I've had people say it's a hardening, actually ~ US presidential election 2016 part 9/11 never forget

Clinton campaign is like an older sibling making a younger sibling hit themselves in the face while taunting "stop hitting yourself! stop hitting yourself! stop hitting yourself!"

"pasty collection of older males" is good

Some of Donald Trump's advisers are discussing an overhaul in how he prepares for his second face-off with Hillary Clinton, and one option being floated internally is asking Chris Christie to take a leading role to get the Republican nominee ready.

The New Jersey governor, a long-time friend of Trump's, is one of "the few" in the billionaire's inner circle who has always been straight with him, and was "brutally honest" about his shortcomings after this week's debate, according to a source familiar with the discussions.

There's no sign that everyone in the campaign agrees this is the right path forward.

http://www.cnn.com/2016/09/29/politics/donald-trump-debate-chris-christie/index.html

"You're not supposed to gain 60 pounds during the year that you're Miss Universe," said the former House speaker, who has no known experience in or around beauty pageants.

I'm real interested in the angle Trump takes with Bill's infidelities. Were they somehow Hillary's fault? Was she just no good in bed? Did she let her looks go? Do we really want a frigid, lazy slob for a president?

Should we do mini-poll as to what topic Trump will psesumably fuck himself over in the next one due to the tragic core of his damn'd soul? Cuba? Some real estate deal? Hilariously stupid charity tax dodges?

Or will it just be more treatment of women(and probably non-white women at that)?

I figure not all of these will have the same traction or weight with the press or voters, but I'm curious as to the odds on which thing he goes all-in on

'm real interested in the angle Trump takes with Bill's infidelities. Were they somehow Hillary's fault? Was she just no good in bed? Did she let her looks go? Do we really want a frigid, lazy slob for a president?

Will they attempt to quote from Chris Rock's 98/99 Lewinsky bit?

Hillary targeted this Machado thing to increase her appeal to key voting demos that she needs: women and latinos. I wouldn't be surprised if next deadfall trap is oriented around an issue to appeal to a specific demographic that she still needs to turn out for her - millenials or african americans etc.

I'm trying to think of a single public figure as profoundly stupid as Trump who doesn't have some commensurate opposing quality (however shallow) that makes up the difference enough to justify their existence as a public figure. Comin' up short.

https://twitter.com/TimAlberta/status/781906862044160000

wait, it's impossible to keep up. i thought chris christie was the 400-pounder, sitting on his bed, hacking the DNC?

Some of Donald Trump's advisers are discussing an overhaul in how he prepares for his second face-off with Hillary Clinton, and one option being floated internally is asking Chris Christie to take a leading role to get the Republican nominee ready.

So the loud asshole Jersey guy is gunna attempt to browbeat the loud asshole Queens guy into compliance?

Voices screaming at each other long into the wee hours, campaign aides and office staffers mixing xanax with jack daniels in an attempt to get a good night's sleep under their desks

I am reasonably certain from context that even adjusting for Trumpian levels of atrocity, that was still meant to be a joke.

I am starting to believe in the theory that Trump states exactly what he's thinking/doing in terms of a joke or as an accusation of what his competition would do. At the same time he was speaking in Florida and saying he wouldn't do business in Cuba he was working someone to try to do business in Cuba!

So when he keeps marrying women at around the same age and jokes about the field narrowing..
Married / Age
Ivana / 28
Marla / 29
Melania / 35 (started dating when she was ~30)

Ivanka's currently 34, if Donald washes out of this marriage then yeah, he's going to have to break his pattern

https://youtu.be/QGvShZbInkc

he keeps getting older, but women in their late 20s keep being a demographic

You know who isn't younger than Ivanka? Ivanka.

he keeps getting older, but women in their late 20s keep being a demographic

that's why he loves them high school girls

my current miss universe, about the same age as my last miss universe

https://images.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=http%3A%2F%2F31.media.tumblr.com%2F38ea961a725b02fbd685aec6902de262%2Ftumblr_mlff0lmzgs1rwg4jho1_400.gif&f=1

mr. gorbachev, check out sex tape

― mookieproof, Friday, September 30, 2016 1:09 PM (twenty-one minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

loooool

https://twitter.com/KristerJohnson/status/781908688185339904

the fact that it isn't her in this porn thing makes absolutely no difference, does it? I hate people.

Hilldogg on FB:

This is...unhinged, even for Trump. A few notes.
What kind of man stays up all night to smear a woman with lies and conspiracy theories? Alicia deserves praise for courageously standing up to Trump's attacks. And he has the gall to blame her for his cruel behavior—and even say he "helped"?
When something gets under Donald's thin skin, he lashes out and can't let go. This is dangerous for a presidential candidate, never mind a president.
What's more: This is a pattern of flying off the handle at women who defy, criticize, or otherwise displease Trump. To Donald, women like Alicia are only as valuable as his personal opinion about their looks. He obsessively bullies Rosie O'Donnell, an accomplished actor. He calls female reporters and news hosts who question him "crazy" and "neurotic," or worse. He insulted Kim Kardashian for her weight—when she was pregnant. It's pathetic.
We've heard Donald's insults for years, and his policies reflect this disregard—even contempt—for women:
On equal pay, Trump says women should just "do as good a job" as men. He thinks women who get an abortion should be "punished." He called pregnancy an "inconvenience" to employers. Wives working are "dangerous."
He's never hidden how he truly feels about women, but it's never been clearer than right now: he doesn't respect half the population of this country—and he doesn't deserve to lead it.

https://i.imgur.com/MSDijN2.jpg

lol

omfg this world

https://twitter.com/ChilisSupport/status/781713684523548672

THis is what it's come to in Trump's America, #brands being accidentally trolled on Twitter. <----------TRENCHANT

sing a song of 6 hillarymen

Hillary, I think you could've made a point that was 100% easy to agree with if you hadn't included the roadbump of a phrase 'an accomplished actor'.

i think that person is for real

who, @dogboner? he's as real as it gets :)

pour one out for Diarrhea Buttballs

Oh he can do that himself.

^^^ clearest excelsior/striking imagery crossover in a while

irl dying

irl dying

It's sad he was a buttball

watching weird twitter clown scott adams makes me feel good

A very 'eats shoots and leaves' sentence there but it works both ways.

Video deposition referred to above is live

https://www.buzzfeed.com/danielwagner/trump-video-depositions?utm_term=.ea3rZwgL0#.aaNrEVKXN

Trump suggests in one exchange that his incendiary comments about Mexicans made during his campaign kickoff — he said people coming here from the country were “rapists” — were premeditated. Another answer shows Trump bragging about how he signs hundreds of real estate leases but relies on others to actually read and review the documents.

xp it's more of a buffalo buffalo buffalo one

Donald J. Trump ‏@realDonaldTrump 15m15 minutes ago
For those few people knocking me for tweeting at three o'clock in the morning, at least you know I will be there, awake, to answer the call!

How could staying up all night be a bad thing? It means he's ready for anything!

Sleep is for pathetic losers who can't afford low-grade trucker speed.

Kinda like Goldie Taylor's response to that:

https://twitter.com/goldietaylor/status/781927607021498368

Liiiiiike...if it were anyone else, I'd say that Trump's was a decent response to the 3AM criticism. But because it's Trump, I am 150% sure that he's just parroting someone else's utterance of that exact response.

Make that 250%.

It doesn't matter the exact percent, I can show you lots of percents, they're fine percents, great percents.

lol at Trump in the deposition. "I guess they wanted to get out of the lease because they think I said something terrible. But I won the nomination so I couldn't have said anything terrible."

perdollar, actually. Billions.