guy here named vile sack
― Best Beloved Trumppence (contenderizer), Monday, 18 July 2016 12:59 (seven years ago) link
Lickenpooper
― de l'asshole (flopson), Monday, 18 July 2016 13:05 (seven years ago) link
I voted for JCLC's red wine
― http://porno (DJP), Monday, 18 July 2016 16:05 (seven years ago) link
time for alec baldwin to shine
― report your crimes to my burning ghost cock (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 18 July 2016 16:08 (seven years ago) link
i can get behind this
― Sharia Laws and Lambchop (The Yellow Kid), Monday, 18 July 2016 18:01 (seven years ago) link
Even with all the speculation about Warren a few weeks ago, I'm thinking rn Kaine has the inside track.
― a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Monday, 18 July 2016 18:07 (seven years ago) link
What happened to Sherrod Brown? Wouldn't he be a good choice?
― Iago Galdston, Monday, 18 July 2016 18:16 (seven years ago) link
possibly too principled
― helpless before THRILLARY (Dr Morbius), Monday, 18 July 2016 18:21 (seven years ago) link
James Stavridis
http://www.nytimes.com/2016/07/13/us/politics/james-stavridis-hillary-clinton-vice-president.html?_r=0
― rhymes with month (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 18 July 2016 18:26 (seven years ago) link
ha ha morbs--but he sure jumped out of the gate quickly to endorse her--I was sure it meant he was in the running to provide some progressive bona fides
― Iago Galdston, Monday, 18 July 2016 18:27 (seven years ago) link
Kaine, or someone not on this list
― Lee626, Monday, 18 July 2016 19:23 (seven years ago) link
chris christie
― Treeship, Monday, 18 July 2016 19:25 (seven years ago) link
Is this guy a contender? because he sounds greathttp://www.nytimes.com/2016/05/10/us/politics/as-xavier-becerra-stirs-crowds-hispanic-democrats-see-a-running-mate.html?_r=0
― akm, Monday, 18 July 2016 19:27 (seven years ago) link
it's going to be a white man
― jim in vancouver, Monday, 18 July 2016 19:59 (seven years ago) link
― Iago Galdston, Monday, July 18, 2016 2:16 PM (1 hour ago)
he's a senator in a state with a republican governor!
― k3vin k., Monday, 18 July 2016 20:00 (seven years ago) link
(as are warren and booker)
― k3vin k., Monday, 18 July 2016 20:01 (seven years ago) link
Bill!!!!!
― thrill of transgressin (Eazy), Monday, 18 July 2016 20:02 (seven years ago) link
If I Could Turn Back Tim
― Blowout Coombes (President Keyes), Friday, 22 July 2016 16:20 (seven years ago) link
can't believe Cher is going to be at Alfred's office
― mh, Friday, 22 July 2016 17:28 (seven years ago) link
A+
― esempiu (crüt), Friday, 22 July 2016 17:29 (seven years ago) link
clinton/kane 2016
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/0a/c8/0e/0ac80edc10137ec842ad3515a9705f5a.jpg
― carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Friday, 22 July 2016 17:32 (seven years ago) link
Clinton should pick Cher, who not only has military experiencehttp://1.bp.blogspot.com/-2zMbq7Xriks/UFCWwB46XhI/AAAAAAAACUc/Uxuwy7G3UaQ/s1600/Cher%2BTurn%2BBack%2BTime%2B%25281%2529.JPGBut is also of Native American extractionhttps://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTBEyWNLOIPtR4WDMviUFz6cDXAQREkHC1t6LPUmI5kPzuJIuLHeQ
Take that, Warren!
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 22 July 2016 17:35 (seven years ago) link
http://www.bombedoutpunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/bombed-out-punk-memoir-peter-alan-lloyd-1970s-1980s-punk-new-wave-bands-1980s-liverpool-bands-arthur-kane-new-york-dolls-mormon-david-johansen-reunion-gig-feud-4.jpg
― big rave warrior (rushomancy), Friday, 22 July 2016 17:41 (seven years ago) link
http://www.reactiongifs.us/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/slow_clap_citizen_kane.gif
― thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Friday, 22 July 2016 17:44 (seven years ago) link
voted kaine
― alphonse ginaloa (alomar lines), Monday, 25 July 2016 05:41 (seven years ago) link
I guess we'll find out ilxors' prognostications on this burning issue in about a year.
― a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Monday, 25 July 2016 17:39 (seven years ago) link
show yr work now
goddamn the Pence-Kaine VP debate will be a barnburner
― helpless before THRILLARY (Dr Morbius), Thursday, July 14, 2016
― The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Monday, 25 July 2016 18:25 (seven years ago) link
dough re mi
http://sunlightfoundation.com/blog/2016/08/03/following-the-money-behind-tim-kaine/
― The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 4 August 2016 16:29 (seven years ago) link
John Grisham!
― Οὖτις, Thursday, 4 August 2016 16:31 (seven years ago) link
still voting Hinckenlooper
― The bald Phil Collins impersonator cash grab (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Thursday, 4 August 2016 17:44 (seven years ago) link
strong choice
― Don't boo, vote (DJP), Thursday, 4 August 2016 18:25 (seven years ago) link
be real: you just like the lickenpooper joke.
― thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Thursday, 4 August 2016 18:39 (seven years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.
― System, Sunday, 23 July 2017 00:01 (six years ago) link
Well...
― Le Bateau Ivre, Sunday, 23 July 2017 00:06 (six years ago) link
thanks red wine, you are the best
― El Tomboto, Sunday, 23 July 2017 00:08 (six years ago) link
that red wine fucked all of us over
― Karl Malone, Sunday, 23 July 2017 00:11 (six years ago) link
Parallel universe *voice echoes*... are you the destroyer?
― Le Bateau Ivre, Sunday, 23 July 2017 00:13 (six years ago) link
potentially throwing the senate to GOP control
oh god
god
― El Tomboto, Sunday, 23 July 2017 00:14 (six years ago) link
there is no guarantee that clinton is going to "win anyway." what if everyone gets so bored of her they don't show up to vote?
― Treeship
come on treeship quit being so negative
― Karl Malone, Sunday, 23 July 2017 00:21 (six years ago) link
voted Tim Kaine
― tong poo (da ba dee) (crüt), Sunday, 23 July 2017 00:36 (six years ago) link
report your crimes to my burning ghost cock (bizarro gazzara) at 5:50 18 Jul 16immortan joe: strong law-and-order track record, ex-military man, nuanced understanding of the dangers of climate changeadmittedly his record on women's reproductive issues is spotty but nobody's perfect
― ﴿→ ☺ (Doctor Casino), Sunday, 23 July 2017 00:55 (six years ago) link
it's Hinckenlooper imo
― the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 23 July 2017 00:58 (six years ago) link
lol missed the original date and had a split second of panic that HRC had already announced for 2020.
― constitutional crises they fly at u face (will), Sunday, 23 July 2017 01:06 (six years ago) link
she would obv just go w/ Kaine. why mess up a good thing you know
― constitutional crises they fly at u face (will), Sunday, 23 July 2017 01:07 (six years ago) link
OJ
― Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 23 July 2017 02:15 (six years ago) link
https://www.thewrap.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/Screen-Shot-2016-06-10-at-2.02.19-PM.png
― the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 23 July 2017 02:18 (six years ago) link
― flopson, Sunday, 23 July 2017 02:31 (six years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/cKfCbYR.jpg
― Karl Malone, Sunday, 23 July 2017 02:33 (six years ago) link
gotta love sam wang. what was the bayesian pick for VP?
― k3vin k., Sunday, 23 July 2017 02:42 (six years ago) link
Fuck
― flappy bird, Sunday, 23 July 2017 03:43 (six years ago) link
yeah Governor Fuck was the early favorite on PEC
― Neanderthal, Sunday, 23 July 2017 03:43 (six years ago) link
I'm really excited to see how this is going to turn out.
― leave your emu at the door (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 23 July 2017 03:49 (six years ago) link
The fact that ilxors could be voting in droves today might skew the results.
― A is for (Aimless), Sunday, 23 July 2017 05:51 (six years ago) link
Fuck you KM, coffee all over my keyboard
― Le Bateau Ivre, Sunday, 23 July 2017 09:30 (six years ago) link
km killin it lately
― jk rowling obituary thread (darraghmac), Sunday, 23 July 2017 09:52 (six years ago) link
red red wine you make me type wrong time
― brimstead, Sunday, 23 July 2017 15:28 (six years ago) link
Me llamo teem cah een
― -_- (jim in vancouver), Sunday, 23 July 2017 19:21 (six years ago) link
haunted ILX
― Dancing on the Pylons, Sunday, 23 July 2017 19:41 (six years ago) link
Covfefe
― Mark G, Sunday, 23 July 2017 21:50 (six years ago) link
The Dress
― flappy bird, Sunday, 23 July 2017 23:04 (six years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.
― System, Monday, 24 July 2017 00:01 (six years ago) link
so weird to see these results, now that we know she chose hinckenlooper
― ﴿→ ☺ (Doctor Casino), Monday, 24 July 2017 00:03 (six years ago) link
alright now i finally know who i'm voting for
― qualx, Monday, 24 July 2017 00:11 (six years ago) link
Tom was Vilsacked.
― leave your emu at the door (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 24 July 2017 01:33 (six years ago) link
is it too late to vote in this poll
― it me, Monday, 24 July 2017 03:22 (six years ago) link