I've had people say it's a hardening, actually ~ US presidential election 2016 part 9/11 never forget

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Ah, Jeb.

http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/jeb-bush-no-one-vote

What if they gave an election and no one came?

jeb! boldly staking his claim on intellectual territory usually occupied solely by stoned high-schoolers

omg they still haven't taken his phone away

you mean Gary Johnson?

xpost

He's going to wobble into next weekend's town hall at a svelte 11'4".

And then dunk!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-cJmpwkUx4s

Some outlets reported that Bush was privately supporting Johnson, and The New York Daily News reported he'd hinted at his support for Johnson publicly at a Manhattan Institute event this week, mouthing the Libertarian's name to someone who said he didn't want to vote for either Trump or Clinton. Bush denied that report, though.

"I don't think so," Bush said when reporters asked if he had done that, according to CNN.

lol Jeb is voting for Stein

"Well, if everybody didn't vote, that would be a pretty powerful political statement, wouldn't it?" Bush said, according to CNN.

this man is considered the smartest Bush.

More like smart as a shrub.

Jeb is voting for Jeb

I also thing George W. is smarter than Jeb, take what you will from that

Why aren't people just spreading vicious and obviously fake rumors about Trump 24/7? Is it that whole 'go high' thing?

the photoshopped "#TrumpWon was launched in Russia" tweet got a lot of traction

jeb! boldly staking his claim on intellectual territory usually occupied solely by stoned high-schoolers

to be fair, jeb is right that kathleen kennedy townsend facebook-posting his dad's vote was a dick move

I also thing George W. is smarter than Jeb, take what you will from that

― dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Friday, September 30, 201

tom

Trump is like the Last Emperor, raised in privilege, completely oblivious to the way the world works and how it has changed around him. And now he finally leaves his palace and learns that everything he has been told has been a lie, or inaccurate. So he freaks out and thinks he's the only one who's right, and no one is brave enough to tell him otherwise. It's easier to drum up a fake poll that says he's winning, or leak some falsehood to one of his right wing propaganda publications so that he can site "sources."

The best end to all of this would be a humiliating loss, followed by criminal charges, followed by knowledge that all his useful idiots have embezzled his wealth down to nothing.

https://twitter.com/joshgreenman/status/781820020015919104

lol

Well, at least we know he'll be ready for that 3am call.

I still think the reason Trump is working on a property in DC is he thinks he's going to be president and wants a place to hide that hair guy he keeps in Trump Tower, the doctor who gives him happy pills, and whatever other dark shit he doesn't feel comfortable having on the record. So probably... a lot of stuff.

would president trump prioritise continuing a twitter beef over launching a nuke or vice-versa?

I'd imagine he plans on making those people at Twitter add a 'Nuke' button to his account.

I'm imagining his cabinet playing the same piss-poor game of keepaway with the launch code that his handlers are playing with his phone.

I feel like he's giving a lot of fuel to Howard Dean's cokehead theory with the 3am tweeting

Well, at least we know he'll be ready for that 3am call.

― Josh in Chicago, Friday, September 30, 2016 9:27 AM

lol

xpost C'mon, it's not that unusual for a 70-year-old man's bladder to wake him up at 3am. The fact that he does a bump after taking a splash is incidental.

Man, the people in response to that tweet arguing that Trump scheduled his tweets in advance to control the morning news cycle...

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The "crazy like a fox" defence is my favourite

is that what his hair is made from

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9hNIX7V21pU

Wow, Crooked Hillary was duped and used by my worst Miss U...

The fact that Trump is completely unaware of who's pwning who in this whole thing is blowing my mind. He's learned nothing since the Khan feud. He's like Sideshow Bob, stepping on the rakes over and over and over.

other republicans uncritically repeating "60 pounds" is lol

yes, this woman literally gained sixty pounds and not a far lesser amount of weight

how much complete fucking horseshit do you think his daughters have had to put up with?

I would guess that is why he "forgets" to recognize a daughter, her mother actually has reasonable ideas and is insulated from his abuse

The "crazy like a fox" defence is my favourite

― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, September 30, 2016 10:44 AM (twenty-four minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

is that what his hair is made from

― dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Friday, September 30, 2016 10:45 AM (twenty-three minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I don't know, do foxes have pubes?

The best, the most luxurious pubes. They're gorgeous, these pubes, I can tell you that.

C'mon, it's not that unusual for a 70-year-old man's bladder to wake him up at 3am. The fact that he does a bump after taking a splash is incidental.

LOL

haven't been really following this thread much so sorry if this is already news but i can't even . . . did the republican congress (a senate who refuses to hold supreme court justice hearings) really just vote to let foreign governments sue our foreign-stationed troops? what the fuck is wrong with them?

http://washingtonmonthly.com/2016/09/29/congress-does-something-stupid-blames-obama/

Wow, Crooked Hillary was duped and used by my worst Miss U...

the 'my' there is creepy as fuck

they did, and then were immediately like "whoops"

xp

haven't been really following this thread much so sorry if this is already news but i can't even . . . did the republican congress (a senate who refuses to hold supreme court justice hearings) really just vote to let foreign governments sue our foreign-stationed troops? what the fuck is wrong with them?

http://washingtonmonthly.com/2016/09/29/congress-does-something-stupid-blames-obama/

― reggie (qualmsley), Friday, September 30, 2016 10:14 AM (four minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Oh my Christ, that is next fucking level.

Senate: "Let's make this thing a law!"
President: "That's a bad idea, and here are the reasons why I think it's a bad idea."
Senate: "Yay, we passed the bill!"
President: "I'm going to veto your bill because it's a bad idea, and here are the reasons why I think it's a bad idea."
Congress: "Fuck you, we veto your veto and BOOM! It's a law!...Oh, wait, we didn't realize that there were reasons why this was a bad idea. Thanks, Obama!"

Clearly he got his hands on a burner. Trump probably has phones stashed around the house like alcoholics do with bottles

Samsumgs, Tracfones, Movistar in little baggies, bobbing up & down

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“Everybody was aware of who the potential beneficiaries were but no one had really focused on the potential downside in terms of our international relationships. And I think it was just a ball dropped,” McConnell said. “I hate to blame everything on him and I don’t, but it would have been helpful if we had a discussion about this much earlier than the last week.”

mcconnell is such piece of shit

The more I read about this 9/11 bill and the aftermath, the more I keep imagining Congress being all:

https://i.imgflip.com/18ugtd.jpg

Accidentally opening the door for people to sue us for torturing them and bombing their weddings and hospitals is not exactly the end of the world, tbh

Yeah, I kinda feel about that the way I feel about the prospect of wildlife collectively rising up to wipe out and devour humankind. It would suck for us but it wouldn't exactly be unjust.

it is from the GOP's point of view, remember how enthusiastic they are about the UN, World Court, etc.

would be nice to see both candidates sued out of the race

A word about fundraising e-mails:

I do not care if you've been up all night crunching fundraising numbers. You are using an extremely over-familiar tone considering I DO NOT KNOW WHO THE FUCK YOU ARE. I have already decided I am voting for the candidate you represent and thusly do not require 20 "updates" from the team each day.