I've had people say it's a hardening, actually ~ US presidential election 2016 part 9/11 never forget

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What'd you watch instead, I was hoping you were having a nice time

slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 06:14 (seven years ago) link

the Mets, til i fell asleep

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 06:26 (seven years ago) link

@DennisThePerrin

Hillary: "The more you help wealthy people, the better off we'll be. I don't agree with that." Goldman Sachs debate party erupts in laughter

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 06:26 (seven years ago) link

waking up this morning and reading about the debate the main point seems to be that Trump was on cocaine, do I have that right?

how does cocaine poll? better than Clinton?

droit au butt (Euler), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 07:10 (seven years ago) link

She don't lie.

a full playlist of presidential sex jams (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 07:36 (seven years ago) link

@DennisThePerrin

Hillary: "The more you help wealthy people, the better off we'll be. I don't agree with that." Goldman Sachs debate party erupts in laughter

doubtless the first laughter Perrin has heard in some time

tongue and cheek (stevie), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 07:53 (seven years ago) link

But Mr. Trump said mysteriously that he had “something extremely rough” to say about “Hillary and her family,” then added, “I can’t do it, I can’t do it.” He told CNN afterward that he was proud of “holding back” on Bill Clinton and his extramarital affairs because the Clintons’ daughter, Chelsea, was in the audience.

the tightening is plateauing (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 09:43 (seven years ago) link

He is such a shithead.

Frederik B, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 10:02 (seven years ago) link

That's the kind of thing he does to lash out when he feels wounded, though. He probably know that he just got humiliated, badly.

Frederik B, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 10:05 (seven years ago) link

(41% Democrats, 26% Republicans, 33% Moby Grape fans)

Great, we're polling better numbers than the Republicans and people said that couldn't happen.

(SNIFFING AND INDISTINCT SOBBING) (Tom D.), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 10:47 (seven years ago) link

lol sure Chelsea Clinton rite now is all like "what's this bad thing he was going to say? Mom? Dad? Don't avoid my eyes Dad..."

I like it when you shoot inside me Dirk (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 10:53 (seven years ago) link

Until he explicitly clarified, I half assumed he was congratulating himself for the chivalrous restraint of not using the c-word during the debate.

Suddenly...Soup! (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 11:57 (seven years ago) link

My fave moment remains him boasting of his temperament immediately after losing his temper with the birther stuff.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 12:05 (seven years ago) link

By the way, has anyone called Hannity yet?

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 12:10 (seven years ago) link

If he does get into Bill's terrible behavior, he gives her an easy route to sympathy -- yes, my family has had struggles like many families, none of us are perfect, but we work on it and work things out etc etc etc. She wouldn't even need to mention Trump's own serial bad behavior, enough people know about it all that the contrast will not work in his favor.

Mike Pence shakes his head and mouths the word ‘no’ (tipsy mothra), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 12:11 (seven years ago) link

Just watching some highlights from this debate, Trump constantly referring to Clinton as 'her' is pretty unpleasant.

(SNIFFING AND INDISTINCT SOBBING) (Tom D.), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 12:16 (seven years ago) link

I called him Hannity earlier. It went to that stupid answering machine message of his where it beeps, but it's still part of the message. You know, so you start talking and he laughs and then it beeps properly? Anyway, I told him I had to talk to him urgently, that only he could settle this argument and save the republic. If he could confirm that he and Trump used to sit around, Trump talking about how great his hotels were while Hannity expressed amazement at how against the war Trump was, all might not be lost. The USA need a deus ex Hannity, and he has to answer that call.

I don't know if he still thinks I'm on the old number. For all our sakes, I hope he replies.

two crickets sassing each other (dowd), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 12:19 (seven years ago) link

It had nothing to do with anything but, because she knows Trump, I absolutely guarantee that Clinton had prepped for Trump to 'go there' re: Bill's proclivities. She may even be a little disappointed that he didn't, depending on the strength of her counterzing.

Suddenly...Soup! (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 12:23 (seven years ago) link

After the debate, I switched on Fox News and Hannity and Newt Gingrich both agreed that the "restraint" he showed when not bringing up Juanita Broderick was his strongest moment of the debate

The joint smugness in that conversation leapt off the tv screen and tried to strangle me.

I know hoes that know Ali Farka Toure (voodoo chili), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 12:25 (seven years ago) link

There's nothing trump can say that Clinton hasn't heard a million times before. I know he likes to think he's the originator of all ideas, policies, positions etc, but it's fairly well trodden territory by now. I was just trying to think of what he could accuse them of I haven't heard before, and I came up wanting.

two crickets sassing each other (dowd), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 12:26 (seven years ago) link

He could always make something up

I know hoes that know Ali Farka Toure (voodoo chili), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 12:30 (seven years ago) link

"After the debate, I switched on Fox News and Hannity and Newt Gingrich both agreed that the "restraint" he showed when not bringing up Juanita Broderick was his strongest moment of the debate"

Like Gingrich is in any position to comment on Bill's philandering beyond "well, this is how i did it.

tongue and cheek (stevie), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 12:33 (seven years ago) link

"I don't understand what Bill was thinking. You never start chasing tail until after your wife's cancer diagnosis."

Suddenly...Soup! (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 12:42 (seven years ago) link

Clinton should have jumped on Trump's admission that he doesn't pay income tax. I love that he let that slip out for the sake of a weak retort.

CLINTON: And maybe because you haven't paid any federal income tax for a lot of years. (APPLAUSE)

And the other thing I think is important...

TRUMP: It would be squandered, too, believe me.

jmm, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 12:47 (seven years ago) link

And the other time when she said he paid no federal income tax and he retorted, "Because I'm smart." Super smart.

Suddenly...Soup! (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 12:50 (seven years ago) link

I'm genuinely unclear how Mr. Five-Children-with-Three-Wives thought he was gonna score a point by saying "Your husband cheated on you!"

Don Van Gorp, midwest regional VP, marketing (誤訳侮辱), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 12:54 (seven years ago) link

It would've been beautiful, believe me. Make your head spin.

Suddenly...Soup! (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 12:55 (seven years ago) link

The polls won't change much, but the debate did more than I could've imagined: I doubt any of the six independents watched last night and said, "I'm voting for Trump." She wasn't going to persuade Trump-or-die voters, he wasn't going to peel any of hers off -- she just had to make him look moronic to undecideds.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 13:04 (seven years ago) link

I'm genuinely unclear how Mr. Five-Children-with-Three-Wives thought he was gonna score a point by saying "Your husband cheated on you!"

in Trumpworld infidelity is always the woman's fault

frogbs, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 13:15 (seven years ago) link

also fucking lol @ the cybersecurity question where Trump brings up how good his 10-year old son is with computers and doesn't say a thing about emails. he was so rattled.

frogbs, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 13:22 (seven years ago) link

We've come a long way from internets.

pplains, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 13:22 (seven years ago) link

That was almost an endearingly grandparent-y thing to say. Except in all the ways it wasn't.

two crickets sassing each other (dowd), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 13:23 (seven years ago) link

Dr casino did the Clinton camp ask if you were interested in playing trump in the mock debates

― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, September 26, 2016 10:25 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I'm glad you asked this question and the answer is yes they did, they have and they are still asking. Because they're desperate! They're so lost, it's a mess over there and they're doing so badly. So. Badly. In the polls - just today, Wyoming, Iowa, Montana, it's - very badly. So they were begging me. In fact, and this you can go and, the media are not reporting this but it's been in some of the papers that they have actually asked if I would take over for Hillary Clinton and run for that party also. They say "Donald - we need you! We can't win and you're winning so much!" This is people in her campaign are saying this because they don't trust her to get the job done and I will. Believe me. And so we talked about it and we negotiated and there were a lot of offers but we couldn't come to a deal because they are just the worst at making deals, terrible, but we were very close and I built a great company.

Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 13:24 (seven years ago) link

:) Exactly how many 'worst deals ever' were they last night?

two crickets sassing each other (dowd), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 13:25 (seven years ago) link

lmao xp

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 13:27 (seven years ago) link

Donald Trump on Tuesday morning responded Hillary Clinton's comment during the debate that Trump once called a beauty contest contestant "Miss Piggy," saying on "Fox and Friends" that the Miss Universe contestant had "gained a massive amount of weight."

Trump brought up Clinton's remarks about Alicia Machado, a former Miss Universe winner who Trump encouraged to lose weight after she won the crown in the 1990s, when he was asked if Clinton got under his skin. Trump said that Machado was the "absolute worst."

"She was the worst we ever had. The worst, the absolute worst. She was impossible, and she was a Miss Universe contestant and ultimately a winner who they had a tremendously difficult time with as Miss Universe," he said on "Fox and Friends."

"She was the winner, and, you know, she gained a massive amount of weight, and it was a real problem. We had a real problem. Not only that, her attitude, and we had a real problem with her," Trump continued. "So Hillary went back into the years and she found this girl. This was many years ago, and found the girl and talked about her like she was Mother Teresa, and it wasn't quite that way, but that's okay. Hillary has to do what she has to do. I see what's happening in the polls."

During the debate, Clinton used Trump's past comments about Machado to illustrate how he treats women.

"And one of the worst things he said was about a woman in a beauty contest -- he loves beauty contests, supporting them and hanging around them -- and he called this woman 'Miss Piggy,' then he called her 'Miss Housekeeping' because she was Latina," Clinton said during the debate.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 13:28 (seven years ago) link

that dean tweet went live! god bless the internet.

https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/14390713_10154681879526614_1755521280698556867_n.jpg?oh=882dde44039ffd0b442918712dccca18&oe=5878CCDE

scott seward, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 13:35 (seven years ago) link

CBS was really struggling trying to find pro-Trump tweets that were coherent and able to be show on-air. I think they showed the same Ari Fleischer one several times along with an old Trump tweet.

All the tweet really showed me was that Ari Fleischer is a dipshit

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 13:41 (seven years ago) link

aren't Trump people deleting tweets anyway?

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 13:43 (seven years ago) link

also fucking lol @ the cybersecurity question where Trump brings up how good his 10-year old son is with computers and doesn't say a thing about emails. he was so rattled.

― frogbs, Tuesday, September 27, 2016 8:22 AM (seventeen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Yes, this was maybe my favorite non sequitur of them all. Just thrown in the middle of his garbled spew about 'cyber'. "I have a son. He's 10 years old. He has computers. He is so good with these computers, it's unbelievable." And then no further mention of his son or how that connects to concerns about 'cyber'.

Suddenly...Soup! (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 13:43 (seven years ago) link

Ari Fleischer is a dipshit... STOP THE PRESSES

Dean, after his kneecapping by the party via the Scream, has proven to be a standard-issue pig

i'm glad you guys aspire for your "side" to get as deep in the muck tho

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 13:44 (seven years ago) link

Doc Casino, in all seriousness, you need to look into capitalizing on your talent for Trumpspeak. Ghostwrite a fake memoir or something. The world needs your talent.

Suddenly...Soup! (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 13:45 (seven years ago) link

i was flabbergasted he didn't bring up the insecure email server during the cyber attack portion. even I thought about that. what a fucking bozo

akm, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 13:45 (seven years ago) link

that would have been the obvious place to bring it up, yeah

I think Trump genuinely doesn't know how to react when people just take responsibility for something and apologize. His whole idea of hammering on the email issue kind of sputtered out when Clinton admitted fault?

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 13:49 (seven years ago) link

Doc Casino, Groucho's Rufus T Firefly in Duck Soup is a clear model for Trump, you shd go see it

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 13:50 (seven years ago) link

maybe in the jingoism? even Groucho's ridiculousness is more competent than just repeating the same phrase for emphasis

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 13:53 (seven years ago) link

I think Trump genuinely doesn't know how to react when people just take responsibility for something and apologize.

see Trump half-heartedly going after the "Super Predator" comment-- You said a terrible thing, I think you apologized for it, it was bad. Clinton doesn't respond.

Blowout Coombes (President Keyes), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 13:57 (seven years ago) link

I wonder who picked up on the fact that if you don't respond to something he said, he completely forgets about it. Seems like a crucial weakness.

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 13:58 (seven years ago) link

"She was the winner, and, you know, she gained a massive amount of weight, and it was a real problem. We had a real problem.

So, all those quotes in Hillary's ads that your supporters claim were taken out of context... you're attempting to supply more context on Fox and Friends? Great, here's another shovel, keep digging.

Wants to impose Sriracha law in America (Dan Peterson), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 14:05 (seven years ago) link

Trump really spent a lot of time last night patting himself on the back for shady business practices that aren't going to be well received by anyone but the most hard core Trump supporters. His whole idea of running our foreign policy like a business just doesn't line up with most American values. This article does a good job digging into his comments:

http://www.slate.com/articles/news_and_politics/politics/2016/09/donald_trump_vote_for_me_i_m_a_cheater_and_a_thief.html

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 14:11 (seven years ago) link


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