I DON'T KNOW WHERE THE BOTTOM IS • US presidential elections part VIII

videos like that always scream legitimacy to me xxp

lol it's transparent garbage. like last-chance-desperation obvious garbage.

in the future all medical diagnoses will be made via youtube videos

"It's quite legitimate to worry that she might not be able to fix everything at 76, and will leave too much for Kamala Harris to repair."

what does Harris have to do with this?

I assume that was just a joke about how Harris is gonna be president one day (entirely possible imo)

she uses pillows when she sits guys. FUCKIN PILLOWS.

I finally know where the bottom is (on a FUCKIN PILLOW).

currently watching my father struggle though parkinson's and it looks nothing like that at all in his case.

As I said upthread, every conceivable argument that can be made for voting against a candidate will be made, regardless of how scurrilous, brainless or trivial it might be. As a campaign, you just make sure it is floated by your surrogates, so your own fingerprints aren't on it. The republicans would like to (covertly) thank vidzette.com for taking on this task of butchering Hillary with a blunt-edged cleaver.

We still haven't heard anything definitive about Hillary not actually being a lifelike robotic suit containing two small children, have we?

someone is feverishly photoshopping Hillary pics rn trying to find a way to make that story plausible to the 136 Ohio voters who might swallow it

http://66.media.tumblr.com/d06d1672991c7c00cccd0642975d56ea/tumblr_o8ipvp9Ie71qdmmiqo1_400.gif

IS THE MEDIA HIDING THIS VIDEO THAT SHOWS HILLARY SHORT CIRCUITING LIKE A ROBOT?
http://giphy.com/gifs/happy-hillary-clinton-2lxG3ySjtbpBe

http://giphy.com/gifs/happy-hillary-clinton-2lxG3ySjtbpBe

Oh, fuck it.

It's inconceivable to me that anyone could take the video that still (the vidzette one) is from seriously - I know from other facets of the alt right that determining humour is not high on these guys' skillsets, but show the video to your aunt, let her tell you what's up.

it's looking a lot like clear cut bribery to Pam Bondi. This is it! the one thing that will sink him,right ?

obligatory http://www.theonion.com/article/will-be-end-trumps-campaign-says-increasingly-nerv-52002

otm

"it's looking a lot like clear cut bribery to Pam Bondi. This is it! the one thing that will sink him,right ?"

hahaha no

I mean "no it isn't going to sink him " not "no it doesn't look like bribery"

All part of his deal making genius

i'm surprised it's even getting the traction that it is.

if clinton had any notable health issues at all i have to assume that the insane schedule of a presidential candidate would significantly worsen them and make them impossible to not notice, rather than being something that has to be painstakingly revealed by playing debate videos in slow-motion

yeah there's no way she could've done this for nearly two years with parkinson's

Even if the Bondi thing doesn't sink Trump, it would be nice if it sank Bondi.

But...Florida.

Sink Florida imo

Clinton and Trump are answering (or not answering...) questions tonight at one of those one-followed-by-the-other pseudo-town halls--NBC, I think. They may pass each other in the hallway.

hahahaha

http://theslot.jezebel.com/newt-twenty-minute-coughing-fit-1786346425

Fuck Dr drew that exploitative pos

Sink Florida imo

― (•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, September 7, 2016 4:45 PM (seventeen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this will happen sooner rather than later without our help.

Send a chopper for me,

you can toss coconuts back and forth w/ peter thiel on his island

j/k

lol

Hillary Will Unsink It

yousendit?

oh man this "commander in chief forum" is nuts. Trump said we should've "taken the oil." "Take the oil," he repeats. Because Matt Lauer is a polite man when not dealing with female co-hosts on "Today," he doesn't ask, "With what -- beach buckets? portable gas tanks?"

http://www.nytimes.com/2016/09/08/us/politics/jill-stein-green-party-candidate-is-charged-over-role-in-protest.html?smid=tw-nytimes&smtyp=cur&_r=0

as someone who shares many of her political positions and a future physician i'm often a little embarrassed by stein, but this is punk af

yeah.

i guess she isn't going to win north dakota now.

boy I'm sure glad we finally got this forum on foreign policy so someone could finally spend 15 minutes asking Hillary about her emails

in all seriousness fuck that public forum and fuck Matt Lauer for pretending to be a real journalist. Hillary has to spend over half her time talking about EMAILS and the Iraq vote with Lauer talking over her the entire time, while Trump gets all the softball "Why do you think you should be president?" type questions and isn't called out on some of his downright insane answers. fuck this election.

Yes! Wtf was that?

"Iran is taking over Iraq"
"People don't know this, but Iraq has lots of oil. We should have taken it"
"I was always against Iraq"
"Obama has made every single decision wrong. He's so terrible"
"Our generals are terrible, because Obama appointed them"

seriously what the fuck is this

like did I hear this wrong or did he say he was going to replace all the generals.

She basically did fine. Obama was ambushed at the Philadelphia debate in 2008 like that--there's so much fear sometimes that they're going to be accused of bias, they overdo it in the other direction. Her tensest moment was about the drone e-mail, where there was this interminable pause and I thought she was going to start ill-advisedly splitting hairs. But she conceded the point and went from there. Even more than the oil stuff, Trump's most ridiculous answer was his secret ISIS plan that he's going to compare to the plan he asked the generals to come up with and, well, maybe he'll combine them into one plan, or maybe he'll stick with the secret one.

being in a room full of vets and praising the hell out of Putin while constantly disrespecting the President seems like a curious move

"are you prepared for the Oval Office?" "yeah sure I'm prepared" "okay next question"

I've been on an island for several days, is there still an election on

the good news is I'm now completely confident he's going to get wrecked in a debate