my self-ban didn't last that long because i can't stay away from this shithttps://scontent-ord1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/14656367_10153924948896408_4602899530480787130_n.jpg?oh=6feeb2bb11ef472913fbffb660fd8fd5&oe=5893BF04
― assawoman bay (harbl), Sunday, 23 October 2016 23:16 (seven years ago) link
i seriously hate these kinds of jokes
― assawoman bay (harbl), Sunday, 23 October 2016 23:17 (seven years ago) link
haha my husband is such a man he throws his clothes in a corner *next* to the laundry basket
they should see my house that is populated by one woman they would die
― assawoman bay (harbl), Sunday, 23 October 2016 23:18 (seven years ago) link
Frankly, those jeans probably have a good few days left in them before they even need a wash, he's not even a real man
― I hear from this arsehole again, he's going in the river (James Morrison), Sunday, 23 October 2016 23:34 (seven years ago) link
And his boots are there. I don't think this is a washing pile at all.
― two crickets sassing each other (dowd), Monday, 24 October 2016 02:44 (seven years ago) link
love too throw clothes
― The times they are a changing, perhaps (map), Monday, 24 October 2016 03:42 (seven years ago) link
that hitler one from three days ago, i'm having guilty lols imagining hitler as a pied piper leading a group of 6 mil to a big shower. how to break the spell!!!!
― The times they are a changing, perhaps (map), Monday, 24 October 2016 03:44 (seven years ago) link
It was posted to an fb group for my hometown, which has a big Jewish community. You can guess how well t g at went over.
― Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Monday, 24 October 2016 05:30 (seven years ago) link
*that
― Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Monday, 24 October 2016 05:31 (seven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/UcKEkgf.jpg
this guy must have opened up his thinking box to come up with this one
― I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 26 October 2016 20:42 (seven years ago) link
One cannot have gradations of uniqueness, one either is or is not unique.
― kinder, Wednesday, 26 October 2016 20:47 (seven years ago) link
I p much make it a habit not to read, launch, or open anything that has "nails it" in the title
― Neanderthal, Wednesday, 26 October 2016 21:38 (seven years ago) link
http://i66.tinypic.com/16lyzio.png
― yolo mostly (sleepingbag), Thursday, 27 October 2016 01:23 (seven years ago) link
woulda pegged bob marley as more of a lyft man
― the notes the loon doesn't play (ulysses), Thursday, 27 October 2016 01:26 (seven years ago) link
typical heteronormative feminism, completely overlooking adam's relationship with steve
― qualx, Thursday, 27 October 2016 02:01 (seven years ago) link
Boxes need balls of wire more than balls of wire need boxes
― jmm, Thursday, 27 October 2016 02:53 (seven years ago) link
a treasure trove of my least favorite jokes http://twentytwowords.com/hilarious-tweets-from-husbands-who-are-clearly-winning-at-marriage/
― assawoman bay (harbl), Thursday, 27 October 2016 11:45 (seven years ago) link
http://pix.iemoji.com/images/emoji/apple/ios-9/256/face-with-tears-of-joy.png
― more like dork enlightenment lol (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 27 October 2016 11:52 (seven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/2Y7AyCp.jpg
― electric wight dorkestra (crüt), Thursday, 27 October 2016 19:30 (seven years ago) link
that was from The Omen 3 weren't it
― Neanderthal, Thursday, 27 October 2016 21:19 (seven years ago) link
https://pics.onsizzle.com/there-are-66-books-in-the-bible-subtract-your-age-5318169.png
what about 2015? what about 2017? what about people who haven't had their birthday yet this year?
isn't the bible amazing?!
― koogs, Thursday, 27 October 2016 21:27 (seven years ago) link
get away from me satan
― I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Thursday, 27 October 2016 21:29 (seven years ago) link
hahahaha
― Neanderthal, Thursday, 27 October 2016 21:34 (seven years ago) link
"I can predict your age by asking merely two questions:
a) what's your astrological signb) what year were you born"
― Neanderthal, Thursday, 27 October 2016 21:39 (seven years ago) link
there are 66 books in the bibleSubtract your age, then drink a bottle of chianti in the bathtub
― Neanderthal, Thursday, 27 October 2016 21:47 (seven years ago) link
there are 54 texts in the gnostic gospels.
one of them was written by you.
christian anarchism!!!!
― I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Thursday, 27 October 2016 21:55 (seven years ago) link
what about people who haven't had their birthday yet this year?
Those people are not true Christians.
― jmm, Thursday, 27 October 2016 22:00 (seven years ago) link
there are 66 books in the BibleGo with your instinct to live as you wantNo longer begging for mercy from thievesThey can't come near you, through them you can seeKeep to the outside the teachings of ChristDenounce the father, undo his disguiseDie, serpents of the light
― Neanderthal, Thursday, 27 October 2016 22:00 (seven years ago) link
xpost lol
Friend of mine who is the number two offender* for posting this kind of stuff in my fb feed just posted the following:
http://www.patheos.com/blogs/dispatches/2016/09/18/please-stop-sharing-links-to-these-sites/
along with a "yeah, I know I'm guilty of this..."
*number one is my wife's mom, and I love her so much I've never wanted to say anything, but she is like an Occupy Democrats meme machine.
― how's life, Monday, 31 October 2016 16:26 (seven years ago) link
I'm fb friends with someone who shares from those sites occasionally who isa BRITISHER and ILX POSTER
what's funny is he's one of the main offenders on my timeline
― mh 😏, Monday, 31 October 2016 16:32 (seven years ago) link
mr veg has an elderly relative whose entire fb presence is sharing shit from all those sources. like, 30+ a day
she will also randomly share my status updates for no reaspn except that i think she sometimes forgets where the like button is
― Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 31 October 2016 17:46 (seven years ago) link
I apologize heartily to all my Facebook chums
― nom de grrrrr (Noodle Vague), Monday, 31 October 2016 18:00 (seven years ago) link
https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/14937270_1141653129250699_6801022807082332951_n.jpg?oh=928f39f14d7d4195e26c9f3227373119&oe=58CF5B01
― not all who chunder are sloshed (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 8 November 2016 08:22 (seven years ago) link
https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/15095037_10154792050696349_6316211616775791060_n.jpg?oh=166392fa42fd875ad0ba0f3b9ee41d0b&oe=58CED122
― how's life, Wednesday, 16 November 2016 13:33 (seven years ago) link
That's the first house Trump's stormtroopers will storm
― Bnad, Wednesday, 16 November 2016 13:38 (seven years ago) link
occupy democrats over the next 4 years is going to make me cancel fb forever
― qualx, Monday, 21 November 2016 04:41 (seven years ago) link
oh I blocked all content from that one a long time ago
― mh 😏, Monday, 21 November 2016 14:56 (seven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/iJoTFKE.jpg
― qop (crüt), Wednesday, 23 November 2016 22:55 (seven years ago) link
^^ if that popped up in my FB feed I'd share the shit out of it tbh
― Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 23 November 2016 23:15 (seven years ago) link
i've had two facebook friends, who don't know each other, share the same haken video in the past five hours. should i be concerned?
― xiphoid beetlebum (rushomancy), Wednesday, 23 November 2016 23:20 (seven years ago) link
whole lot of George Carlin + Bill Hicks memes on that site
― soref, Wednesday, 23 November 2016 23:33 (seven years ago) link
https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/15109621_1851474285072830_6960350711361138419_n.jpg?oh=81269277234390ae393a457c0e3bfd0d&oe=58B042FA
(not sure that this is an actual George Carlin quote)
― soref, Wednesday, 23 November 2016 23:34 (seven years ago) link
that's not george carlin, that's an illustration from a 20th century printing of "the tell tale heart".
― xiphoid beetlebum (rushomancy), Wednesday, 23 November 2016 23:53 (seven years ago) link
love how they erase part of the "T" so it's clear george carlin actually did wear a the free thought project.com shirt
― qualx, Thursday, 24 November 2016 00:07 (seven years ago) link
Think Diferent.
― koogs, Thursday, 24 November 2016 08:34 (seven years ago) link
preach avocado wolfe
https://scontent-syd2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/15220135_10153991588586512_3573365631797587871_n.jpg?oh=3254d1bb1461b4a70276617a69cd5724&oe=58C4969B
― gass mccoombes (qiqing), Tuesday, 29 November 2016 22:42 (seven years ago) link
hmmm
― mh 😏, Tuesday, 29 November 2016 22:59 (seven years ago) link
it's almost as if their parents do more reposting of facebook memes than gardening