why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

...as Mahatma Gandhi said, according to Bob Marley

Phil it wouldn't need to be explained at all?

might be time to retire -Bob Marley and replace with -Jackson Browne.

aw bless, they believe that quotations can be accurately ascribed

just like Roald Dahl

bummed that "-Bob Marley" is my sole contribution to ilx but no one will ever know because then you have to open the whole thread

"I invented '-Bob Marley'"
-qualx

my self-ban didn't last that long because i can't stay away from this shit
https://scontent-ord1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/14656367_10153924948896408_4602899530480787130_n.jpg?oh=6feeb2bb11ef472913fbffb660fd8fd5&oe=5893BF04

i seriously hate these kinds of jokes

haha my husband is such a man he throws his clothes in a corner *next* to the laundry basket

they should see my house that is populated by one woman they would die

Frankly, those jeans probably have a good few days left in them before they even need a wash, he's not even a real man

And his boots are there. I don't think this is a washing pile at all.

love too throw clothes

that hitler one from three days ago, i'm having guilty lols imagining hitler as a pied piper leading a group of 6 mil to a big shower. how to break the spell!!!!

It was posted to an fb group for my hometown, which has a big Jewish community. You can guess how well t g at went over.

*that

http://i.imgur.com/UcKEkgf.jpg

this guy must have opened up his thinking box to come up with this one

One cannot have gradations of uniqueness, one either is or is not unique.

I p much make it a habit not to read, launch, or open anything that has "nails it" in the title

http://i66.tinypic.com/16lyzio.png

woulda pegged bob marley as more of a lyft man

typical heteronormative feminism, completely overlooking adam's relationship with steve

Boxes need balls of wire more than balls of wire need boxes

a treasure trove of my least favorite jokes http://twentytwowords.com/hilarious-tweets-from-husbands-who-are-clearly-winning-at-marriage/

http://pix.iemoji.com/images/emoji/apple/ios-9/256/face-with-tears-of-joy.png

http://i.imgur.com/2Y7AyCp.jpg

that was from The Omen 3 weren't it

https://pics.onsizzle.com/there-are-66-books-in-the-bible-subtract-your-age-5318169.png

what about 2015? what about 2017? what about people who haven't had their birthday yet this year?

isn't the bible amazing?!

get away from me satan

hahahaha

"I can predict your age by asking merely two questions:

a) what's your astrological sign
b) what year were you born"

there are 66 books in the bible
Subtract your age, then drink a bottle of chianti in the bathtub

there are 54 texts in the gnostic gospels.

one of them was written by you.

christian anarchism!!!!

what about people who haven't had their birthday yet this year?

Those people are not true Christians.

there are 66 books in the Bible
Go with your instinct to live as you want
No longer begging for mercy from thieves
They can't come near you, through them you can see
Keep to the outside the teachings of Christ
Denounce the father, undo his disguise
Die, serpents of the light

xpost lol

Friend of mine who is the number two offender* for posting this kind of stuff in my fb feed just posted the following:

http://www.patheos.com/blogs/dispatches/2016/09/18/please-stop-sharing-links-to-these-sites/

along with a "yeah, I know I'm guilty of this..."

*number one is my wife's mom, and I love her so much I've never wanted to say anything, but she is like an Occupy Democrats meme machine.

I'm fb friends with someone who shares from those sites occasionally who is
a BRITISHER and ILX POSTER

what's funny is he's one of the main offenders on my timeline

mr veg has an elderly relative whose entire fb presence is sharing shit from all those sources. like, 30+ a day

she will also randomly share my status updates for no reaspn except that i think she sometimes forgets where the like button is

I apologize heartily to all my Facebook chums

https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/14937270_1141653129250699_6801022807082332951_n.jpg?oh=928f39f14d7d4195e26c9f3227373119&oe=58CF5B01

https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/15095037_10154792050696349_6316211616775791060_n.jpg?oh=166392fa42fd875ad0ba0f3b9ee41d0b&oe=58CED122

That's the first house Trump's stormtroopers will storm

occupy democrats over the next 4 years is going to make me cancel fb forever

oh I blocked all content from that one a long time ago

http://i.imgur.com/iJoTFKE.jpg

^^ if that popped up in my FB feed I'd share the shit out of it tbh

i've had two facebook friends, who don't know each other, share the same haken video in the past five hours. should i be concerned?

whole lot of George Carlin + Bill Hicks memes on that site

https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/15109621_1851474285072830_6960350711361138419_n.jpg?oh=81269277234390ae393a457c0e3bfd0d&oe=58B042FA

(not sure that this is an actual George Carlin quote)