I've had people say it's a hardening, actually ~ US presidential election 2016 part 9/11 never forget

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i would love it some of those bang bang people or people like that would write some trolling zingers for her to say to trump.

I would not back this idea; we've seen the awkward way she can deliver (and repeat) word-for-word previously memorized lines.

(rocketcat) ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿฑ ๐Ÿ‘‘๐ŸŸ (kingfish), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 17:47 (seven years ago) link

Chuck Tingle material: important if true

wookin pa nub (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 17:52 (seven years ago) link

holy shit @ those vic berger videos loool

marcos, Wednesday, 28 September 2016 17:52 (seven years ago) link

i'm glad you guys are happy with a Thrillary-embedded press

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 18:03 (seven years ago) link

(which you've been groundlessly begging for all these months)

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 18:03 (seven years ago) link

this got lost in the shuffle but i lol'd

Marco Rubio: โ€œI didnโ€™t see (the debate), guys. I was on an airplane.โ€

thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 18:07 (seven years ago) link

For the love of Christ, Morbs. Have you somehow failed to notice Trump's constant employment of news media for his own ends or is this just selective myopia? Oh, wait, never mind...

I Still Don't Regret My Crazy Town Neck Tat, and Here's Why (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 18:08 (seven years ago) link

Not seeing an exact parallel as this 'employment' consists of He's Loud and Gets Ratings, but moving on...

Corey Robin on DT's "I'm smart cuz i don't pay taxes":

thereโ€™s a not so small current in American politics that would hear that, that Trump didnโ€™t pay his taxes, and think, with him, that he was indeed smart for having outsmarted the system. And would want to align themselves with him as a result. In the hope that they too could learn these tricks some day or that they too could one day be rich enough not to pay their taxes.

This is a nation of conmen (and women), as everyone from Melville to Mamet has understood. A nation that dreams of, and longs for, the quick buck. The more crooked the path, the more glorious the payoff.

If there was any one point last night where I thought to myself, Trump is connecting with the voters, it was this.

http://coreyrobin.com/2016/09/27/donald-trumps-one-strength-he-understands-that-we-are-a-nation-of-conmen-and-women/

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 18:11 (seven years ago) link

anyway i eagerly await Clinton's election as it will be easy to dehumanize her again

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 18:11 (seven years ago) link

I thought that was his best "connection" moment too but I assume there are plenty of these people too.

Donald Trump so captured Ron Townleyโ€™s attention as โ€œan outsider ready to tear down the system,โ€ just the one who might break the Washington logjam, the doer to build new airports and highways, that he was considering voting for him.

But Trumpโ€™s response Monday night when Hillary Clinton accused him of not paying a cent of federal tax left Townley appalled.

โ€œThat makes me smart,โ€ Trump said, unapologetic and smiling, during the presidential debate, held in Hempstead, N.Y.

That comment caused a gasp in the hotel conference room where Townley and five other undecided voters in this ยญbattleground state were watching the debate.

โ€œThatโ€™s offensive. I pay taxes,โ€ said Townley, 52, a program ยญdirector for a local council of governments.

โ€œAnother person would be in jail for that,โ€ said Jamilla Hawkins, 33, who was sitting beside him in the Crescent conference room at the Embassy Suites in this city of 150,000 near Raleigh.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/a-lean-toward-clinton-among-one-group-of-undecided-north-carolina-voters/2016/09/27/ff271b2e-8469-11e6-92c2-14b64f3d453f_story.html?tid=pm_politics_pop_b

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 18:13 (seven years ago) link

one from the trump fascist thread:

MIchiko Kakutani found a loophole in godwin's law: http://www.nytimes.com/2016/09/28/books/hitler-ascent-volker-ullrich.html
โ€• rob, Wednesday, September 28, 2016 4:25 PM (

thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 18:20 (seven years ago) link

This is a nation of conmen (and women), as everyone from Melville to Mamet has understood. A nation that dreams of, and longs for, the quick buck. The more crooked the path, the more glorious the payoff.

this country was founded on war profiteering, slavery and exploitation - so yeah.. also the way the economy is set up these days its hard to make a legit fortune without doing any of the above short of inventing something. the rest is just fucking people over.

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 18:23 (seven years ago) link

xxp and god knows you live for dehumanizing people, you self righteous fake leftist you

Cumstaun (Phil D.), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 18:23 (seven years ago) link

i had dinner for work with an ex-military republican from VA and he loooooooooves tim kaine and is voting for hillary because of that (i get the impression he would have stayed home otherwise)

๐” ๐”ž๐”ข๐”จ (caek), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 18:25 (seven years ago) link

xxp and god knows you live for dehumanizing people, you self righteous fake leftist you

Does he even pretend to be a leftist (whatever that means) anymore? He's just anti-Clinton, without actually being pro-anything, as far as I can tell.

Don Van Gorp, midwest regional VP, marketing (่ชค่จณไพฎ่พฑ), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 18:25 (seven years ago) link

Oh, he pretends to be a leftist whenever it gives him the opportunity to feel morally superior to the rest of ILX.

Cumstaun (Phil D.), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 18:28 (seven years ago) link

He is pro-anti-Clinton

Evan, Wednesday, 28 September 2016 18:30 (seven years ago) link

you self righteous fake leftist you

can't wait for the FAP!

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 18:31 (seven years ago) link

i usually fake with my left b4 the right cross, or vice versa

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 18:32 (seven years ago) link

i usually fake with my left b4 the right cross, or vice versa

You punch with whichever hand you're not currently jerking off with. Got it.

Don Van Gorp, midwest regional VP, marketing (่ชค่จณไพฎ่พฑ), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 18:36 (seven years ago) link

vegas gotta get in on this upcoming bout

if young slothrop don't trust ya i'm gon' rhyme ya (slothroprhymes), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 18:37 (seven years ago) link

Can kill u with either hand, he's an ambi-Dexter.

Mike Pence shakes his head and mouths the word โ€˜noโ€™ (tipsy mothra), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 18:38 (seven years ago) link

(just wanted to make that joke, not taking sides in theoretical Morbs v. hivemind bout)

Mike Pence shakes his head and mouths the word โ€˜noโ€™ (tipsy mothra), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 18:38 (seven years ago) link

What happen when the Daily Caller tries to slam Machado, lacking even the รฉlan & decorum of the Federalist:

http://dailycaller.com/2016/09/27/porn-star-campaigns-for-hillary-clinton/

Posting a pic of her meeting Bill, and also sources a story from the Daily Mail

(rocketcat) ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿฑ ๐Ÿ‘‘๐ŸŸ (kingfish), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 18:40 (seven years ago) link

i am NOT morally superior to the rest of ILX. just the politics posters

(kidding, just Mordy, Phil D and the idiot who makes jerkoff jokes)

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 18:41 (seven years ago) link

the idiot who makes jerkoff jokes

oh you gotta be more specific that that come on

marcos, Wednesday, 28 September 2016 18:44 (seven years ago) link

I wonder if Trump has to consciously stop himself from making the jerk off hand motion during a debate

Evan, Wednesday, 28 September 2016 18:47 (seven years ago) link

he made the penis kiss face motion in this one

slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 18:48 (seven years ago) link

By the 3rd debate he'll probly be using both hands

(rocketcat) ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿฑ ๐Ÿ‘‘๐ŸŸ (kingfish), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 18:48 (seven years ago) link

Snippets of an adult film starring Machado are available on multiple free porn websites.

when reporting and personal life get... too close

goole, Wednesday, 28 September 2016 18:49 (seven years ago) link

Every time I see it, I assume that this is Trump's facial analogue of the jerk-off hand gesture:

http://www.motherjones.com/files/trump4.jpg

I Still Don't Regret My Crazy Town Neck Tat, and Here's Why (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 18:51 (seven years ago) link

Just so I know how I'm supposed to react, but if Machado was in Playboy or a porn film, it's totally okay to keep calling her Miss Piggy, right?

I Still Don't Regret My Crazy Town Neck Tat, and Here's Why (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 18:52 (seven years ago) link

I wonder if Trump has to consciously stop himself from making the jerk off hand motion during a debate

โ€• Evan, Wednesday, September 28, 2016 2:47 PM (four minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

oh he wants to do it SO BAD

if young slothrop don't trust ya i'm gon' rhyme ya (slothroprhymes), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 18:53 (seven years ago) link

xpost I mean...what reason is there to try digging up dirt on her if it isn't in service of legitimizing Trump's derogation of her?

I Still Don't Regret My Crazy Town Neck Tat, and Here's Why (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 18:55 (seven years ago) link

Just so I know how I'm supposed to react, but if Machado was in Playboy or a porn film, it's totally okay to keep calling her Miss Piggy, right?

โ€• I Still Don't Regret My Crazy Town Neck Tat, and Here's Why (Old Lunch), Wednesday, September 28, 2016 2:52 PM (one minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

http://i.imgur.com/J4Yzs8U.gifv

Evan, Wednesday, 28 September 2016 18:57 (seven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/J4Yzs8U.gifv

Evan, Wednesday, 28 September 2016 18:57 (seven years ago) link

*cough cough* Melania Trump did a nude photo spread *cough cough*

frogbs, Wednesday, 28 September 2016 19:04 (seven years ago) link

https://mobile.twitter.com/KagroX/status/780751510112243712

David Waldmanโ€ @KagroX

I didn't pay taxes because you would have squandered it.

https://mobile.twitter.com/KagroX/status/780751510112243712/photo/1

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(rocketcat) ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿฑ ๐Ÿ‘‘๐ŸŸ (kingfish), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 19:06 (seven years ago) link

I see the government spends its money on roads and shit, but are they even gold plated?

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 19:09 (seven years ago) link

Hey, man, that's Trump's own money (that he withheld from people he owed and then laundered through a fake charity) to squander however he likes!

I Still Don't Regret My Crazy Town Neck Tat, and Here's Why (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 19:10 (seven years ago) link

Trump grabs female reporter's hand and pushes it out of the way

http://www.sfgate.com/politics/article/Donald-Trump-blows-off-female-journalist-question-9369972.php

akm, Wednesday, 28 September 2016 21:12 (seven years ago) link

https://twitter.com/JohnJHarwood/status/781215486692524032

๐Ÿ˜—๐Ÿ‘Œ

๐” ๐”ž๐”ข๐”จ (caek), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 21:18 (seven years ago) link

THE RETURN OF THE COREY

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 28 September 2016 21:19 (seven years ago) link

I'm just curious but has anyone asked Trump whether or not he will continue to personally run his business affairs from the oval office if elected?

ฮŸแฝ–ฯ„ฮนฯ‚, Wednesday, 28 September 2016 21:23 (seven years ago) link

Reading thru bits of Corey'a Authoritarian Mind book last night, one thing that really jumped out at me was that dude is really, really off about Nietzsche, for as much as he quotes the guy.

(rocketcat) ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿฑ ๐Ÿ‘‘๐ŸŸ (kingfish), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 21:24 (seven years ago) link

I'm just curious but has anyone asked Trump whether or not he will continue to personally run his business affairs from the oval office if elected?

They did sometime back, he mumbled about putting it in a blind trust so that he still knew what was going on with it or something.

(rocketcat) ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿฑ ๐Ÿ‘‘๐ŸŸ (kingfish), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 21:26 (seven years ago) link

She also wrote that when Trump shoved her hand it didn't hurt physically.

Undoubtedly because her hands are larger and stronger than Trump's.

a full playlist of presidential sex jams (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 21:26 (seven years ago) link

Yeah, here it is: a blind trust run by his children, natch

http://www.slate.com/blogs/the_slatest/2016/09/14/donald_trump_s_promised_blind_trust_is_impossible.html

(rocketcat) ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿฑ ๐Ÿ‘‘๐ŸŸ (kingfish), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 21:30 (seven years ago) link

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