Seattle! How is it now? Are there jobs? Should I move there?

:D Hahahahahaha lxy!

Mmmmm, roasted opera-singing fake pig!

In other news, there is some really awful karaoke with a live band going on somewhere close to us RIGHT NOW. (Plz dude stop trying to sing Talkin' 'Bout My Generation - yr v. bad at it! Also, wtf sort of awful cover band can't play Chuck Berry for shit???)

i like to try to believe we're in the same city at the same time but it can be hard

(so fucking quiet here, we're the loudest for blocks)

(also, if you cooked a rusted iron pig i bet it'd be good)

rusted vitamins and minerals

how long does it oink for? does it sound like a realistic oink?

T, he OiNK joke T, he

lb, it doesn't oink, it sings opera. annoying. you would love it.

it snorts at the end of the song people and it is annoying!

it snorgs

that pig is crazy!

laurel there is a RAGING bud select argument over on time for a drinks thread and I can't help but think you'd have something to say

Hmmm! Do I care about Bud Select?

i dunno do you??? that's the big question!

Pretty sure I've never had it!! I might be going over to the dark side, though, since I had a Modelo Especial the other night and it was pretty good (they were out of Bud).

Does the pig sing the same aria every single time, or does it do random selections?

Mmmmm, dark dark beers mmmmmm.

same "aria"

oh, that's bad.

Once I've found all the tools again, let's dismantle it.

http://seattlest.com/attachments/seattle_dan/Prosciuttoandmelon.JPG

And reassemble it in front of Jergins' house, because I know he would appreciate that.

thx jaq got that on the porch

lol @ upthread:

Drinking and croquet!!! Where can we do this?!? Because, that would be excellent!

-- Jaq (Jaq), Wednesday, July 12, 2006 4:40 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Link

These 100 pigs, sponsored by 100 generous piganthropists, will celebrate the Market’s 100th anniversary from June to September

Swine Finder

thank fuck september's almost over

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I may or may no1t make it to Mr. Jaq's b-day extravaganza, but, either way, happy birthday to him!

no1t = not

got that on the porch

:D enjoy!

Co-worker came and picked up the worm bin this morning - bye li'l guys, you're the best!

Rev, hope to see you, but if not, I'll pass on yr good wishes.

i heard the opera pig snort DO NOT LIKE

SAY BYE BYE!!!11!!
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NOOOO IT ARE MY BIRTHDAY

HURRAY!!!! (for pig leaving AND for birthday)

looking fwd to tonight's Mr. Jaq party. (too bad you guys missed yesterday night's shindig, tres fun)

No 26 minutes, no crediblity.

any chance this is going to go later than 10:30? i'm guessing not, starting at 7. well, have fun everybody. and HAPPY BIRTHDAY MR. JAQ

jergins, I'll text you if it looks like we are going to be able to stay awake after 10:30. We almost got the old place cleaned and finished off today, but not quite.

Matos, v. sad we did not come last night, but there was still SO MUCH crap to move out of the old place.

Hey, bring back that pig, you moving guys! I found my needle nose pliers and sidecuts!

lxy's going to meet you, and then picking me up at work. i'm sure she'll have a handle on whether you guys are sticking around. (and if she wants to go home. and if i'm just shot after another 12 hour day. house managing YAAAAAAY but man am i tired)

Thanks all y'all that hung out w/ us last night! We didn't get home 'til after 1 am, and there was a massive brawl w/ cops and all happening in front of the J&M and Central, so yay! new urban existence!

that was fun, jaq. what a bunch of cool people. thanks for having us.

btw, that undone white collar w/ loosen red power tie look? HAWT!

Jaq, please install Jaq/mr. jaq aka pioneer sq cam so the rest of us can thrill to your new urban existence (at 1am)!

Yes, bring on the Jaq & Mr. Jaq realiTV.

(And the cats, of course.)

my coworker just called the impending storm 'windstock' uhhh

http://www.red-gold-green.com/prod_clsups/windsock.jpg

i miss the windsock store on the hillclimb

this strom's crap. knock out the power! rain like hell! do something to justify the bloviating on the local news last night!

this strom's wild! crazy! uncensored!

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