I've had people say it's a hardening, actually ~ US presidential election 2016 part 9/11 never forget

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Pence might win a few Pubs back to the GOP shitwagon by reassuring them that he's the calm, composed guy that will talk Trump off of the ledge, but this is such a smaller ticket item compared to the Presidential debate that I don't see it doing much (even Bentsen's epic Quayle takedown didn't matter much)

in a way Kaine always had his work cut out for him because he like Pence is somewhat unknown nationally, carries no star power, and it was always going to be easier for Pence to appear rational next to a drooling ape like Trump than it would have for Kaine to significantly improve on Clinton's performance. his job is just basically not to lose too badly or say SIC SEMPER TYRANNUS

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 02:22 (seven years ago) link

This North Korea question about preemption is insane

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 02:22 (seven years ago) link

7,000 xposts

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 02:23 (seven years ago) link

One of my friends just now on FB: "The VP debate: Two old white men talking over a woman of color."

― Cumstaun (Phil D.), Tuesday, October 4, 2016 10:22 PM (thirty seconds ago)

pretty insightful comment

k3vin k., Wednesday, 5 October 2016 02:23 (seven years ago) link

"in times like North Korea we gotta cooperate" - "when you got movies like Tom Cruise in 'em you can't lose!"

Shakey δσς (sic), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 02:23 (seven years ago) link

Yeah, not saying this will have much impact on the race (no one's watching this anyway, I'm guessing), just saying that for this debate, it's about style, not facts, and pence is trouncing him

(I have been trying to post this for about 5 minutes but encountering weird zing bugs because I = Too Slow)

I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 02:24 (seven years ago) link

Beltway wags will mourn the candidates' reluctance to discuss North Korea, but who cares? What is there to say? What can the United States do? "North Korea" is a freebie designed to make candidates look tough.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 02:24 (seven years ago) link

checked in on this and it didn't make me partic scared for november but it did reinforce my fear that the ridiculous and totally random stroke of luck we've enjoyed this cycle wherein the first guy to make a real run for il duce is a clinical idiot will be short-lived

― florence foster wallace (difficult listening hour), Tuesday, October 4, 2016 10:20 PM (one minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yea for real, pence's steeliness and ability to spew bullshit and make it sound serious kind of reminds of cheney

marcos, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 02:24 (seven years ago) link

Heidecker for Veep, Turkington for SoS, President Joe Estevez to handle foreign policy

Shakey δσς (sic), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 02:24 (seven years ago) link

they should change the format of VP debate to celeb boxing to shore up viewership next time

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 02:26 (seven years ago) link

this two-hour Christianity attestment is fucking insane

Shakey δσς (sic), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 02:26 (seven years ago) link

"North Korea" is a freebie designed to make candidates look tough.

― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, October 4, 2016 10:24 PM (sixteen seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yea

marcos, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 02:26 (seven years ago) link

kaine: "i have personal faith but i believe the state and church should be separate and no one should be forced to follow a particular religion's beliefs."
pence: "i disagree i think we should force ppl."

Mordy, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 02:26 (seven years ago) link

wooooooow at counselling girls out of abortion

Shakey δσς (sic), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 02:27 (seven years ago) link

Kaine directly quotes some absurd thing Trump said. Pence responds, "That's absurd." or "That's ridiculous." and proceeds to say something impenetrable with a few hot button words or ambiguous phrases like "criminal immigrants" attached. The funny thing is, this tactic probably works just fine.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 02:27 (seven years ago) link

I like to spend a little time on my knees every day too Mike, amirite ladies?

Shakey δσς (sic), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 02:28 (seven years ago) link

rite?

Shakey δσς (sic), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 02:28 (seven years ago) link

I mean eating pussy

Shakey δσς (sic), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 02:28 (seven years ago) link

"I try to spend a little time on my knees every day."

Pence 2020.

Our Salads Are Now Almost Entirely Blood-Free! (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 02:28 (seven years ago) link

Nice

How Butch, I mean (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 02:29 (seven years ago) link

*high fives Pence*

*Pence wipes hand*

Shakey δσς (sic), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 02:29 (seven years ago) link

The difference in their recent backgrounds: Kaine shares hot-milk-with-cookies anecdotes about bein' Irish 'n' Catholic; talk show host Pence can't answer a question about "faith conflicts" without turning the question into a spear he can jab into his opponent.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 02:29 (seven years ago) link

BIBLE BURN

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 02:30 (seven years ago) link

kinda feel like Trump's taxes is the wrong thing to be banging around on. that type of news article is best as a slow-developing item, meant to smoke out Trump into looking less like the voice of the downtrodden. actually focusing on it at length in a debate kind of weakens it as a story cos most of the undecided voters are too dumb to realize when they're being subliminally manipulated but when you smack them across the face with it, they'll smell it, y'know?

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 02:30 (seven years ago) link

pence's strategy of fully denying rather than trying to explain or defend any of the 100,000 horrible things trump has said is prob a smart one

marcos, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 02:30 (seven years ago) link

pence is actually campaigning on ending abortion rights. this is definitely not a winner.

Mordy, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 02:31 (seven years ago) link

"you whipped out that mexican thing again" shoutout to stephen garza

esempiu (crüt), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 02:31 (seven years ago) link

Kaine makes his worst mistake this evening: using "dialogue" as a verb.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 02:32 (seven years ago) link

Kaine should tweet at Trump from the stage

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 02:32 (seven years ago) link

pence's strategy of fully denying rather than trying to explain or defend any of the 100,000 horrible things trump has said is prob a smart one

― marcos, Tuesday, October 4, 2016 10:30 PM (two minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

True but what about the fact checking in the ensuing news cycle?

Evan, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 02:34 (seven years ago) link

or the ads. wouldn't even be surprised if Clinton came up with Kaine's talking points not to win the debate but help frame Pence's responses so they could turn around and make some nifty commercials by week's end.

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 02:35 (seven years ago) link

We will bring people together through broad-shouldered military power and law-and-order.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 02:35 (seven years ago) link

c'mon people now
fire on your brother
everybody get together
try to plug one another
right now

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 02:36 (seven years ago) link

lol @ "you whipped out that mexican thing again"

marcos, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 02:41 (seven years ago) link

is it "trending"

Evan, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 02:43 (seven years ago) link

About 193 results (0.31 seconds)

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 02:44 (seven years ago) link

cool, cbs cut to a 5-minute focus panel led by republican operative Frank Luntz, pioneer of the conservative strategy to deny climate change

what a great network.

I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 02:46 (seven years ago) link

humorously his focus group broke almost 3 times as much for Clinton last week. I imagine it killed him to tweet that.

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 02:47 (seven years ago) link

I hope that Kaine's performance tonight was per instructions from the campaign: just force Pence to own Trump as much as possible, don't try to win every point. It's probably okay if he comes out of it looking scattered and manic, he's not there to be a dignified statesman but rather an attack dog. A cute, slightly yippy attack dog.

If this is really who he is and how he wants to campaign, that's just weird. I am a Virginian and former Richmond resident; I already knew Kaine isn't a great speaker or debater. But the contrast with Pence's composure is rather stark. Pence did a bunch of insulting little head-pats like "wow, you really worked hard on that, didn't you?" He didn't say SON but might as well have.

Kaine might have struck a more inspirational, uplifting, positive tone (a la the convention). But tactically it's probably best to keep the election a referendum on Trmp.

more like Galaxy S PLODE, amirite? (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 02:51 (seven years ago) link

Kaine was puppyish and erratic, but Pence will spend the next few days watching clips of this debate played side by side next to a Trump lie.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 02:52 (seven years ago) link

so what the fuck two debates and no climate change questions

marcos, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 02:58 (seven years ago) link

yo is it true tim kaine got sonned by mike pence after a cnn beef?

“a tub of horses” (Myonga Vön Bontee), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 03:01 (seven years ago) link

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/783478918087004160?lang=en

Evan, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 03:02 (seven years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Ct-MVTiUIAAf78j.jpg:large

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 03:04 (seven years ago) link

yeah Pence definitely is a lot better at this than Kaine is, BUT I'm not really concerned about this since the lasting impression of the debate is most likely going to be Pence shaking his head as Kaine reads actual Donald Trump quotes

frogbs, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 03:07 (seven years ago) link

Kaine was puppyish and erratic

Yup. That describes the classic Batman villain all right.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 03:07 (seven years ago) link

also no one will give a shit once the next debate happens in 5 days

marcos, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 03:08 (seven years ago) link

I'm gonna miss the onion's take on Joe Biden...their Tim Kaine isn't nearly as engaging

“a tub of horses” (Myonga Vön Bontee), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 03:10 (seven years ago) link

Another thought: I think Pence is doing a better job of executing his strategy, which is basically just to pirouette around any time he’d have to defend Trump. Whereas Kaine is swinging at a lot of pitches but not really following through. So judged on the basis, I’d give it to Pence, so far.

But I’m not sure that it’s a great strategy, because I think Pence’s nonresponsiveness could make for some good commercials for Clinton’s team in Brooklyn after the debate. So Pence could be setting himself up to win the actual debate but lose the post-debate debate.

this is nate silver. seems plausible. no one will remember that pence "won" or kaine seemed puppyish, because absent major screw-ups, you have to watch the whole thing to get that. but it can be cut together/played on the news in a way that makes pence look dishonest/ignorant, etc. and draws more attention to trumps enormities in the process.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 03:17 (seven years ago) link

I'm gonna miss the onion's take on Joe Biden...their Tim Kaine isn't nearly as engaging

feel like they could still write about diamond joe mooning the vp debate from his helicopter while yelling "NERRRRRRRRRDS!!!"

who is extremely unqualified to review this pop album (BradNelson), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 03:18 (seven years ago) link


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