I've had people say it's a hardening, actually ~ US presidential election 2016 part 9/11 never forget

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Trump is seriously that funny, the asshole.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 16 September 2016 18:50 (seven years ago) link

smh what a simp

(•̪●) (carne asada), Friday, 16 September 2016 18:53 (seven years ago) link

I had one more thing about Twitty City, the other thing besides the airbrushed jeans jacket was a HUGE book, like old school Indiana Jones dictionary sized, that purported to be a complete list of everyone in the world even distantly related to Conway Twitty (this being before the days of Ancestry.com etc)

Pull your head on out your hippy haze (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 16 September 2016 18:54 (seven years ago) link

are the roots no longer fallon's house band? what did they play when trump walked on?

I cry, and watch my DivX's of Brass Eye to console myself.... (stevie), Friday, 16 September 2016 19:00 (seven years ago) link

Taibbi on the Clintonista media whining:

The giveaway in this latest "false balance" debate is the language. There are people wailing about a "weaponized" media that just this once needs to be leashed a bit, given the circumstances. This is classic "information is dangerous" rhetoric.
There are even people in our business using this high-pressure situation to argue for less access and transparency, in the name of keeping future generations of politicians safe from the prying eyes of the public! Most reporters view their jobs as being basically the opposite of that.

In truth, the media landscape is massive and there's room to cover everything. It's worth noting that the exploration of Trump's iniquities and unfitness for office in the last year has been truly awesome, both in terms of raw volume and vehemence of tone.
Anyone who tries to argue that there's insufficiently vast documentation of Trump's insanity is either being willfully obtuse or not paying real attention to the news. Just follow this latest birther faceplant. The outrage is all out there, in huge quantities. It's just not having the predicted effect.

So media consumers are reduced to blaming the closeness of the race on a species they've practically made extinct with their choices over the years: investigative reporters.

The irony is, the Clinton Foundation thing is a rare example of an important story that is getting anything like the requisite attention. The nexus of elite connections that sits behind tales like Bill Clinton taking $1.5 million in speaking fees from a Swiss bank (and foundation donor) while that same bank is seeking relief from Hillary Clinton's State Department is exactly the kind of thing that requires the scrutiny of reporters....

http://www.rollingstone.com/politics/features/stop-whining-about-false-balance-w440228

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Friday, 16 September 2016 19:02 (seven years ago) link

found this:

So what did the Roots crew play for Trump? *Drum roll, please.*

Erykah Badu’s “20 Feet Tall.” The lyrics include the following:

Then you, you built a wall
A 20 foot wall
So I couldn’t see
If I get off my knees I might recall I’m 20 feet tall

nomar, Friday, 16 September 2016 19:03 (seven years ago) link

fallon is such a little twerp

global tetrahedron, Friday, 16 September 2016 19:03 (seven years ago) link

kimmel went one hundred times harder at leno for the conan o'brien shit.

nomar, Friday, 16 September 2016 19:04 (seven years ago) link

Thank you for reminding me of that beautiful moment in broadcast history. And that was just directed at a dude who kinda stole a show from another dude.

ALL TACOE'S 1/2 HALF "OFF" (Old Lunch), Friday, 16 September 2016 19:14 (seven years ago) link

Regardless of what you think of Mark Cuban I really wish someone would do this:

http://thehill.com/blogs/in-the-know/in-the-know/296336-mark-cuban-offers-trump-10-million-for-interview

That is, force Trump to actually explain fucking anything in detail.

Evan, Friday, 16 September 2016 20:43 (seven years ago) link

Trump currently calculating how many self-portraits he could buy with that $10 million

Οὖτις, Friday, 16 September 2016 20:46 (seven years ago) link

How many do you think he'd need to wallpaper the WALL?

Evan, Friday, 16 September 2016 20:48 (seven years ago) link

We all know this is impossible

Mark Cuban ✔ @mcuban
2) @realDonaldTrump groundrules are that you cant mention the Clintons or discuss anything other than the details and facts of yr plans and

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Friday, 16 September 2016 20:48 (seven years ago) link

Paraphrasing a post from a friend covering the Trump campaign: "What it's like to cover the Trump campaign. Gave up on getting credentials for the Friday DC event. This morning finally get confirmed for credentials two minutes before the security sweep is done, then also confirmed for an Austin event I didn't request that is nowhere on his posted schedule."

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 16 September 2016 20:55 (seven years ago) link

"What did we expect Jimmy Fallon to do with Donald Trump, anyway?"

http://www.avclub.com/article/what-did-we-expect-jimmy-fallon-do-donald-trump-an-242733

Sentient animated cat gif (kingfish), Friday, 16 September 2016 21:16 (seven years ago) link

Well, for starters, he could have punched him in the face.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 16 September 2016 21:32 (seven years ago) link

Nauseating listening to the Buffalo guy (who now, after excoriating him during the primaries, is in full swoon over Trump) go on about Trump putting one over on the media today (i.e., get everyone to cover the birther press conference, spend one minute on that in exchange for a free half-hour commercial). If Trump announces a half-hour press conference, it's going to be covered no matter what (by CNN, at least)--he doesn't need to put anything over on anyone.

If this does end up being close, I would love for some exit poll to suggest that all the birther nonsense cost Trump the election. (I don't know how that would work--just fantasizing.) Live by the sword, etc.

clemenza, Friday, 16 September 2016 21:42 (seven years ago) link

What do we want from Jimmy Fallon, anyway? This is a man who’s built his entire talk-show career on being blandly inoffensive. He’s precluded so much as the potential for coming off as challenging by all but replacing the act of asking questions, for God’s sake. Did we really expect Fallon to challenge Trump here to anything more than a lip-sync battle?

This is confusing things, imo. The first question is normative, the second one is predictive.

jmm, Friday, 16 September 2016 22:13 (seven years ago) link

Question about Trump tax returns: obviously you file with the IRS, and the IRS is the government. So the government (as such) has his returns. To what legal extent, if any, is a presidential candidate, let alone a president, entitled to privacy? Could a President Trump still keep his finances totally private while explicitly enjoying the power to exploit his position for personal gain? That is, can a US president go full kleptocrat if he (or she!) wanted to? If congress demanded he reveal his taxes, would he have to, under threat of ... contempt? Something like that? Or would there first have to be indication of something illegal going on?

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 16 September 2016 22:20 (seven years ago) link

I don't believe the birther stuff will cost him. He's somewhat successfully bullshitted his way out of it so that the media is actually treating it as a debate over "who started it".

Nerdstrom Poindexter, Friday, 16 September 2016 22:24 (seven years ago) link

https://www.makeminecount.org

Mordy, Friday, 16 September 2016 22:54 (seven years ago) link

this is a good if somewhat depressing glimpse from the past:
http://web.archive.org/web/20060212111358/http://www.cs.berkeley.edu/~aaronson/nadertrader2.html

Mordy, Friday, 16 September 2016 23:09 (seven years ago) link

"Let's see what happens"--you'll hear this phrase for the next few days.

clemenza, Friday, 16 September 2016 23:10 (seven years ago) link

Just saw a BMW SUV with a Carson sticker peel out, race around traffic on the shoulder, cut off someone in the right lane and get back into traffic in the left lane as the right lane continued to pass him. I don't know what this means. Just reports from the field.

how's life, Friday, 16 September 2016 23:11 (seven years ago) link

Sounds vaguely like everyone's entrance at that one Republican debate.

clemenza, Friday, 16 September 2016 23:13 (seven years ago) link

i wish we lived in the alternate dimension where carson was the republican nominee

Mordy, Friday, 16 September 2016 23:16 (seven years ago) link

Lads did we not get this sorted

poor fiddy-less albion (darraghmac), Friday, 16 September 2016 23:36 (seven years ago) link

not until nov sadly

Mordy, Friday, 16 September 2016 23:39 (seven years ago) link

Just saw a BMW SUV with a Carson sticker peel out, race around traffic on the shoulder, cut off someone in the right lane and get back into traffic in the left lane as the right lane continued to pass him. I don't know what this means. Just reports from the field.

― how's life, Friday, September 16, 2016 6:11 PM (thirty-one minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Sounds vaguely like everyone's entrance at that one Republican debate.

― clemenza, Friday, September 16, 2016 6:13 PM (twenty-nine minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

This makes as much sense as anything that's happened this year.

Crazy Eddie & Jesus the Kid (Raymond Cummings), Friday, 16 September 2016 23:43 (seven years ago) link

America hasn't made sense for years, all those jobs got shipped overseas years ago.

Evan, Friday, 16 September 2016 23:54 (seven years ago) link

eh alot of the older angry trump voters are 50+ year olds who got fucked over by the great recession. I feel like the titanic productivity gains from the 90s on made alot of these poor people's jobs obsolete and the recession gave their employers the cover to axe all of them.. at least thats what it seemed like at my old workplace - everyone who was canned was kinda shit at their job and 50+.

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Saturday, 17 September 2016 00:03 (seven years ago) link

http://theconcourse.deadspin.com/if-you-want-donald-trumps-tax-returns-start-asking-now-1786671720

"There is supposedly a consensus across the entire mainstream press on what the terms here are. It is unacceptable for any candidate to conceal their financial situation. To be a candidate, a person must disclose their tax returns.

Yet reporters continue to ask Donald Trump questions about subjects other than his missing tax returns. When they do this, they are conceding that Trump can be a presidential candidate, after all, despite refusing to release his returns. It is a losing strategy.

Yes, there are dozens of other issues that Donald Trump ought to be asked about. Many of them are, in the abstract, more important than mere IRS paperwork—his ongoing appeals to white supremacists, his cavalier attitude about nuclear war, his ignorance or confusion about the basic mechanics of domestic or foreign policy.

But those are all complicated matters, and asking about any of them opens up a new sequence of claims and counterclaims and self-contradictions. Letting Trump jabber about serious policy is of minimal value, when he just makes up his plans on the spot and will say something else about them later. Catching Trump in those inconsistencies is so easy it’s essentially pointless. Even Trump doesn’t care.

What Trump does care about is hiding his tax returns. This is the one thing he is consistent about. Focus on it. It’s a very simple and binary issue: Releasing tax returns is a basic duty of being a candidate, and Trump has not done it."

Crazy Eddie & Jesus the Kid (Raymond Cummings), Saturday, 17 September 2016 00:55 (seven years ago) link

eh

Treeship, Saturday, 17 September 2016 01:02 (seven years ago) link

the risk there is that if he does release them -- and they are not as crazy as people predict (cf romney turned out to have paid taxes actually) -- then the press looks stupid and like they were "reaching"

Treeship, Saturday, 17 September 2016 01:04 (seven years ago) link

unchillest bro of all time. i like to think that fallon saw trump as like the white whale of tonight show guests. like, if he could make this guy seem normal and likable, he truly is the rightful heir to carson

Treeship, Saturday, 17 September 2016 01:19 (seven years ago) link

Treeship, I disagree. I think the returns would/will inevitably cause problems for his business (the only reason I buy him not releasing them - I don't believe in the theory that he won't release because he's not as rich as he claims to be) and that will prove worthwhile enough to justify making them a big deal.

I just think the press is exhausted by him and his campaign. They have to hold special emergency conference calls about his bullshit, like the hotel tour today. He's worn them down.

Anacostia Aerodrome (El Tomboto), Saturday, 17 September 2016 01:22 (seven years ago) link

xp I see Fallon as more of a "just following orders" kind-of guy. He'd probably be shocked to find out he's alive.

larry appleton, Saturday, 17 September 2016 01:23 (seven years ago) link

IPSOs/Reuters has Hil back up 4

Neanderthal, Saturday, 17 September 2016 01:26 (seven years ago) link

I think Fallon is a kids' birthday party clown who accidentally made a couple of great choices during his career. Stopped clock.

Anacostia Aerodrome (El Tomboto), Saturday, 17 September 2016 01:27 (seven years ago) link

he's a total airhead

Treeship, Saturday, 17 September 2016 01:31 (seven years ago) link

but he is likable enough and he likes to make other people seem likable and that is his job. i am not outraged at how he seemed to have real affection for trump -- he does the same thing for everyone -- but it was weird to watch. fallon is a master at his milquetoast art but i don't respect this art.

Treeship, Saturday, 17 September 2016 01:32 (seven years ago) link

People are getting the shit beaten out of them because Trump, and Fallon's tussling his hair. C'mon. I'm boycotting CBS and NBC for their Trump support, as if I watched that garbage in the first place.

larry appleton, Saturday, 17 September 2016 01:53 (seven years ago) link

Next in the crosshairs are those Twitter alt left bros who are flabbergasted that people find Trump so appalling. Fuck 'em, too.

larry appleton, Saturday, 17 September 2016 01:55 (seven years ago) link

ah so a couple polls taken right after the convention showed him barely ahead, I concede this insignificant point

538 and RCP don't poll--they track the average of hundreds of other polls. The poll you posted, NBC/Survey Monkey, that was a single poll. I'm guessing you know this.

Sorry, Οὖτις, but you kind of remind me of Trump when you post something like that. You said something that is factually wrong, I (politely) said so, and then you just dig in your heels.

clemenza, Saturday, 17 September 2016 03:40 (seven years ago) link

you kind of remind me of Trump

regardless of the justice of this observation, now that you've made it publically you should be prepared to fight a duel at sunrise with pistols at ten paces

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Saturday, 17 September 2016 04:05 (seven years ago) link

you think people getting the shit beat out of them is bad, just imagine what happened bc of the patriot act

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Saturday, 17 September 2016 04:48 (seven years ago) link


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