https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/1891558/woman-who-had-public-sex-with-a-model-dinosaur-at-childrens-playground-is-identified-by-cops/
Deep cleaned with "strong disinfectant".
― Horizontal Superman is invulnerable (aldo), Tuesday, 4 October 2016 12:45 (seven years ago) link
did she fuck its head off?? confused
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 4 October 2016 13:25 (seven years ago) link
That's how they became extinct.
― Horizontal Superman is invulnerable (aldo), Tuesday, 4 October 2016 13:29 (seven years ago) link
Disinfectant was too strong?
― (SNIFFING AND INDISTINCT SOBBING) (Tom D.), Tuesday, 4 October 2016 13:32 (seven years ago) link
i assune 'game pie' is poultry and not to do with fitba
― The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 4 October 2016 14:02 (seven years ago) link
new developments... the absence of any life culture ambience vibrance or character
remember, i live in New York.
― The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 4 October 2016 14:03 (seven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/5iUpJ9I.png
http://i.imgur.com/gTOv7MT.jpg
― r|t|c, Saturday, 8 October 2016 11:52 (seven years ago) link
https://twitter.com/DistantSoundz/status/783782550317703168
9pm GMT...so 10pm?
― Het schaduwkabinet reshuffle (seandalai), Saturday, 8 October 2016 12:56 (seven years ago) link
^^ real dn
― the tightening is plateauing (Le Bateau Ivre), Saturday, 8 October 2016 12:57 (seven years ago) link
did this (from August) ever get posted here? seems like its natural home:
https://twitter.com/danhancox/status/784780942682558464
― soref, Saturday, 8 October 2016 16:17 (seven years ago) link
oh ffs why did i have to read that?
― legitimate concerns about ducks (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 8 October 2016 16:37 (seven years ago) link
at least this little nugget made me giggle!
"After all, the Attlee government executed people – even innocent people like Timothy Evans. If such judicial killing was good enough for Clem then it is about time we returned to the Spirit of 45 and got the gallows going."
― calzino, Saturday, 8 October 2016 16:51 (seven years ago) link
is Meagher real? i can't even understand the tone there
― legitimate concerns about ducks (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 8 October 2016 16:56 (seven years ago) link
the author of this bit was (nominative determinism ahoy!) someone called Dean Quick !
― calzino, Saturday, 8 October 2016 17:00 (seven years ago) link
http://www.hulldailymail.co.uk/hull-is-the-least-prosperous-in-uk-but-on-the-verge-of-resurrection/story-29802905-detail/story.html
WOOOOO WE'RE NUMBER 1!
― legitimate concerns about ducks (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 13 October 2016 22:19 (seven years ago) link
these unexpected boosts are always a treat, especially when you are already thinking "it couldn't get much better than this" !
― calzino, Thursday, 13 October 2016 23:05 (seven years ago) link
what is the realest London i can find during 6 days in November?
― The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Monday, 3 October 2016 Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
A pint and game pie at the Royal Oak.
(let us know the days?)
i arrive 24th, leave 30th
i appoint Andrew F as FAP majordomo
― Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Friday, 11 November 2016 12:55 (seven years ago) link
real or not, FAP alternatives to the Lexington (Tue 29) are Princess Louise, Royal Oak, and...?
― Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 16 November 2016 16:12 (seven years ago) link
http://www.swindonadvertiser.co.uk/news/14906850.XTC_frontman_recovering_after_varnish_accident/?ref=fbshr
― The Codling Of The London Suede (Legal Warning Across The Atlantic) (DJ Mencap), Friday, 18 November 2016 11:58 (seven years ago) link
Swindon Advertiser headline or Half Man Half Biscuit song?
― Neil S, Friday, 18 November 2016 12:01 (seven years ago) link
almost makes me proud to be english
― ogmor, Friday, 18 November 2016 12:43 (seven years ago) link
http://www.gloucestershirelive.co.uk/former-spurs-star-david-bentley-spotted-in-gloucester-pub-and-kebab-shop/story-29891443-detail/story.html
― r|t|c, Friday, 18 November 2016 12:55 (seven years ago) link
xpHis sense of pain was working overtime!
― nickn, Friday, 18 November 2016 23:32 (seven years ago) link
'Tis the season
https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2016/nov/21/bakewell-winter-wonderland-labelled-disgusting-mud-bath
― more like dork enlightenment lol (Bananaman Begins), Monday, 21 November 2016 15:09 (seven years ago) link
This is going to happen every single year now eh
― ultros ultros-ghali, Monday, 21 November 2016 15:23 (seven years ago) link
is there such a thing as a “winter wonderland” that is actually really good and heartily enjoyed by every one of its patrons, or are they uniformly forlorn rip-offs? if it's the latter then you'd think people would have twigged by now.
― soref, Monday, 21 November 2016 15:31 (seven years ago) link
the south bank's german-style xmas market is a rip-off but a fairly lovely one. iirc leeds of all places had a decent one too
but anything that isn't german-style is fairly doomed, yeah
― imago, Monday, 21 November 2016 15:34 (seven years ago) link
it would be sad if someone went to one of these wonderlands hoping to see some realness/children crying in a muddy field etc, but when they got there it was really charming and magical
― soref, Monday, 21 November 2016 15:38 (seven years ago) link
lol
― imago, Monday, 21 November 2016 15:49 (seven years ago) link
And visitors to a Christmas lights show and winter wonderland-themed event at Woburn Abbey in Bedfordshire last year demanded their money back when they encountered melting ice sculptures, an effigy burned in a wheelchair and 90-minute queues.
Say what now?
― nickn, Monday, 21 November 2016 18:58 (seven years ago) link
http://www.mirror.co.uk/incoming/teenager-dragged-pizza-restaurant-raped-9307708
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 24 November 2016 13:47 (seven years ago) link
first tube ride ever, train taken out of service = real England
― Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 24 November 2016 17:25 (seven years ago) link
LOOOOOOL, have fun here, Morbs!
― jane burkini (suzy), Thursday, 24 November 2016 17:29 (seven years ago) link
aww it's like they made a special effort for your first trip :)
― wanderly braggin' (seandalai), Thursday, 24 November 2016 18:09 (seven years ago) link
Don't know how long you're here for but you might be around for the first will-they-won't-they tube strike of the festive season.
― The Doug Walters of Crime (Tom D.), Thursday, 24 November 2016 18:54 (seven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/XfMg4QN.png
― wanderly braggin' (seandalai), Thursday, 24 November 2016 23:33 (seven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/hKJ4UVv.png
― soref, Friday, 25 November 2016 02:12 (seven years ago) link
people who you kinda sorta hope get their heads kicked in
― brex yourself before you wrex yourself (Noodle Vague), Friday, 25 November 2016 07:05 (seven years ago) link
http://www.thetimes.co.uk/edition/news/gritty-mcgritface-definitely-not-kp86z6dcd I can think of another name for this.
― Neil S, Friday, 25 November 2016 11:23 (seven years ago) link
adolf gritler ftw
― Rae Kwoniff (NickB), Friday, 25 November 2016 11:41 (seven years ago) link
Auschgritz, Gritoris, Gary Gritter all not doing too well I believe
― boxedjoy, Friday, 25 November 2016 22:36 (seven years ago) link
Ex-wife of multi-millionaire: I'm too scared to live outside Kensington
― Le Bateau Ivre, Saturday, 3 December 2016 10:15 (seven years ago) link
kinda feeling her tbh... even among gilded environs kensington inner sanctum is an afterlife unto itself, not quite heaven perhaps but the appropriately opiated side of purgatory. have a heart your honour
that being said north kensington's dominion stretches ever further according to local estate agents (chestertons haunted by g.k i'm guessing) so maybe plonk her on mozart estate
― r|t|c, Saturday, 3 December 2016 10:56 (seven years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lpt5aStiOJY
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 7 December 2016 14:08 (seven years ago) link
cheeky micro-rave
― ogmor, Wednesday, 7 December 2016 18:31 (seven years ago) link
"This...is a micro-kick-in-the-balls"
― woke cop, boo! (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 7 December 2016 18:33 (seven years ago) link
but it wouldn't be micro, really
― woke cop, boo! (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 7 December 2016 18:34 (seven years ago) link
https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2016/dec/12/christmas-dinner-fatbergs-raise-flood-risk-say-water-companies
― mark s, Monday, 12 December 2016 13:34 (seven years ago) link
boy i really wish i hadn't clicked on that link while eating lunch
― Rush Limbaugh and Lou Reed doing sex with your parents (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 12 December 2016 13:44 (seven years ago) link