I've had people say it's a hardening, actually ~ US presidential election 2016 part 9/11 never forget

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who's baking Minafer's strawberry shortcake

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 01:49 (seven years ago) link

What do you mean "us"

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 28 September 2016 01:51 (seven years ago) link

Spoken like a true white man

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 28 September 2016 01:51 (seven years ago) link

Thanks for the zillionth iteration of the same stupid talking point.

Cumstaun (Phil D.), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 01:54 (seven years ago) link

1004 VOTES!
Do you support making English the official language of the United States?
Why or why not?
Submitted by: Maria T. from CA

thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 01:56 (seven years ago) link

644 VOTES!
Why are you held to a different legal standard than 'ordinary' Americans?
Other individuals who mishandle sensitive and classified materials are punished, including jailed. Justify why a double standard has been applied to your mishandling of classified emails.

thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 01:57 (seven years ago) link

736 VOTES!
How can we prevent the BLM from inciting riots and harm to police?
The BLM is agitating citizens therefore causing attacks on police. People like George Soros are funding the BLM that is causing violence in America.
Submitted by: Steve M. from FL

thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 01:58 (seven years ago) link

Remind me again why we are doing this

thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 01:58 (seven years ago) link

long train of abuses and usurpations iirc

florence foster wallace (difficult listening hour), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 01:59 (seven years ago) link

i thought it was something to do with tea

thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 02:00 (seven years ago) link

The question with the most votes. People really like the verb 'protect'.

4556
VOTE!
How will you ensure the 2nd amendment is protected?
Too much crime is blamed on the tool, not the person. How will you protect law abiding citizens to protect themselves.

jmm, Wednesday, 28 September 2016 02:05 (seven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDKBBA_nwqc

Fun to watch, but completely confirmation bias reinforcing

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 02:06 (seven years ago) link

122 VOTES!
The US is $19 Trillion in debt. Do you care? Will you fix this? How?
The US is spending 175% of our annual budget every year. You can take 100% of all the rich people's money and it won't make a dent. How will you fix this Jelly Roll?
Submitted by: Nancy C. from TX

thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 02:07 (seven years ago) link

If we do another thread before the next debate, i am voting for a "How Will you Fix This Jelly Roll?" title

thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 02:08 (seven years ago) link

don't wanna know which candidate nancy's calling jelly roll

florence foster wallace (difficult listening hour), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 02:09 (seven years ago) link

The debt is good, we should continue growing it until someone starts demanding more than 0% on our sovereign debt

slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 02:11 (seven years ago) link

I don't think you're ready to fix this Jelly Roll

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 02:16 (seven years ago) link

Did you guys post this already? thread too long. could watch all day kinda.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wd_ZITiiKs

scott seward, Wednesday, 28 September 2016 02:18 (seven years ago) link

i like the idea that if you take "100% of all the rich people's money" it won't make a dent in the national debt, like we need to write a four comma check to fix this problem and rich people can't do it so what are we gonna do y'all WHAT'RE WE GONNA DOOOOO
dang i need a jelly roll

thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 02:19 (seven years ago) link

what happens if u ask these debt nuts what the consequences are for not addressing the debt problem - do they just go immediately to inflation or... our creditors i guess showing up and just being like 'we're repossessing your country' and we can't do anything just millions of americans sobbing as they leave their homes bc the US gov just didn't care enough about our debt

Mordy, Wednesday, 28 September 2016 02:22 (seven years ago) link

lots of people consider debt of any kind to be an ethical issue which is well and truly nuts but it's a real thing amongst americans

thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 02:29 (seven years ago) link

here we go to another candidate poll
all the debt lets spend it on a jelly roll

los blue jeans, Wednesday, 28 September 2016 02:30 (seven years ago) link

2 VOTES!
Why did you let our Ambassador and others get sacrificed Bitch?
Submitted by: Mike S. from CA

thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 02:31 (seven years ago) link

^ asking the real questions

esempiu (crüt), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 02:32 (seven years ago) link

that Leslie Rutledge video makes me want to walk into oncoming traffic

serge thoroughgoods (will), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 02:33 (seven years ago) link

https://vine.co/v/5rzQgHFU6zO

Evan, Wednesday, 28 September 2016 02:34 (seven years ago) link

lol i noticed that when it happened, awkward

Nhex, Wednesday, 28 September 2016 02:37 (seven years ago) link

xp: The issue is mainly that public debt competes with private uses for the same money. Which is fine if the public debt is mostly for capital expenditures that produce more future wealth (education, research, infrastructure), not so good (in fact, unsustainable) if debt is being used to pay for other uses like excess military spending or pensioners.

The U.S. has a long way to go before our public debt to GDP ratio (107%) reaches the truly scary levels seen in Japan (245%). Endgame of course is to just devalue the currency, which is a disaster for those working in finance or buying imported goods, but pretty good for everyone else.

Institute for Secular Eschatology (Sanpaku), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 02:44 (seven years ago) link

ozotm

mookieproof, Wednesday, 28 September 2016 02:59 (seven years ago) link

... our creditors i guess showing up

chinese dudes wearing chinese business suits sitting in our homes and laughing and pointing at us as we trudge away w/ all our belongings and knick-knacks, commemorative american flags and toro push mowers and such

j., Wednesday, 28 September 2016 03:13 (seven years ago) link

Take only what you need to survive

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 03:35 (seven years ago) link

jelly rolls, mostly

veggie sticks potato snacks (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 03:53 (seven years ago) link

LOL I'm surprised I didnt hear about that caption snafu, a friend of mine does cc for one of the networks and often posts lulz related.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 04:24 (seven years ago) link

The debate had so many things going on that I didn't see anyone call out Hillary for not wearing a flag pin until just now. YA SLIPPIN

Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 04:45 (seven years ago) link

Trump did shake Holt's hand like two seconds after that clip ends.

So many other things to hit him with, why manipulate anything else?

pplains, Wednesday, 28 September 2016 04:51 (seven years ago) link

trump said so many bizarre things that i didn't even have time to go wtf at some of them

in any other debate, a candidate saying that general douglas macarthur wouldn't approve of his opponent's website would have been all anybody was talking about for days, but this is just another few seconds in trumpland

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 04:53 (seven years ago) link

freelance manipulation is free xp

mookieproof, Wednesday, 28 September 2016 04:54 (seven years ago) link

Haha, I'd forgotten about General MacArthur.

"I shall refresh!"

pplains, Wednesday, 28 September 2016 04:58 (seven years ago) link

does Trump maybe have a terminal illness and this is his perverse way of living it up until he shuffles off?

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 28 September 2016 04:58 (seven years ago) link

We all do, buddy.

slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 04:59 (seven years ago) link

Trump did shake Holt's hand like two seconds after that clip ends.

So many other things to hit him with, why manipulate anything else?

― pplains, Wednesday, September 28, 2016 12:51 AM (twelve minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

It's a Vic Berger Vine so it's just edited for comedic effect

Evan, Wednesday, 28 September 2016 05:05 (seven years ago) link

See here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lP2c0rDEFCk

Evan, Wednesday, 28 September 2016 05:05 (seven years ago) link

haha at the last 3rd of that

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 28 September 2016 05:10 (seven years ago) link

WRONG

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 28 September 2016 05:11 (seven years ago) link

my female students have been going WRONG. WRONG. all day

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 10:33 (seven years ago) link

Vic Berger can edit and manipulate anything he wants to. If I remember anything from this year, it'll be of that air horn going off.

pplains, Wednesday, 28 September 2016 11:48 (seven years ago) link

The Trump and Jeb! vine comps are much watch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bANQ9wlhpPk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMLXfF5s_N8

Jeb! one makes me legitimately like him

frogbs, Wednesday, 28 September 2016 13:04 (seven years ago) link

This is so stupid but I've laughed hard twice:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=48rZpwJFbMM

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 13:10 (seven years ago) link

1. I didn't know that George Soros funds the Bureau of Land Management

2. Caption switch reminds me of the times that the Far Side and Dennis the Menace got their captions switched. Both times, it improved both cartoons.

http://twentytwowords.com/newspaper-accidentally-swaps-captions-for-the-far-side-and-dennis-the-menace-twice/

wookin pa nub (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 13:22 (seven years ago) link


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