the strange bathos of wikipedia infoboxes

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focus on the waterfall man

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Information
Gender Male
Spouse Mrs. Blobby
Children Baby Blobby (son)
Nationality British

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Hazards Free fall
Access Public
Features Green parakeets

Type New religious movement
Classification UFO religious
Orientation Gnostic inspired Sci-fi Millenarianism
Structure Public meetings
Moderator Marshall Applewhite (1974–1997)
Region United States
Headquarters San Diego, California
Founder Marshall Applewhite and Bonnie Nettles
Origin 1974
Defunct March 19–20, 1997 (Religious Movement)
Members 41 (Pre-1997), 2 (Post-1997)

Description: head shot of deceased musician
Author or copyright owner: unknown
Original publication: unknown
Immediate source: https://www.earnthenecklace.com/scott-putesky-wiki-cause-of-death-band-girlfriend-wife-facts/

Born Rachael Domenica Ray
August 25, 1968 (age 52)
Glens Falls, New York, U.S.
Spouse(s) John Cusimano ​(m. 2005)​
Culinary career
Cooking style Thursdays

of course she's a Virgo

also I miss u nakh

Songwriter(s)

Radric Davis · Michael Williams II · Marquel Middlebrooks · Khalif Brown · Kanye West · Varg Vikernes