Me, to the rescue:
"Fuckin' pishin' it doon, so it wis, an' blawin' a gale an' aw. Ah looks oot the windae an' next hing ye know ma fuckin' gazebo's daein' certwheels acroass ma gairden, ah'm like, "Whit! Here! This must be the worst (britishes) summer ever!"
Is that any better?
― FYI Macedonia (Tom D.), Monday, 18 August 2014 14:27 (two years ago) Permalink
― Millions of species Faye Dunaway (Tom D.), Wednesday, 2 November 2016 21:01 (seven years ago) link
fair enough, only heard "pissing down" myself
― Number None, Wednesday, 2 November 2016 21:18 (seven years ago) link