I've had people say it's a hardening, actually ~ US presidential election 2016 part 9/11 never forget

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re: wake county (nc) results, those are very small numbers in general and only list the affiliation of the absentee voters, not their actual votes. pretty stunned that that info is public tho!

mookieproof, Saturday, 1 October 2016 01:00 (seven years ago) link

lol in Mexico right now but wtf loving the epic Trump meltdown

(•̪●) (carne asada), Saturday, 1 October 2016 01:07 (seven years ago) link

Publicly, the candidate’s top allies angrily batted away all criticism and said they consider it a betrayal of the nominee. Former New York mayor Rudolph W. Giuliani, a confidant of Trump’s who spent much of the week traveling at the candidate’s side, blasted fellow Republicans for widespread disunity that he does not see in the rival party.

“Republicans are a bunch of frightened rabbits,” Giuliani said. “Unfortunately, we have a party made up of a bunch of people who get frightened very easily, and their hands start to shake whenever something happens that they don’t like.”

https://images.newrepublic.com/1463563c369ebe12564ceb9fbb8b4b55ef360710.gif?w=600&q=65&dpi=1&h=245

nomar, Saturday, 1 October 2016 01:11 (seven years ago) link

i miss the days when Giuliani merely did press ops w/ fake 9/11 survivors

Neanderthal, Saturday, 1 October 2016 01:12 (seven years ago) link

jesus did we need another gritty Ming the Merciless reboot?

Still D.U.C.K. (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 1 October 2016 01:14 (seven years ago) link

<i>When Ryan was asked to comment on Trump’s attacks Tuesday on Machado, the Wisconsin Republican demurred: “I was working out and working this morning. I didn’t watch.”

Embattled GOP senators found various ways to avoid evaluating Trump’s debate turn.

“I didn’t see it, guys. I was on an airplane,” Florida’s Marco Rubio told reporters.

“I have no idea. I’m not a pundit,” Wisconsin’s Ron Johnson said.</i>

This is the weakest sauce avoidance ever

Crazy Eddie & Jesus the Kid (Raymond Cummings), Saturday, 1 October 2016 02:51 (seven years ago) link

ryan taking the opportunity to remind us of his sw0le

florence foster wallace (difficult listening hour), Saturday, 1 October 2016 02:52 (seven years ago) link

most watched debate in history is completely abandoned by an entire political party

6 god none the richer (m bison), Saturday, 1 October 2016 03:00 (seven years ago) link

That Sarah Huckabee Sanders video is beautifully cringeworthy. There's nothing these people can't spin!

"We understand that Mr. Trump has just murdered and devoured a small child."
"Well, Jake, I think the thing we need to focus on is that Hillary Clinton has eaten all kinds of things, sometimes on camera. And the thing we need to ask ourselves is: is it possible that she's eaten a few children in the midst of one of her own feeding frenzies? I think we have to assume the answer is yes."
"But Mr. Trump was definitely caught on camera, sinking his teeth into the dismembered arm of a six-year-old boy, and the public has been unwavering in its outrage and disgust towards his actions."
"Well, Jake, actually a Memphis Commercial Appeal poll of two dozen dogs found that they had no real opinion about the situation, so I think the outrage isn't quite as unanimous as you suggest."

Our Salads Are Now Almost Entirely Blood-Free! (Old Lunch), Saturday, 1 October 2016 03:00 (seven years ago) link

Donald ate a baby
It's rather sad to say
Donald ate a baby
So she won't be out to play

We'll never hear her whiny cry
Or have to feel if she is dry
But Hillary bleaches emails; WHY
Are we talking about this baby?

Neanderthal, Saturday, 1 October 2016 03:09 (seven years ago) link

does zing work now test test

flopson, Saturday, 1 October 2016 03:12 (seven years ago) link

Nice

Was just thinking... one of the funniest things about Trump is how he lies about verifiable public info (I never said china invented global warming) but admits to stuff that isn't (I don't pay taxes because I'm smart). such an amazing self own

flopson, Saturday, 1 October 2016 03:15 (seven years ago) link

<i>I'm trying to think of a single public figure as profoundly stupid as Trump who doesn't have some commensurate opposing quality</i>

Noxious, narcissistic, sociopathic bully, but he's OUR noxious, narcissistic, sociopathic bully. I suspect one doesn't have stray far from schoolyard psychology to understand the appeal for many of his supporters. They're the ones who thought mocking the current victim would spare the same fate for themselves.

Institute for Secular Eschatology (Sanpaku), Saturday, 1 October 2016 03:38 (seven years ago) link

http://www.deepfocusreview.com/reviews/images/deadzone3.jpg

Neanderthal, Saturday, 1 October 2016 03:44 (seven years ago) link

Well I mean...also a lot of it at this point has to be fear of essentially being exposed for having fallen for the con. It would be impossible to admit that they're wrong, so they have to go all in.

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 1 October 2016 03:54 (seven years ago) link

that would account for a chunk of his supporters, as would Sanpaku's theory, but you can't discount the faction of his base that blindly follow him and don't even see contradictions. our 7/11 sells lots of Hillary/Trump products side by side (including, weirdly, a hot sauce), but there was also this set of talking pens (or something). this guy behind me walked up to the counter and sees Trump's pen and is like "Ahh, that's my man", and then sees the Hillary pen and tells the employee "press the button! I bet she says 'I'm a liar!'", and looks around, like he expects everyone obviously agrees with him.

Trump's lies aren't even like, deceptive spin, they're these voluminous digests of obvious fabrications that any pencil-dick could find out in minutes via a simple Google search, but he has succeeded in selling to his base the idea of the media as this evil, mustache twirling monolithic entity which means all the facts that prove he is lying have been completely made up! Someone hacked his account and made up that China tweet and then screencapped it in anticipation he would delete it!

His base is also full of people who say things like "Snopes has liberal bias, ergo every thing they post is flawed and wrong".

Neanderthal, Saturday, 1 October 2016 04:11 (seven years ago) link

they also believe in "no go" zones in Detroit, Michigan that are under Sharia law.

Neanderthal, Saturday, 1 October 2016 04:13 (seven years ago) link

xxp is that "No Future for Stillson"/Dead Zone picture a Trump related meme anywhere outside of ilx? I keep thinking about it every time he does a new appalling thing.

soref, Saturday, 1 October 2016 04:13 (seven years ago) link

haha i've never been much moved by omg-what-happened-to-the-cronkite-consensus-on-reality laments (too young) but if snopes has lost its authority i really do feel the chill of the void

florence foster wallace (difficult listening hour), Saturday, 1 October 2016 04:15 (seven years ago) link

which is, of course, funny considering how much time Snopes also expends debunking stupid Liberal myths (like the one that the footage of people celebrating in the street in Palestine on 9/11 was actually footage from 1991).

Neanderthal, Saturday, 1 October 2016 04:30 (seven years ago) link

Trump base are ride or die so the lies don't really matter, to them, imo

flopson, Saturday, 1 October 2016 04:38 (seven years ago) link

ya know I didn't realize until today when I was poking around youtube that trump was on WWE so much

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2vJN3st5T4

los blue jeans, Saturday, 1 October 2016 04:48 (seven years ago) link

Fondly do we hope, fervently do we pray, that this mighty scourge of war may check out sex tape

mookieproof, Saturday, 1 October 2016 05:10 (seven years ago) link

there are those who really don't understand: what is the great issue between the free world and the communist world? let them check out sex tape.

florence foster wallace (difficult listening hour), Saturday, 1 October 2016 06:14 (seven years ago) link

“Unfortunately, we have a party made up of a bunch of people who get frightened very easily,

you've spent decades scaring them into voting for you, rudy, you reap what you sow

A bear made of Tetris blocks (stevie), Saturday, 1 October 2016 07:16 (seven years ago) link

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a full playlist of presidential sex jams (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 1 October 2016 07:21 (seven years ago) link

you are pitiful, isolated individuals! you are bankrupts! your role is played out. go where you belong from now on -- to check out sex tape!

florence foster wallace (difficult listening hour), Saturday, 1 October 2016 07:58 (seven years ago) link

We choose to go to the Moon! We choose to go to the Moon this decade and check out sex tape!

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 1 October 2016 11:03 (seven years ago) link

Meantime:

http://www.politico.com/magazine/story/2016/09/donald-trump-club-for-growth-214278

As Trump’s candidacy grew more serious, The Club’s donors became more alarmed. Warren Stephens, the banker (and aspirational prog-rocker), pointed a reporter to a song he’d written for his band Rayburn about “certain political types.” Sample lyric: “You call your own shots/Breakin’ every law/Burning down what our fathers built.”

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 1 October 2016 13:32 (seven years ago) link

you sure it wasn't Scarborough who wrote that song

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 1 October 2016 13:35 (seven years ago) link

I sure hope Trump tries to speak in outdated UK slang or whatever.

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 1 October 2016 14:19 (seven years ago) link

We had this one bird - absolutely terrible - her bottom was big-league.

how's life, Saturday, 1 October 2016 14:22 (seven years ago) link

"So as a friend of mine said the other day, I am occupying from the center-left to the center-right. And I don’t have much company there."

https://theintercept.com/2016/09/30/hillary-clinton-center-right/

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 1 October 2016 14:25 (seven years ago) link

you have lotsa companies there tho amirite, Thrill

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 1 October 2016 14:26 (seven years ago) link

"The crooked media, they....they continue to bubble around me, but I haven't got the morbs. The meaters at Washington Post aren't afternoonified or bricky enough to give me the fair coverage I deserve."

Neanderthal, Saturday, 1 October 2016 14:35 (seven years ago) link

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Got%20the%20morbs

Neanderthal, Saturday, 1 October 2016 14:36 (seven years ago) link

I mean have you SEEN the newsie wewsies lately? It's terrible....terrible. Their ratings are bad, nobody's watching so they make up these really mean stories about blood sausages.... And I mean believe me, my blood sausages are delicious, the best, you've never seen anything like them, these big bottom birds are enjoying them all over Europe, it's incredible

Pull your head on out your hippy haze (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 1 October 2016 14:39 (seven years ago) link

that's for true

Neanderthal, Saturday, 1 October 2016 14:43 (seven years ago) link

Check out the sex tape, she cops a stunner in it.

(SNIFFING AND INDISTINCT SOBBING) (Tom D.), Saturday, 1 October 2016 14:53 (seven years ago) link

Is it true she doffs her kit?

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 1 October 2016 15:04 (seven years ago) link

finally, someone standing up for what britain really needs: a wall around the falklands

DOCTOR CAISNO, BYCREATIVELABBUS (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 1 October 2016 15:27 (seven years ago) link

and make the Welsh pay for it! what the heck have they done for anybody lately? suspiciously silent from the world stage...

scott seward, Saturday, 1 October 2016 15:49 (seven years ago) link

I mean have you SEEN the newsie wewsies lately? It's terrible....terrible. Their ratings are bad, nobody's watching so they make up these really mean stories about blood sausages.... And I mean believe me, my blood sausages are delicious, the best, you've never seen anything like them, these big bottom birds are enjoying them all over Europe, it's incredible

JUST FYI WE BRITISHES CALL BLOOD SAUSAGE "BLACK PUDDING" OKAY?

A bear made of Tetris blocks (stevie), Saturday, 1 October 2016 16:12 (seven years ago) link

easy mate, don't throw a wobbly

Neanderthal, Saturday, 1 October 2016 16:19 (seven years ago) link

This whole mess makes me want to hide under my eiderdown

I wish you could see my home. It's... it's so... exciting (Jon not Jon), Saturday, 1 October 2016 16:33 (seven years ago) link

skip fire

florence foster wallace (difficult listening hour), Saturday, 1 October 2016 16:36 (seven years ago) link

This whole mess makes me want to hide under my eiderdown

Without a top sheet even

slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Saturday, 1 October 2016 16:38 (seven years ago) link

Oi stevie take it up with whiney m8

Pull your head on out your hippy haze (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 1 October 2016 16:39 (seven years ago) link


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