500 Million will get you 83 (+1/3) Jordan Staals: THE NHL 2016-2017 THREAD (INCLUDING VEGAS BABY, PITTSBURGH HANGOVER AND OFFSEASON SHENANIGANS. HOCKEY IS THE BEST)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLub8oFBbUA

whatever

winnipeg days, vegas knights

a fitting first franchise of the trump era

he'll change the name to white knights

things are going to get unpleasant in pittsburgh

marc-andre fleury is the fucking best dude/teammate ever, and he's the franchise leader in everything for goalies, and he's just not as good as matt murray and he has a (fully deserved) no-trade clause and there's gonna be an expansion draft. so either he accepts a trade he probably doesn't want to accept or he'll become a villain

ugh

@shoffren
Patrik Laine described his GWG accordingly: "Top shelf where grandma hides the jars of jam"

take that, jimmy mod

https://sports.vice.com/en_us/article/its-time-for-the-nhl-to-make-the-goal-nets-bigger

the metro division is running amok

the columbus blue jackets are the fourth team in NHL history to win 15 straight games (two were in a shootout, as was their last loss)

rip red wings playoff streak

etats-unis!

fuc shootouts in gold-medal games tho, cmon

Yeah smh when I saw that

not the nhl but I loled

https://twitter.com/BarSouthNCelly/status/820350303455375360

"Imaginary Practice" took place after the University of Denver men's Hockey team travelled to Kalamazoo, but their sticks got left behind

https://twitter.com/mikeFAIL/status/824812856868687872

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2017-01-30/brooklyn-s-barclays-center-said-to-be-dumping-the-islanders

smdh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpZvIPDKpY0

cmon pronger u can do better than that!

flyers are being outshot 26-6 with 11 minutes left in the third

http://i.imgur.com/dv0c9VW.gif

lol

claude julien to the canadiens!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4vu247Ye9I

has this season kinda sucked or is it just me

i've been enjoying it

still haven't been to barclays for the isles yet tho

nor i.

https://www.theplayerstribune.com/kris-draper-red-wings-avalanche-march-97

my man

great old time hockey right there

this ones going around as well

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3zOawon6qI

hey buddy

http://deadspin.com/hockey-players-fight-discuss-their-summer-workout-plan-1793301858

lol

tuff luv

it's so weird looking back at those games now.

https://cdn0.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/UFinJ2QM2-44wueUEWFsDvHYaRI=/0x0:480x270/920x0/filters:focal(0x0:480x270):no_upscale()/cdn1.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_asset/file/8200607/Mar_21_2017_19_00_58.gif

wierd that we're two weeks out and only COLO has been eliminated

idk -- the west is set and so is six or seven of the east

dallas really shit the bed this year huh

lolkings

youre alright crosby

if he didn't score on that, I would be seriously pissed if I were his wingman

no one, even phil kessel, is going to complain about playing on crosby's wing

this is getting really pathetic

USA Hockey contacts D3, rec-league players

God Mook your goalie is trash

nice guy tho

We might have one lying around to spare

Maybe in juniors

patrik elias has officially retired, presumably so he can concentrate on his sports bureau

2 canadian teams confirmed in the playoffs already :D

always enjoy watching the habs play

can never cheer for edmonton but they seem to be the favourites

if the sens can clinch it thatd be sweet

destroy toronto

edmonton's my team because my wife is from there

(not that she gives a shit about the oilers, but hockey is one of the few sports she'll watch)

o u two must have a blast cheering for edm in van

it's p good, there's no great animus against the oilers, like there's not a huge established rivalry between the teams, even just flames would be more controversial in van i feel.

have had jibes about how shitty the oilers are when i wear my oilers hat but they've been reasonably good-natured. now I'm walking around with it on doing a stride of pride

what u really need is an oilers nail yakupov sweater

Flames probably number one rivalry historically

Second wld be edm due to proximity

Others have come and gone (hawks, bruins, etc)

Still, you won't get more than light ribbing tbh