I've had people say it's a hardening, actually ~ US presidential election 2016 part 9/11 never forget

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No pledge at my daughter's school, she has no idea what it is

Οὖτις, Saturday, 17 September 2016 15:58 (seven years ago) link

that Cave 76 National Anthem is literally my favorite joke of all time

though she denies it to the press, (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Saturday, 17 September 2016 16:00 (seven years ago) link

I wondered why people who flubbed words were getting escorted out of the stadium

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GzBq0n8dxFQ

Bottlerockey (Tom D.), Saturday, 17 September 2016 16:54 (seven years ago) link

... the story behind that is, because of a lack of Tories in Wales, an Englishman had to be installed as Secretary of State for Wales and that is him and that is the Welsh National Anthem.

Bottlerockey (Tom D.), Saturday, 17 September 2016 16:56 (seven years ago) link

lol I like how he's emulating mouth shapes to appear to be singing the right words. I've done that at times

Neanderthal, Saturday, 17 September 2016 16:58 (seven years ago) link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=32&v=DrHsOQfiptA

Neanderthal, Saturday, 17 September 2016 16:59 (seven years ago) link

Secretary of State for Scotland isn't exactly representative at the moment.

two crickets sassing each other (dowd), Saturday, 17 September 2016 16:59 (seven years ago) link

lol omg this anthem by Kat Deluna

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cf1HMZbTcz0

Neanderthal, Saturday, 17 September 2016 17:06 (seven years ago) link

i was about to say it wasn't THAT bad, but "land of the free" to the end went to a new level

I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Saturday, 17 September 2016 17:12 (seven years ago) link

the breathing three times in one phrase is, I suspect, something that will bother DJP and I more than most of the other posters itt.

but yeah, the end was...Bleeding Gums Murphy territory.

Neanderthal, Saturday, 17 September 2016 17:14 (seven years ago) link

and the home of the brave

...
the brave

I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Saturday, 17 September 2016 17:17 (seven years ago) link

Apparently Trump is saying he'll roll back the opening to Cuba - Will this be meaningful? (deferring to our resident expert)

two crickets sassing each other (dowd), Saturday, 17 September 2016 17:18 (seven years ago) link

Pledges/anthems aren't necessarily the problem - it's their use as a litmus test to identify internal enemies.

My school pledges every morning, it's gross. The most annoying, fake ppl are the first ones to stop your conversation and ostentatiously face the nearest flag with their hand over their heart. I'm sure the principal doesn't really care but it would be UPROAR if she stopped doing it.

In fact I heard something the other day about how some students are refusing to stand, and the principal had to MAKE AN OFFICIAL STATEMENT that the teachers aren't legally allowed to FORCE students to stand and pledge.

If authoritarianism is Romania's ironing board, then (in orbit), Saturday, 17 September 2016 17:29 (seven years ago) link

o'er the laaa...and ofthe FREEeeeeeEEEuhEEEEEuhhEEEEEEEEUH

thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Saturday, 17 September 2016 17:35 (seven years ago) link

ILX introduced me to this gem a few years ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLDDvlcNSMo

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Saturday, 17 September 2016 17:43 (seven years ago) link

dig his imitation of Link holding up the triforce at the end

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Saturday, 17 September 2016 17:45 (seven years ago) link

Good piece on Marvin Gaye's rendition:
http://grantland.com/features/the-marvin-gaye-national-anthem/

Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Saturday, 17 September 2016 17:49 (seven years ago) link

that madison rising version is pretty special

thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Saturday, 17 September 2016 17:51 (seven years ago) link

We did the pledge at elementary school (minus the God line, which is a McCarthy-era add-on anyway) but not in junior and senior high school. Anthem only at games, never more than the first verse.

jane burkini (suzy), Saturday, 17 September 2016 18:36 (seven years ago) link

i don't think the SSB has verses ?

we did the pledge though high school. i remember a good friend of mine was the guy who would do the morning announcements on the PA, which included doing the pledge -- one morning, because he was a goofball, not necessarily a provocateur, he performed some sort of irreverent version of it and there was talk of him being disciplined. it was a huge deal, the health teacher (who, looking back, was a good dude) was passionately standing up for his right to free speech, etc...ah, small town america

have you ever even read The Drudge Report? Have you gone on Stormfron (k3vin k.), Saturday, 17 September 2016 18:43 (seven years ago) link

i'm gonna go see a lynda barry gallery show here in a minute and one of the endearing/enduring images from the Marlys stories is when a pair of kids visit the grave of one of their father and they approach it, stand silently and then the son puts his hand over his heart and they both say the pledge of allegiance over his grave because it's the only words that feel sacred enough to matter

thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Saturday, 17 September 2016 19:41 (seven years ago) link

btw, thanks for giving me a reason to revisit Marvin's rendition. it's been too long.

thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Saturday, 17 September 2016 19:50 (seven years ago) link

SSB has at least three verses, one of which says "and this be our motto, in God is our trust"

Neanderthal, Saturday, 17 September 2016 19:57 (seven years ago) link

Google says 4. Hmm

Neanderthal, Saturday, 17 September 2016 19:59 (seven years ago) link

My younger daughter says they got the pledge in 1st and 2nd grade, but not in 3rd or (so far) 4th. So file it under one of those "now that we've got that shit out of the way, let's get on to important" things. I've always thought that the worst thing about the national anthem (forgetting for the moment that there are apparently verses that literally no one knows about, let alone sings), is that the fucking song is unsingable.

I did some minimal research and learned that national anthems around the world, as a thing, are by and large only from the last 150 years or so.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 17 September 2016 20:16 (seven years ago) link

SSB has at least three verses, one of which says "and this be our motto, in God is our trust"

― Neanderthal, Saturday, September 17, 2016 3:57 PM (twenty-three minutes ago)

huh i feel as though i must have known this bit of trivia at some point in my life but that's all it is -- trivia -- no one ever sings those other verses

have you ever even read The Drudge Report? Have you gone on Stormfron (k3vin k.), Saturday, 17 September 2016 20:26 (seven years ago) link

SSB has that verse about killing slaves, that's a nice bit.

akm, Saturday, 17 September 2016 20:49 (seven years ago) link

SSB has a bridge in 5/4, almost always omitted

I wish you could see my home. It's... it's so... exciting (Jon not Jon), Saturday, 17 September 2016 21:27 (seven years ago) link

SSB has a wicked drums and space section, only present in versions by the Grateful Dead.

a full playlist of presidential sex jams (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 17 September 2016 21:39 (seven years ago) link

SSB has Forever Changes inspired bit where some of the singers say 'air' and some of the singers say 'earth' at the same time

I wish you could see my home. It's... it's so... exciting (Jon not Jon), Saturday, 17 September 2016 21:49 (seven years ago) link

SSB covered by James Brown as "Funky Banner, Pts. 1 & 2"

8 Whisps (Myonga Vön Bontee), Saturday, 17 September 2016 22:04 (seven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPM9oIJgk1Y

Brad C., Saturday, 17 September 2016 22:07 (seven years ago) link

All this reminds me that, growing up as an Army brat, when we went to see movies at the post theater, they played the anthem before movies. And everyone stood, took off hats, hands over hearts. Etc.

Cumstaun (Phil D.), Saturday, 17 September 2016 22:32 (seven years ago) link

They should change the National Anthem

Treeship, Saturday, 17 September 2016 23:06 (seven years ago) link

That verse is comparably offensive to the Washington Redskins.

Treeship, Saturday, 17 September 2016 23:07 (seven years ago) link

Trump's had a particularly glorious day on Twitter.

Don Van Gorp, midwest regional VP, marketing (誤訳侮辱), Saturday, 17 September 2016 23:09 (seven years ago) link

Saw some of that earlier...He keeps the best running enemies list since Nixon, easy. His timing, as always, is unfathomable.

clemenza, Saturday, 17 September 2016 23:25 (seven years ago) link

"Crazy Maureen Dowd, the wacky columnist..."

a full playlist of presidential sex jams (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 17 September 2016 23:25 (seven years ago) link

Dopey Robert Gates. Failing NY Times. Boring Anti-Trump Panelists. Losers in Life.

clemenza, Saturday, 17 September 2016 23:27 (seven years ago) link

He's pissed at the Times because they published a huge article on all the tax breaks he's gotten from New York City since the '70s. The best quote, IMO:

“Donald Trump is probably worse than any other developer in his relentless pursuit of every single dime of taxpayer subsidies he can get his paws on,” said Alicia Glen, Mayor Bill de Blasio’s deputy mayor for housing and economic development, who first battled Mr. Trump when she worked in Mr. Giuliani’s administration.

Don Van Gorp, midwest regional VP, marketing (誤訳侮辱), Saturday, 17 September 2016 23:28 (seven years ago) link

He needs to settle on which epithet to use for Maureen Dowd.

jmm, Saturday, 17 September 2016 23:28 (seven years ago) link

Mel said Brendan Behan was a big fan of the 2000 Year Old Man anthem joke

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 17 September 2016 23:29 (seven years ago) link

Good thing he talked his lawyers out of suing. Make America Calm and Reasonable Again.

clemenza, Saturday, 17 September 2016 23:30 (seven years ago) link

very presidential

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Saturday, 17 September 2016 23:40 (seven years ago) link

The most presidential

Sentient animated cat gif (kingfish), Saturday, 17 September 2016 23:44 (seven years ago) link

This is worth a read for LOLs.

http://www.latimes.com/local/california/la-me-0918-lopez-spencer-election--20160916-snap-story.html

Especially:

Every year, he said, he and President Reagan would drive out to see the Rev. Jerry Falwell, and every year, Falwell would implore Reagan — who was an abortion foe but had signed an abortion bill as governor — to take up abortion and repeal Roe vs. Wade. Reagan would listen politely but commit to nothing.

On one trip back to the White house, Spencer turned to Reagan and said:

“’Mr. President, are you giving serious thought to trying to repeal Roe v. Wade?’ He turned to me and said, ‘Stu, do I look insane to you?’ I said, ‘No sir, you look wonderful.’”

Ned Raggett, Sunday, 18 September 2016 02:02 (seven years ago) link

So bomb in NJ today and explosion on 23rd st?

How Butch, I mean (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Sunday, 18 September 2016 03:05 (seven years ago) link

don't tell Democratic voters that Reagan story; print the legend

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 18 September 2016 03:08 (seven years ago) link

"I must tell you that just before I got off the plane, a bomb went off in New York and nobody knows exactly what’s going on. But boy, we are living in a time — we better get very tough, folks. We better get very, very tough."

Neanderthal, Sunday, 18 September 2016 03:15 (seven years ago) link


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