Q:How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. The keyboard player can do it with his left hand.
― Ken L (Ken L), Tuesday, 4 January 2005 05:43 (nineteen years ago) link
A: Pick it up and suck its dick.
― Joseph McCombs (Joseph McCombs), Friday, 7 January 2005 01:22 (nineteen years ago) link
what do you call two homosexual vegetables?
lesbeans.
-- christopher james mcintosh, Monday, January 3, 2005 10:00 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Link
ACTUALLY LEGUMES ARE NOT VEGETABLES
^best joke
― Will M., Friday, 7 September 2007 21:22 (sixteen years ago) link