I've had people say it's a hardening, actually ~ US presidential election 2016 part 9/11 never forget

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Trump brought up Big Dog because Trump knows that the vast majority of men who have ever been on a golf course have had some form of locker room talk.

Brevs Mekis (dandydonweiner), Friday, 7 October 2016 20:33 (seven years ago) link

can't wait for the bloodless lace curtain NYT style tiptoeing around this one

goole, Friday, 7 October 2016 20:34 (seven years ago) link

shouldn't it be called golf course talk then

xp

Οὖτις, Friday, 7 October 2016 20:34 (seven years ago) link

kinda wonder how much cable and broadcast are going to replay here too

goole, Friday, 7 October 2016 20:35 (seven years ago) link

you know the typical golf course rapey conversations every man has

Neanderthal, Friday, 7 October 2016 20:35 (seven years ago) link

"majority of men who have ever been on a golf course" trump has this demo in the bag already!

goole, Friday, 7 October 2016 20:35 (seven years ago) link

One reason I never took to golf was because I found it boring. Apparently a bunch of dudes find it so boring that they feel they have to spice it up by talking shit about women.

IMO play a sport where you don't have time to even think about that shit; you think dudes are coming down the home stretch in the 400m comparing vagina conquest stories?

¶ (DJP), Friday, 7 October 2016 20:35 (seven years ago) link

Right. Sll the rapey people already know who Trump is and 40% still don't care.

Brevs Mekis (dandydonweiner), Friday, 7 October 2016 20:36 (seven years ago) link

no this is the one that does it. anything after this is just running up the score (which i hope they do, to stop people like this trying this again). it's such a simple, visceral story. all the tax/fraud stuff is complicated. this is the one where he actually loses people currently planning to vote for him, rather than turns off undecided people.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 7 October 2016 20:36 (seven years ago) link

IMO play a sport where you don't have time to even think about that shit; you think dudes are coming down the home stretch in the 400m comparing vagina conquest stories?

omg

Neanderthal, Friday, 7 October 2016 20:36 (seven years ago) link

also fuck any newspaper that doesn't print the words here. the whole point is the words.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 7 October 2016 20:37 (seven years ago) link

when i've golfed i'm usually too busy admiring my magnificent 275 yd drives to even think about sexual assault

nomar, Friday, 7 October 2016 20:37 (seven years ago) link

The undecideds already don't like either candidate. Their just trying to figure out if they'll vote at all.

Brevs Mekis (dandydonweiner), Friday, 7 October 2016 20:37 (seven years ago) link

People forgave Bill Clinton in record time. They'll forgive Trump.

Brevs Mekis (dandydonweiner), Friday, 7 October 2016 20:38 (seven years ago) link

I'm still trying to imagine any conversation I'm a part of that includes the phrase "grab them by the pussy" in a context outside of "can you believe this stupid motherfucker just said 'grab them by the pussy'?"

¶ (DJP), Friday, 7 October 2016 20:38 (seven years ago) link

you think dudes are coming down the home stretch in the 400m comparing vagina conquest stories?

idk man

http://www.gannett-cdn.com/-mm-/f1bffe53399ba75465d4be7c1a958918041cc275/c=153-0-2715-1926&r=x404&c=534x401/local/-/media/2016/08/17/Phoenix/Phoenix/636070723829576042-de-grasse.jpg

goole, Friday, 7 October 2016 20:38 (seven years ago) link

that was NOT the 400 tho

¶ (DJP), Friday, 7 October 2016 20:39 (seven years ago) link

lol I was looking for that image too goole

Οὖτις, Friday, 7 October 2016 20:39 (seven years ago) link

goole wins the Internet today

Brevs Mekis (dandydonweiner), Friday, 7 October 2016 20:39 (seven years ago) link

I'm still trying to imagine any conversation I'm a part of that includes the phrase "grab them by the pussy"

well there was that one Mad Men episode

Οὖτις, Friday, 7 October 2016 20:40 (seven years ago) link

and the national conversation

florence foster wallace (difficult listening hour), Friday, 7 October 2016 20:40 (seven years ago) link

there was a lot of tawdry imagery w/the clinton shit but for most people i don't think it resonated as a wider indictment of his views on women (which it probably was in a lot of ways tbh) and also it was a lot of testifying and secondhand conversations being reported and courtroom shit, i think this is different though it being on tape. clinton's public persona throughout his entire slimy period was still fairly "dignified", as much as that persona was probably false. he remained "presidential". trump sounds like a high schooler amazed at what being on the football team does for his game.

nomar, Friday, 7 October 2016 20:43 (seven years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CuMO6uGXgAAxifO.jpg

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 7 October 2016 20:44 (seven years ago) link

billy bush already took his twitter account offline?
what a shitbag

blonde redheads have more fun (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 7 October 2016 20:47 (seven years ago) link

he'll think twice before he tries to grab a pussy again

Οὖτις, Friday, 7 October 2016 20:48 (seven years ago) link

STATEMENT FROM DONALD J. TRUMP

***

I moved on her like a bitch, but I couldn’t get there. And she was married. Then all of a sudden I see her, she’s now got the big phony tits and everything. She’s totally changed her look.

florence foster wallace (difficult listening hour), Friday, 7 October 2016 20:48 (seven years ago) link

how long before Trumplings start wearing "GRAB THEM BY THE PUSSY" hats

Οὖτις, Friday, 7 October 2016 20:49 (seven years ago) link

also fuck any newspaper that doesn't print the words here. the whole point is the words.

― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, October 7, 2016 1:37 PM (eleven minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

reminds me of when WaPo printed the F-word when Cheney told someone on the floor of congress to "Go fuck yourself"

slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Friday, 7 October 2016 20:50 (seven years ago) link

Kool Thing cover by Donald Trump

When you're a star, you can just grab em by the pussy
Now you know you're sure lookin' pretty
Rock the beat just a little faster
Now I know you are the master
I don't wanna, I don't think so
big phony tits

akm, Friday, 7 October 2016 20:52 (seven years ago) link

Trump continues: “And I moved on her very heavily. In fact, I took her out furniture shopping. She wanted to get some furniture. I said, ‘I’ll show you where they have some nice furniture.’”

This sort of works in a Derek & Clive voice.

JoeStork, Friday, 7 October 2016 20:54 (seven years ago) link

ah so this is the news that finally knocks Hurricane Matthew off the cable airwaves!

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 7 October 2016 20:55 (seven years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CuMQ-InUAAABeE6.jpg

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 7 October 2016 20:55 (seven years ago) link

I worry about what Trump considers "nice furniture"

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 7 October 2016 20:55 (seven years ago) link

is that a euphemism

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 7 October 2016 20:55 (seven years ago) link

you might say I'm rapey
but I'm not the only one
Bill said worse shit on the golf course
we was only havin fun

Neanderthal, Friday, 7 October 2016 20:56 (seven years ago) link

In an exclusive interview with The Brody File, GOP vice presidential nominee Mike Pence says he believes Donald Trump's rise is all part of God's larger plan of divine providence for America.

"I believe in providence for the course of this nation but I think what animates Donald Trump is faith in God and faith in the American people," Pence tells The Brody File.

mookieproof, Friday, 7 October 2016 20:57 (seven years ago) link

Is that the first time in this whole mess that Trump has actually even half apologized?

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 7 October 2016 20:58 (seven years ago) link

You know how you (and Trump) know Trump's goose is cooked? That statement he issued actually ACTUALLY included the words 'I apologize'.

The Butthole, The Whole Butthole, and Nothing But The Butthole (Old Lunch), Friday, 7 October 2016 20:58 (seven years ago) link

I took her out furniture shopping. She wanted to get some furniture. I said, ‘I’ll show you where they have some nice furniture.’”

http://images.complex.com/complex/image/upload/t_in_content_image/joepesci5_nus8ag.jpg

blonde redheads have more fun (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 7 October 2016 21:00 (seven years ago) link

omg caek

Guayaquil (eephus!), Friday, 7 October 2016 21:02 (seven years ago) link

"And I moved on her very heavily. In fact, I signed her hot dog bun."

Guayaquil (eephus!), Friday, 7 October 2016 21:03 (seven years ago) link

abundantly clear by this point that main oppo research teams were saving their shit for October

― Οὖτις, Friday, October 7, 2016 4:20 PM (forty-two minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

oh totally, we'll be seeing new stories/developments every couple of days through the end of month

marcos, Friday, 7 October 2016 21:03 (seven years ago) link

lol @ that ted cruz photo from caek

marcos, Friday, 7 October 2016 21:03 (seven years ago) link

STATEMENT FROM DONALD J. TRUMP

***

I moved on her like a bitch, but I couldn’t get there. And she was married. Then all of a sudden I see her, she’s now got the big phony tits and everything. She’s totally changed her look.

― florence foster wallace (difficult listening hour), Friday, October 7, 2016 4:48 PM (fifteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lmao

marcos, Friday, 7 October 2016 21:04 (seven years ago) link

and yes btw this is the first time trump has said "i apologize" but obv it has to be accompanied by "if anyone was offended"

marcos, Friday, 7 October 2016 21:05 (seven years ago) link

that was an awfully fast statement too. I think it was there by the time I finished reading the actual breaking story.

akm, Friday, 7 October 2016 21:06 (seven years ago) link

I saw the statement before I knew the story!

slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Friday, 7 October 2016 21:07 (seven years ago) link


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