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― Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Thursday, 22 September 2016 23:20 (seven years ago) link
http://www.lolzgif.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/bear-scratch-balls.gif
― mookieproof, Saturday, 24 September 2016 01:52 (seven years ago) link
I'd link a "masturbating bear" clip from Conan's old show, but that's not the direction this thread needs to go in.
― nickn, Saturday, 24 September 2016 03:19 (seven years ago) link
yeah, kinda sorry about that
― mookieproof, Saturday, 24 September 2016 03:20 (seven years ago) link
Real bear activity is OK, I'd say.
As long as it doesn't become the thrust (huh huh) of this thread.
― nickn, Saturday, 24 September 2016 03:25 (seven years ago) link
http://67.media.tumblr.com/d75b47fda61fca2b4fe1f7910c997333/tumblr_odpa0ni4Js1vtxgwao1_1280.jpg
― the devastation is very important to me (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 25 September 2016 21:37 (seven years ago) link
A bear from around here in a rather more typical pose.http://farm9.static.flickr.com/8544/28841813161_4c00b10c6d_b.jpg
― a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Sunday, 25 September 2016 21:54 (seven years ago) link
sorry to be the bearer of bad newshttp://www.nytimes.com/2016/10/18/nyregion/pedals-the-walking-bear-is-dead-new-jersey-officials-believe.html
― the notes the loon doesn't play (ulysses), Tuesday, 18 October 2016 13:17 (seven years ago) link
https://twitter.com/animalvid/status/789624437704450048
― mookieproof, Saturday, 22 October 2016 17:33 (seven years ago) link
That one scene in The Revenant has soured me on bears forever. Thanks, Inarritu.
― Wes Brodicus, Saturday, 22 October 2016 19:30 (seven years ago) link
the one where the bear sexually assaults leo?
― mh 😏, Saturday, 22 October 2016 20:46 (seven years ago) link
twice iirc
― doo-doo diplomacy (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 22 October 2016 20:53 (seven years ago) link
bear say "I now pronounce you man and wife" to me
http://1gr.cz/fotky/idnes/16/104/org/FKA67005d_profimedia_0304365509.jpg
― soref, Wednesday, 2 November 2016 17:53 (seven years ago) link
feel like the reception may have been somewhat tragic tho
― the notes the loon doesn't play (ulysses), Wednesday, 2 November 2016 17:55 (seven years ago) link
looking at that dude in particular i would say "tragic" is strong
― Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 2 November 2016 18:04 (seven years ago) link
"I now pronounce you man-bun and wife"
― nickn, Wednesday, 2 November 2016 18:11 (seven years ago) link
reception went like
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-vuVjiF8Jk&feature=youtu.be&t=37
― carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 2 November 2016 19:17 (seven years ago) link
no time stamp url videos damn u youtube
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-vuVjiF8Jk @:38
― carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 2 November 2016 19:18 (seven years ago) link
Feel like that photo somehow proves John Cornyn's point about box turtles.
― pplains, Wednesday, 2 November 2016 19:28 (seven years ago) link
https://66.media.tumblr.com/e655efe2634c12a6f3ed0ed4c7ba26af/tumblr_ocw2bzYWBS1qaiafbo1_1280.jpg
― 龜, Thursday, 3 November 2016 15:09 (seven years ago) link
kumamon say hi to bear
― the notes the loon doesn't play (ulysses), Thursday, 3 November 2016 15:14 (seven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/2UdzmBM.mp4
― Eallach mhór an duine leisg (dowd), Tuesday, 22 November 2016 19:59 (seven years ago) link
or maybe http://i.imgur.com/2UdzmBM.mp4
― Eallach mhór an duine leisg (dowd), Tuesday, 22 November 2016 20:00 (seven years ago) link
https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13690773_1288404317843897_2968667816696401880_n.jpg?oh=90292aa205a040dd2211881f74a6bbcb&oe=58C959A8
― nickn, Friday, 25 November 2016 06:20 (seven years ago) link
holy moly
https://www.tumblr.com/video/moonlandingwasfaked/153869133226/500/
― trump le monde (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 30 November 2016 19:47 (seven years ago) link
how does that not end with her getting eaten
― Οὖτις, Wednesday, 30 November 2016 19:51 (seven years ago) link
Raise bear from cub, feed bear well before playing with it. And know how to read bear's mood, when "OK, I've had enough of this" starts to present, stop playing with bear.
― nickn, Wednesday, 30 November 2016 21:06 (seven years ago) link
gonna just go with leave bear the fuck alone
― Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 30 November 2016 21:35 (seven years ago) link
jesus I couldn't even do half that shit to my dog w/out it nipping me
― ||||||||, Wednesday, 30 November 2016 22:54 (seven years ago) link
http://a.fod4.com/images/user_photos/1371826/4c0fc8579ecf9d6e564f622eda14ea44_original.
― the notes the loon doesn't play (ulysses), Wednesday, 30 November 2016 23:42 (seven years ago) link
Joanna Fearsom
― nickn, Thursday, 1 December 2016 00:13 (seven years ago) link
is there a chance the bear is drugged?
― niels, Thursday, 1 December 2016 11:22 (seven years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgG_XHeC0Xg
― trump le monde (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 3 December 2016 22:47 (seven years ago) link
would bet that harp is being played by person in a bear suit (which visibly bags over the back of the chair)
― a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Saturday, 3 December 2016 23:54 (seven years ago) link
is this on here? it's from 2011https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Mer3pgT7n4
― assawoman bay (harbl), Monday, 12 December 2016 01:39 (seven years ago) link
I think that one opened the thread.
― nickn, Monday, 12 December 2016 03:31 (seven years ago) link
Or not, apparently.
― nickn, Monday, 12 December 2016 03:40 (seven years ago) link
bear say hi to me
― El Tomboto, Monday, 12 December 2016 03:44 (seven years ago) link
https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-0/s526x395/15380663_10155645157538986_6340734701448336169_n.jpg?oh=fec3add1eb43f00c5857ca5097681fe0&oe=58BC8EE0
― nickn, Monday, 12 December 2016 06:42 (seven years ago) link
ok i figured, couldn't stand to scroll through. it "bears" rewatching though.
― assawoman bay (harbl), Monday, 12 December 2016 23:50 (seven years ago) link
I'm wondering if that waving bear was posted on another thread and that inspired this thread? The opener here is a photo of a bear falling from a tree, which doesn't match the thread title as much as it should. Whereas the video is perfect.
― nickn, Tuesday, 13 December 2016 00:11 (seven years ago) link
― El Tomboto, Tuesday, 13 December 2016 00:46 (seven years ago) link
what is this "mistakes car for a predator" nonsense? A bear does not mistake anything for a predator. A fellow predator, maybe?
― El Tomboto, Tuesday, 13 December 2016 00:48 (seven years ago) link
I know it's in this thread, I just thought it was the first post. Maybe the falling bear looks like it's waving.
― nickn, Tuesday, 13 December 2016 01:13 (seven years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C5tKO9lVMAA1D0h.jpg
― goole, Monday, 27 February 2017 22:41 (seven years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C_VR1pFW0AATZ_I.jpg
― Spottie, Tuesday, 9 May 2017 19:24 (seven years ago) link
nice earrings
― Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Tuesday, 9 May 2017 19:33 (seven years ago) link
Saw this on the news this morning. Someone in the house was baking. He wanted cake.
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Tuesday, 9 May 2017 20:25 (seven years ago) link
weird
in my mind bears preferred pies
― i n f i n i t y (∞), Tuesday, 9 May 2017 20:26 (seven years ago) link
Look how nice and cuddly he looks! It's a good thing this dude didn't show up and do this at my place because I'd probably open the door to share some cake and, well, you know how that ends.
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Tuesday, 9 May 2017 20:28 (seven years ago) link