almost made a joke about the school but no, definitely not hard to imagine fuzzy holocaust revisionism being the norm in certain school districts
― qualx, Wednesday, 19 October 2016 04:09 (seven years ago) link
https://twitter.com/thereaIbanksy
is this account posting terrible facebook macros for laughs, or is it for real? what % of its followers and the ppl liking and retweeting its tweets are doing so ironically?
― soref, Friday, 21 October 2016 00:55 (seven years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cualv4NUkAAUkhz.jpg
i honestly thought the "bob marley" thing was an ilx joke, shows what i know.
― the notes the loon doesn't play (ulysses), Friday, 21 October 2016 03:21 (seven years ago) link
i would like to believe we were on the cutting edge
― DOCTOR CAISNO, BYCREATIVELABBUS (Doctor Casino), Friday, 21 October 2016 03:38 (seven years ago) link
-Bob Marley
― more like dork enlightenment lol (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 21 October 2016 09:01 (seven years ago) link
A friend posted this on FB today and I really wanted to just comment "-Bob Marley" until I realized how much explanation it would result in.
Honestly, if I see one more picture with a quote from someone that didn't actually say it, I'm going to lose my mind (what's left of it). It's bad enough that much of the media is misleading us, can we please stop misleading each other and look up the crap you post to see if it's real first. I don't care if your stance agrees with mine, I really don't. Just be factual.
― GUNSHOW POOPHOLE (Phil D.), Friday, 21 October 2016 18:28 (seven years ago) link
...as Mahatma Gandhi said, according to Bob Marley
― wingless yurp (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 21 October 2016 18:37 (seven years ago) link
Phil it wouldn't need to be explained at all?
― Evan, Friday, 21 October 2016 18:50 (seven years ago) link
might be time to retire -Bob Marley and replace with -Jackson Browne.
― DOCTOR CAISNO, BYCREATIVELABBUS (Doctor Casino), Friday, 21 October 2016 19:22 (seven years ago) link
aw bless, they believe that quotations can be accurately ascribed
just like Roald Dahl
― nom de grrrrr (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 22 October 2016 00:16 (seven years ago) link
bummed that "-Bob Marley" is my sole contribution to ilx but no one will ever know because then you have to open the whole thread
― qualx, Saturday, 22 October 2016 00:43 (seven years ago) link
"I invented '-Bob Marley'"-qualx
― kinder, Saturday, 22 October 2016 09:59 (seven years ago) link
my self-ban didn't last that long because i can't stay away from this shithttps://scontent-ord1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/14656367_10153924948896408_4602899530480787130_n.jpg?oh=6feeb2bb11ef472913fbffb660fd8fd5&oe=5893BF04
― assawoman bay (harbl), Sunday, 23 October 2016 23:16 (seven years ago) link
i seriously hate these kinds of jokes
― assawoman bay (harbl), Sunday, 23 October 2016 23:17 (seven years ago) link
haha my husband is such a man he throws his clothes in a corner *next* to the laundry basket
they should see my house that is populated by one woman they would die
― assawoman bay (harbl), Sunday, 23 October 2016 23:18 (seven years ago) link
Frankly, those jeans probably have a good few days left in them before they even need a wash, he's not even a real man
― I hear from this arsehole again, he's going in the river (James Morrison), Sunday, 23 October 2016 23:34 (seven years ago) link
And his boots are there. I don't think this is a washing pile at all.
― two crickets sassing each other (dowd), Monday, 24 October 2016 02:44 (seven years ago) link
love too throw clothes
― The times they are a changing, perhaps (map), Monday, 24 October 2016 03:42 (seven years ago) link
that hitler one from three days ago, i'm having guilty lols imagining hitler as a pied piper leading a group of 6 mil to a big shower. how to break the spell!!!!
― The times they are a changing, perhaps (map), Monday, 24 October 2016 03:44 (seven years ago) link
It was posted to an fb group for my hometown, which has a big Jewish community. You can guess how well t g at went over.
― Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Monday, 24 October 2016 05:30 (seven years ago) link
*that
― Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Monday, 24 October 2016 05:31 (seven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/UcKEkgf.jpg
this guy must have opened up his thinking box to come up with this one
― I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 26 October 2016 20:42 (seven years ago) link
One cannot have gradations of uniqueness, one either is or is not unique.
― kinder, Wednesday, 26 October 2016 20:47 (seven years ago) link
I p much make it a habit not to read, launch, or open anything that has "nails it" in the title
― Neanderthal, Wednesday, 26 October 2016 21:38 (seven years ago) link
http://i66.tinypic.com/16lyzio.png
― yolo mostly (sleepingbag), Thursday, 27 October 2016 01:23 (seven years ago) link
woulda pegged bob marley as more of a lyft man
― the notes the loon doesn't play (ulysses), Thursday, 27 October 2016 01:26 (seven years ago) link
typical heteronormative feminism, completely overlooking adam's relationship with steve
― qualx, Thursday, 27 October 2016 02:01 (seven years ago) link
Boxes need balls of wire more than balls of wire need boxes
― jmm, Thursday, 27 October 2016 02:53 (seven years ago) link
a treasure trove of my least favorite jokes http://twentytwowords.com/hilarious-tweets-from-husbands-who-are-clearly-winning-at-marriage/
― assawoman bay (harbl), Thursday, 27 October 2016 11:45 (seven years ago) link
http://pix.iemoji.com/images/emoji/apple/ios-9/256/face-with-tears-of-joy.png
― more like dork enlightenment lol (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 27 October 2016 11:52 (seven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/2Y7AyCp.jpg
― electric wight dorkestra (crüt), Thursday, 27 October 2016 19:30 (seven years ago) link
that was from The Omen 3 weren't it
― Neanderthal, Thursday, 27 October 2016 21:19 (seven years ago) link
https://pics.onsizzle.com/there-are-66-books-in-the-bible-subtract-your-age-5318169.png
what about 2015? what about 2017? what about people who haven't had their birthday yet this year?
isn't the bible amazing?!
― koogs, Thursday, 27 October 2016 21:27 (seven years ago) link
get away from me satan
― I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Thursday, 27 October 2016 21:29 (seven years ago) link
hahahaha
― Neanderthal, Thursday, 27 October 2016 21:34 (seven years ago) link
"I can predict your age by asking merely two questions:
a) what's your astrological signb) what year were you born"
― Neanderthal, Thursday, 27 October 2016 21:39 (seven years ago) link
there are 66 books in the bibleSubtract your age, then drink a bottle of chianti in the bathtub
― Neanderthal, Thursday, 27 October 2016 21:47 (seven years ago) link
there are 54 texts in the gnostic gospels.
one of them was written by you.
christian anarchism!!!!
― I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Thursday, 27 October 2016 21:55 (seven years ago) link
what about people who haven't had their birthday yet this year?
Those people are not true Christians.
― jmm, Thursday, 27 October 2016 22:00 (seven years ago) link
there are 66 books in the BibleGo with your instinct to live as you wantNo longer begging for mercy from thievesThey can't come near you, through them you can seeKeep to the outside the teachings of ChristDenounce the father, undo his disguiseDie, serpents of the light
― Neanderthal, Thursday, 27 October 2016 22:00 (seven years ago) link
xpost lol
Friend of mine who is the number two offender* for posting this kind of stuff in my fb feed just posted the following:
http://www.patheos.com/blogs/dispatches/2016/09/18/please-stop-sharing-links-to-these-sites/
along with a "yeah, I know I'm guilty of this..."
*number one is my wife's mom, and I love her so much I've never wanted to say anything, but she is like an Occupy Democrats meme machine.
― how's life, Monday, 31 October 2016 16:26 (seven years ago) link
I'm fb friends with someone who shares from those sites occasionally who isa BRITISHER and ILX POSTER
what's funny is he's one of the main offenders on my timeline
― mh 😏, Monday, 31 October 2016 16:32 (seven years ago) link
mr veg has an elderly relative whose entire fb presence is sharing shit from all those sources. like, 30+ a day
she will also randomly share my status updates for no reaspn except that i think she sometimes forgets where the like button is
― Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 31 October 2016 17:46 (seven years ago) link
I apologize heartily to all my Facebook chums
― nom de grrrrr (Noodle Vague), Monday, 31 October 2016 18:00 (seven years ago) link
https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/14937270_1141653129250699_6801022807082332951_n.jpg?oh=928f39f14d7d4195e26c9f3227373119&oe=58CF5B01
― not all who chunder are sloshed (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 8 November 2016 08:22 (seven years ago) link
https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/15095037_10154792050696349_6316211616775791060_n.jpg?oh=166392fa42fd875ad0ba0f3b9ee41d0b&oe=58CED122
― how's life, Wednesday, 16 November 2016 13:33 (seven years ago) link
That's the first house Trump's stormtroopers will storm
― Bnad, Wednesday, 16 November 2016 13:38 (seven years ago) link