I've had people say it's a hardening, actually ~ US presidential election 2016 part 9/11 never forget

How did I fail to notice for so long that Iago Galdston is a total douche?

(And no, Iago, I'm not calling you a douche because you're anti-Hillary or pro-Trump. I've said a number of times that I would honestly welcome some more conservative voices in these threads to provide a perspective that differs from the generally left-leaning ILX consensus, because I think it's healthy for intelligent people with differing views to bump heads and acknowledge viewpoints that may differ from our own but which have their own validity and which are informed by a range of experiences outside of our own. I'm calling you a douche, Iago, because you're behaving like a douche.)

Iago is not conservative, he's just a moron.

I'm seeing a lot of Trump ads on TV all of a sudden, and I love it, because I live in NJ - he's basically pouring money down the drain if he's advertising in the NY/NJ media market.

I suspect this is because of his best, smartest people, a lot of them only have media sales contacts in the NY/NJ region, and NY being too expensive, they went with buying time where you live. Their "KPM" in management-speak is just burning the money - they don't trust the polls!

I thought iago was a berner

So some Trumpers from Altoona or whatever are supposed to blow their whole day on driving to North Philly to pointlessly pretend that they're "monitoring" an urban polling place.

They will imagine vague but serious "irregularities" that they'll breathlessly report to... uh, maybe to Breitbart? Or to Trump HQ? Which will... tweet about them?

There's a missing Underpants Gnome step in there between the monitoring and the victory.

"HEY THEY'RE VOTING SUSPICIOUSLY IN THERE"

or maybe they will commit and/or provoke acts of violence. if this happens early enough in the day, the word will get out that the polls are dangerous places in black neighborhoods. maybe this is enough to convince a significant number of people to stay home.

I only watched the skit once, but first he calls him "jazzman" or something, later "Coltrane."

Also worth noting that Lester Holt is a jazz bassist in his spare time.

Oh good, that explains his voter registration

https://www.google.com/search?q=squarepusher+is+a+tory

Can we start this meme tho

or maybe they will commit and/or provoke acts of violence. if this happens early enough in the day, the word will get out that the polls are dangerous places in black neighborhoods. maybe this is enough to convince a significant number of people to stay home.

― Treeship, Sunday, October 2, 2016 6:18 PM (thirty-four minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

This is precisely what I assumed. There were hints and allusions and 'you know what I'm talking about's in the way he approached it that seemed to suggest 'check your racist Twitter feeds for further instructions'.

Good times.

http://theconcourse.deadspin.com/donald-trump-wants-to-write-your-tweets-1787338510

Oh yea i
Tell you somethin
I'm sure you'll think is neat
When I say that somethin'
I wanna write your tweet

Trump is gonna accuse Hillary of having an affair with Huma Abedin isnt he

^^I wouldn't rule it out, given that dude is a breathing, heaving comment section.

Hopefully instead he is eaten by a grue

https://d1466nnw0ex81e.cloudfront.net/n_iv/600/672197.jpg

i'd certainly have an affair with Huma Abedin if i was wed to that shitstain

(applies to either Clinton)

Both are probably leavin em at this point...theyre old

http://www.politico.com/story/2016/10/trump-dc-hotel-vandalized-229022

Someone vandalized his building here several months back by installing a giant "Trump" sign on it, the jokers.

Someone should go full "Amityville" on his hotels, and paint stuff like "you are going to die here" and "get out" in big dripping red letters.

Ten points to the first poster who can name Groo's dog

Rufferto

"i'd certainly have an affair with Huma Abedin if i was wed to that shitstain"

Huma is hot

Huma comin' at ya

surprise it's not ten points it's ONE THOUSAND points!!! congratulations to Οὖτις for taking the lead

Rigged.

In the early hours of Sunday morning, hours after the Times published its tax story, longtime Trump ally Roger Stone tweeted, “Wednesday @HillaryClinton is done. #Wikileaks.” Stone did not respond to a request for more information on the coming revelations, but WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange has said his organization was preparing to publish damaging information on Clinton. Last week, “Morning Joe” senior producer Jesse Rodriguez tweeted, “Julian Assange set to make an announcement from his balcony in London next Tuesday, according to @WikiLeaks.”

fuuuuuck this

Lol thinks he's Lenin

save it for november 10th julian

Cant imagine what they think they have tbh p much all their shit has been weak sauce

In August 2014, Assange called a press conference and announced he would be leaving the embassy "soon".

chickenshit rapist has something important to say - film at sometime this week! ratfucker par excellence says it'll be big - *emails* probably involved

Today: "Just announced that Iraq (U.S.) is preparing for battle to reclaim Mosul. Why do they have to announce this? Makes mission much harder!"

Last week: Trump went on to say that he didn't say what he wanted to say about Bill Clinton, but when Dana Bash asked Trump specifically what he wanted to say, he teased that he might bring it up at the next debate.

Why does he have to announce this? Makes mission much harder!

xxpost do keep up, he done cancelled that announcement as I so quickly pointed out upthread!!!1!!!11!!!

"Bill couldn't get an erection, kept mumbling something about Ornette Coleman...."

Makes Mission Much Harder should be combined with Jelly Roll for next thread title.

Missed if this was discussed, but if this is true, what a Delicious Time Bomb: https://medium.com/@YasharAli/did-marla-maples-leak-her-own-tax-returns-5ee9030dbfc6#.bcrgcni2v

makes mission much hard one

iatee i dunno what else to say about bernie. are you really saying that his college plan was equivalent to 'build the wall' because some of his supporters were suffering under the delusion, common to many american voters, that him winning would mean the whole agenda getting implemented immediately by magic?

like idk it seems like a really bogus standard to suddenly invent for sanders. does this apply any time any politician says they've got a great plan to do x, where x is unlikely to be passed in the form described? or does it have to do with this mysterious "sure they campaigned on it, but they didn't campaign on it" distinction? so like if a politican said "we need to implement really tough gun control, at long last, and i'm the one to do it!" would this be the equivalent of "build the wall"? or would it depend how on it they were campaigning? the $15 minimum wage touted by the mocked bernie supporter later became part of clinton's platform, so is clinton pulling the equivalent of "build the wall"? i don't get it.

so far what sanders's plan has in common with "build the wall" seems to be that they are both proposals, made by politicians, that are unlikely to be swiftly implemented. as such, sanders's plan is also practically the same as innumerable other politician's statements and heavily-flogged campaign issues. i submit that the differences between sanders's plan and 'build the wall,' which i attempted to lay out a few posts ago in some long brilliant and tragically overlooked paragraphs, are meaningful enough that it becomes hard to see what's gained by the comparison. unless one's just trying to leave the stink of trump's hateful con job on sanders without having to make a case for it. it's like, hey, sanders and trump both wear clothing, and stand behind lecterns and appear in TV commercials! it's uncanny how similar they are really.

check out sex tape: makes mission much harder!!!!

all your sex tape are belong to us

go in there and take the sex tape

check out sex tape in the conference room

i'd certainly have an affair with Huma Abedin if i was wed to that shitstain

― The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Monday, October 3, 2016 2:26 AM (seven hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

she wouldn't have you

Her taste in men isn't the greatest, so don't count out Morbz yet.

i was projecting myself into a Clintonskin, no reason to indulge in your slimiest schoolyard shit

lol the standards of Anthony Weiner's wife, you kids are adorrrrrable

and remember to vote for the Lying Neoliberal Laaaaady, it's important

seriously, does killfile still work?