I've had people say it's a hardening, actually ~ US presidential election 2016 part 9/11 never forget

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The fact that ordinary voters tend to blame whoever is currently president when the economy takes a downturn shows how little they understand the powers a president has. This is just political reality and campaigns reflect this.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Sunday, 2 October 2016 20:22 (seven years ago) link

you're right bernie is bad

k3vin k., Sunday, 2 October 2016 20:22 (seven years ago) link

A reminder that when Trump assented to a Comedy Central roast in 2011, the list of topics explicitly forbidden by him (when jokes about him wanting to fuck Ivanka were explicitly permitted!) was that he was not as rich as he said he is.

― Andrew Farrell, Sunday, October 2, 2016 1:13 PM (two hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Slight correction: this was the ONLY topic considered off-limits. Which tells me that everyone at every possible opportunity should be impugning the likelihood of Trump having immediate access to anything more than, say, $25,000. And sit back and wait for the impending stroke.

Our Salads Are Now Almost Entirely Blood-Free! (Old Lunch), Sunday, 2 October 2016 20:30 (seven years ago) link

The one time I laughed out loud last night watching the SNL thing was where Hillary voluntarily gives up her two minutes for Trump to say whatever he wants, and the first words out of his mouth are "The thing about the blacks..."

clemenza, Sunday, 2 October 2016 20:30 (seven years ago) link

Am I crazy or was Trump slurring like crazy during his speech in PA?

Our Salads Are Now Almost Entirely Blood-Free! (Old Lunch), Sunday, 2 October 2016 20:35 (seven years ago) link

like John Rocker (racist) or like John Rocker (drunk)?

Neanderthal, Sunday, 2 October 2016 20:36 (seven years ago) link

Am I crazy or was Trump slurring like crazy during his speech in PA?

His voice was clear, but his sentences were the most fragmented they've ever been, I think. It was almost like a form of aphasia, it was so bad, and he couldn't stay on one subject for more than two sentences at a time. He was almost literally spitting random words out. The only word for it is "Palin-esque."

Don Van Gorp, midwest regional VP, marketing (誤訳侮辱), Sunday, 2 October 2016 20:44 (seven years ago) link

Were the coltrane/jazz man remarks a reference to anything in particular?

“a tub of horses” (Myonga Vön Bontee), Sunday, 2 October 2016 20:46 (seven years ago) link

Racism.

Our Salads Are Now Almost Entirely Blood-Free! (Old Lunch), Sunday, 2 October 2016 20:48 (seven years ago) link

Also, during the PA speech, it sounded very much like he was encouraging his supporters on 11/8 to first vote and then to monitor the voting in 'certain other areas'.

Our Salads Are Now Almost Entirely Blood-Free! (Old Lunch), Sunday, 2 October 2016 20:50 (seven years ago) link

Were the coltrane/jazz man remarks a reference to anything in particular?

Royal Tenenbaums

Neanderthal, Sunday, 2 October 2016 20:58 (seven years ago) link

Were the coltrane/jazz man remarks a reference to anything in particular?

Mostly what Old Lunch says, also partly Holt/Colt, I think.

clemenza, Sunday, 2 October 2016 20:59 (seven years ago) link

Also, during the PA speech, it sounded very much like he was encouraging his supporters on 11/8 to first vote and then to monitor the voting in 'certain other areas'.

― Our Salads Are Now Almost Entirely Blood-Free! (Old Lunch), Sunday, October 2, 2016 4:50 PM (thirty-two minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

sounded like that bc he specifically told his supporters to do that

Treeship, Sunday, 2 October 2016 21:23 (seven years ago) link

not the first time he's said that

florence foster wallace (difficult listening hour), Sunday, 2 October 2016 21:23 (seven years ago) link

this whole "the mic was rigged" "the elections will be rigged" bullshit is like straight out of elementary school. didn't fred trump teach his son that no one likes a whining whiner?

Treeship, Sunday, 2 October 2016 21:24 (seven years ago) link

think they should do the opposite - spend hours monitoring the voting. if they take all day doing it that's ok too

Neanderthal, Sunday, 2 October 2016 21:24 (seven years ago) link

Were the coltrane/jazz man remarks a reference to anything in particular?

Royal Tenenbaums

I was thinking the same thing. I had completely forgotten that Baldwin was the narrator.

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Sunday, 2 October 2016 21:27 (seven years ago) link

He's such a poor loser. It's unbelievable. Just the poorest.

schwantz, Sunday, 2 October 2016 21:29 (seven years ago) link

Trump might be the first person to attempt to squat in the Oval Office come January

Neanderthal, Sunday, 2 October 2016 21:30 (seven years ago) link

Ah thanks everybody, was thinking racism at first but figured it was pretty arcane if so (never saw RT)

“a tub of horses” (Myonga Vön Bontee), Sunday, 2 October 2016 21:33 (seven years ago) link

the Gene Hackman character had a similar tendency toward using off-kilter racist epithets including "Coltrane"

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Sunday, 2 October 2016 21:45 (seven years ago) link

it is a reference to RT but the line in RT is a joke about racism (racism as the wacky non sequitur it appears as to a white texan font fetishist, anyway) xp

florence foster wallace (difficult listening hour), Sunday, 2 October 2016 21:46 (seven years ago) link

I only watched the skit once, but first he calls him "jazzman" or something, later "Coltrane."

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 2 October 2016 21:55 (seven years ago) link

Makes me think of "Hey you! Haircut!" from French Connection

“a tub of horses” (Myonga Vön Bontee), Sunday, 2 October 2016 22:01 (seven years ago) link

You, Flock of Seagulls!

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 2 October 2016 22:03 (seven years ago) link

Here's another clue for you all, from The Basement Dwellers, Wikileaks on Tuesday....sleep well, my pets!

Iago Galdston, Sunday, 2 October 2016 22:15 (seven years ago) link

This has been a horrible week for you.

a full playlist of presidential sex jams (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 2 October 2016 22:17 (seven years ago) link

...and after Iago spent so long working on that post. Sleep well, pet.

a full playlist of presidential sex jams (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 2 October 2016 22:24 (seven years ago) link

Tbf i think theyre just trying to soften the blow that it is going to be an underwhelming reveal

Neanderthal, Sunday, 2 October 2016 22:25 (seven years ago) link

She didn't pay her CDHQ bill in the '90s.

a full playlist of presidential sex jams (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 2 October 2016 22:29 (seven years ago) link

How did I fail to notice for so long that Iago Galdston is a total douche?

(And no, Iago, I'm not calling you a douche because you're anti-Hillary or pro-Trump. I've said a number of times that I would honestly welcome some more conservative voices in these threads to provide a perspective that differs from the generally left-leaning ILX consensus, because I think it's healthy for intelligent people with differing views to bump heads and acknowledge viewpoints that may differ from our own but which have their own validity and which are informed by a range of experiences outside of our own. I'm calling you a douche, Iago, because you're behaving like a douche.)

Our Salads Are Now Almost Entirely Blood-Free! (Old Lunch), Sunday, 2 October 2016 22:57 (seven years ago) link

Iago is not conservative, he's just a moron.

¶ (DJP), Sunday, 2 October 2016 23:04 (seven years ago) link

I'm seeing a lot of Trump ads on TV all of a sudden, and I love it, because I live in NJ - he's basically pouring money down the drain if he's advertising in the NY/NJ media market.

I suspect this is because of his best, smartest people, a lot of them only have media sales contacts in the NY/NJ region, and NY being too expensive, they went with buying time where you live. Their "KPM" in management-speak is just burning the money - they don't trust the polls!

Anacostia Aerodrome (El Tomboto), Sunday, 2 October 2016 23:04 (seven years ago) link

I thought iago was a berner

Οὖτις, Sunday, 2 October 2016 23:09 (seven years ago) link

So some Trumpers from Altoona or whatever are supposed to blow their whole day on driving to North Philly to pointlessly pretend that they're "monitoring" an urban polling place.

They will imagine vague but serious "irregularities" that they'll breathlessly report to... uh, maybe to Breitbart? Or to Trump HQ? Which will... tweet about them?

There's a missing Underpants Gnome step in there between the monitoring and the victory.

wookin pa nub (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 2 October 2016 23:15 (seven years ago) link

"HEY THEY'RE VOTING SUSPICIOUSLY IN THERE"

Neanderthal, Sunday, 2 October 2016 23:17 (seven years ago) link

or maybe they will commit and/or provoke acts of violence. if this happens early enough in the day, the word will get out that the polls are dangerous places in black neighborhoods. maybe this is enough to convince a significant number of people to stay home.

Treeship, Sunday, 2 October 2016 23:18 (seven years ago) link

I only watched the skit once, but first he calls him "jazzman" or something, later "Coltrane."

Also worth noting that Lester Holt is a jazz bassist in his spare time.

Don Van Gorp, midwest regional VP, marketing (誤訳侮辱), Sunday, 2 October 2016 23:19 (seven years ago) link

Oh good, that explains his voter registration

Anacostia Aerodrome (El Tomboto), Sunday, 2 October 2016 23:23 (seven years ago) link

https://www.google.com/search?q=squarepusher+is+a+tory

Can we start this meme tho

Anacostia Aerodrome (El Tomboto), Sunday, 2 October 2016 23:25 (seven years ago) link

or maybe they will commit and/or provoke acts of violence. if this happens early enough in the day, the word will get out that the polls are dangerous places in black neighborhoods. maybe this is enough to convince a significant number of people to stay home.

― Treeship, Sunday, October 2, 2016 6:18 PM (thirty-four minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

This is precisely what I assumed. There were hints and allusions and 'you know what I'm talking about's in the way he approached it that seemed to suggest 'check your racist Twitter feeds for further instructions'.

Our Salads Are Now Almost Entirely Blood-Free! (Old Lunch), Monday, 3 October 2016 00:06 (seven years ago) link

Oh yea i
Tell you somethin
I'm sure you'll think is neat
When I say that somethin'
I wanna write your tweet

Neanderthal, Monday, 3 October 2016 00:29 (seven years ago) link

Trump is gonna accuse Hillary of having an affair with Huma Abedin isnt he

Οὖτις, Monday, 3 October 2016 00:30 (seven years ago) link

^^I wouldn't rule it out, given that dude is a breathing, heaving comment section.

Crazy Eddie & Jesus the Kid (Raymond Cummings), Monday, 3 October 2016 00:33 (seven years ago) link

Hopefully instead he is eaten by a grue

Neanderthal, Monday, 3 October 2016 00:33 (seven years ago) link

https://d1466nnw0ex81e.cloudfront.net/n_iv/600/672197.jpg

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 3 October 2016 01:11 (seven years ago) link

i'd certainly have an affair with Huma Abedin if i was wed to that shitstain

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Monday, 3 October 2016 01:26 (seven years ago) link


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