― Andrew L (Andrew L), Monday, 14 July 2003 11:33 (twenty years ago) link
― P, Monday, 14 July 2003 11:36 (twenty years ago) link
― stevem (blueski), Monday, 14 July 2003 11:39 (twenty years ago) link
Who is that P dude? jeez!
― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Monday, 14 July 2003 11:41 (twenty years ago) link
― stevem (blueski), Monday, 14 July 2003 11:43 (twenty years ago) link
― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Monday, 14 July 2003 11:54 (twenty years ago) link
A story from a friend who'd been in the Air Force:
When I was stationed at Columbus AFB, MS there was a real arrogant asshole instructor pilot.
One day he was flying a cross country trip and had to go. But a T-38 is a tiny 2 seater jet fighter trainer = no toilet. Too bad. Had to go. So he did. Now, he was sitting in it. Mmmmmm.
But guess what? Part of the training for that flight was aerobatic maneuvers. Pulling g's resulted in the diarrhea, that had up until now just been pooled around his butt, now being pulled throughout his flight suit - including up his neck and into his helmet.And people wonder if there's a God....
― JuliaA (j_bdules), Monday, 14 July 2003 13:04 (twenty years ago) link
― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Monday, 14 July 2003 13:05 (twenty years ago) link
― Chris V. (Chris V), Monday, 14 July 2003 13:58 (twenty years ago) link
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― Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Monday, 14 July 2003 14:21 (twenty years ago) link
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― Matt DC (Matt DC), Monday, 14 July 2003 14:24 (twenty years ago) link
― Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Monday, 14 July 2003 14:25 (twenty years ago) link
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― Vic (Vic), Monday, 14 July 2003 15:24 (twenty years ago) link
― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 14 July 2003 15:25 (twenty years ago) link
Ok I am not eating anymore. Thanx Dan!
― Vic (Vic), Monday, 14 July 2003 15:27 (twenty years ago) link
― toraneko (toraneko), Monday, 14 July 2003 15:29 (twenty years ago) link
― Vic (Vic), Monday, 14 July 2003 15:32 (twenty years ago) link
― Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Monday, 14 July 2003 15:58 (twenty years ago) link
I believe U!!
― Vic (Vic), Monday, 14 July 2003 16:06 (twenty years ago) link
― Dada, Monday, 14 July 2003 16:08 (twenty years ago) link
oh and recently at a club i heard and unfortunately smelt what can only be described as an attack of dysantry followed by a prolapse going on in a cubicle - i nearly fainted it was that bad
― james (james), Monday, 21 July 2003 10:28 (twenty years ago) link
― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Monday, 21 July 2003 11:02 (twenty years ago) link
― james (james), Monday, 21 July 2003 11:05 (twenty years ago) link
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― Patrick Kinghorn, Monday, 15 December 2003 03:16 (twenty years ago) link
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― Chris V (Chris V), Friday, 16 January 2004 17:52 (twenty years ago) link
― Gavin mc linden, Wednesday, 19 April 2006 17:52 (eighteen years ago) link
― Tracey Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 17:53 (eighteen years ago) link
― jergins (jergins), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 17:58 (eighteen years ago) link
(Thankfully this was in 1998 and 24hrs later bits of the site were flooded with faeces anyway, so I doubt anyone noticed).
― Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 19:50 (eighteen years ago) link
the night before we ate local market scallops on the barbie. oops. the next morning i got up and went to the toilet with my guts churning. This wasn't like your regular runny tummy - this was beyond pebbledash, this was bad, this was like pissing out of my arse, gallons and gallons of the stuff.
Oh if i could minute every torturous bump and rev and braking in that car. we had this stuff called diocalm. the stated daily dose was 6 tablets a day i necked 'em tablets 2 an hour for the next 14 hours. the car was boiling, dry heat 80F-ish, i was drinkin about 2ltr water per hour. Diocalm gave my bowels a half-chance, they were straining at the leash, ferocious but i could just about clench it back. Without that stuff the inside of our car would have have looked like chocolate Coronation Street but smelt a lot worse. this was nothing short of karmic payback. payback for all the times i'd sung running down the gutter like a melted piece of butter, diarrohea, diarreaha - people think it's funny but it's really wet and runny, diarrohea etc. i butt-clenched my way through countless service station lobbies so i could go lose another six pints. some of those toilets were so traumatizing they turned black and white in my memory within five minutes of leaving them.
― john clarkson, Wednesday, 19 April 2006 19:55 (eighteen years ago) link
the texture was interresting to say the least
― ayeq (xave), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 20:20 (eighteen years ago) link
wtf?
― Ronan (Ronan), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 20:46 (eighteen years ago) link
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― Dan (Ew) Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 1 May 2006 16:05 (eighteen years ago) link
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― john clarkson, Monday, 1 May 2006 21:46 (eighteen years ago) link
― jay blanchard (jay blanchard), Monday, 1 May 2006 21:59 (eighteen years ago) link
― mookieproof (mookieproof), Monday, 1 May 2006 22:05 (eighteen years ago) link
when i got attacked in an alley in dublin with a 2x4 i shit my pants! -- jergins (jergins), Wednesday, April 19, 2006 10:58 AM
diversionary tactic
― gershy, Saturday, 10 November 2007 04:07 (sixteen years ago) link
gershy with the crucial revive, but surprised he went jergins over blanchard.
― sanskrit, Saturday, 10 November 2007 05:01 (sixteen years ago) link