I've had people say it's a hardening, actually ~ US presidential election 2016 part 9/11 never forget

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Trump continues: “And I moved on her very heavily. In fact, I took her out furniture shopping. She wanted to get some furniture. I said, ‘I’ll show you where they have some nice furniture.’”

This sort of works in a Derek & Clive voice.

JoeStork, Friday, 7 October 2016 20:54 (seven years ago) link

ah so this is the news that finally knocks Hurricane Matthew off the cable airwaves!

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 7 October 2016 20:55 (seven years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CuMQ-InUAAABeE6.jpg

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 7 October 2016 20:55 (seven years ago) link

I worry about what Trump considers "nice furniture"

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 7 October 2016 20:55 (seven years ago) link

is that a euphemism

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 7 October 2016 20:55 (seven years ago) link

you might say I'm rapey
but I'm not the only one
Bill said worse shit on the golf course
we was only havin fun

Neanderthal, Friday, 7 October 2016 20:56 (seven years ago) link

In an exclusive interview with The Brody File, GOP vice presidential nominee Mike Pence says he believes Donald Trump's rise is all part of God's larger plan of divine providence for America.

"I believe in providence for the course of this nation but I think what animates Donald Trump is faith in God and faith in the American people," Pence tells The Brody File.

mookieproof, Friday, 7 October 2016 20:57 (seven years ago) link

Is that the first time in this whole mess that Trump has actually even half apologized?

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 7 October 2016 20:58 (seven years ago) link

You know how you (and Trump) know Trump's goose is cooked? That statement he issued actually ACTUALLY included the words 'I apologize'.

The Butthole, The Whole Butthole, and Nothing But The Butthole (Old Lunch), Friday, 7 October 2016 20:58 (seven years ago) link

I took her out furniture shopping. She wanted to get some furniture. I said, ‘I’ll show you where they have some nice furniture.’”

http://images.complex.com/complex/image/upload/t_in_content_image/joepesci5_nus8ag.jpg

blonde redheads have more fun (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 7 October 2016 21:00 (seven years ago) link

omg caek

Guayaquil (eephus!), Friday, 7 October 2016 21:02 (seven years ago) link

"And I moved on her very heavily. In fact, I signed her hot dog bun."

Guayaquil (eephus!), Friday, 7 October 2016 21:03 (seven years ago) link

abundantly clear by this point that main oppo research teams were saving their shit for October

― Οὖτις, Friday, October 7, 2016 4:20 PM (forty-two minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

oh totally, we'll be seeing new stories/developments every couple of days through the end of month

marcos, Friday, 7 October 2016 21:03 (seven years ago) link

lol @ that ted cruz photo from caek

marcos, Friday, 7 October 2016 21:03 (seven years ago) link

STATEMENT FROM DONALD J. TRUMP

***

I moved on her like a bitch, but I couldn’t get there. And she was married. Then all of a sudden I see her, she’s now got the big phony tits and everything. She’s totally changed her look.

― florence foster wallace (difficult listening hour), Friday, October 7, 2016 4:48 PM (fifteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lmao

marcos, Friday, 7 October 2016 21:04 (seven years ago) link

and yes btw this is the first time trump has said "i apologize" but obv it has to be accompanied by "if anyone was offended"

marcos, Friday, 7 October 2016 21:05 (seven years ago) link

that was an awfully fast statement too. I think it was there by the time I finished reading the actual breaking story.

akm, Friday, 7 October 2016 21:06 (seven years ago) link

I saw the statement before I knew the story!

slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Friday, 7 October 2016 21:07 (seven years ago) link

idk caek, i think this is just running up the score. not really up there with the most insane things he's done/said this past year and a half. i think he got his greatest hits out early - when he said "john mccain isn't a war hero because he was captured," and his numbers went up, i knew he would be the nominee. when was that, july 2015? runner up is obviously imitating the reporter with cerebral palsy

flappy bird, Friday, 7 October 2016 21:07 (seven years ago) link

in tangentially-related news:

http://lawnewz.com/high-profile/federal-judge-orders-hearing-in-donald-trump-rape-lawsuit-case/

¶ (DJP), Friday, 7 October 2016 21:09 (seven years ago) link

I have to say, the WaPo are really earning their stripes this election. Mealy-mouthed as their editorial page may be, when the chips are down those guys deliver.

Οὖτις, Friday, 7 October 2016 21:09 (seven years ago) link

Nobody was paying attention then, basically. Or, only GOP primary voters were, a tiny slice of the electorate.

slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Friday, 7 October 2016 21:09 (seven years ago) link

“I’ve gotta use some tic tacs, just in case I start kissing her"

100% a virgin

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 7 October 2016 21:09 (seven years ago) link

idk caek, i think this is just running up the score. not really up there with the most insane things he's done/said this past year and a half.

yeah but feel like there's something visceral abt this that's gonna be hard for him to shake

blonde redheads have more fun (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 7 October 2016 21:10 (seven years ago) link

harder to shake when you have a handful of no I cannot in good conscience finish this joke, sorry everyone

¶ (DJP), Friday, 7 October 2016 21:11 (seven years ago) link

xp yep. this is a simple, visceral story. even fox news will go with this one. it's box office, as bertie wooster used to say.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 7 October 2016 21:11 (seven years ago) link

what makes it harder for him to shake is that he's going to get nailed for it in the debate, which will prolong its press coverage through several news cycles (ie, until his next horrible thing gets spotlighted)

that never happened in the primaries. he said shit and it vanished. now it's not vanishing.

xp

Οὖτις, Friday, 7 October 2016 21:11 (seven years ago) link

lmao DJP

Οὖτις, Friday, 7 October 2016 21:12 (seven years ago) link

mmm i don't know about that, i think this recording speaks to everything everyone's been saying about trump over the past several weeks and amplifies it 10x. the mccain comment was awful but also many republicans don't regard him as highly after 2008. the reporter thing was a minor ripple unfortunately.

nomar, Friday, 7 October 2016 21:12 (seven years ago) link

xxxposts

nomar, Friday, 7 October 2016 21:12 (seven years ago) link

lol nomar

¶ (DJP), Friday, 7 October 2016 21:13 (seven years ago) link

it is obv just another drop in the trump cesspool but i think a few things matter:

1) that it's on tape, very clear recording,, accompanied by that nice little video of him making the comments and then interacting w/ this woman immediately after the bus, which i think personalizes it in a way that's different than just him on howard stern 15 years ago or something
2) it's october and this is a fresh story that fits an already assembled narrative
3) won't change the trump die-hards but we all knew that nothing would change them, it's all about women + undecideds having more & more reasons not to vote for him

marcos, Friday, 7 October 2016 21:13 (seven years ago) link

how desperate do you think Roger Stone's phone calls to Julian Assange are getting these days

Οὖτις, Friday, 7 October 2016 21:13 (seven years ago) link

wonder if speaker ryan will be campaigning with trump tomorrow

'i strongly condemn grabbing women by the pussy, but those taxes won't lower themselves'

mookieproof, Friday, 7 October 2016 21:14 (seven years ago) link

Genuinely curious how this will impact Billy Bush. I've hated that smirking fuckbag for years, so if this gets him knocked off the Today Show, great.

Don Van Gorp, midwest regional VP, marketing (誤訳侮辱), Friday, 7 October 2016 21:14 (seven years ago) link

mmm i don't know about that, i think this recording speaks to everything everyone's been saying about trump over the past several weeks and amplifies it 10x.

agree

marcos, Friday, 7 October 2016 21:14 (seven years ago) link

lol mookie

Οὖτις, Friday, 7 October 2016 21:16 (seven years ago) link

loool

marcos, Friday, 7 October 2016 21:17 (seven years ago) link

1) that it's on tape, very clear recording,, accompanied by that nice little video of him making the comments and then interacting w/ this woman immediately after the bus, which i think personalizes it in a way that's different than just him on howard stern 15 years ago or something

Bill Kristol, who has never seen a woman before, said as much when I happened to catch his stench on CNN a little while ago.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 7 October 2016 21:17 (seven years ago) link

What a dumb time this is to be alive

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Friday, 7 October 2016 21:20 (seven years ago) link

https://twitter.com/NRO/lists/nr-tweets is good rn

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 7 October 2016 21:22 (seven years ago) link

now if Dems had 1/10 the gall of the GOP, they would be working day and night to convince the American people that every single Republican politician in America is going around grabbing women by their privates.

serge thoroughgoods (will), Friday, 7 October 2016 21:22 (seven years ago) link

this story should make me glad bc it'll hurt his chances further of being president of the united states but for some reason i just feel such rage at the ppl - some of whom i know personally - that will likely still vote for trump bc clearly they have no moral standards whatsoever and what can u feel about such a person really

Mordy, Friday, 7 October 2016 21:23 (seven years ago) link

Was this broken by Fahrenthold? Man, give that guy a bonus. We should send him a fruit basket.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 7 October 2016 21:24 (seven years ago) link

Charles C. W. Cooke ‏@charlescwcooke 1m1 minute ago

Imagine you’re a doctor, but every night someone comes into your hospital and stabs everyone. That’s how GOP volunteers must feel this year.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 7 October 2016 21:25 (seven years ago) link

xpost they'll use the "changed man" defense.

Trump found God and he swiffered away the rape and replaced it with a miraculous tax plan and if you don't vote for him you hate God

Neanderthal, Friday, 7 October 2016 21:25 (seven years ago) link

lolol

Dan McLaughlin ‏@baseballcrank 19m19 minutes ago

Clinton's history proves that Democrats would defend Trump if he was their guy.

It doesn't mean we should.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 7 October 2016 21:25 (seven years ago) link

I love the one-sentence second paragraph.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 7 October 2016 21:25 (seven years ago) link


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