ha i know doesn't that Will Smith movie look fucking terrible? i can't wait to see it!
― flappy bird, Wednesday, 30 November 2016 00:59 (seven years ago) link
Someone needs to fan-edit the trailer as a wacky comedy, because it basically looks like "What if Inside Out was a prestige drama?"
― and this section is called boner (Phil D.), Wednesday, 30 November 2016 01:01 (seven years ago) link
"What if Will Smith was the prophet of a revived polytheism?"
― jmm, Wednesday, 30 November 2016 01:19 (seven years ago) link
The first time I saw the trailer I thought it was a parody, but then I realized there was no way Will Smith would do something that funny, and I just got depressed.
― Don Van Gorp, midwest regional VP, marketing (誤訳侮辱), Wednesday, 30 November 2016 01:36 (seven years ago) link
OMG it turns out that this Will Smith movie is EVEN STUPIDER than the trailers made it appear.
http://www.avclub.com/review/will-smith-goes-glum-twisty-treacle-collateral-bea-247387
With the company in dire financial straits, Howard’s minority partners Whit (Edward Norton), Claire (Kate Winslet), and Simon (Michael Peña) conspire to wrest control by hiring three struggling actors (Helen Mirren, Keira Knightley, and Jacob Latimore) to randomly sneak up on him on the subway or while he’s eating and pretend to be personifications of death, love, and time while an unscrupulous private eye secretly records their interactions and doctors the footage so that it looks like Howard is talking to himself. (Yes, this is really the premise.) A reader might presume that this high-concept ensemble gaslighting would result in farce and disaster and not, say, valuable life lessons and a triple twist ending in the Sea Of Trees vein. But what this reader doesn’t realize is that it is really the minority partners who need to have sophomorically written conversations with abstract concepts while standing in the public way.Over-sharing divorcé Whit has lost the respect of his daughter because he cheated on his ex-wife; high-strung Claire wants to have a baby because she is a woman; shy Simon is actually, seriously terminally ill. And perhaps at this point, this reader—this theoretical reader—might guess that the life-changing actor spirit guides were in fact hired by Howard, and it is the partners who are being gaslit into a better understanding of themselves. Collateral Beauty isn’t that clever. The script, by Allan Loeb (The Switch, Here Comes The Boom), seems like satire at first, with its offhand references to previous failed interventions in Howard’s life, like an ayahuasca shaman who was flown from Peru at great expense. But it is lethally sincere when it comes to bathos and psychobabble.
Over-sharing divorcé Whit has lost the respect of his daughter because he cheated on his ex-wife; high-strung Claire wants to have a baby because she is a woman; shy Simon is actually, seriously terminally ill. And perhaps at this point, this reader—this theoretical reader—might guess that the life-changing actor spirit guides were in fact hired by Howard, and it is the partners who are being gaslit into a better understanding of themselves. Collateral Beauty isn’t that clever. The script, by Allan Loeb (The Switch, Here Comes The Boom), seems like satire at first, with its offhand references to previous failed interventions in Howard’s life, like an ayahuasca shaman who was flown from Peru at great expense. But it is lethally sincere when it comes to bathos and psychobabble.
― and this section is called boner (Phil D.), Thursday, 15 December 2016 15:37 (seven years ago) link
So it's a reverse Christmas Carol?
― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 15 December 2016 15:52 (seven years ago) link
Christmas Carol as Big Con?
smith has a weakness for these massively dud "gift of the magi" style high concept movies
i mean who among us can forget SEVEN POUNDS
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 15 December 2016 16:29 (seven years ago) link
Will Smith has literally never been in a good movie
― a serious and fascinating fartist (Simon H.), Thursday, 15 December 2016 16:30 (seven years ago) link
Six Degrees of Separation
― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 15 December 2016 16:32 (seven years ago) link
Men in Black, Too (not Men in Black 2)
― Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 15 December 2016 16:34 (seven years ago) link
my favorite album last year was 'New Songs of the Humpback Whale'; noise removal software has enabled a quantum leap forward in the clarity of underwater recordings, allowing you to subtract out any splashes or rumbling artifacts -- that CD doesn't sound like you're in scuba gear 100 feet from a whale, it sounds like you are somehow in an auditorium 10 feet away from a whale. I kind of knew it was money in the bank for immanent hollywood alien sound design but I'm glad it was this film that did it, and I was also really impressed with the way it was used in the actual score during the first approach. it is actually quite a trick, getting away with using whale song in music (I do own those Paul Winter records but mainly to make fun of them, and even the Hovhaness piece lets the orchestra lay out for the solos)
I don't know when I will get around to seeing Arrival (I'm terrible at actually going to/watching movies yet at the same time I listen to the film scores of everything new that catches my fancy) -- but I have a copy of the film score for this and it absolutely floored me, gave me chills, my film score of the year I think.
― his eye is on despair-o (Jon not Jon), Thursday, 15 December 2016 16:39 (seven years ago) link
men in black 3 was ok but not cos of smith or anything
― loudmouth darraghmac ween (darraghmac), Thursday, 15 December 2016 23:00 (seven years ago) link
ali is a good movie
― intheblanks, Thursday, 15 December 2016 23:04 (seven years ago) link
rong
― Rush Limbaugh and Lou Reed doing sex with your parents (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 15 December 2016 23:16 (seven years ago) link
BAD BOYS 2
jesus
― balls, Friday, 16 December 2016 02:37 (seven years ago) link
off the topic of will smith, I gotta say time paradox isn't really my favorite scifi topic - it brings up universal ideas on the nature of time, but with scifi I'm usually looking for specific ideas reflecting the point in time the movie was made/story was written
so basically I think something like Ex Machina or even Westworld (for all its shortcomings) is more interesting as 2010s scifi than Interstellar or Arrival, because what is AI and what are robots and how do we understand those questions right now is more interesting than "from olden days philosophers have pondered whether time is indeed linear or cyclical and whether all events have a causal explanation etc etc"
― niels, Friday, 16 December 2016 13:05 (seven years ago) link
I went in to this only knowing "Amy Adams, linguist, makes first contact with aliens." That plus the gorgeous look of it was enough to get me excited. I kinda had hoped it was going to focus more on the difficulty of truly communicating with/understanding an alien life form. The time loop stuff actually struck me as kind of unnecessary? It bugged me the same way the ending of Donnie Darko bugs me. Either way, this was dope and I told virtually everyone I know to go see it.
There's a cool Song Exploder episode about the score:
http://songexploder.net/arrival
― zchyrs, Friday, 16 December 2016 14:38 (seven years ago) link
finally saw this; liked it a lot although renner was kind of clunky. ditto on what the hell was whittaker's accent.
when they started drawing i was all like o shit the aliens are sigur ros
i appreciated the fact that, contra chekhov, the canary didn't keel over
― mookieproof, Monday, 19 December 2016 00:14 (seven years ago) link
between this and Rogue One it's been a banner year for bizarre Forest Whitaker performances
― Number None, Monday, 19 December 2016 00:55 (seven years ago) link
Listening to New Songs of the Humpback Whale now and holy shit, you weren't kidding.
― Don Van Gorp, midwest regional VP, marketing (誤訳侮辱), Monday, 19 December 2016 01:15 (seven years ago) link
Totally unclear why Forest Whitaker needed an accent at all, it was just distracting.
We finally got around to this today -- enjoyed it, thought it did a reasonably good job of translating the themes of the story, Hollywooded up in predictable but not obtrusive ways. It did kind of leave the impression that she had some "choice" about whether to get married, have a baby, etc, which I think is a little off. In the story it's more like she learns how to see it all at once, but not in a way that lets her change anything -- there's nothing to change, because it's all happening at the same time.
Gorgeous film, great score.
― birthday party, cheesecake, jelly beans, boom (tipsy mothra), Monday, 19 December 2016 02:14 (seven years ago) link
forest whitaker no longer has a native accent and just invents accents depending on how any given sentence would sound
― mh 😏, Monday, 19 December 2016 02:19 (seven years ago) link
Saw this last night and was really moved and impressed. Yeah a couple moments were oversold and the ending in partiicular could have backed the fuck off (feels like someone pressured them to make sure test audiences 'got it' and that this cut screentime for some of the slow discovery stuff - I accepted the narrated montage in the middle but the ''it was Amy Adams who made the first key breakthrough'' line definitely felt like covering for a key scene cut for time)..... but for the rest of it I was sooooo glad to be watching a scifi movie where thoughtful academics are the heroes, grappling with not-easily-solved problems, and the film gives you credit to not have every single beat spelled back out for you. Lots of nice parallels to the idea that their language involves two parallel channels of information, there.
Also the rare big-budget movie where the ''it's intentionally ambiguous!'' defense feels justified and earned by what's in the film; I had a beautiful, snowy post-credits walk homeward, thinking about things. Yeah it takes some shortcuts but idk, I was moved to both thoughts and feelings and I keep mulling over it today, worth $10 easily.
― mega pegasus for reindeer (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 10 January 2017 16:17 (seven years ago) link
Also thought it was cool how each time I went ''ohhh I see where they're going with this'' I was wrong and what they actually did was more interesting and true to the themes of the film than what I'd imagined. E.g. after the ''zero sum game'' bit I thought AA would have this revelation that the two aliens had two different jobs, just as the humans sent both a linguist and a scientist- tidy, but reduces the aliens' fundamental differentness. After the ''palindrome'' bit I seriously thought she was going to realize that they'd been reading everything backwards because the aliens have been drawing on a transparent eall from their POV, lol.
― mega pegasus for reindeer (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 10 January 2017 16:23 (seven years ago) link
gleick: http://www.nybooks.com/articles/2017/01/19/when-they-came-from-another-world
― mookieproof, Friday, 20 January 2017 22:47 (seven years ago) link
Thanks, I enjoyed that.
― DJI, Saturday, 21 January 2017 21:00 (seven years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C3HFePdUYAAg2kF.jpg:small
― mookieproof, Thursday, 26 January 2017 17:17 (seven years ago) link
I p much hated everything starting from when the subtitles showed up
also, with the exception of the language and alien designs, visually v boring. I miss colorful sci-fi - this was all white, grey, and mist.
― a serious and fascinating fartist (Simon H.), Thursday, 26 January 2017 18:12 (seven years ago) link
Thought this was fantastic, weirdly stressful to watch (had to take a couple of five minute breaks). I can see a lot of the criticisms about paradoxes and 'can't everyone see the future' and the addition of the military drama, but they didn't bother me. It was terribly effective at making me feel with Adams and that seems rare in contemporary movies - if I see it as emotional drama with sci-fi framework that forgives a lot of sci-fi issues.
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Saturday, 11 February 2017 10:03 (seven years ago) link
i would have liked this more had i not read the story first, i think
― flopson, Monday, 13 February 2017 01:01 (seven years ago) link
Jeremy Renner was a terrible casting choice. why would you cast someone with such a stupid face as a genius physicist, and then not have him say anything intelligent the entire film??? In the story he tells her about hamiltonian formulation of classical mechanics where objects act as if they calculate all possible future paths in advance, which tips her off to the language/time. so much of the script was underwritten, too. like conversations between scientists written by someone who has no idea what scientists would talk about, all those scenes with the conference video chat where they're just going. it was visually pretty but empty and the long scenes with mournful strings felt un-earned. despite the story having been written in the 90s i want to see the version of this movie made in the 70s, just dry conversations between academics
― flopson, Monday, 13 February 2017 01:25 (seven years ago) link
very few films did that in the 70s, and they usually presented pretty pat explanations as drawn-out academic talk
but yeah, the source story is better but, as written, is a shorter episode and not a movie. the military bit and extrapolation of tragedy (the worst parts) made it a feature-length film
I feel like there is a feature Ted Chiang pitch out there that doesn't change the plot focus or tone, but maybe only in short form as some sort of anthology
― mh 😏, Monday, 13 February 2017 03:42 (seven years ago) link
Dug this
― International House of Hot Takes (kingfish), Monday, 13 February 2017 07:57 (seven years ago) link
Conversations between scientists in movies ain't written to please scientists flopson
― Betsy DeVos Ayes (darraghmac), Monday, 13 February 2017 08:13 (seven years ago) link
i'm not a scientist. movies should be written to please ME
― flopson, Monday, 13 February 2017 15:36 (seven years ago) link
what is the midpoint bewteen flopson and a scientist
― rip van wanko, Monday, 13 February 2017 15:55 (seven years ago) link
movies should be written to please barry norman iirc
― for sale: steve bannon waifu pillow (heavily soiled) (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 13 February 2017 16:24 (seven years ago) link
What have the normans ever done for us
― Betsy DeVos Ayes (darraghmac), Monday, 13 February 2017 16:50 (seven years ago) link
indelibly linked cosily middlebrow film criticism to the sound of billy taylor's 'i wish i knew how it would feel to be free'
― for sale: steve bannon waifu pillow (heavily soiled) (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 13 February 2017 16:56 (seven years ago) link
also eliminated slavery by the mid-12th century, although that pales in comparison to achievement 1 imo
― for sale: steve bannon waifu pillow (heavily soiled) (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 13 February 2017 16:57 (seven years ago) link
You'll forgive if I don't thank the normans for their historical achievements in the 12th c considering our little contretemps subsequent but otherwise yeah
― Betsy DeVos Ayes (darraghmac), Monday, 13 February 2017 17:48 (seven years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z18LY6NME1sDecent essay, which it went further
― Nhex, Saturday, 18 February 2017 00:07 (seven years ago) link
Haven't read this thread yet. This was pretty good through the communication elements but as soon as it went into the "time is not linear to them" areas it went off the rails into awful. Had similar feelings towards Interstellar. Just corny emotionally manipulative puzzle game Science Rules! masturbation that ultimately felt so empty and nearsighted. There's no meat or legit art to it. I guess this is "adult" sci-if these days. I'm probably spoiled by seeing 2001 as a kid and meeting a lot of brilliant but stunted STEM folks as an adult.
― circa1916, Saturday, 18 February 2017 09:02 (seven years ago) link
I will immediately walk away from anyone who gives props to Primer.
― circa1916, Saturday, 18 February 2017 09:05 (seven years ago) link
Will, the board will miss you.. wait, which one are you, again?
― Andrew Farrell, Saturday, 18 February 2017 11:38 (seven years ago) link
Finally saw this on the weekend & thought it was great. Beautiful & v moving
I havent read the story but will def seek it out now
― Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 20 February 2017 17:18 (seven years ago) link
finally got around to this, it was good. The ancillary action movie stuff that was added to the story for necessary cinematic/dramatic forward motion was all handled p well and didn't get in the way of the central story's focus on language, character, time + free will etc.
― Οὖτις, Monday, 8 May 2017 17:59 (seven years ago) link
move to dispute utterly your 'necessary' tbh that stuff is p much always an admission of failure or at very least lack of confidence in ability to convey an adult drama
― spud called maris (darraghmac), Monday, 8 May 2017 22:29 (seven years ago) link
it would be a v different movie w out that stuff, but given how this movie got made - as a big studio summer sci-fi blockbuster - the attendant action-movie scaffolding was integrated as well as it could be imo.
The story/source material doesn't really have a film-able three-act structure, so afaict the director's choices were either to make something that no one would pay to see that would probably be a v frustrating viewing experience that was nonetheless v true to the source material, or to modify the source material as necessary to make it into a cohesive filmed narrative. They went with the latter route.
― Οὖτις, Monday, 8 May 2017 22:39 (seven years ago) link