I've had people say it's a hardening, actually ~ US presidential election 2016 part 9/11 never forget

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Trump is like Clooney in Burn After Reading, with a top secret basement project that turns out to be an insane dildo bike. "How will I fight terrorism? Oh, just you wait, I have a plan. I have a plan so good you won't believe!" And it turns out to be a dildo bike.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 19 September 2016 21:04 (seven years ago) link

http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/trump-ahmad-rahami-bemoans-hospital-lawyer

trump showing his in depth knowledge of the constitution again

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Monday, 19 September 2016 21:24 (seven years ago) link

Americans aren't generally into due process unless it's being applied to white people, tbf

Οὖτις, Monday, 19 September 2016 21:32 (seven years ago) link

“But the bad part, now we will give him amazing hospitalization. He will be taken care of by some of the best doctors in the world,” the GOP nominee told the crowd at a rally in Estero, Florida. “He will be given a fully modern and updated hospital room. And he'll probably even have room service knowing the way our country is.”

Convenient to leave out: "And if found guilty, he will likely spend the rest of his life in jail."

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 19 September 2016 21:39 (seven years ago) link

The guy is a citizen!
Room service? Wtf is he even talking about?

(•̪●) (carne asada), Monday, 19 September 2016 21:40 (seven years ago) link

Hospitals are well known for their great food and room service

(•̪●) (carne asada), Monday, 19 September 2016 21:42 (seven years ago) link

the nurse will actually come and attend to his medical needs if he rings the bell can you imagine the injustice of that

jason waterfalls (gbx), Monday, 19 September 2016 21:45 (seven years ago) link

thx Obamacare

Οὖτις, Monday, 19 September 2016 21:47 (seven years ago) link

“But the bad part, now we will give him amazing hospitalization. He will be taken care of by some of the best doctors in the world,” the GOP nominee told the crowd at a rally in Estero, Florida. “He will be given a fully modern and updated hospital room. And he'll probably even have room service knowing the way our country is.”

lol i can just see the feds all like "nothing but the best for this kid, you understand me? your most modern room."

nomar, Monday, 19 September 2016 21:47 (seven years ago) link

also does he have any fucking clue that "room service" is...how you get your food

jason waterfalls (gbx), Monday, 19 September 2016 21:57 (seven years ago) link

If he gets surgery, they'll probably even use anesthesia. God, we've become such panty-waists in this country.

inimitable liver (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 19 September 2016 21:58 (seven years ago) link

Trump in thinking hospitals are like hotels SHOCKAH!

a full playlist of presidential sex jams (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 19 September 2016 22:08 (seven years ago) link

Ugh, Fuckface von Clownstick is going to be literally three blocks from my house on Wednesday: http://trib.al/pChPWhs

Cumstaun (Phil D.), Monday, 19 September 2016 22:08 (seven years ago) link

With Hannity in tow! That's like a douche black hole.

a full playlist of presidential sex jams (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 19 September 2016 22:10 (seven years ago) link

The church in question is a former racquet club that was turned into a megachurch a few years ago.

Cumstaun (Phil D.), Monday, 19 September 2016 22:12 (seven years ago) link

I wish the media would follow up for once and ask him how he plans to vet a 7-year old child but I guess that's just asking too much

frogbs, Monday, 19 September 2016 22:18 (seven years ago) link

also, obvious, but, in Trump's lifeworld, which is based entirely around winning, lawyers are not constitutional due-process protections against injustice, but high-priced luxuries whose job is to ensure more winning.

Silence, followed by unintelligible stammering. (Doctor Casino), Monday, 19 September 2016 22:20 (seven years ago) link

can a reporter ask someone in the fraternal order of police who just endorsed this fuckstick if they believe in the 6th amendment

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Monday, 19 September 2016 22:40 (seven years ago) link

"Every election year since 2004" closetab

Andrew Farrell, Monday, 19 September 2016 23:03 (seven years ago) link

xp

^^ The opening paragraph of that ends:

So you might be interested to learn that on Newtown Lane, in East Hampton, Long Island, there’s a Presidential predictor with a perfect track record.

Woo-hoo! Perfect track record! The very next paragraph opens:

Every election year since 2004...

Yeah. Right. (drifts away)

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Monday, 19 September 2016 23:06 (seven years ago) link

taking comfort where i can in these 'interesting' times!

reggie (qualmsley), Monday, 19 September 2016 23:31 (seven years ago) link

I guess that Washington Hatcats football rule failed last year for the first time since 1932

8 Whisps (Myonga Vön Bontee), Monday, 19 September 2016 23:53 (seven years ago) link

(uh, make that last prez election rather than last year)

8 Whisps (Myonga Vön Bontee), Monday, 19 September 2016 23:58 (seven years ago) link

From the WaPo's summary of its story on a Trump hotel:

The mogul's new property in D.C. comes with luxuries common at top hotels: high thread counts, fancy in-room coffeemaker, friendly staff who say “My pleasure” instead of “You’re welcome.” But an overnight stay also can turn into a meditation on wealth, entitlement and a half-hour wait for the valet.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 20 September 2016 00:04 (seven years ago) link

“I have not gotten it right once,” she whispered. “I mean, a woman comes in with the NPR bag and the gray ponytail, and I think, O.K. We’ve got a Clinton voter here, right? Six Trump cups.”

ah yes. no NPR totebagger has ever amused themselves with gag gifts

Anacostia Aerodrome (El Tomboto), Tuesday, 20 September 2016 00:07 (seven years ago) link

NPR totebaggers have never amused themselves.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 20 September 2016 00:12 (seven years ago) link

jfc https://twitter.com/DonaldJTrumpJr/status/778016283342307328

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 20 September 2016 00:14 (seven years ago) link

speaking of fox and friends

http://mediamatters.org/video/2016/09/19/watch-mn-police-chief-shut-down-fox-news-fearmongering-about-somali-immigrants/213176

yeah, yeah, media matters but still

global tetrahedron, Tuesday, 20 September 2016 00:32 (seven years ago) link

Re: caek's link

Omg its the return of the cheney ham sandwich doctrine!

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 20 September 2016 01:28 (seven years ago) link

https://twitter.com/CarlyFiorina/status/778036776489263104

FREE BRADY (daria-g), Tuesday, 20 September 2016 01:31 (seven years ago) link

when can we call this free fall

thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Tuesday, 20 September 2016 01:41 (seven years ago) link

I've had people say it's a hardening, actually!

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 20 September 2016 01:52 (seven years ago) link

"donald trump (running for president)"

esempiu (crüt), Tuesday, 20 September 2016 01:59 (seven years ago) link

man he is old. I didn't realize how old he was. anyway that's interesting but it's not going to sway anyone to either side.

akm, Tuesday, 20 September 2016 04:23 (seven years ago) link

if Trump's numbers don't drop after 7 consecutive days of punching himself in the dick then I'm gonna really start to worry

frogbs, Tuesday, 20 September 2016 04:53 (seven years ago) link

granted, that's just from a portion of the republican primary, but he has said insane things on a weekly basis all summer and never really paid the expected price. it turns out that there are even more terrible xenophobic racists in this country than most people thought. clinton was right when she said half of his supporters were deplorable. ALL OF THEM ARE. you can't be non-deplorable and support trump. that wasn't a gaffe it was just an accidental blurting out of the truth

I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 20 September 2016 05:17 (seven years ago) link

So, what does this years chart look like?

Mark G, Tuesday, 20 September 2016 06:44 (seven years ago) link

Herpes

a full playlist of presidential sex jams (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 20 September 2016 07:06 (seven years ago) link

xpost it's by no means comprehensive, and sorry for messiness and prominent controversies i forgot as well as longstanding positions (like how he hates muslims, immigrants, women, and anyone who isn't white) that don't have a particular gaffe date or that first became well-known before this year, but here it is

http://i.imgur.com/eO1AAaC.jpg

I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 20 September 2016 07:26 (seven years ago) link

basically he can say whatever he wants, and the worst thing that can happen is that he loses 4% of his followers for a couple weeks

I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 20 September 2016 07:28 (seven years ago) link

He's never losing his hardcore followers. The only thing we can hope for is that he sheds low-info republican voters who decide to watch five minutes of news and realize what a leaking anus of a human being he is.

ALL TACOE'S 1/2 HALF "OFF" (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 20 September 2016 12:21 (seven years ago) link

As if this were a surprise:

Former President George H.W. Bush is bucking his party's presidential nominee and plans to vote for Hillary Clinton in November, according to a member of another famous political family, the Kennedys.

Bush, 92, had intended to stay silent on the White House race between Clinton and Donald Trump, a sign in and of itself of his distaste for the GOP nominee. But his preference for the wife of his own successor, President Bill Clinton, nonetheless became known to a wider audience thanks to Kathleen Hartington Kennedy Townsend, the former Maryland lieutenant governor and daughter of the late Robert F. Kennedy.

On Monday, Townsend posted a picture on her Facebook page shaking hands next to the former president and this caption: "The President told me he’s voting for Hillary!!”

In a telephone interview, Townsend said she met with the former president in Maine earlier today, where she said he made his preference known that he was voting for a Democrat. “That’s what he said,” she told POLITICO.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 20 September 2016 12:24 (seven years ago) link

My guess: Trump's reply will be "he doesn't look like he'll make it to election day!"

aaaaaaaauuuuuuuuu (melting robot) (WilliamC), Tuesday, 20 September 2016 12:31 (seven years ago) link

Donald J. Trump ‏@realDonaldTrump 34m34 minutes ago

George H.W. Bush supporting Crooked Hillary. A one term loser supporting a crook. What a surprise!

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 20 September 2016 12:37 (seven years ago) link

One term more than you're gonna get, loser.

ALL TACOE'S 1/2 HALF "OFF" (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 20 September 2016 12:41 (seven years ago) link


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