I've had people say it's a hardening, actually ~ US presidential election 2016 part 9/11 never forget

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the biggest evidence that Clinton "won" is that today Trump's campaign is defensive + doing damage control + lashing out randomly and Clinton is just doing her usual boring workmanlike stuff. Trump has Giuliani out there bitching about the details of the stop and frisk ruling, Conway is clarifying that Trump doesn't think climate change is man-made, Trump is making pathetic refs to Lewinsky,, chewing out Machado, his microphone etc. This is not the picture of a campaign that feels good about its performance. The points its having to defend/address aren't going to go well with target demos (african americans, women, latinos, non-morons) which just means bad press for the next couple cycles. Poll numbers will drop a bit accordingly I suspect.

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 19:48 (seven years ago) link

OTMFM. But, tbf, Trump would've found something to get whinily defensive about even if he'd somehow decisively won.

Gravy Spill in the Gravitron (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 20:00 (seven years ago) link

https://twitter.com/MajorCBS/status/780747025398763520?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

brownie, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 20:08 (seven years ago) link

Dana Milbank writes, “Trump ostentatiously avoided preparation — playing the proverbial high school slacker drinking beer behind the bleachers while the teacher’s pet was in the library. But Monday night was the revenge of the nerd.”

god Dana Milbank is an asshole

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 20:12 (seven years ago) link

I was half-listening to CBS's pregame show on their streaming news channel and was thinking "jesus who is that asshole who is saying this" and they had Peggy Noonan on screen

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 20:13 (seven years ago) link

xpost I like to imagine him and Mark Russell as a performing team that bores the audience to death.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 20:13 (seven years ago) link

From that WaPo reaction roundup, the Clinton campaign was quick to come up with this ad (released at 3:30am today):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y7ys8bmTf5U

I know hoes that know Ali Farka Toure (voodoo chili), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 20:19 (seven years ago) link

I feel like they could've found better examples.

I know hoes that know Ali Farka Toure (voodoo chili), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 20:20 (seven years ago) link

HAN SHOT FIRST

thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 20:21 (seven years ago) link

guys i just watched the first 45 mins of this and here's my takeaway

- hillary will regulate our businesses out of existence
- trump wants to supercharge our businesses to compete with china

have i got that about right?

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 20:23 (seven years ago) link

Hey everyone relax...Mark Russell is ON IT.

http://www.markrussell.net/

What I learned from the debate -- and I knew you'd ask: The best way to beat ISIS is for General Douglas MacArthur to stop and frisk Rosie O'Donnell.

Both candidates appeared presidential but in Trump's case, President Mussolini.

If mugging and eye rolling were statesmanlike traits, Trump would be George Washington.

Moderator Lester Hold was missing for awhile. Did he duck out for a drink? They should have tied a yellow ribbon around his chair.

Trump made a snide remark about people who weigh 400 pounds. There goes Christie's support.

Hillary recalled her father being in the drapery business. Which may explain the red pants suit.

In the end, we are left with the question: where are Trump's tax returns? Maybe somebody should frisk Jimmy Hoffa.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 20:24 (seven years ago) link

"I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody and I wouldn't lose any voters"

Isn't this basically calling his supporters idiots to their faces?

jmm, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 20:24 (seven years ago) link

no because fifth avenue is presumably in NYC and a lot of his voters are cool with New Yorkers being randomly shot, as long as its not by terrorists

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 20:26 (seven years ago) link

Yes, and they love it, please sir, can they have another?

Gravy Spill in the Gravitron (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 20:26 (seven years ago) link

yep what mh said, Trump's fascists think that people being shot is good.

Dan I., Tuesday, 27 September 2016 20:28 (seven years ago) link

NYC is a hotbed of the worst ppl in America if I remember correctly, it's up there with um maybe Hollywood

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 20:28 (seven years ago) link

Isn't this basically calling his supporters idiots to their faces?

Don't forget he actually said "How stupid are the people of Iowa?" at a rally in Iowa, and then won Iowa

frogbs, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 20:31 (seven years ago) link

The good news for Clinton is no matter what Trump does next, she can likely use the exact same strategy to make his cool the next time around. Taxes, lawsuits, bankruptcies, lack of wealth. And if he brings up the Clinton Foundation nonsense, which has no real legs, she can bring up the Trump Foundation fouls, whose reporting has just begun and is already pretty damning.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 20:31 (seven years ago) link

Cruz won Iowa, so I guess Iowans are dumb

I know hoes that know Ali Farka Toure (voodoo chili), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 20:32 (seven years ago) link

A rare time when Trump came up positive on a factcheck

I know hoes that know Ali Farka Toure (voodoo chili), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 20:32 (seven years ago) link

:)

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 20:32 (seven years ago) link

the plurality amongst iowa republicans is social conservative rural weirdos who live along the south dakota border. they'd take a complete idiot like santorum or cruz's santorum-lite (lol) pandering any day over trump

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 20:35 (seven years ago) link

They are polling in favor of Trump right now, though, despite going for Obama in 2012.

I know hoes that know Ali Farka Toure (voodoo chili), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 20:40 (seven years ago) link

really? I've seen some depressing tied polls, but none with Trump winning statewide

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 20:42 (seven years ago) link

watching this debate if i was a white racist i would DEFINITELY vote for trump

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 20:42 (seven years ago) link

Tracer makes a good point

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 20:43 (seven years ago) link

i wish it weren't completely impossible that he just makes the leap to "i keep asking but no one can tell me why is racism so BAD exactly" and pivots to a secession exodus to florida "for all the normal people"

by this time next year, the possibility he'll be in jail > in the white house

thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 20:48 (seven years ago) link

dudes like him don't go to jail

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 20:48 (seven years ago) link

kind of wondering about his blood pressure tbh

can you take both diet pills and beta blockers, or do you think the reason he gets flown back to NYC every night on the campaign trail is for his doctor to shoot him up with sleepy juice

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 20:53 (seven years ago) link

Cruz won Iowa, so I guess Iowans are dumb

oh whoops

frogbs, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 20:58 (seven years ago) link

lol howard dean dgaf

http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/howard-dean-trump-cocaine-habit

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 20:58 (seven years ago) link

kind of wondering about his blood pressure tbh

can you take both diet pills and beta blockers, or do you think the reason he gets flown back to NYC every night on the campaign trail is for his doctor to shoot him up with sleepy juice

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nomar, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 20:59 (seven years ago) link

exactly

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 21:01 (seven years ago) link

Hil made an awkward Ernie Banks reference today re more debates ("Let's play two!"), def laying groundwork for 'I'm a Cubs fan' championship run.

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 21:08 (seven years ago) link

The good news for Clinton is no matter what Trump does next, she can likely use the exact same strategy to make his cool the next time around. Taxes, lawsuits, bankruptcies, lack of wealth. And if he brings up the Clinton Foundation nonsense, which has no real legs, she can bring up the Trump Foundation fouls, whose reporting has just begun and is already pretty damning.

Absolutely - he simply can't control himself on these issues and he never will. But more than that I think she will continue to exploit his fatal flaw: his need to be right on every single issue, even if it's against all facts, logic, and video-recorded evidnence, and his willingness to dig his way through the other end of the Earth to defend himself. Take, for example, his stance on the Iraq war - the truth is, he's actually DOES have a decent line here: he was a private citizen, nobody cares what he thought back then, he didn't really put a lot of thought into it, Howard Stern just asked him and he said "yeah, I guess so". Hillary is the one who actually VOTED for it, so she's the one who should've known better. That's all you have to say! Instead he goes into this really weird rabbit hole where he shouts "Shaun Hannity!!" over and over, sounding like an 8-year old with cookie dust all over his face; he could've so easily turned that on Clinton, instead he winds up looking like a lunatic.

frogbs, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 21:11 (seven years ago) link

more than anything, I hope she stops listening to advice from men

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 21:12 (seven years ago) link

That Scott Adams blog is epic

Anacostia Aerodrome (El Tomboto), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 21:13 (seven years ago) link

The problem is that the public values the juiciness of the Clinton Foundation shadiness over the juiciness of the Trump Steaks Foundation shadiness, so it would be in her best interest to emphasize all of the things that were found out about it, yet at the same time she probably doesn't want to bring it up at all because there is no real way she can comment on the Clinton Foundation and have it look good. There are too many implications that come out of the various ways she would defend herself given how sensitive the cynical/skeptical public is, like if she said "Well nobody has found any wrongdoings in our foundation" people might read into it as if she means "...yet", and other wordings might motivate the public to ask her to be more transparent about the foundation. I don't know, it seems like a tricky subject even if she can deflect by turning it around on Trump in that instance. However, recaps might highlight unfavorable rumors/conspiracies/theories.

Evan, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 21:34 (seven years ago) link

that is quality nightmare material nomar

imago, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 21:54 (seven years ago) link

lol

Not everyone thought Mr. Trump appeared unprepared for the White House.

Barb Haag, a retired teacher of the emotionally disturbed, said Mr. Trump’s interruptions did not bother her. “Kids interrupt you all the time if they have a point to make,” she said.

Trump supporter compares Trump to emotionally disturbed child... and still plans to vote for him

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 22:03 (seven years ago) link

Never knew it was infectious.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 22:16 (seven years ago) link

Trump attempted to put the sniffles debate to rest during his Fox News interview.

“No sniffles, no,” he told the hosts, arguing that his microphone was simultaneously “very bad” and possibly “good enough to hear breathing.”

nomar, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 22:19 (seven years ago) link

Although I would fully believe it, I kinda stopped caring about the cocaine thing around 7 a.m. this morning, when I started to post a Dr. Rockzo gif to facebook but changed my mind.

how's life, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 22:22 (seven years ago) link

a retired teacher of the emotionally disturbed,

I wish you could see my home. It's... it's so... exciting (Jon not Jon), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 22:34 (seven years ago) link

has anyone actually photoshopped trump's face on Rockzo yet?!

Mad Piratical (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 22:53 (seven years ago) link

let's see it lol

Nhex, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 23:17 (seven years ago) link

i guess the microphone issue was debunked but (not knowing anything about tv crew technical stuff) i wondered if he was having mic problems because he started out so benzo-d out quiet before he reverted to standard trump volume.

that mean squint he makes when he's angry is kinda scary, imo, really looks like he's going to lose it and punch somebody or something.

brimstead, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 23:31 (seven years ago) link


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