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going back to what shakey said a couple of days ago on total recall

Then there's the relentless misogyny, the butchering of the source material, the willfully stupid plot contrivances, it looks cheap... idk I can't think of anything to recommend it.

part of the reason i like total recall a lot is that the stupid plot contrivances and the cheapness actually kinda work in its favour when you take the view that everything after arnold goes for the procedure at rekall is his implanted memory, which is supported by the fact that the rekall team summarise the entire plot of the movie before it happens. quaid is supposed to be paying for the memory of a trashy numbskull spy adventure on mars, which is exactly what he gets, and so do we.

i'm still kinda bummed that verhoeven and schwarzenegger never got to make their megabudget crusades movie :(

not all those who chunder are sloshed (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 17 November 2016 16:26 (seven years ago) link

Yeah the pulpy ridiculousness of Total Recall is what makes it work.

Rob Boss (latebloomer), Thursday, 17 November 2016 16:39 (seven years ago) link

as much as i love the social-commentary splatter of robocop and starship troopers sometimes i just wanna watch some subtext-free gore y'know?

not all those who chunder are sloshed (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 17 November 2016 16:43 (seven years ago) link

Ah yes, the "i meant to do that" defense

Οὖτις, Thursday, 17 November 2016 16:46 (seven years ago) link

i kinda thought i might get that response but a) death of the author etc etc, i think it is a valid reading of the film either way and b) i'm pretty sure i remember from the dvd commentary that it is verhoeven's explicit intent that quaid is dreaming and the over-the-topness of everything post-rekall is absolutely intentional

i guess we're not gonna see eye-to-eye on this one but i'd advise anyone with an interest in the movie to listen to the commentary if they haven't already cuz it's a fuckin hoot - verhoeven getting super-excited about the amount of fake blood they packed into squibs while arnold robotically points out in excruciating detail exactly what's happening on-screen and pedantically explains the paper-thin motiviations of his character

not all those who chunder are sloshed (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 17 November 2016 16:52 (seven years ago) link

Arnold is vulnerable in the movie, eh? He's never vulnerable. Even in the scene where the doctor comes in and goes, "You think you're here on Mars? Well, haha, you're not!" I mean, Arnold is very vulnerable there, yeah? And Arnold is a great guy to work with, in fact. Probably the most dedicated... well, Isabelle is dedicated, too, but Arnold! Arnold is the most dedicated guy I've worked with. He works very, very hard. He's willing to try everything to make the movie work. And he has no ego. I could say to Arnold, "That scene doesn't look good. Watch this video, it's not good, what you're doing. Let's do another take," and he would take direction. I mean, he's obviously not a trained actor in any way, but his really wanting to get the best out of himself and out of everybody is rare.

http://www.metro.us/entertainment/paul-verhoeven-talks-elle-and-how-hollywood-really-is-now-all-about-money/zsJpkj---H2mJKQWBL49nA/

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 17 November 2016 16:58 (seven years ago) link

i think Elle needs its own thread

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 17 November 2016 17:00 (seven years ago) link

part of the reason i like total recall a lot is that the stupid plot contrivances and the cheapness actually kinda work in its favour when you take the view that everything after arnold goes for the procedure at rekall is his implanted memory, which is supported by the fact that the rekall team summarise the entire plot of the movie before it happens. quaid is supposed to be paying for the memory of a trashy numbskull spy adventure on mars, which is exactly what he gets, and so do we.

otm

who is extremely unqualified to review this pop album (BradNelson), Thursday, 17 November 2016 17:01 (seven years ago) link

xp sure - by all means start it! it's not out here in the uk in march but i'll happily check the thread out once i get the chance to see it

not all those who chunder are sloshed (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 17 November 2016 17:02 (seven years ago) link

a discussion

http://www.filmcomment.com/blog/film-comment-podcast-paul-verhoeven/

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 17 November 2016 17:10 (seven years ago) link

xp to Morbs: Turkish Delight is, to this day, the most successful Dutch film of all time. 3.3m people (on a population of 13.5m) saw it at the cinema back then.

Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 17 November 2016 17:22 (seven years ago) link

That was mentioned ("like twice Star Wars" Verhoeven said), and voted Greatest Dutch Film of the Century in 1999. Sad!

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 17 November 2016 17:25 (seven years ago) link

just call me "ilx silverware" btw (i've "learned nothing")

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 17 November 2016 17:26 (seven years ago) link

Don't think thats sad tbh, it's a good movie. The list of 25 most viewed Dutch movies contains six Verhoevens, and quite some other smut films from the 70s :)

Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 17 November 2016 17:30 (seven years ago) link

Elle was pretty good but probably like my 7th fave of his. I hope he gets a chance to make one more American movie during the Trump years.

a serious and fascinating fartist (Simon H.), Monday, 21 November 2016 12:00 (seven years ago) link

two weeks pass...

elle needs its own thread yeah. i just finished it and i'm extremely upset

who is extremely unqualified to review this pop album (BradNelson), Thursday, 8 December 2016 04:49 (seven years ago) link

As Variety‘s Elsa Keslassy reports, he plans to re-team with Elle producer producer Said Ben Said on three further projects, “a French resistance drama, Lyon 1943 (working title), a film about Jesus (to be shot in French) and a movie turning on a Medieval women monastery based on a real story that occurred in Italy and will be transposed to France. Verhoeven revealed he also had a project set in the US: An English-language film called The Rogue which he’s doing with American producer Bill Mechanic.”

http://variety.com/2016/film/global/paul-verhoeven-on-elle-star-isabelle-huppert-producer-said-ben-said-future-projects-exclusive-1201938937/

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 13 December 2016 20:58 (seven years ago) link

as someone who's actually read his book on the subject I maintain there is absolutely no way he ever gets his Jesus movie made

a serious and fascinating fartist (Simon H.), Wednesday, 14 December 2016 02:22 (seven years ago) link

IIRC he hasn't yet figured out how to film the parables.

Wes Brodicus, Wednesday, 14 December 2016 11:36 (seven years ago) link

i just watched the fourth man and the placement of the fourth man in that verhoeven ranking upthread is rong rong rong

who is extremely unqualified to review this pop album (BradNelson), Friday, 23 December 2016 07:03 (seven years ago) link

I don't think I've ever seen the entirety of that one, for some reason, despite all the times I borrowed the (now quite rare/expensive, I think) early-Verhoeven box from the video store I used to work in

a serious and fascinating fartist (Simon H.), Friday, 23 December 2016 12:54 (seven years ago) link

four months pass...

Likes: Verhoeven
Dislikes: Eszterhas

I had never seen Basic Instinct - I started it once years ago, when I was snobbier, and could barely watch - and now that I have:

1) Looks great! Not bad, Jan de Bont.
2) For all it luridness, it's pretty old fashioned.
3) Like at least half of his stuff, it's Hitchcock with a wink (I think), totally ridiculous to the point of hard boiled parody. It's super hard to discern if this is simply the writing or how Verhoeven is approaching the writing. (This is more of a problem with Showgirls, or of course, maybe just a problem with Eszterhas.)
4) Great score! Goldsmith does Herrmann.
5) Stephen Tobolowsky!

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 25 April 2017 14:53 (seven years ago) link

i think basic instinct is maybe goldsmith's best ever score

ToddBonzalez (BradNelson), Tuesday, 25 April 2017 15:04 (seven years ago) link

Poltergeist for me.

insidious assymetrical weapons (Eric H.), Tuesday, 25 April 2017 15:23 (seven years ago) link

There's this, Poltergeist, Omen, Apes, Patton, Alien, Chinatown ... those are the ones that come to mind.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 25 April 2017 16:15 (seven years ago) link

Oh, forgot 6) Rob Bottin!

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 25 April 2017 16:30 (seven years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C-SSul3XkAAEdb_.jpg

Seems like this is going to happen!

On Some Faraday Beach (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 26 April 2017 14:07 (seven years ago) link

four months pass...

My humble rankings.

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 24 September 2017 05:22 (six years ago) link

Verhoeven + that concept + soeteman sounds like a winner to me

a serious and fascinating fartist (Simon H.), Sunday, 24 September 2017 05:44 (six years ago) link

one year passes...

Watching Total Recall for the first time in maybe 15 years. Verhoeven and DP Jost Vacano had such a weird, almost unique look going on, totally drab and flat (both the look *and* Arnie) but it works, not least because the blood is so rich and vibrant. Arnie, for his part, is totally game for this strange mix of almost old-fashioned cornball and state of the art and the gleeful embrace of sheer absurdity. I kept thinking to myself how patient he must have been for all these crazy set pieces, esp. considering he's the least coked out looking/acting of the whole cast.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 16 January 2019 20:41 (five years ago) link

yeah it’s super-entertaining and the supporting cast is great - sharon stone in particular has a blast playing a character which probably seemed pretty flat on the page

i watched this again fairly recently and one thing which really struck me is how good arnold is as the super-spy quaid who appears in video messages to the regular quaid - he’s got this laidback cockiness that schwarzenegger never really played in any other role, weirdly. i wish we got to see more of that side of arnold onscreen during his career!

Effectively Big Jim with a beard. (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 16 January 2019 21:57 (five years ago) link

also the visual of construction-worker arnold holding a jackhammer will never not be amazing and hilarious

Effectively Big Jim with a beard. (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 16 January 2019 21:58 (five years ago) link

two years pass...

Boy, “Benedetta” gets a poop joke in there less than five mnutes into the movie and then it just keeps going.iCan’t say I didn’t enjoy lots of it, though, regardless. This is full throttle trashy Verhoeven.

SQUIRREL MEAT!! (Capitaine Jay Vee), Tuesday, 16 November 2021 21:17 (two years ago) link

i wanna see the nun titty movie so bad

STOCK FIST-PUMPER BRAD (BradNelson), Tuesday, 16 November 2021 21:20 (two years ago) link

You ain't never seen Jesus like this!

SQUIRREL MEAT!! (Capitaine Jay Vee), Tuesday, 16 November 2021 21:34 (two years ago) link

It's wild.

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 20 November 2021 00:04 (two years ago) link

and, yeah, it's trash with verve

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 20 November 2021 00:05 (two years ago) link

two weeks pass...

attempting a ranking of verhoeven films which will make no sense whatsoever

STOCK FIST-PUMPER BRAD (BradNelson), Sunday, 5 December 2021 01:18 (two years ago) link

total recall
showgirls
elle
robocop
the fourth man
benedetta
starship troopers
katie tippel
black book
turkish delight
soldier of orange
flesh & blood
hollow man
spetters

still haven't seen: business is business, tricked

STOCK FIST-PUMPER BRAD (BradNelson), Sunday, 5 December 2021 01:23 (two years ago) link

thought Elle was surprisingly good but otherwise am not that interested in his films

Dan S, Sunday, 5 December 2021 01:47 (two years ago) link

really liked Total Recall at the time. I should see it again, but I already know I'm going to be disappointed

Dan S, Sunday, 5 December 2021 01:51 (two years ago) link

watched Showgirls again recently. loved the scene showing her companionship with the drifter she hitchhikes a ride with at the beginning of the film, who robs her. she ends up getting the better of him at the end

Dan S, Sunday, 5 December 2021 02:21 (two years ago) link

Total Recall ruled when I watched it last year.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 5 December 2021 03:54 (two years ago) link

Really love Soldier of Orange. Just a great buddy war film, although I can understand if one would consider it lacking in Verhoevenesque tendencies. It’s played pretty straight.

Mule, Sunday, 5 December 2021 10:43 (two years ago) link

He's made only two films in the 12 years since this poll and yet I think he's due for a repoll.

Milm & Foovies (Eric H.), Sunday, 5 December 2021 17:46 (two years ago) link

ive always liked-but-not-loved robocop, but total recall just delivers a full buffet of insanity and then some, outrageously fun when i revisited it recently, forever #1 PV for me

nobody like my rap (One Eye Open), Sunday, 5 December 2021 18:56 (two years ago) link

GIVE ZEZE PEOPLE ZEH AIIIR

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 5 December 2021 19:08 (two years ago) link

black book higher for me, maybe no. 2 after showgirls and just ahead of total recall

Tracer Hand, Monday, 6 December 2021 11:17 (two years ago) link

i need to see it a second time for sure

STOCK FIST-PUMPER BRAD (BradNelson), Monday, 6 December 2021 11:22 (two years ago) link


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