I've had people say it's a hardening, actually ~ US presidential election 2016 part 9/11 never forget

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(Not advocating droning in general, just specifically the droning of Assange. Would also accept melting or exsanguination.)

Our Salads Are Now Almost Entirely Blood-Free! (Old Lunch), Monday, 3 October 2016 18:04 (seven years ago) link

he hasn't done anything worthy of the death penalty and I prefer the rule of law and everything but... yeah I wouldn't lose any sleep over it. he's scum of the earth, not a US citizen, and repeatedly demonstrated his status as a risk to US nat'l security

Οὖτις, Monday, 3 October 2016 18:05 (seven years ago) link

Hillary's personal pain cannot excuse the fact that her administration will feel like one of those sclerotic early 80s Russian governments.

i feel like there isn't a single white male twitter leftist or really almost any white human of any political persuasion who can say with a straight face that he'll be "oppressed" in a fashion comparable to any USSR administration under hilldog, but that's not really gonna stop proclaimed likely jill stein voter bro pair, because after all an accurate statement like "it'll be moderate, prob too much so, and we should aim to elect congresspeople and local leaders who'll be more progressive whenever possible but hey it's not the potential fascist apocalypse" doesn't up yr klout score

if young slothrop don't trust ya i'm gon' rhyme ya (slothroprhymes), Monday, 3 October 2016 18:07 (seven years ago) link

re: the "hillary wanted to drone assange" thing i saw more than a few people on my twitter feed this morning who took that completely at face value, which was kinda hilarious because again, of all the ppl being killed in such a fashion (which i'm 100 percent not endorsing) a rapist white troll who won't leave his hotel room for fear of indictment is not one of them, lol c'mon

if young slothrop don't trust ya i'm gon' rhyme ya (slothroprhymes), Monday, 3 October 2016 18:10 (seven years ago) link

It's cool that we have leftists comparing Hillary to Andropov and Chernenko.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 3 October 2016 18:10 (seven years ago) link

well she is sick all the time

Οὖτις, Monday, 3 October 2016 18:13 (seven years ago) link

adding "stupidly literal-minded" to ILXpundit attributes

oh whoops added that in 2007

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Monday, 3 October 2016 18:18 (seven years ago) link

At this point he will probably rebound two weeks from now due to reversion to mean and we'll play out this soap opera one more time before E.D.

Presume that stands for electile dysfunction har har

re Andropov I think "Silver Spoons" had an episode where Ricky Schroeder is on a class trip to the White House, somehow ends up answering the Red Phone, and tells the then-Soviet leader to "Walk to the edge of a cliff, Yuri.... Andropov!"

wookin pa nub (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 3 October 2016 18:19 (seven years ago) link

Where is Assange in the world where a drone strike makes any sense? Would it be like a little Amazon drone with a pistol taped to it following him nonchalant through the market, pretending to look at apples when he senses that he is being followed and turns around anxiously? Maybe "drone strike" is just code for Hillary calling him up to have a long talk about emails and policies.

Evan, Monday, 3 October 2016 18:20 (seven years ago) link

Michael Reagan tweeted that Nancy woulda voted for HRC btw. Kumbaya!

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Monday, 3 October 2016 18:21 (seven years ago) link

Michael loathes Nancy

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 3 October 2016 18:24 (seven years ago) link

He might as well have said, "Nancy was having sex with Barbara Bush on the White House china."

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 3 October 2016 18:24 (seven years ago) link

Mmmm

Neanderthal, Monday, 3 October 2016 18:26 (seven years ago) link

Chi-nuh

Evan, Monday, 3 October 2016 18:26 (seven years ago) link

誤訳侮辱, do you have any cute names for the shitbags who'll be in her Cabinet?

aren't cute/unfunny names for politicians more your bag?

Robby Mook (stevie), Monday, 3 October 2016 18:34 (seven years ago) link

ok, i'll go with "stevies"

prob too funny tho

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Monday, 3 October 2016 18:37 (seven years ago) link

lol at this golf swing https://twitter.com/HillaryClinton/status/782984294557941760

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 3 October 2016 18:42 (seven years ago) link

lol

mookieproof, Monday, 3 October 2016 18:44 (seven years ago) link

@JessicaTaylor
Ron Paul on MSNBC says Gary Johnson isn't a true libertarian, will likely vote for Jill Stein instead.

mookieproof, Monday, 3 October 2016 18:45 (seven years ago) link

imagine if bill clinton said, 'if chelsea weren't my daughter, perhaps i'd be dating her'

mookieproof, Monday, 3 October 2016 18:53 (seven years ago) link

A reminder that drone strikes are only surgical compared to carpet bombing - other people (okay, including friends of friends of mine) work in the Ecuadorean Embassy so I'd rather not.

In other news, Trump's 5-D chess set still missing some pieces.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/bernie-sanders-clinton-audio-supporters_us_57f11290e4b024a52d2f6852

Andrew Farrell, Monday, 3 October 2016 18:58 (seven years ago) link

is it wrong to feel sort of uncomfortable wrt all of the lol-ing and/or concern trolling over creepy things Trump has said about Ivanka? it seems kind of like Ivanka is collateral damage when ppl use this stuff to attack her father?

soref, Monday, 3 October 2016 19:01 (seven years ago) link

I imagine she's p damaged alright

Οὖτις, Monday, 3 October 2016 19:03 (seven years ago) link

She's collateral damage in the human shield sense.

dinnerboat, Monday, 3 October 2016 19:04 (seven years ago) link

Re: Trump's PA speech, I guess I can see where it might have utility when speaking in front of a national audience, but why tf, at this point, would Trump invoke Bernie over and over at his rallies? Am I making that mistake of thinking that anything resembling rational decision making is informing Trump's perpetual id-gasm?

Our Salads Are Now Almost Entirely Blood-Free! (Old Lunch), Monday, 3 October 2016 19:32 (seven years ago) link

(A thousand pardons for my own unwieldy gerund-gasm in that last sentence.)

Our Salads Are Now Almost Entirely Blood-Free! (Old Lunch), Monday, 3 October 2016 19:32 (seven years ago) link

I imagine he was trying to capitalize on that "bombshell" audio of Clinton trying to figure out how to reach Sanders voters, but he can't concentrate for more than a few seconds so he lost the plot and just resorted to his standard tactic of calling Sanders a loser.

Cumstaun (Phil D.), Monday, 3 October 2016 19:33 (seven years ago) link

that 'bombshell' was nothing, if you listened to the audio she's clearly sympathetic to people? who the fuck actually thought it was some kind of condemnation? GOP desperate and grasping for straws

meanwhile I can't even keep up with the bad things happening to trump lately. ptsd, foundation, taxes

akm, Monday, 3 October 2016 19:35 (seven years ago) link

there'll be three more in a few hours

Οὖτις, Monday, 3 October 2016 19:37 (seven years ago) link

I love how he's getting his debate prep from Giuliani and Christie, two losers who will do him absolutely no good

Οὖτις, Monday, 3 October 2016 19:38 (seven years ago) link

I wonder what will happen to those closest to him if Trump loses

Evan, Monday, 3 October 2016 19:44 (seven years ago) link

It's amusing how one minute, Trmp'll be courting disaffected Sanders voters - "We feel your pain, we know she's crooked and everything is rigged; come over to the dark side" - and the next minute he's calling them pathetic losers who live in their parents' basements.

The dude evidently has no interest in courting voters who aren't already in his column, and no idea that that might have something to do with winning this here "election" thingy. It is weird and wonderful to see.

Everybody's telling me I need to do better with women. So clearly what I need is more tweets reiterating that Alicia Machado was REALLY a porker, I mean oink oink, seriously. Plus, Rosie O'Donnell? Bette Midler? Carly Fiorina? Yeah, total woofers. They had it coming, surely everyone agrees.

wookin pa nub (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 3 October 2016 19:46 (seven years ago) link

Christie will be found drowned in a vat of cheetos

xp

Οὖτις, Monday, 3 October 2016 19:46 (seven years ago) link

ailes will explode in a mass of slimy flesh and squid ink

if young slothrop don't trust ya i'm gon' rhyme ya (slothroprhymes), Monday, 3 October 2016 19:48 (seven years ago) link

who the fuck actually thought it was some kind of condemnation?

the bernie fan in my fb feed who'd rather trump won than hillary, fwiw

Robby Mook (stevie), Monday, 3 October 2016 19:49 (seven years ago) link

On the other hand maybe he'll teach a spin class

xxp

Evan, Monday, 3 October 2016 19:50 (seven years ago) link

The headline characterizations of Hillary's remarks (which were uniformly negative) is likely the only thing a lot of people saw, esp if they're inclined to hate her.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Monday, 3 October 2016 19:52 (seven years ago) link

imo the ptsd comment seems...not particularly bad. esp taken in context. maybe a little clumsy, and demonstrating a lack of understanding of PTSD, but it didn't seem disrespectful

jason waterfalls (gbx), Monday, 3 October 2016 19:52 (seven years ago) link

ailes will explode in a mass of slimy flesh and squid ink

― if young slothrop don't trust ya i'm gon' rhyme ya (slothroprhymes), Monday, October 3, 2016 3:48 PM (one minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I think he was accused of using this as a pick up line verbatim back at the Fox offices

Evan, Monday, 3 October 2016 19:52 (seven years ago) link

The "basement dweller" thing isn't about actually convincing Sanders die hards to vote for Trumo as much as just suppress potential votes for Hlllary. The only people I've seen view the leaked audio as anything other than sympathetic are right wing creeps and some of the more aggressively idiotic Stein supporters.

Nerdstrom Poindexter, Monday, 3 October 2016 19:53 (seven years ago) link

like, it wasn't even remotely close to the comments he made about john mccain, which remain the gold standard for insulting combat veterans

xp

jason waterfalls (gbx), Monday, 3 October 2016 19:54 (seven years ago) link

aggressively idiotic Stein supporters

Redundant.

Don Van Gorp, midwest regional VP, marketing (誤訳侮辱), Monday, 3 October 2016 19:57 (seven years ago) link

i'm not a Stein 'supporter' but shove it, you voting with the Bushes and Kissinger on yr moral high ground.

how do you reconcile Hil's 'empathy' -- sounds to me more like 'the poor misguided dears' -- with Bill Clinton's memorable springtime sneer, "Shoot every third person on Wall Street, things will be fine"? Don't these partners think alike?

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Monday, 3 October 2016 19:58 (seven years ago) link

post-election, Giuliani will return to his Crypt and resume providing pun-laden introductions to ironic tales of depravity and gore

xp

Οὖτις, Monday, 3 October 2016 20:00 (seven years ago) link

many xps evan: yeah, probably

if young slothrop don't trust ya i'm gon' rhyme ya (slothroprhymes), Monday, 3 October 2016 20:05 (seven years ago) link

Well, kiddies, looks like SHRILLARY really took a DUMP on TRUMP! But don't worry. I have a feeling he's going to be SERVER-ing her a fresh helping of deleted SCREAM-mails about her membership in the BENGHAZI Party any day now! EEEE-HEE-HEE-HEE-HEE!

Our Salads Are Now Almost Entirely Blood-Free! (Old Lunch), Monday, 3 October 2016 20:11 (seven years ago) link

heh

Οὖτις, Monday, 3 October 2016 20:14 (seven years ago) link

if ppl haven't been, btw, highly recommend the ongoing trump tweet-play by owen ellickson, storified in this link: https://twitter.com/onlxn/status/773652237125955584

if young slothrop don't trust ya i'm gon' rhyme ya (slothroprhymes), Monday, 3 October 2016 20:14 (seven years ago) link


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